Which way White man?
>>729295645Minthara is the only one that seems to be family oriented.
>>729295645Who is the right one? If it is Mizora her feet are wrong
frog
>no human female companion >lets have 5 elves thoughwhat the FUCK were they thinking
>>729295645They're all so samey but the red one with the broken horn is the least feminine so not her.
>>729295804Humans are boring is what they thought.
>>729295645They literally all belong to the objectively superior cocks of some form of beastman.
>>729295896ah but elves, that is not boring
>>729295645From left to right: 1, 3, 5.
>>729295645How many hours do you guys think the doxed bronyOP has in NWN2 now?
>>729295645Minthara and Mizora impregnation
>>729295645minty
>>729295645Minthara > Mizora > Karlach > Lae'zel > Shadowheart
which one has the most delicious girl cock
>>729295645Tough choice, but I will have to go with Mizorathat cambussy is too tempting
Not buying the woke shit game.
>>729295645ENTER
>>729295896>human:(>human, pointy ears:)
>>729295645Directly into Shadowheart's perfect butthole.
>>729295645green > red > both blues > pink
>>729297291this but unironically
>>729295905>the objectively superior cocks of some form of beastman.yeah mine
>>729295645>Lae'zel>Shadowheart>>Minthara>Karlach>>>>Mizora
>>729295690??
What's a fun class to play?
>>729295645I usually like my vidya ladies and have pretty diverse tastes for them, but for some reason the BG3 ones just don't do it for me.
>>729297206
>>729295645Where's the female human fighter?
>>729298305warlock and sorcerer are the ones i liked most
>>729298305If you don't have the kind of autism that prevents you from using consumables, Eldritch Knight. 3 attacks per round, action surge, and they get to take huge advantage of the game's itemization and abuse bullshit items like spell scrolls and special arrows.Sorcerer is likewise busted for being able to so freely break the action economy.
>>729298305horse whisperer
>>729295645The angry green one.
>>729298320Why r u gay?
>>729298250
>>729295645a different game
>>729295645Thinking of picking up BG3 for Christmas, what's a fun class for melee?
>>729295804can't have a white female human in a video game
>>729300920Paladin I guess.
>>729301041>PaladinCan you still fuck Minthara on a good playthrough?
>>729300920Path of the Giant barbarian was added in Patch 8 and has been a lot of fun for me.
>>729295645a different gamefag
Boobs too small in all of themHard pass
>>729295645My precious frogfu.
>>729298518Some of you isthiks are all right.
>>729301080Being good character will an all evil group or an evil character with an all good group is the most fun way to play anon.
Post the gameplay
>>729301246Read the thread: >>729301136
>>729295645Frog wife best wife, not even a contest.
>>729301246Gladly.
>>729295804Same in BG2. The only human romance was Anomen.
>>729301394Dear sweet LORD
>>729301394Interesting that large explosions like this have unique visual effects.
>>729301394Was the runepowder thing inside that mess?
>>729301394Parry this you fucking casual.
>>729301278 Yeah, and Path of the Giant Barbarian isn't just good for gameplay-it’s got that chaotic energy if you lean into the shenanigans. Yeet your party members straight into enemy lines or toss goblins off cliffs. It’s pure kino if you’re not taking the story ultra-seriously.
>>729301394Is he okay?
>>729295645>Which way White man?>Divinity will use gen AIInto the trash. If i could refund my copy of BG3 i'd do it.
>>729302496You're kinda dumb if you don't use it these days
>>729295645Can't believe how hard Lae'zel grew on me. She's like a soft teddy bear by the end of Act 3.
I want vidya girls who look like this
>>729301394how do you respond to this without sounding mad
>>729297664>Hey Durge, what are we gonna do in the camp?
>>729301080You need to follow a convoluted process to recruit her on a good playthrough (pretty much need a guide, no normal person would ever figure it out alone). Even then, she still prefers selfish actions and you'll lose likeability for being too much of a good guy around her.
>>729301394>The fucking shockwave
>>729302808>You need to follow a convoluted process to recruit her on a good playthroughDon't you just need to knock her out?
>>729302496Anon, it's in the mood-boarding phase; even without AI, this involves literally taking other people's work and putting it up on a board to find the feel and tone of your project. They're just using AI to speed up this reference collection.
>>729302712RETARD ALERT!!!
>>729297142>t. Troon who bought the game and played it for 200 hours
>>729302904Another retard completely missing the point.
>>729295645Well, I'm black, so give me Shadowheart.
>>729302898I don't remember it clearly but even the fact that you need to switch to knock out mode is something nobody would know on a first playthrough unless you at least had prior knowledge that it's possible to recruit her at all, because nobody is autistic enough to test that on every named NPC.
>>729302956It's not missing the point, anon. I suspect you're not as bright as your self-image might lead you to believe.
>>729295645God they're all hideous
>>729295645I love blue skinned girls, but both of them are massive bitches in the game
For me? It's good guy paladin Dark Urge undoing everything his past self accomplished. Fantasy Total Recall kino.
>>729302912Refusing to use AI would cause one to be left behind, becoming retarded if you will.
>>729303051I fixed all their faces and bodies with mods.
>>729295645>zoomerslop
>>729295645>lawyer>flat chested>likes the BBCIs Mizora objectively the worst girl?
>>729295645Dunno but the videos of the red one fucking middle with her fat futa cock are hot.
>>729303101True. The competition will use it, and succeed against the person who refuses it.It's just what happens, like it or not.
>>729295804shart is a half elf though
Is there a harem mod? Fucking elves refuse to share me.
>>729303176>Baldur's Gate 3>ZoomersLike oil and water.
>>729295690Ill never frogive them for removing her pregnancy storyline
>>729295645Shadowheart>Minthara>Mizora>Lae'Zel>KarlachI honestly like Lae'zel very much but she can't beat the smooth soft elven bodies.
>>729303101>>729303434Retards.
>>729303757>One of my fantasies, plappin drow till pregnant was taken from me
>no goblin companion cowards
>>729304792What a revolting image. Crossbow bolt straight in the eye.
>>729303069>Start as Sorcerer Durge>Vow to Protect the Innocent after Alfira's Death>Canon reason to spec SorcadinLet's go
>>729295804t. NewfagYou don't fuck human women in Baldur's Gate, only Elven women
>>729295645yes no yesno yes
>>729306018Three for the alignments. Perfection.
>>729295645As I white man, I will lick all of their bellies, have them each give me a footjob, and then colonize their pussies, one by one. It is my sacred duty.
>>7292956451. minthara2. bae'zel3. karlach4. mizora5. every other creature with a pulse including the hag6. shadowheart
>>729307607>one by one>not casting evard's black tentacles on yourself and doing them all at once
Shadowheart, since I only ever play Durge and the character's backstory and plot development thematically parallel each other really well.
>>729309913It's a shame PC Warlocks don't get any character like this for their patron. Same goes for Cleric deity interactions compared to Shadowheart. If Origin characters kept more of their personality when you played them instead of feeling like Tav larping as an actual character, I might have actually played one of them.
>>7292956451 > 3 > power gap > 4 > 5 > another power gap > 2
>You get a bonus to Lae'zels romantic interest in you if you play a Red Dragonborn>Play a Red Dragonborn Durge Barbarian>Lae'zel wants to fuck me after watching me in a single fight. Contain yourself green woman
>>729295645>4 recolors with the same uniform body type and proportions>1 muscle girl on the safe end of the buffness spectrumWhat a boring dilemma.
>>729300745>We could have gotten the cut werewolf romance with Shadowheart
>>729300920Barbarian by far, in and out of combat.
>>729303757I'll never forgive them taking Daisy, and cutting the Upper City, and not making any companions other than the ones that we meet in Early Access/were already in the files for Early Access, and also pregnancy.
>>729309913Demona de semona
>>729295645Does this game have face-sitting (female on male)? This is an important question.
>>729311185>Halfling Barbarian>loads of Intimidation checks give you advantage for being a Barbarian>loads of Persuasion checks give you advantage for being a Halfling>competant party face even without investing in Charisma
>>729300920Depends what you like. Barbarian and Paladin both have a lot of character even outside of Combat because they get quite a few Class dialogues. Barbarians get to scare everyone shitless with boosts to Intimidation, Paladins get to be be good hero boys. Fighter is extremely strong and you feel like a living blender but they're comparatively dull character wise because your class dialogue mostly just consists of knowing about fighting
>>729311231I believe so, in the Minthara sex scene (but for females only).
>>729311231https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvARWA9YPA8can't be bothered to check for yourself?
>>729295645nonethey're all safe hornyeven the one that looks white is actually a huge slut and will cheat on you while acting like it's no big dealalso bg3 is shit
>>729311568>muh safe hornylynch yourself, nigger
>>729303119I'm going to need to see evidence.
>>729304792They didn't do anything with NPC shortstacks. Absolute cowards.
>>729295645I'm not playing that gay shit.
>>729295645Weak and boring, all of them. except perhaps the Drow
>>729311623>No argument
>>729312102>Camfag judging the taste of anyone.hilarious
>>729295645>pointy ears, zero tits and same body type except for the red thingWoah...
>>729295645Frog for good guy, Minty for bad guy.
>>729295645which one has the nicest feet
>>729312223It's the personality that counts!
>>729312223What's wrong with pointy ears and zero tits?
>>729295645Tieflings aren't elves, they're humans whose grandparents racked up bad debts or had a taste for diabolical strange.
>>729295645shadowheart while getting pegged by the frog
>>729295645
>>729313076They're inferior to zero ears and pointy tits.
>>729295645I'm gonna be real, I hated them all. BG3 girls were pretty shit tier.
>>729313076>fr*nch ancestryI'll pass
KARLACH SEXOTOUCH-STARVED AFFECTIONATE MUSCULAR RED WOMAN SEXO
>>729313614yeah anon, the french part is the worst one, sure
>>729295645It's cute that you think you're surrounded by white men here
The one and only.
>>729313923i don't like this hair
>>729309913>Can pick a Lady fey as patron>You don't get a busty bimbo fey slut constantly trying to seduce and tease you into giving up more of yourself for powerWasted opportunity.
>>729295645Why do they all look the same
>>729295645All of them have small tits, all of them have no ass, all of them have bad feet. I couldn't put together a group of more non-viable women to save my life.
>>729314285>footfagopinion discarded, like you should have been at birth
>>729295645Never knew the demon bitch had such an amazing tummy
>>729295645Just pick one, uh, damn..its a tie between karlach and minthara
>>729314346Feet are the ultimate marker of good genetics in a woman. Not considering them when chosing a partner is incredibly retarded, even if you're not turned on by them.
>>729314403She's built different, anon.
>>729313629
>>729314403those aren't the game models
What are some must have mods nowadays?I did 2 playthroughs when game came out, then speedran 3rd one as dark urge.
>>729314482Counterpoint.
>>729314557big futa cocks for everyone
>>729314516Why not?
>>729303069>>729305725Based lizards of truth and justice.
>>729314578That's not a counterpoint.
>>729295645She's actually a sweetheart
>>729314482>Feet are the ultimate marker of good genetics in a womanNo? That's retarded. A foot is one of the most adaptable parts of the humans body to environmental pressure. Feet can change dramatically between individuals with near identical genetics just due to how they're treated. Feet have always been a status thing. A foot unmarred and unshaped by any sort of hardship in life. It's for degenerate richfags and richfag wannabes.
>>729295645right down the middle towards my wife shadowheart
>>729295645for me it's shadowheart
>>729315167Shes the only choice. Rest of the females are awful
>>729295645tits too smallthey might as well be /v/ gaymers
>>729298320and he loved it faggot
>>729315167she's the only romance that is actually unironically ride or die any alignment any ending as long as you are monogamous.
>>729315878Mad how the nigger voices Karlach. It's like how that woman voiced Bart Simpson.
>>729295645>cant fuck mizora on an evil playthroughwhy even give the option? no good leaning tav would ever fuck her because not only is it naughty, it makes your love interest instantly dump you
>>729316265>it makes your love interest instantly dump youshart didn't dump me
>>729295645The white one.
>>729295645Where's Jaheira?
>>729316372maybe shes the only one cos shes a thot
>>729314713It's a shame there isn't a Radiant and Necromantic Draconic Sorcerer Lineage, at least for a midgame-lategame Prestige class sort of thing. I know those magic types are OP and it's already a stronk class but I would like it thematically. Though the Sorcerer Spell list doesn't really have any strong radiant options outside of Sunbeam.
>>729316526can't romance her
>>729313076The lack of options, you gigantic retard
>>729316372She worships the cuckold goddess or at least used to.
>>729295645Whoever has the bushiest pubes
>>729295645Minthara is by far the best, but I fear that a relationship with a drow would just end with a disaster
>>729316265tbqhfamajam even evil tav can very easily and intellectually understand that siding with the tieflings, or at least the druids, is better option materially, (not even considering morally). siding with the goblins is really only an absolute murder hobo or durge decision.
>>729316242>as long as you are monogamous.Which is an odd thing for a Lolth drow, even a former one
for a side enemy, the red bitch gets a lot of fanart.
>>729295645Bae'zel, always.
>>729316619>The lack of options, you gigantic retardYou're like that guy on Twitter who asked CDPR devs if Cyberpunk 2077 would have fully VR capable cutscenes with options for which sex positions you could put the girls into. It's a game, faggot, get over it.
>>729316680dont you need to kill the druids to get the evil drow companion?its been a while since i played this joint
>>729314578oh no I've been captured oh no
>>729301590>big explosion looks different than small explosionOMG GAME OF THE DECADE HOW DID THEY DO ITNot a cult, btw.
>>729317070No. As long as you don't kill her she instead shows up at Act 2 as a prisoner. Personally I typically kill her. I'll give evil bitches a chance if they surrender abd it's a matter of choice, but I'm not going out of my way to simp for them.
>>729316265>Her "sex" scene is just her babbling on about the hells or some shitI wanted her to literally suck out my soul and toy with it or something while we fuck.Like the Harleep stuff but you don't actually die.
>Is serious about monogamy>Will refuse to cuck you, or become cucked>Sex goddess semen demon>Hot raspy smoker voice>Mother of my childThe other girls suck so hard compared to Minthy that it isn't even a debate.
>>729317070No, if you toggle nonlethal on and kill her with a melee attack the game considers her knocked out and she'll show up in Act 2
>>729317327>haarlepFuck I just remembered you can give him your soul or some shit and he uses your body to fuck people in hell for the rest of eternity and every so often you would coom your pants and remark that someone is probably fucking your body right nowWhat a kino game. I may go and replay it
>>729317070you just knock her out and she's at moonrise. she even has a whole dialogue tree being absolutely confused as to why you killed everyone but her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELGeCrr6wJA
>>729317256fuming
>>729317609>nobody would remember methis line hits hard because in my first play through i never knew she existed as a companion. nobody remembered her. nobody ever mentions her again.
>>729301246
>>729317802Good
Minthara is the funniest person I know
>>729317901it was a beautiful webbing. it's funny because she's talking about draining your balls on her face
>>729317985>Half her porn is in human formGrim
>>729311198i think the most hardcore thing in this game is to do an evil wyll origin campaign on honor mode and kill mizora and yourself. you'll become a lemure but anyone that cold can surely find a way to be promoted in the hells.
>>729318293the best BG3 porn video is probably her https://rule34video.com/video/4089055/taste-of-the-nine-hells-pov-no-wm-kaegantonovich-4k-60fps/
>>729295645Please. I'd rather you not call me that.
I have to ask, just out of curiosity, do all paths lead roughly to the same possible ending outcomes? Like no matter who I seek a cure from, do they all end up in the same place but with different characters, allies and enemies involved?I'm not so much looking for spoilers, just more knowing I can't eternally fuck myself out of a "good-ish" ending within the context of I don't accidentally end up screwing the world to mindflayer brain rape by Act 2.
>>729318962the only thing that changes are a few cut scenes and dialogue. there are no branching paths if that's what you're expecting.
>>729318962The very end of the game comes down to the same place, though there are a few different ways to resolve it, which may have life-changing or life-ending consequences for you and your party.
>>729318962>I have to ask, just out of curiosity, do all paths lead roughly to the same possible ending outcomes?There are major branching story path for good vs evil endings but they are very obvious when you come across them. As for your specific scenario, going for one cure rather than another will not lock you out of any particular ending, it's more that you get flavour text for the character who's solution you choose to go after.
>>729304792>Rescue her from captivity three times>Just get a shitty achievement
>>729295645Mint, Shart, and Lez at the same time.
>>729295645Nyl2
>>729319238>>729319317>>729319359Ty anons, it was more I was starting to get performance anxiety in my own decisions. I have a serious problem with being uncomfortable with not knowing the outcomes of things. It's a serious problem with RPGs because I end up playing for an hour, feeling like what I did was sub-optimal, restarting, doing that part again but better, getting an hour ahead, restarting, etc. I've been managing to shrug it off because I've been liking BG3, but the think meat worms scream louder as I get further into the game.I hate my brain.
>>729295645>>729313451I've thought about going back to do her romance, but does she still go away with Wyll at the ending?
>>729319459>Nyl2>Keeps making Overwatch smutI hate that fucker so much!
>>729295645Minthara, Lae'zel and Mizora.
>>729295645Frog website, loser.
>>729319525You can now go to Avernus with her if you like - and the epilogue suggests that you're close to a means of stabilizing her engine for good, meaning you can have that cottage with children and goats you were talking about.
>>729319634i love how years later they've still not fixed the half orc portrait bug. surely they must be aware and it's such a simple thing.
>>729319662This is all I ever wanted from the start, larian aint so bad after all.
>>729319634Orcs are so fucking ugly but I know a female orc would have been a popular companion
>>729319487you can f5 every dialogue you think will be meaningful and then f8 but yeah stop worrying anoni started a coop run with a gf who hasnt played it before and it stresses me out how she picks the worst possible choices for dialogue every time but i decided early that there will be no savescumming and what route we get to end is the route we get, regardless of her shitty decisions kek
>>729319786When I played the EQ games, I always wanted a Clan Deathfist waifu.
>>729319786Larian is aware.
>>729319820I... *wish* you to end.
>>729319820Based gf going for maximum drama and teaching anon to let the dice fall as they may.
>>729298250>>729300745>She starts talking about werewolf babies and you're a 240cm tall albino gecko@Tiamat @Bhaal @Lathander help
>>729319487remember that developers can't or are unable to give meaningful choice
>>729320152I want to snuggle Tiamat. I'd curl up next to her white dragon head.
>dragonborn>paladin>oath of vengeance >2h weapons>bahamut >doom slayer morality. interrupt dialogue to attack. don't even reply verbally to evil. >kill astarion for being a vampire. kill shadowheart for being a sharran. kill wyll for consorting with devils. what's stopping you from playing like this?
>all the gameplay is just cheeseNot complaining about bg3 hereDnd5e fucking sucks to engage in>Should I debuffWell they can dodge or you can fail, but explosions/AoE/gravity dont missWorst part about bg3 is the gameplay, which is bizarre to me because I feel RNG bs rolls not being fun was a thing they learned going from dos to dos2
>>729320869I'm not autistic.
>>729295645all of them except shadowshit
>>729295645whichever one doesnt fantasize about having sex with other men
>>729317824OutFuckingSkilled
>>729320338>Wyll stops Tiamat from invading the material plane>Gale eats a God orb, personally knows one of the strongest wizards in history and fucks a goddess>Karlach was the personal general to one of the big rulers of Hell and personally led armies>Shadowheart was a high enough ranking Shar believer that she was entrusted with their most important mission>Minthara is a daughter and established noble from Menzoberranzan's most powerful house>Astarion was a spawn of one of the most powerful vampires in Faerun>Durge apparently ruled an underground slaughter kingdom Why is everyone's backstory epic level 15-20 type shit
>>729317256lol wtf
>>729315878Canon romance btw.
>>729317256ai will replace you if you are a low skilled human
>>729321158You could argue it's why they're all non thrallsBut it's true the fact was not there in writing "interesting backstory"
>>729321158following DoS2's trend of pseudo-epic characters I guess. that game felt very 20+ D&D the second you grabbed those source points back.
>>729317824>>729321113Save yourselves some setup time, anons.https://youtu.be/UET0KFCrkXk
>>729321442>Fact Meant tact
>>729321158that's why playing tav feels so weird because you're basically just a mute loser.
>>729321536You know what they say about mute losers, anon.
>>729321331hey jen is a rug muncher. this is very likely a super arousing situation for her and me WHY IS SHE ALLOWED TO DO THAT????!!!!?
>>729321158It's a common RPG trope. In Everquest 2, there's a level 3-5 quest in one of the cities where you stop a literal god from flooding the city.
>>729321646The forbidden lezzie fruit. Every man's prize.
>>729321536>Pick any of the origin characters>They now speak all of once or twice in the gameWell I heard Karlach's badly written anyways so whatever
>>729321646She pays her taxes, anon.
>>729302812supreme taste
>>729321536Tav can be roleplayed as the most powerful of them all considering how competent and strong they can be with no strings attached. He's enough of a blank slate that I just roleplay him as a level 20 adventurer who's seen it all but got de-leveled like the rest of them
>>729295645I'm partial to some blueberry loaf myself.
>>729295645Froggy is my princess
>>729322190Her romance is surprisingly cute after the initial bits.
>>729321158>Lae'zel recently became of age and started fightingBest companion.
played it through 2 times last month and was surprised by how "linear" it felt. judging by the overall sentiment I thought its more open but most quests are the same, most areas/locations are the same. Some dialogue changes, some quests change slightly, but overall it feels the same every playthrough
>>729322397She’s easily the best companion if you are style is bushido justice. She does have a lot of cute scenes and dialogue, and I really like the proper ending with Orpheus. She basically pledged her soul to you and I believe she will abstain from another mate after that little cinematic.
>>729322397Yeah probably because she has the best arc in the game
>>729320869>kill astarion for being a vampire. kill shadowheart for being a sharran. kill wyll for consorting with devils. >what's stopping you from playing like this?I already did that once, and I'll do it again at some point.
>>729322531Normally I'd cringe at everyone emphasizing monogamy as I don't feel it t needs to be saidBut shadow heart exists lmoa
>>729322414If you'd rather play a turn-based isometric party CRPG than a first-person open-world RPG, I guess? Both games are pretty fun, but they're pretty different.
>>729322518Not to mention the gameplay mechanics don't incentivize indirect strategy>Favor multi hit multi roll builds and AoE because rest pointsMeanwhile DoS2 allowed you to be a teleporting, swapping, telekenetic swashgoofler
>>729322397I think she's easily the best written companion, and of course my favorite romance.
>>729317997That's all of her jokes, WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS
>>729322414I'd recommend both tea bee etch.
>>729322857That's just what drow humor is like, anon.
>>729322397Indeed.
I don't want any of em, and even then the one that looks remotely good is near the end of the game when she finally has the harlequin paint and nose with white hair
What's the most fun class and why is it Barbarian Giant?>Leaping twenty feat across the battle arena>Picking up a goblin>Suplexing him into his friend>Killing both of them instantly>Yeet returning weapon at some ugly fuck a mile away like a guided missile
>>729321158Canonically they're high level and got temporarily levelled down by the mind flayer parasites
>>729323357Why do you ask when you know the answer?
>>729323357The biggest you can get in-game is also via Path of the Giant, IIRC.
>>729323357Smashing people into their friends like an asshole kid playing with action figures never gets old
>>729322767They've said they're very happy to not have to work within D&D constraints anymore.
>>729323357I was fucking howling when there's an actual fucking suplex animation when you throw an enemy in close proximity to another.
>>729319634Minthara website, retard.
>>729295690Karlach tells you she'd like to have kids with you though.
>>729319590Nyl should never stop making Overwatch porn. But he should start making Marvel Rivals porn too
>>729323656Hag website, cuck.
>>729324045>Adopted several retardsNo thank you.
>>729317329You'd think the drow would be the kinkiest of the bunch considering the stories I hear about them
>>729295645left and mid-left for me desu
>>729321112Uhh, Anon, this scene is because YOU want to fuck Halsin
>>729324045Minthara is anti cuck
>>729295645From left to rightBWCBWCBWCBWCBWC
froggy and minthara are extremely god tierand no i literally havent even watched or played a minute of gameplay of this game
>>729324748How does that workHow are you so spot on in spite of that
>>729295645>none of them are humanI want a human gf/wife.>Shadowheart is a half-elfThe things i have to put up with.
>>729324959years of pure jacking off to sfm and 3D arti dont like 2D porn all THAT much
shadowheart is the only real choiceall the others are r*ddit
>>729295801>melina over ranniahahahaha no
>>729295690baezel literally will raise a child with you
>>729325063Shadow heart is like picking the moody broody girl. THATS SUPPOSED TO BE ME.
>>729325063Shadowheart is unironically the reddit choice>Broody sassy rude mean cunt in the early access>Feedback made her the randomly whimsical, randomly horny schizo she is todayTjis is what happens when you listen to feedback
>>729295801>using waifu to mean any girlzoomers
>>729325451I mean them listening to feedback is the only reason Lae'zel is Bae'zel and not a slut that literally sleeps with all the male companions like in EA.
I don't care how Reddit cringe Astarion is, diverting him away from his power hunger into someone humble was one of the most engaging companion quests I've experienced in a long while. It's also hilarious seeing how many women just gave him what he wanted and being surprised he became a worse person for it.
they're all way too old for me
>>729295645Lae'zel > Shart > Minthara = Karlach > MizoraKarlach would be higher if she had any meaningful story content, her endings weren't terrible and her 2nd sex scene didn't have her fingering you. Lae'zel is easily the best romance from a writing perspective, though it's understandable if some people are turned off by her being a weird frog alien.
>>729295645Either 1 or 3I think 1 is evil or something so I'd go for 3 but if 1 came onto me I wouldn't fight to hard.
>>729295645Lae'zel ?My betrothed.Wenduag ?My beloved.Morrigan ?Impregnated.Nyrissa ?Pollinated.Ahnassi ?My special friend.Tali ?Contaminated.
Minthara was the only one that got my dick hard and made my heart flutterAnd she did it all with her words
>>729295645All of them are lazy as fuck designs for a D&D game. All they did for the githyanki was drag the nose bone slider scale down all the way and give her goblin ears. The two on the left should be more bestial looking but they didn't want to have to do different rigs for them. I just plain really dislike this character design philosophy, just comes off as lazy retarded star trek style alien girls you'd see in one of those russian porn game patreon scams.
>>729295645My question is this. Howcome there are no good enchanted helmets in this game? You get one off that golem, and thats it. Where is a good drippy headwear?!
>>729295645>no human redhead MizoraThey jobbed hard.
>>729295645Thanks, but I'm a volcel. I'll just play modded BG2 again (no romance).
>>729326994There are plenty, you just didnt find them
>>729326994The Helldusk helmet? The Bonespike helmet? What are you looking for?
>>729295801Pretty based list I must say
>>729327164>remember heckin balduran you guys?>well we chopped off the kino spikes
>>729327179In the game there is an adjustable steel helmet. There are also some nice non-enchanted helmtes, especially in the village at the start of act 3 in that cave. Yet all you get are some the ones you mentioned, leather one with wisdom advantage, a ranger cowboy hat, and thats it. Like, what the fuck. Where is a drippy glowy paladin one? Where is one for a grizzled merc/soldier?Seriously, i got mighty miffed when i discovered that gems and ingots were just for vendor money and there was no actual enchanting and crafting (not even cooking as such).
Realistic weight gain mod for Karlach
>>729327296everyone is over horned helmets
>>729327164pair this with that neck that gives free 1-6 poison on your next hit whenever youre healed and its gaming time
>>729295645I have small tits fatigue
>>729300745wait can lycanthropy skip generations?
>>729327164Gee, lets see...>helmet of autonomy>marksmanship hat (hat, not a helmet)>that helmet for barbarian (more like a hat)>bonespike helm>adamantine helm>flawed helldusk helmet>balduran's helmetThats it? Are you fucking kidding me?
>>729327816Mod in some cool shit. I beat this game on release and haven’t come back yet, iv been subscribing to an arsenal of mods and i check them out frequently. Soon my next play through will be unironically better than the first
>>729327904>mod inIf i have to bake mods to fix basics, what the fuck is the point of the game?
>>729295645Lae'zel is my queen, I reached an era where dangerous equals hot now.
>>729327787I wish more of the women in Baldur's Gate 3 had big tits, it's only the female dwarves for some reason.
>>729327816>helmet of grit>steelwatcher helmet>dark justiciar helmet>sarevoks horned helmet+ monk headwear thingie
i love sex
>>729314346>trannyseetheverification required not
>>729304792wanted to fuck her so badly
>>729328063Karlach should have massive breasts but they just gave her the same set as all the other girls so they look tiny on her
>>729328256There needs to be more.Howcome there is no unique/enchanted version of the adjustable steel helmet. Howcome there is no such version of the regular metal helmet? I already looked through the wiki. howcome there is no fitting helmet for paladin or a cleric? What, just Balduran's and thats it?
>>729329531there is like 10 helms, 10 hats and 5 masks, thats plenty considering how many any other armor pieces there are so at this point you are asking for more items in generalthe special magical shit thats really unique tends to look really strange too, wouldnt make much sense for a regular guard helm to be something special
>>729324280Reminder.
>>729329085>mad enough to reply 4 hours laterseriously, footfags are subhuman
So much about who is best girl to romance, but who is best girl to play as?
>>729325194>frog kidsMight as well have mutt niggers
>>729327787I guess they try to make more realistic bodies but then again all of their other curves are way beyond average.
>>729329352how massive?
>>729327787Same, I love giant tits, natty or enhanced, and I am tired of the jealous chest let's oppressing who should rightfully be running the show. A revolution is coming, and the Itty bitty titty committee and all their simps WILL face the wall.
>>729329868Karlach, she is the only one that has voiced special dialogue when playing as her origin
>>729327798Depends on the setting, in WoD it can skip multiple generations. You can have entire families of werewolf relatives that are not werewolves themselves.
>>729329998Ayyy, he updated the mod to work with other body types than 1?
>>729323456Karok my nigga.
>>729329804That was from Paizo's magazine back when they made fan content for 3rd Edition, aka the same people who went on to make Pathfinder and pic related.
>>729295645None of them. They are all made to be intentional subversions of what I want in a love interest. I'll take any BG2 or Planescape: Torment girl instead, thanks.
>>729330290its a separate mod, have to make every armor and clothing piece again for the strong body type
>>729330313>That was from Paizo's magazineHuh, I did not know that.>picJesus.Time for a broodmother character.
>>729330391>on the brink of womanhoodpedo
>>729330170Good to know. I'll at most do three playthroughs of the game, I think. Probably end up doing fewer. Not sure which one of the dudes I should pick as main character for another playthrough, Station is kind of the posterboy if the game, so he seems the obvious choice.
>>729330524Based*
>>729330615Astarion*Fucking autocorrect.
>>729330615my favorite Origin playthroughs were Karlach and Wyll, I cant stand them as companions but when I played as them they didnt annoy me at all, and Wyll feels like a proper action hero run
All rook same.It doesn't matter which one I pick.
>>729330402>separate modIs it the same guy/girl as the BBB one or just another Boobchad that had the same idea?
>>729324280No one said she wouldn't be kinkiest, she is just possessive and loyal because she's in love and trust is rare commodity among drow.They do consider males as sex slaves at best and cannon fodder at worse, Minthy reminds you about it constantly, but she treats you as equall and is ready to settle down with you someone she trust and won't share with anyone.For contrast Shadowheart just got her memories back and want to try everything even if it means cucking you. Minthara is expirienced she had male and female lovers, she killed her lovers and right now want someone she can have kinky sex with without being paranoid about being poisioned or stabbed next morning.
>>729330524Projecting coombrain.Romance doesn't automatically mean sex.I can wait.
>>729329804To be fair it's mainly the high ranking drow and the priestesses that engage with the super fucked up shit like that and fucking dog demons (that's canon, drow priestesses fuck huge dog demons as a rite of passage). Minthara is a daughter of House Baenre, which is a major house, but obviously she's not all that important considering she's essentially a grunt soldier, definitely very far down the line of succession. They wouldn't send her to investigate minor cult activities and then do literally nothing to retrieve her once she vanished if she were actually important
>>729330805still SindaeSBBF has been from the start though so can use that if you dont care about the custom outfits, it has all the base game clothes edited for curvy bodies, both 1 and 3
>>729295645Minty but with a face-replacer mod
>>729330786Yeah, but Will a nigga though.
>>729330791>all rook sameWell yeah, they're all adult females that lead a very active lifestyle. This tends to produce only one body type.
>>729330997So's Eric Brooks.
>>729329142The fact that fucking VEILGUARD is the only RPG in recent memory that lets you fuck a short race is fucking abominable, Larian should have given us a shortstack and they probably were if anyone remembers the cut companion "Helia" from the EA days
>>729295645Lae'zel > Minthara = Mol > Karlach > Shart < Mizora100% white btw
>>729331185>We missed out on a female halfling werewolf bard romance
>>729330313Back when Paizo wasnt gay
>>729330995>modding women to make them look hottercringe small dick energy>modding women to make them look according to lorebased gigadick chad move
>>729331252Why the fuck aren't the cool Absolute robes and armor available in the base game
>>729331185They gave us one a while back. Maybe with the new game coming, there'll be another chance.
>>729325027I kneel.
>>729295645can i bang them all
>>729331343>running around in Baldurs Gate wearing full Absolute armorwhat could go wrong
>>729295645Karlach Bigger wife Good life
>>729331439you can but not in a single playthrough (unless you use a mod)
>>729331458>running around in Baldur's Gate with a drow, two Baldur's Gate legends, and a cadre of zombies in your party
>>729331185I'm still mad we got Halsin instead of Helia or Alfira.We already have a druid companion in Jaheira and she way more interesting.
>>729331604I fucking hate having two companions of the same classunless they are fighters
>>729297132My nigger
>>729330391Fall-From-Grace-sama is better
>>729331604Not only is Halsin not needed, but they butcher his character after he becomes a companion. Don't get me wrong, he was boring prior to that, but afterwards his entire character is literally just "dude sex lmao" like the only reason they made him a companion is because women and gays liked the big buff elf man. All of the cuck stuff with Shart stems entirely from him and all of his dialogue is just sex stuff. It's fucking horrendous. I'd rather use Matt Mercer Minsc than Halsin.
>>729295645Reminder to retarded simps that Shadowheart and Mizora both literally have pussy hair in-game
>>729325027i've been jacking off to porn for years and all it did was make me gay
>>729331657Same. It just seems weird.
>>729331748I don't even think women like Halsin. It's anecdotal but every woman who I see play this game won't shut the fuck up about Astarion and only Astarion
>>729304792Larian aren't cowards, they're faggots. Too busy focusing on bear sex and faggotry to bother giving us shortstack goblin kino.
>>729331748>reverse the genders>so we added a new big titty bimbo who wants to fuck your character and whoever they are dating and they wont stop asking for itmaybe in 2030
/v/ros that divinity trailer was fucking disgusting and really makes me worry that larian might be going full faggot with their next game, i saw CDPR collapse immediately after reaching their apex with The Witcher 3 and i dont want to see the same thing happen to larian
>>729331895Even the Narrator makes fun of those people.https://youtu.be/ahNOz4fJ_LQ?si=rXDPaHMAyfHXxkdH
>>729331680How dare you.I'll take my teenage tiefling over your Fall-From-Used-Goods.
>>729331748>Matt Mercer Minsc>even though Jim Cummings is still alive and probably would have been ok reprising his roleI can't hate Larian Studios enough.
>>729331537which mod?just curious btw but is there any cuckolding like with dragon age?
>>729332041What's up with these people's obsession with "therapy"?
>>729332147Is he still working? It's possible he had a prior engagement - that, or it's a Rick May thing where he can't scream like he used to, God rest him.
>>729331458>>running around in Baldurs Gate wearing full Absolute armor>what could go wrongnothing because Larian Studios are so full of faggots they wouldn't have bothered adding in reactivity for just wearing clothes.
>>729331252I can smell the yeast in your unwashed mangina.I think this loaf is gonna be sourdough.
>>729332192well you need a harem mod so you can date everyone you want and an edited sex scene mod for Minthara or else you will miss it when doing a good playthrough
>>729332192>is there any cuckoldingNo, outside of a line or two of dialogue with Shadowheart and Halsin. There's no actual cucking, they just have some sexually charged dialogue with each other. I recommend you kill Halsin.
>>729328018>You're telling me I have the ability to improve my experience in just about any way I want? Fuck you.... Just.... Fuck you....
>>729332231idk if he's working NOW but during BG3's development in Early Access (and especially when it had leaked that Minsc was going to be in the game), he'd publicly spoken out on wanting to be Minsc again (and I think he even reached out to Larian with no response back but idk how accurate that is). But Larian are, as always, too busy being faggots and raping the fuck out of the Baldur's Gate IP with WoTC approval to even bother with bringing in legacy VAs from the franchise even though they have no problem bringing in legacy characters from the same franchise.
>>729332336There's a difference between mods enhancing an already good experience, and mods polishing a broken, unplayable turd into being playable.Bad faith nigger.
Larian did a decent job with Jaheira but Minsc and Viconia were fucking butchered, Minsc because why the hell did you bring him back at all and why with Matt Mercer voicing him and Viconia because it just doesn't make sense for her to be doing what she's doing. also I want to romance Jaheira
>>729332478We're not talking about Skyrim, sissy
>>729332248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbPwxi5fc_Q
>>729332519WOTC brought him back way before Larian, the problem was how you acquire him can take time if you don't know the steps. Meaning most people see no reason to use him. Viconia is an actual fuck up
>>729295645From a purely physical standpoint it would have been Karlach, But Forg is better for the heart in addition to being pretty cute herself.
>>729332519>spoilerMe too anon, hag sexo
>>729332519Minsc actually came back in a comic series years before BG3, so it's not Larian's fault he's still around.
>>729332330Okay, will note that down>>729332316thanks, any recommendations?
>>729331136Good gif
>>729323950The thing is he's good, he's very good at what he does. The downside is that it takes MONTHS for him to finish one animation.
>>729331798Pussy hair is wonderful. It literally makes a woman sexier.
>>729332519Jaheira was good because it's believable she'd be where she is and she works well as the wise mentor type. Minsc is just nothing, even bordering on annoying. Viconia and Sarevok were absolutely destroyed and they shouldn't have been brought back. Still though, for those who romanced Jaheira over Viconia in 2 it's probably not great that she's still pining over her first husband. Honestly none of the characters should have come back because of the modular nature of these stories
>>729332647Mods in general? Too many to listMight want to check Realms Restored though if you are not from Califronia yourself
>>729332751You've never had sex and only fetishize it from your anime girl cum brain. It looks nasty and feels nasty.
>>729329998>FatfaggotryAbsolutely revolting.
>>729332624Not really? After Ketheric retreats, ask Jaheira to join you. Then in Act 3, knock Minsc unconscious. Pretty simple stuff.
>>729332751Pussy hair is a masculine trait, most often fetishized by soillennials who want to project an attraction to men onto female bodies as a way to mentally launder homosexuality.
>>729332934>the natural state of a VAGINA is masculine
>>729332804>anime girl cum brainEvery anime girl is clean shaven, you're the one with an anime girl addiction, bald pussy lover.
>>729330304The best character by far.
>>729295645Can you romance shart as durge? Doesn't seem like you have the private moment with her when you fight for the goblins
>>729300745Her womb is literally made for puppies.
>>729333227there is no difference between the origins and who they can romanceyou probably didnt have enough points with her at that point
>>729333227>Can you romance shart as durge?yes>Doesn't seem like you have the private moment with her when you fight for the goblinswell for one, playing durge doesn't lock you into killing the tieflings and if you do you just have a goblin party instead where you can have that wine scene with her
>>729295645Not interested in any of them because they are unattractive>BUT I SAID WHITE MANDon't care
>>729333227Durge is just Tav with some spice. For the most part he's entirely customizable
>>729295645For me, it's the random harlots on the island in Baldur's Gate 2 that say "waoh met 'n waoh cum!"
>>729333515snapping minthara's neck after she sucks your dick is so fucking kino
>>729302812>shadman
>>729332918Yeah playing blindly Minsc is going to be 5-10 hours deep for the average person. Once you know shit its obvious you can rush to get specific items/people
>>729295801>Lae’zel>Squirrel Girl>DinahI knew I liked you, /v/.
>>729323357>Yeet returning weapon at some ugly fuck a mile away like a guided missileThats what i did with Karlach and that trident you find in the jungle.
>>729332041Astarion's best endings, the ones in which you do actually course correct him into not being a manipulative power hungry tyrant, are seemingly never the ones women end up with. Every female streamer clip I've ever had forced into my feed has them all ascending him into a vampire lord, and then being shocked it just enables him into being an asshole. Astarion doesn't need power, he's an abused manchild wanting to lash out at the world. It's like giving a rifle to a bullied teenager.
>>729334327yeah but his evil ending while romancing him basically has him turn you into his sex slave, so of course women are going to go for that
saved Minthara cause mean bad girl ended up romancing Lae'zel instead, have no idea what Minthara romance looks like
>>729334327>>729334430Dark romance is a thing these days.
>>729334321With the new Giant sub class they added you can make all weapons return to you.The wrestling moves are pretty cool too
>>729325858I don't remember posting this
What's her fucking problem?
>Shadow Sorc got zero interactions with the shadow lands or the shadowfellCould have at least gotten a dialog or two seeing as it's the source of your power
Gonna do a Durge playthrough, any reason i should go as lizard over another race
>>729334681little brat needs a hard spanking...
>>729334835Mechanically they're the worst race, just pick it if you wanna be a lizard hunk
>>729334681damn brat, needs correction
i love me some minthussy
>>729331982Phwoar big booby druidess who constantly wants to perform the fertility dance. Maybe she even draws her powers directly from performing "life" rituals.
>>729331748From what I understand there was a small but very vocal group of Halsin fans during the early access and Larian decided to throw them a bone.>>729332231>>729332414If I remember correctly he got cancelled over something.I genuinely think Mercer did a good job but it would've been nice to have Cummings back.Also gotta give props to the woman voicing Jaheira in BG3, she's not the original VA either but she did a banger job.I think in general the voice work in BG3 is amazing.
>>729334835The Durge needs sharp teeth to bite through flesh and boneSo a dragonborn, half-orc or a tiefling
>>729334835Lizards are hot.Fight the urge, take the true kino redemption path.
>>729335104>redemption>kino
>>729334835They look cool as fuck.
>>729335089>>729335275Compelling argument>>729334928>>729335104i don't want to fuck llizards but fair enough
>>729335210>Refuse to fulfil your destiny>Are struck down and outright killed>Reborn anew by Withers' hand with all your sin purged from your body*Srrp* Yep, it's Jesus Christ allegory kino.
>>729316673so Shadowheart
>>729335210Yes
>>729335372Its not the frog, the demons or the prissy night elf
>>729332228People who want attention for a living have a lot of issues, they're surrounded by coworkers who are as attention-obsessed as they are, so they think everyone is unbalanced in that same way.Although, I suppose a lot of people on this site would benefit from a little counseling.
>>729334681I NEED to show this little urchin love and care
>>729335210Yes. Bhaal is a gay god for faggots and poofs.
I don't even care what people say about Minthara. She's a goddess and would worship her womb.
>>729295645Who has the biggest tits?
>>729295645Karlach is the only one who doesn't deserve death but she's still annoying as hell.
>>729335104He looks like he fucks human women
>>729336027>Drow WombNo thanks. I don't like spiders.
>>729335967https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_fSd172FNo
>>729336115it's pretty nice
>>729336101Minty is fertile and devoted to her children (daughters).
>>729334681she's not getting dicked down by a big white human cock.
>>729336115Lae'zel is literally coded to dig Big Red Dragonborn guys.
>>729336271I have given her 9 daughters so far.We will try for more.
>>729336319Anon, that's an actual, biologically prepubescent child.
>>729336434out of ten
>>7292956451) Really the only good option. Shame about the voice.2) Utterly repulsive, both physically and personality-wise. Only exists to be yeeted off a cliff.3) Exceptionally bland, like licking cardboard. Physically identical to Minthara, though, so still salvageable. Only worth taking if you also get Minthara, that way her extreme sassiness spices up the extreme blandness and makes for a tasty sauce.4) Looks like a dude, talks like a tard, and has the most obnoxious fucking personality. Gets yeeted alongside the frog.5) I... huh. I actually don't remember who this is. I should replay BG3, it's been a while.
>>729336434Damntoo old
>>729336463Minty's voice is pure sex, you philistine.
>>729295645Minthara is the most ride or die. She fucking loves you, to a zealous degree.
>>729295645Minthara. I love how in the ending with Karlach, if you romance her, she basically decides to challenge Hell just so she can keep her beloved. She is so wonderfully possessive, that it makes me want to be hers.
>>729336603It's just a little too "fifteen packs a day" for me.
Minthara fags baffle me. She's old, ugly, a drow skank, a terrible person, has a smokers voice, barely exists for 50% of the game, constantly disapproves over the dumbest shit. It just feels like they've not played the game but they have some base assumption that Drow girls are hot. Minthy is barely even a Drow. That slut is barely purple. Drow have one rule. If she's not pitch black then send the bitch back.
>>729295645Shadowslut > Karlach > Wylls hot patron > the rest
>>729301394based localized nuke
>>729336959Idk about her, i killed her in the goblin camp. Good going.
>>729295645All + fem male npcs too. Every available cunt will be colonized by my BWHC (big white human cock).
>noone posted IsobelYou people are basic.
>>729336531You see the other Githyanki and you swiftly realize the makeup on Lae is doing some monumental lifting.
>>729337074I am sorry anon, but I am not a girl. I would have zero chance with Isobel. Although, if I used disguise self spell...
>>729337102I wish the makeup was actually just part of her skin and not makeup. She looks dramatically worse without it, and I assumed it was just her skin until I saw a mod that removes the makeup.
>>729327618Blame 5e for the lack of crafting.
>>729295645second from left every timei feel like she would be big into /ss/
>>729337074It's a lesbian that is in a faithful monogamous relationship with an NPC. Why even bother bringing that up.q
Honestly I'm the most upset they didn't make that qt3.14 bard tiefling a companion and just have us fucking murder Halsin in Durge story.
>>729337160>blame 5e for making D&D shitI do.
>>729337295>/ss/kys pedo
>>729334681my durge takes pleasure in brats
>>729337351>it'sShe. Isobel is she, not it.>why bring that upBecause i want to have a wife who is like her.
>>729337535But it isn't your.wife. it is not available to you the player at all, especially since you're undoubtedly a man too so doubly not available.
>>729337491you can't just say thatit's rude
>>729332126Hmmmmmmmm only one of the two will run your pockets and sell your body after you dieImagine hanging out and worming for the dusties LMAO
>>729337295It's literally hard coded into the game that Lae'zel prefers big buff guys, particularly Dragonborn. Particularly Red Dragonborn. You get bonus approval whenever you engage in romance dialogue.
>prettiest female in the game is tucked away where almost no one will find herDiabolical!
>>729332798Hold on a second, there's a mod that makes this game fully white?
>>729337642I want one like her, not her.
Do you think Lae'zel fucks the red dragons she gets from Orpheus?
>>729338138If she's not already hooking up with (You), yes absolutely. She's pretty much the fantasy version of a Horse Girl. YJK
>>729336101She actually abandoned Lolth
>>729338324No, Lolth abandoned her because she's a useless dupe.
>>729338372She's my useless dupe
>>729329998DAE brosnan??? xDDD
>>729295801>Brown Girl>Girlboss>Cripple>Ugly>Obese AmericanHmmmm I wonder who made this image
>>729295801I was disgusted until I saw Dinah, then all was forgiven.
