>no giveaway thread this yearChristmas is ruined
Theyre giving away job applications at the unemployment center fat fuck
>>729302227i've seen the giveaway thread on the front page plentyopen your eyes twat
What game?
>>729302584I think OP means the Stardew valley thread, the dev usually drops some keys on Christmas
>>729302702It's barely 7 am
>>729302227PICK UP YOUR DAMN FORAGABLES AAAAARRRGHALSO THE DIAMOND IN THE DUPLICATOR C'MON MAN ARE YOU BLINDAND OH. MAH. YOBA. DID YOU LEAVE YOUR CHICKEN COOP OPEN FOR YOUR CHICKENS TO FREEZE _ IN THIS WEATHER???>>729302624Stardew Valley, super comfy and chill farming game.
>>729302227>already e-begging at this time of the morningAre there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?
>>729302736iirc they happened on christmas eve
>>729302584the dev would stop by as they used to post in the gamedev threads here before sdv got stupidly famoushe would dump dozens and dozens of keys at a time
Merry Christmas! Hope you all had a good year. Here are some free Stardew Valley keys to brighten your day!Steam Keys:replacements to prevent scrapers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witch Keys (no replacements):C07G2S1HLXQCGYB1C07G2S1XDR71L3T5C07G2S1JRJ7W03KPC07G2S1KBLLBWVV4C07G2S1LL6P067XKC07G2S1MYFBP345PC07G2S1NGWSY5WJTC07G2S1Y1BM4LGCRC07G2S1PDBL2GQRRC07G2S1QT2PKG29FC07G2S1RMVCN49LW- Your friend, Ape
Begone, imposter
>>729302227Make one yourself lol
>>729303432I have an inkling of a feeling all of these were already claimed before being posted.
>>729303712No shit. He'd never post in this beggar thread. That's just someone reposting from previous years.
>>729303432>posting last years codesI hope someone shits in your eggnog
>>729302227Just download the GOG version. Mogs steam
>>729303760Yeah, it's always a new thread. I've been F5ing the main catalog for a while now in hope.
>>729303712Blame the scalper bots, they ALWAYS win.
>>729302227I dont even care for the key i bought my copy years ago. I just tought it was nice of him to visit us. On the other hand I can't blame him if he dont want to visit this hellhole.
>>729305118I hope he comes so I can thank him for the key I got a few years agoI don't remember if I thanked him or not
>>729305118same, I'm not even begging as I have it on 3 systems but I wanted to thank him for still putting out free updates while also working on haunted chocolatier
>>729305282>>729305925I'm probably post my christmas wishes in the /vg/ thread later this evening. i heard that he every now and then was seen over there, maybe it reaches him.
He's busy making a baby, working on Haunted Chocolatier, and working on 1.7. Cut him some slack, he probably heard 4chan died earlier this year and assumes it's still dead.
>new farm type for 1.7 announced swamp farm please ape-sama
>>729306226The /vg/ thread is basically just guys on firewatch for interesting mod news or the next game update, he did show up there with some keys just for them last year but if he checks up with any regularity he doesn't make it known
>>729306448He really made it huh. I'm glad for him.
Anyone been to one of his Stardew Valley concerts?
>>729302227Weird. That looks almost exactly like my farm.
>>729302227No one on /v/ plays games, they jerk off to gooner trash games instead, if at all.I give games to people I love in real life.
>>729306541I never visited that place but sounds about right for a stardew general i guess
>>729306672I wish.
>>729306720Skill issue, honestly
>>729302584And they're all garbage because gifting on steam is near impossible right now
>>729308239She caught some cock?
>>729308482That's correct
Have they added anything new to the game in the past few years? I haven't played in a long ass time.
>>7293088731.6 dropped just last year. It added a bunch of things.>4 new seed types>20% more dialogue total (townspeople got a bunch of new lines, some more than others)>Skill masteries system>Legendary Fish in fish ponds/roe make fishing highly lucrative>New raccoon NPC with his own quests>New farm type - Meadowlands - which favors ranching>Golden Animal Crackers which boosts the profitability of animals that aren't pigs>Desert festival in Spring>Trout Derby in Summer>Squidfest in Winter>Reward tickets for completing quests which can be traded in for things like fruit trees in Lewis' house>Mystery boxes, a new type of geode>Books that give permanent upgrades
>>729309836>not posting the real version
>playing stardew valley when rune factory 4 existsexplain this to me
>>729310067Stardew Valley has a more satisfying progression system and the farming is done way better.
>>729302227Fuck you you ungrateful fucks I won't be giving away any keys anymore
>>729310356Fake news
>>729310356Everyone already owns SDV, and anyone who doesn't is a certified newfag.
>>729310067>Playing Rune Factory 4 when Guardians of Azuma exists
>>729309836>>729310008jodi is not pictured because she goes commando
>>729310008Needs Caroline in black lingerie.
>>729312705She's married.
>>729313082to me
>>729313273t.
>>729313082mods can fix that by sending him back to front lines
>>729313240the Ape was sighted go and wish him merry christmas you fags!
