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It's that time of year again! Get your Stardew Valley keys while supplies last! Hope you had a great year, and Merry Christmas.

Substitutes to prevent scraping:
@ -> M
! -> B
-> G
? -> T
~ -> C

Steam Keys:
QJ?Z@-532J-ZHJ2
D@IZA-4APF-XW~27
F7E4L-6?E!X-H9A?Z
5AJX-4L@KR-8QJN
JEX0K-7!4Y-9VWX3
3KL2-EY9AY-2D?8D
4AVAQ-AVR67-H75HA
F?Z4Q-3@9V0-F05NQ
5ZFP6-VJ!7-!A7Q7
V9W85-26Q!N-NDQY
A55X-4JFZ-2E2X0
R~Z3W-L!2QH-L709
60Y@0-@NFQ9-R2N07
04QQW-2D8~L-6KE@E
X3X9P-495K5-Q4@9W
367~N-@FF02-7X4Y!
@6R?3-5NQLH-6RW58
R5AI2-5YZPI-KDJI@
5NEIP-~35YI-PZRJY
LRFAE-NY99P-X!967
05!XZ-HN48Y-LLQRQ
EY56-EV8FI-YL9!E
ZDEHL-?Y4**-QIV9X
PN7K2-!YNY3-~DX~0
PN77-EZ@E7-5WNN5
~NF8N-2J2IE-R5HI0
4W96L-6AH6W-K7KQX
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WIIK9-9EV7-8RKV
!JH8V-6WHAR-A?I~8
~ZV03-KDKP2-KEJ5~
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50KLN-ZYRA4-@FNIR
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NV?ZQ-43L3-WI3PQ
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WANXF-2RX3J-J7?XN
NPPQ2-5KER-I526
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KP5!W-XQ66D-REXJ
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>>729303989
based ape
when's haunted chocolatier though
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>all already activated
unlucky
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>>729303989
Thanks just stole them all.
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Merry Christmas
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I'm a retard so how to get the keys
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>>729304759
This thread is fake
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>>729304267
I was able to get one. Thanks Ape
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>>729303989
Okay seriously though guys he's done this enough already
Don't you niggers all already own Stardew Valley in some form?
The begging is pathetic, and if I were him I wouldn't give you fags anything
Are you all third world key resellers?
Fuck off
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>>729303989
I hope Ape is doing well and has a nice christmas.
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>>729304851
Some guy keeps reposting the keys from last year pretending he's Ape
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>>729304851
>Don't you niggers all already own Stardew Valley in some form?
no, i could easily afford it of course but i'm a gigantic turbo jew walking around with holes in my underwear while investing every penny and each year i just count on getting my key for free (fuck paying)
also this>>729305045
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>>729304851
Well I certainly don't need the keys and my friends all got keys last year
I just assumed Ape (if it actually has been Ape) did it because he got some kind of cryptic enjoyment out of it, if he isn't doing it this year that suggests he's not enjoying it anymore and that's just a bit sad
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>>729305045
These are not the old keys though
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>>729305129
check the archive and fuck off
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>>729304808
no you weren't, those are old keys
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>>729305164
retard
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>>729305129
The fag, probably (You), just replaced the substitute letters
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>>729305210
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you are not fooling anybody, schizo imposter
only the first year was maybe legit
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>>729305094
The amount of entitlement shown in these threads would put me off too
They expect him to gift keys now, and they get upset if he doesn't
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You stupid niggers need to understand this site is dead.
Eric is not coming here anymore because posting is a pain in the ass, the jannies delete his threads, and everyone just says his wife is ugly.
Everyone, including Eric, moved to twitter.
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>>729303989
its over
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>>729305334
But I thought everybody left twitter and went to bluesky.
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I just wanted to wish Ape a merry christmas.
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>>729305334
I'd certainly believe it if he decided not to do it because it's all Indian bots here now
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>>729305324
Just ignore them, from my experience (maybe it was also scientifically proven) people are the most entitled when something is literally free, probably because it attracts the worst sorts of people.
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i got a key last year but I still haven't played it
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>>729305324
Yeah, they are like african nations demanding aid
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Already got SV in a previous year but glad to see Ape came back again. How's the year been treating you Ape?
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Good to see you again this year Ape, hope dev is going well on the Chocolate game.

Keep it up and I'm glad you made it.
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>>729303989
I can't redeem because Steam is fucking down
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>>729305443
It attracts third world brownoids who can't afford steam games
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Mmm. Getting an urge to continue my furry mod playthrough now.
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>>729305552
it happens in white countries too. people asking you to deliver furniture while you put it out for free and calling you a scammer piece of shit if they don't like the coloring or some shit. most poor trash people. of course here third worlders reign supreme
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>>729303989
Hows work on Chocolatier going?
Do you play any games yourself?
Did you try elin for some reason i assumed you would
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Couldn't even copy them correctly, characters cut off due to use of asterisk, so it's nearly impossible to even guess where the G goes.

Sad - was looking forward to a chance this year since I wasn't lucky in the past, thanks for pointing out these are recycled and already all duds.
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>>729305842
it's ok anon, maybe we'll be born not poor next life.. *cries*
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>>729305939
you know you can pirate games right
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>>729305968
no, like everyone else in these threads I only know how to beg for games that I'll never play
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>>729305842
>>729305939
>cant afford $3,25
Either pirate game or get a work retard
Dont try to scam someone into sympathetic gift, dumb trash (probably brown)
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>Either pirate game or get a work retard
>Dont try to scam someone into sympathetic gift, dumb trash
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>>729306058
where the hell are you finding it for 3.25
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This is a copy-pasta edit of old keys
proof: https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/4W96L-6AH6W-K7KQX
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>>729303989
based
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>>729303989
worked for me, thanks
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>>729306392
>get a work retard
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>>729306397
cool it with the transphobia
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>>729305939
>*cries*
holy reddit
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why do people spend so much money on games for strangers instead of donating to charity or something
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>>729305324
no one here cares about keys for SDV. what we want is encouragement and words of wisdom
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>>729306683
How the hell would stardew valley help kids in africa? Use your brain anon.
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>>729306690
That sounds much nicer than key begging
But it only takes a few bad apples to spoil the bunch as they say
And /v/ is full of absolute bottom feeder trash, and a few really cool dudes
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>>729306683
>why do people spend so much on gifting anonymous faggots instead of supporting poor families
>why do people spend so much on supporting poor families when they could be supporting orphanages
>why do people support orphanages when they could be supporting sick kids
>why do people support sick kids instead of childrens palliative care
and so on and so on. what do you care, fag?
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>>729306767
I came here from vg/agdg and I thought I was in that thread. maybe people here care about keys because they're gamer cattle.
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>>729305342
can you paste the working key?
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>>729307164
8G37-UL6L5I-B7LE
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>>729303989
Ape please post more
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>>729306758
I'm obviously talking about donating money, which I presume anon exchanged for Stardew Valley keys unless he stole somebody's credit card.
>>729306856
this can't possibly be the best argument you can come up with. I sincerely hope you're not this retarded.
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>>729307301
thx anon
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>>729303989
all taken
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>>729307331
The developer himself get free keys for his game
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>>729306683
the company can 'print' as many free keys as they want.
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>>729303989
Every year ive tried to get one of these & failed so i just pirate the gog version. Merry Christmas stardew sama
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thanks anon merry christmas
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>>729307331
what's wrong with it? this place is called a shithole over and over again but the fact is that it IS a community with many traditions and it feels good to give and share things with others. if you start nitpicking why people spend money on this good deed instead of the other then you can go on a schizophrenic little bender with it. you also act like it's an either/or issue and people gifting games don't give a shit about charity
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>>729307582
You need to be spam refreshing the catalog for hours because who knows when he will post. And even with the scraping prevention they're gone in less than a minute or two
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>>729308063
Charity feels good too and actually helps people, this is giving games to people that can probably afford them so it can sit unplayed in their steam libraries if the keys aren't snatched by bots first
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>>729308142
This is the exact reason why Ape didn't post free keys this year. You guys spent your Christmas refreshing the /v/ catalog instead of spending time with your family.
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>>729308273
you just regurgitated your previous post, well done. again, what do you care? would you say the same shit to some anon who gave e33 to some favela monkey, bought a present for his daughter and donated to charity?
>ok, you almost did well, but why did you give all this shit to that faggot and that spoiled little whore? you should teach her that giving is better than taking and just donate that toy to charity
holier than thou faggot
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Legendary thread
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>>729308279
The one year I decide to be a farmer ape doesnt post the fucking keys. Im pirating this trash then
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>>729308871
Fuck you nigger retard
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>>729308641
You are illiterate, good luck with life.
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>>729308930
no fuck you retarded nigger
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>>729303989
got it, thanks
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>>729309085
I accept your concession. merry christmas, fag.
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>>729309115
I hope all of you niggers die and I regret giving any of you free keys to my game
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>>729303989
How's Chocolatier coming along, Ape?
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>>729309242
I cancelled it because you are all ungrateful little fucks
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stop impersonating me nigger
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i don't think you should eat us, we're full of seeds that could hurt you
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>>729303989
pass, i only play 1.5.6 cause it has less shit in it
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Switch 2 version apparently got shadowdropped but only in America, not showing up on EU or JP eshop yet
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I mean if you wanted to suck my cock you should've just said
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st
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Are there any functional codes anymore?
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Thanks for the Switch 2 update dude
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>>729311875
there never were. these were posted 2 years ago



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