>Tim Sweeney is giving out woke DEI cultural marxist communist propaganda for freeWoah!
>>729306363was planning on pirating this because apparently the publisher is scummy. but this works too.
>>729306363Couldn't you have fit in there a few more buzzwords?
Based comrade Sweeney
>>729306363Not even for free, thanks.
Holy based. Good game.
Happy Holidays, Comrades!
>Hogwarts LGBTacy free>Commie Elysium freeWhat did Tim by this
>>729306431A literal Estonian gangster who was on the board used the company's own money to buy the company's stock and made himself the CEO before pushing out the people who (while alcoholic commies) actually made the game good.
Don't care, still not playing any of the games that I've redeemed
>>729307096Same I have like 30 of those and I haven't used the launcher in 3 years or so
>>729307026He by this
>>729306363Out of the free Epic games I own I'm considering playing River City Girls, Eternights, or Bloodstained.Do any of them have lewd mods?
>>729306363thanks timgayben could never
>>729307197Bloodstained does.
you can tell how much a chudcel is seething by how many buzzwords they use
>>729306363Those who insist that it is communist propaganda seem to have never played it, or if they did, they didn't finish it. In the game, you can be a chauvinistic, nationalist detective who is an enemy of communism and still get a happy ending with everyone loving and accepting you.
>>729308549Shut up man, you're making too much sense, you're supposed to hate this game, or else!
>>729306363sorry I'd rather pay 2 dollars for it on steam
Tim ruined /v/'s christmas
>>729306363I tried to play it for 10 minutes but the black narrator started to piss me off before i even left the room.
>>729308549Actually, the only path available to tak in the game is being an American politician. You say shit but you don't believe in any of it because it's just a means to an end.
>$4 on Steamhonestly, why cannot Tim just improve the actual launcher?Nobody that gives a shit about a free $4 game is gonna start buying games on Epic anyway
>>729307096ive bought 2 games worth ~15$ there (hades/goose game on sale), the entire rest are giveawaysonly in hades i got more than 2h played
>>729308835It's okay to be voicemogged anon. No need to be ashamed.
>>729309051Did they really give out Callisto Protocol again? Not a bad game, but I have that already. I missed it, but also not really.
Does this game have brown or black or gay people or strong wymin in it? If the answer is yes to any of those I'm not playing this trash.
>>729306363I'd rather pay the $4 on Steam (not kidding btw)
>>729309047Since when steamtroons have an actual """launcher"""? Steambotnet is a literal fucking webapp that runs in a chrome instance, lmao. Even fucking timmy managed to code a native C app.
>>729309202i only redeem, no idea if it was given away before
>>729306431>scummyI'm not disagreeing but >sell your entire studio and property out to some corporation>surprise in my eyes when they didn't want us, they just wanted our popular commie game
>>729308835This is a large reason I don't want to play the game again. Earlier this year I pirated it and played an hour but was unimpressed. Knowing I have to listen to that nog again is dreadful.>>729309089A whispering britnegro isn't mogging anything except who has the fattest wife in competition with a cow.
>>729306363The worst dialogue of any video game I've every played.
>>729309287It has a giga nigger that's turbo racist against every ethnicity and practices semen retention.
>>729306363Can I redeem it on Heroic?
>>729306363Oh shit, that game is fantastic, get it if you can anons
>>729309372That's the kind of voice women are after anon, they love this shit. This is THE voice you want to have.
>>729308945Its the pragmatic solution. I'm a fucking detective, not a political scientist, I'm not waxing political at strangers in the street I need a fucking lead....a considerable part of what annoys about this game is that so much of the conversation is retardedly unrealistic in the way every single person has some bullshit to say about reddit tier politics, nigger sometimes it's just a good day to go fishing, I don't need your fucking manifesti about bush era foreign policy
>>729309456You seem to know a lot about male voices and the opinions of women. I believe I'm speaking to a tranny right now.
>>729308549>In the game, you can be a chauvinistic, nationalist detective who is an enemy of communism and still get a happy ending with everyone loving and accepting you.Is this true? I watched a YT video from a channel that American Krogan was a part of and he points out how choosing fascism in the game is the only choice that results in pure debuffs.
>>729309617You don't need to be a gender expert to know that women get wet when hearing deep male voices. It's just basic knowledge.
>>729309709That's fucking bullshit, the fascist skill is miles better than the communist skill as long as you're not a retard and accidentally kill yourself with it
>>729306363Missing "slop" and "Jewish". 6/10 otherwise
>>729308549Correctif your Harry didn't look like this, that's your own fault for being a commie toerag
>>729306431Pirate it as well.
Is it actually a game or do you just click on text boxes?
>>729309806I'll take your word for it. I tried finding the video I was talking about but it seems to have been removed. The channel is Gaming Embargo - yellow pfp with snake.>>729309730You didn't deny being a tranny. But if you were one, you'd know the difference between a britnig and Johnny Depp.
>>729310156You do move your character around, think of something like Broken Sword but modern
>>729309886Oh, and "tranny".
>>729309709Neither Mazovian Socioeconomics nor Revacholian Nationhood are purely good or bad. But Revacholian Nationhood can potentially kill you and, more importantly, Kim will hate you.
>>729306363>Sorry We're Closed>Paradise Killer>Disco ElysiumI feel like the only people who'd vibe with half of these games have already played them at this point. The style is pretty fucking niche. Wouldn't they want more generic crowd pleasers for the holiday special, like GTAV again or Red Dead?
>>729310264Believe what you want, you clearly lack experience with women if you can't see such an obvious thing. Or you're simply jealous of voices like that because you're some insecure, squeaky teenager.
>>729306363>cultural marxist communist propagandaThis is just regular marxist propaganda, cultural marxists wouldn't admit to being marxists.
>>729306363i dropped this in an hour or two because it's a "RPG" where you literally require 1 stat to progress the game at the beginning, without strength you can't progress the main quest with that body hanging from the tree. genuinely the most retarded game i've ever played
>>729306363I don’t want a copy, thanks.
>>729309709>Pick commie identity>Any time it's questioned or challanged in a conversation Harry just about has a mental breakdown>Needs to immediately do drugs to recover from the mental trauma of a very surface level question Nah bro, if any of them are broken it's going full Liberterian and having infinite money.
>>729306363On Christmas no less
>>729309317Nice english pajeet lmao
>>729309298>I'd rather buy a communist gameThe goodest goy of the year.
>>729306363But WE already made this game?Why would WE need to buy it to begin with?
>>729310731>steamtranny has no argumentsAs expected. I accept your concession.
>>729308549fuck yourself you communist scum, i see through your liesif you play the sexist nationalist cop there are several different conversations that will game over you (the one with the raver chick on the beach will take your morale down 3 or 4 points, i cant remember - all i know is i lost like 2 hours to a game over)you CAN beat the game just fine, it's just the game punishes you for chuddmaxxing. i may replay it some day as a pure shivers schizo cop and see if things changeeat shit and die you communist scum
>>729306363Didn't the commie who made this get capitalism'd?
>marxist communist propaganda>you can quite literally become a racist and it's fun as fuck>the only character who isn't a total piece of shit is Kitsuragi who's pretty unpolitical aside from "maybe rash revolutions and extremists aren't good for stability"
>>729308945I mean that's just about every politician who isn't in a dictatorship position, not just American ones.
>>729306363I got filtered.The moment I saw the "time" limit with the clock aygthed out
>>729310864Bruh, the game literally punishes you for anything, even the blandest choice of Moralist still gets fucked and sucked.
>>729310586You're trying very hard to defend some filthy negro. That should make you uncomfortable.>>729310830Steamies are just cultists at this point sucking off their fat overlord.
>>729307058>reddit elysium>game>good
it's kino
>>729311085Why would it, it's a human being who does good work. There are worse things to defend on this planet.
>>729311060It's not a problem with 5 days, just prioritize the stuff that opens up on certain days
>>729311158>nigger>human beingbaits used to be believable
>>729308945This is....so fuckin deep...
>>729310626you just need to get your shit together
>>729311230you are so hecking edgy bro... woah man... can you teach me?
>>729306363atmosphere and the world are amazing, but the story sucks major balls.Music and art are on another level https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSkb5OtTmgg
>>729306363thank you based Tim
>>729311465sure. see you back on reddit, anon
>>729306363DE is a great game. Love the humor
NOOOOOOO DO NOT REDEEM THE SWEENFUL
Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun.
>>729311868why do trannies love DE so much?
great day for EGS free game hoarders, amazing game.
I think it's based how mad this game makes electiontrannies aka polbrownoids aka indians
>>729312157>GameHow is it a game? What gameplay is there?
>>729306363Why is the Epic launcher so fucking slow compared to Steam?
>>729311957It's a politics debate power fantasy, except when they pull a shitty incoherent social cripple gotcha they get sound effects instead of deafening silence even from fellow nutjobs on twitter. It's also written for their level of literacy, that goes a long way.
>>729312563yeah how can it be a game when there isn't even any rollslopping, what the hell?
Tested Heroic, you can redeem free games without installing Epic Fail Spyware.
>>729311868>communist game>they tell you to pirate itthis is based, now that i think about it
>>729306363Cool but so is fitgirl, so...
nice, might replay it for the cheevos
>>729306363Cool, so now you can play it and have an opinion that isn't buzz words fed to you by a youtuber.
>>729316781>implying anyone dismissing it as commie propaganda has ever played it
>>729309709It's a misconception but you don't have to "equip" an idealogical Thought to unlock those dialogue options. The game will recognize you as a fash or bigot without experiencing the debuffs.No matter what part of the reddit political compass you pick the final message is that your politisperging is just a cope for avoiding your personal problems. In the end people will judge you for how much you help them and your political stance is a footnote. Which is the point, you can't save the world so just take care of your family and community
>>729308549The game ia biased in favor of communism, but it's still more balanced and empathetic than anything written by California marxists
Based Timmy. Gabe could never.
>>729318243>the devs magically stop being communists, but ONLY if you play it
why are socialists such wiggers?
>>729308549It doesn't have to be advocating communism. The game is written by leftists and it lets you know at every step. If you have a differing worldview, you are wrong and also evil. It's insufferable, just like interacting with leftists through any other medium is insufferable.
>>729306363name a better jesuslike
>>729311096Reddit is King
