>no video games nor a girlfriend for ChristmasFUCK YOU SANTA YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT
>>729310923you don't even actually want a gf, otherwise you wouldn't be here. you'd use every free time hanging around in places where are single women of your age.but you are right about video games, there's nothing to play.
>>729311147>you'd use every free time hanging around in places where are single women of your age.where would those places be?
Eh women are gay
>>729310923Have you ever been around women, they suck!
>>729311479I heard if you sell cocaine women like that
>>729310923YARRRRRREMBRACE THE GIFT OF THE SEVEN SEAS
>>729310923Mrs. Claus is a bitch and he's saving you from a long term headache. Which is why there's been like 20 million miserable husband jokes and things like gentlemen clubs that exist to escape women.Just remember, the grass is always greener.
>>729311598I like their boobies and butts and vaginas
>>729311674>gentlemen clubs that exist to escape womenescape women by looking at other women? erm kind of unproductive
>>729311479gym, yoga, screaming in middle of forest, sucking cocks through glory hole, who knows..
>>729311479Not in your parents' basement at any rate. If you want the trophy you've gotta run the race.
>>729310923
>>729311147im sick of the female gazethey do nothing but ogle me, sexualize me then call security afterwardill be nice when they do!
>>729311918Get into the business of selling things that women like such as birth control pills. A job at CVS Pharmacy might be the easiest way to meet women.
>>729311918Ignoring those last two suggestions women don't like being approached in the gym, they're there to work out. Unless you're attractive of course.
>>729312354i think women are almost fully responsible for turning the gym into a social clubi dont even hate to see them there but they dont ever want to do anything but take up space and gab with roidheads
ab c
>>729313997BBC
>>729312354how do I know if I'm attractive?
>>729310923that's what you get for being naughty this year, maybe next year you'll be nice list material
>>729311479Find all the free events (music, fashion, art) with drinks and snacks in your area. Girls go there for free stuff.The alternative is your workplace or the club which in my experience leads to meeting the mentally ill.
>>729310923I've accepted the fact since I became a teen that I would be alone for the rest of my life
I broke up with my girlfriend on Christmas a few years ago.
>>729310923>no giantess wife for christmasat least santa got me a nice book :)
>>729316595damn dude, same herehope you're having a better holiday this year
>>729310923Should have acted nicer throughout the year misterOnly coal for you
>>729316595I stopped seeing a girl because she wanted me to meet her family. Bitch I can barely stand my own.
