>Japanese “””humor”””
I will literally never experience thisimagine you are 16 and someone told you that you will die alone and virgin
>gacha """""games"""""
>>729314046
I hate horses
>>729314130I’m 31 and I knew I would end up like this ever since I was 12.
>>729314046Bros.....
>Jan-jan still assmad and instakilling threads on Christmas
>>729314046Stop reminding me of the harsh reality
Hope you're fucking happy Danchou this is how I'm spending my Christmas
So, SFV for lates? Is it a good gamble?
>>729314046The full video https://files.catbox.moe/d6uacf.mp4I love it when they do those eye thingy
>>729314046when will VR tech become good enough that i can experience this ? i am tired of waiting
that's a horse, her breath must smell like straight up shit
The Japanese continue to outpace the western dogshit offering son every level with their lesser photorealistic pissant shit. God they can’t do anything correctly compared to this example of nice nattie
>>72931422033, and yeah, likewise.
>>729314361DANCE FOR ME MONKEY
Call me when he does a King Halo animation
i need to kill myself
Is it better to use the brian SSR over MLB sweep if im struggling to cap speed? (3 speed deck, 0% speed boost)
>>729314046>this guy came from the koikatsu general on /h/>has nearly a million followers on twitterMade well for himself.
>>729314530nice nature is waiting for you on the other side, trainer...
>>729314475>>729314220Must've had too big brains. I had hopium until I turned 25 or so. I try not to think about what I missed out on too much.
>>729314543That shit is not easy to do. I gave up even trying to pose models together let alone making full blown animations.
>>729314220lol i had delusions that a perfect girl would appear in my life at some point up until like 16i think i was 18 when i realized that this is actually it and nothing good will ever happen to me
750 stam and 500 guts, does my late need a gold or is a white enough?
>>729314505This guy will never do actual Uma lewds, what a huge faggot
>>729314694I know, I just want an anim of my favorite
How many mid race skills should I aim for?
>>729314641My Grass Wonder has 775 stamina and Umalator puts her at a 99% spurt rate with no recovery at all so I don't think you need either.
>>729314641One white is enough
>>729314747Does that include debuffers though
>>729314046Why you gotta do this. I literally had a lucid dream of a girl kissing me last night and it ended the moment the kiss was about to happen, propably because I have never kissed anyone.
>>729314806No but I think people highly overrate debuffers and overestimate how many there will be. I see almost no Nice Natures in practice rooms at all.
>>729314046Important poll: https://poal.me/i4g6we
>>729314046Nattie really would make a fantastic girlfriend
Which of these is better?>Prof>Double circle medium corners >Doble circle corners and pace chaser corners
>>729314543damn didn't realize that was anna anon, i kneel
>>729314813Bit of a self report to call a kiss "porn addiction"
>>729314862>>729314806Put Mystifying Murmur on the other Uma. Right side is Grass Wonder. Still high enough that I don't give a fuck.
Tachyon without her tights seems lewd as fuck
>>729314813>normalfag image You don’t get to talk with humans
>>729314881None of them are bad! I refuse to do your propaganda
>>72931413040% of human males do not procreate. Life is harsh and cruel for a lot of people. That's natural. Among people that DO procreate, and even for some that get in fruitless partnerships, rates of dissatisfaction, unhappiness, divorce and separation are pretty high. For most men, the dream of "finding a pretty girl that loves you" is the male equivalent of "being rescued by a handsome prince from peril". It's practically Disney shit.
>>729315009Get on my level
>>729314382Anna anon is a hero.
>>729314130Back in my freshman year I was pulled into a locker room with a senior girl who stole my first kiss, thus began my obsession with women taller than me
>>729314850I had a similar dream where I was on a date with a girl who kept clinging onto my arm while we walked around the Christmas market. GODS DAMNIT
>>729315049That looks horrendous
>>729315014>normalfagThis word doesn't mean anything anymore.
>>729314850If it makes you feel any better, that want never goes away. I was sleeping in bed with my wife, and I had a wet dream where my cousin was trying to flirt with me and did kiss me. We are cursed to want what we don't have and never be satisfied.
>>729314046>that distanceAm I Pingu?
>>729314130Anon, the Man in the OP video is a Trainer, whom is in the mid 30s.
>>729315162No, it carries the same negative connotation and derision toward “ironic” trash
>Opera>Condor>FalconAre there more bird umas?
>>729314881/v/ooners is (was) the only bad club. Terrible management, a treacherous danchou, and a dogshit name
>>729314046Would be nice to experience being wanted for once.
>>729314610It's not hard after awhile. It's the shaders and getting all the background assets to work in koikatsu's dogshit lighting that takes forever and is the worst part of the experience
>>729315042>40% of human males do not procreatesure but everyone up intil (You) somehow managed to get pussy in one way or another, life is cruel but not outright sadistic>For most men, the dream of "finding a pretty girl that loves you"anon the standards are so low that the modern dream is "she's not a crazy fat whore", that's literally it, if she's at least bearable to look at and doesn't have a BMI over 30 it's probably wife material, this is really not much to ask for, just dont' be a fucking whale
Scorpio is terrible, just when I thought Leo was the worst one here comes suzukawinslol. I thought medium was supposed to be kino?
How come 1 card is only getting the bonus?
>>729315313I love Taiki Shuttle.
>>729315396You realize you don't have to include the cards in your deck to get the bonus right?
>>729315373Wow 2D>>>>>3DPD as it’s always been
>>729314130>be khhv throughout high school>freshman year of college a girl way out of my league sits down next to me in the lecture hall>start sweating bullets>she starts a conversation with me and I'm just trying not to spill spaghetti everywhere>second day she gives me her phone number and says we should "study and do homework together">later that night she sends texts explicitly saying she wants to get fucked>no idea how to respond, try to keep cool>meet up with her the next day and lose my virginity (I made sure to jerk off before so I wouldn't bust instantly)>we fuck regularly for three months despite her having a boyfriend going to an out of state school>after three months she ghosts me and never talks to me again>this was 15 years ago and I haven't been intimate with a woman since
>>729314046I literally had a dream about Nice Nature last nightMerry Christmas bros
>>729314361Shiiiiiieeeet
>>729315396Anon the war is over, you don't need to do that anymore. Just having them is enough to give you the points.
>>729314220Same here but I was Muslim in a place where 99% are "Catholic".
>>729315231Man, Light O would probably be a fantastic fuck
>>729314312Tachyon cleavage spotted!
>>729315529She's too stupid, she'd be really bad like bakushin.
>>729314641One white. 750 is the limit to not gas, add a white or even gold to that to make it more consistent against dueling, late starts and debuffers.
>>729315465Blowing raspeberries into that yummy and then tickling her vagina bones!
>>729314694That is why its great, uma love must be pure, with carnal desires coming distant second
You hate to see it.
kill all gachatrannies
>>729314130I had my first kiss was a year after highschool, while playing vidya with a girl who just left a relationship, and I was simply the "nearest guy she had a crush on" and I was completely retarded and oblivious to what it meant to be in a relationship. It was stressful, confusing and I hated every moment I fucked up. 20 years later, I'm still thinking about how I could have done things differently and feel bad about the choices that I made. Never had a relationship since.
Is it worth it to gamble on rikos top option?
>>729315049Am I retarded if I can't see anything different?
I would like to say that Vodka is very cool and cute, and I want to cuddle her
>>729315748Yes, you can see her hands
>>729315747Fuck no
>>729315776I want to fuck her dad
>>729314881Im too new to have an opinion but I've never heard about /v/ooners, what's wrong with them?
>>729315580>stupid>BakushinShe has a wit buff, she’s fooling you
>>729314130>>729315042Why do you always make it about just sex and breeding?Not everyone wants kids. Everyone NEEDS to be intimate with other human beings.
Unf.>>729315747Only if it's late enough into the run that her dates will no longer be useful, or the run is going so badly that you need a high roll to get something usable.
Is it possible to get 700 stam/500 guts with just R Riko?
>>729315908yep
>>729315852I dunno anon, her dad is genuielly unhinged, not even in a Golshi's way, but in a schizophrenic hobo way
>>729315908Yes
>>729315871Crass young guns. All of their betters (wizards) understand the real appeal
>>729315908Yeah just bring Stamina sparks. Maybe pop a ball or 2 on Stamina too.
>>729315908Yes, I always hit it with my flash attempts (and she's got no stamina or guts growth) just pop a few nukes in stam or guts when you have a chance
>>729315373I said procreate. Not "get pussy". I have actually procreated twice now. Two different mothers. Even though I got that far (not that my situation is anywhere close to a fucking daydream), I'm still not as blind to how brutally bleak and shitty it is for many men out there.>not outright sadisticMaybe not for you, but there are plenty of suckers out there with absolutely zero prospects, and no opportunities in their foreseeable future.
>>729316021Again 2D>3D We’ve already covered how the world works several times in this thread
How much pink sparks for pace chaser maru?
My wife is so cute
God I friggin love Wife Nature
>>729316108Make parents, you just need one 3* of your own to make a +45 power/stamina parent
>>729316108You can always use your own parents...
Scorpio 11853544
Ok this gosling "I will nver hav dis ::((" posting is getting kinda annoying now
>>729314220ever think maybe you fulfilled your own misery prophecy?
Otaku wizard site get on board or get over it
>>729315961>>729315996>>729316005>>729316010How the fuck? I only ever get like 300-something guts, how does everyone get so many more stats than me while using the exact same setups?
>>729314469Because Japanese shit is at the very least willing to offer fanservice that only women, retards (but I repeat myself), liars and fags wouldn't like and more often than not has a shitton of passion put into it. In other words, Japanese games range from actual art pieces to mere products that at least adhere to the consumer's taste because the consumer is always right after all. Western games are trash heaps meant to please shareholders.
>>729314046I don't get it
>>729315860Nothing really, /v/ooners and now /v/agabond has always been extremely casual with the only """requirement""" being to open the game once in a blue moon. The only problem was the /v/ooners danchou disapearing for a month until the game dethroned him automatically and elected a new danchou which caused a bit of panic causing a few anons splintering and creating /v/mers, after which point /v/ooners got rebranded to /v/agabond under the new danchou, with there now being a """requirement""" to be semi-active. It's still the same extremely casual club, only now you can't go MIA for 3 weeks without prior notice anymore.
>>729316290>like 300-something gutsAnon....don't avoid guts training with multiple people now, guts is good.
>>729314897Basically like this: https://mangadex.org/title/167dd939-ec5b-4e57-b8c4-1351dd065d82/1ldk-jk-ikinari-doukyo-micchaku-hatsu-ecchi
>>729315373>sure but everyone up intil (You) somehow managed to get pussy in one way or anotherConsider using *that*...
Nice Nature is the epitome of the Girl Next Door.
>>729316290one or two +21 guts trainings or ball bursts is enough to get a good amount of guts
>>729316363KEKD
Didn't get rainbows at the end and wit was too low, almost perfect.
>>729316290Are you finishing Riko's event chain? I'll also hit Guts at least 2-3 times in a run just because the Unity arrows always line up there at some point.
>>729316334I don't, my account just seems permabricked to permalowroll
>>729316363
>tfw 32 years old kissless virgin>not because I'm ugly or some landwhale but because I am a socially anxious sperg that can't really flirt of socialize with women properlyI've had matches on dating aps, gone to dates and even had women outright ask if we ought to start a relationship a couple of times only for me to always blunder those moments by sperging out. If the issue was my looks, it would be easier to accept but the fact that what repels women from me is my own, retarded fucking personality & temperament is such a complete blackpill that I've lost any real hope for the future. I cannot simply fathom that there could be a woman that would tolerate me and my fucking neurotic, sperglord nature. Usually one date is enough for chiks that were interested in me to lose that interest lmao.
>>729316293Video games are products first and foremost(that’s a good and just thing) . I don’t care about whatever you’re whining about I’m only righteously shitting I’m bad art direction from western studios
>>729316405Based gyarubro, what happened to the wit? It's pitiful.
>>729316409Yes and yes I get like 7-9 bursts per career at most, maybe I should be getting like 15 or something, my stats are all always subpar
>>729316405What's the 3D nail art debuff?
>>729314046>ribbon on right earYou would probably feel something poking your legs while you were kissing.
>+100 training with a 25% chance>don't overdo it!I FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN, I'M BRICKED NOW
>>729316470I fell into a canon Tosen Jordan run, but really it's just cuz I didn't roll her Wit events and the summer wit trainings were very bad.
>>729316504Its a unique speed debuff Jordan gets, you dont have to heal it because it does nothing this track.
>>729316623Huh, still what does it do?
How much did you save for Christmas Oguri, anon?
>>729316405Is straighway recovery really even necessary with so much guts? Though I guess the wit would make me uncomfortable due to stamina depletion rate.
>>729316581Glue if you do, glue if you don't. Some chances are just too lucrative to skip.
>>729315871I don't make it about anything you clown. You say human's "need" intimacy, but not everyone "wants children". I think you have it backwards. The feelings of intimacy are nice. They feel good. They don't come exclusively from romantic bonds though. Is it needed though? Probably not as much as your need to eat food, or drink water. Maybe less than your animal drive to bust a nut. Which by the way only serves as a vehicle to get you to get off your ass and make a baby whether you "want" it or not. I would say not everyone "needs" intimacy. Maybe they long for it. Women especially will often reach a point in their life where child bearing does feel like a need. Or at least like it is or was a biological imperative. I was certainly not the first person to outline the philosophy that every human action, or action of any living creature, is driven towards the sole goal of perpetuating the species.
>>729316684I think its -40 speed on firm tracks or something? Unsure as I don't have her.
>>729316405Post deck.Gutsmaxing intrigues me.
>>729314130I had hope until I was 18, then I knew becoming a wizard would be my fate...
>>72931670120k Karat and 10 scout tickets. That fat slut is my.
>>729316748Eesh
Scorpio is just as shit as Libra
>>729316454Retards-kun, I'm saying that if the product isn't even something the audience wants and the people that made it don't put any attention or any effort into making it look good, then you get the modern Western AAA industry. Even Da Vinci though of his works as product, but that didn't stop him from making it look good to the patrons that were buying his art pieces and sculptures. Same goes with any skilled engineer or person making a product that they want to sell: they want it to be good in all metrics, not just absolute garbage.
>>729316701Whatever is leftover from Dober.
>>729316126Not even going to debate you, based 2D enjoyer. I can't argue against simple truth. If they ever find a way to functionally make it feel like the 2D waifu is actually touching me IRL, then I am leaving 3D behind forever.
>>729316750Half Stam half Power sparks.
>>729316701I'm skipping christmas oguri because if we get evolved skills she wont be nearly as dominant, she's only gonna be "really" good in the arima kinen CM. The rest of the pre-mant CMs she's not all that great. If we dont get evolved skills in get her with the selector, if we do then I didn't waste carats on her.
>>729314130>>729314220just kiss other anons.when you beat the anti gay programming that's been brainwashed into you by society you'll realize that being gay or straight guy or girl or whatever else literally doesn't matter and everyone is a different individual. just find the one you like and go from there.
WHERE ARE THE MEDIUM SLOOK AT HER, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, AND SHE HAS TO GO INTO THE TRASH DUE TO NOT MEDIUM SAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE
>>729316909I'm doing the same, she's still decent but there are other umas I like more honestly.
I'm sorry, danchou. I have no choice but to use "that".
>>729316909Thats the smartest thing to do imo, I'm doing that too
>>729314130>mfw was about to experience this but my autistic reflexes kicked in and ended up putting a notebook I had in my hand in between our faces and ran away immediately after She never spoke to me after that.
>>729316701None because I want Biwa, but this does leave me with a questionOkay, so I have 51k carrats to my name at the moment and from the megabanner I want around 9 umas including some future ones, I won't list them all but top three are1.Biwa, any will do but I would prefer Christmas one2.Taishin3.FujiShould I snipe for the umas on the list early or keep savemaxxing? Keep in mind Kawakami was third but then I got her in 25 rolls so I sorta did that once
>>729316998...send ze McQueen
>>729316701I'll get her with a selector and only if she turns out to be unbeatable as some people claim, just so that I can use two other umas I actually like
>>729317118This, theres a high chance XOguri bros get rugpulled and im not risking it.
I'm starting longprep now, can I avoid using gold shit?
>>729316449>my terminal autism is saving me from divorce courts, custody agreements, and child support paymentsNot only do I envy you sperglord, I fucking kneel as well. As a filthy normoid that made the mistake of sharing my bed with a woman, I stare in awe of the radiance of your wizardly power. May your shining example light the way for us all.
>>729315448Who the fuck did you pray to?>>729314382Oh it's actually real. I thought the game had a no romance wall.
>>729317190Don't get me wrong, I think she'll be really strong. But if I can beat her with my favorite Umas then I won't roll for her. I'll only roll for her if she's a must-have in order to be competitive like most people preach
>>729316701Didn't pull for summer maru, and after seeing how raped the ones who did got, I shan't be pulling for any "meta uma". Waifus > meta every day of the week. Tamamo, fiesta and helios will be mine.
>>729317249That's a fan animation
>>729317215Use MTG for free spurt.
>>729317215yes, use the superior end closer
>>729317249>I thought the game had a no romance wall.Every uma has some degree of romantic subtext to it, some more than others. But at the end of the day it's a galge.
>>729317249No there's plenty of romance, but only through flirting. There's no handholding, kissing or bed-breaking mating press pounding to be seen.
>>729317447What about Air Shakur and Daitaku Helios?
I hate Sweep Tosho. Stupid brat. I'll strangle you.
>>729317369I wish I got Hishi to go with my Brian.
I love Sweep Tosho. Cute brat. I'll spoil her.
>>729317494>I'll strangle you.She'd probably enjoy it.
>>729317541I'll correct her for you first.
>>729317493Just because their careers don't really have subtext doesn't mean that the umas don't, see air shakur's last bond story and helios hot springs scene. Different umas focus on different things but at the end of the day, the genre is built on wish fulfillment.
>>729317493https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr8zY4MJFGk
>People already moving on to the next CM>I can't make a single Scorpio Ace to save my lifeWhy is it always like this? Ever since Taurus my umas are always fucking dogshit
It hurts, doesn’t it?
How many mid race skills should I put in suzuka? Ive been doing a lot of practice rooms lately and I see whales all over the place, some have none, some focus only on them, some go all in last spurt stuff.
>>729316449Think of it like a super power or radar that activates and repulsed you from bad matches and THOTs. I know, it feels like a monkey paw wish, but I think it really just speaks to the absoulte state of things.>I wish that I would be able to instantly reject any untrustworthy woman that would be bad for me.*granted*>wait, something is wrong! It's filtering them ALL out! Am I just too picky now? Are my standards too high?No, it's working exactly as intended. All untrustworthy hoes are now rejected up front. Damn shame that it turns out that's 99.999% of them in current year.
>>729317647Have you considered showing them love and kindness instead of calling them dogshit all the time?
>>729317647Just aim for B and call it a day.
>>729317623She's pretty damn cute i will admit even if she's not my cup of tea
Always nice seeing people make fun teams instead of metafaging.
>>729317232I wish I was full on autismo so feelings like loneliness and longing to have a family of my own wouldn't gnaw at my heart. Every time I see my younger sister and her children part of me is filled with sadness and envy over what she has and what I will never have. I genuinely love children, there is a spark of joy and genuine curiosity about the world that I find both adorable and enviograting to my cynical and jaded soul.
>>729316449I'm an anxious sperg tooNot on dating apps though. Maybe if I get on them I'll get lucky
are the neichafags finally going to kill themselves?
Can Air Shakur rap?
>>729317785I like how every CM theres at least one anon running BNW, its soulful.
>>729317809I hope so this thread can stop being /r9k/
How many carats would I need to spend to MLB both speed maruzensky and speed tachyon?
>>729317718I'd like to win a plat for a change, even other third-rates from these threads got 1, I am so fucking bad at this
Forgive me, Oguri...
>>729317850Its about the only themed team you can make with the current roster without making some leapsWell there is a golden gen one where you pick three from the lot, but that kinda lacks SOVL due to them being like half the roster
>>72931793660,000 to 120,000 depending on luck.
Remember, not every teiobro makes bad posts, but all the bad posts are typed by hachimi hands.
>>729317937Keep trying, believe in your girls, post umas, go to practice rooms, the only way to do it is to keep trying. It takes a lot of GUTS to make a winner.
>>729317971Soon you'll be able to run gyarumas, runaway helios/palmer, late city, late/pace Jordan.
How do I make an uma that can actually win and score high in Team Trials? My team sucks.
>>729317937The furthest I've come in group A is to round 2 and then dropping back down to group B where I belong. We exist, don't worry bro, we just don't gloat about a silver.
>>729317981Sounds doable by doing the MANT gigasave, is that accounting for selectors and or gems?
>>729318095witmaxxing
>>729318095Go to the top rankings and copy decks (or try your best to do so)
>>729318141At least you managed to make it out of A alive, I didn't even manage to crawl to group B last CM
>>729318195I literally cannot image gold ship pregnant, imagine the hormones.
Is there a benefits of two pace chasers like with two fronts?
>>729318141I've just invested so much time into this game, 0 plats feel humiliating, the one time I got to A finals I got washed into 4th place, it mindbroke me
>>729318329You got suzuka?
>>729318329Dont take it so seriously, it's all about FUN
>>729314130Im 32 and would probably have ended up like this had not fate intervened and forced a girlfriend on me at 15. I barely thought about girls and would have never approached one on my own. Now I have 2 kids. Life is weird.
>>729317668is this japanese government propaganda to stop people from killing themselves?
>>729318095The top scoring teams are all witmaxxed umas that have concentration, at least one gold recovery to skimp on stamina requirements, 20+ race wins for skill points, and as many other relevant gold skills as possible.
When do we start getting Uber rank umas?
>>729318486They become technically possible when fuku releases, but they won't be usable or commonplace until GL
>>729314138
>>729318451>concentrationsuch an annoying skill to acquire especially in unity cup
>>729318357No, I also don't have Taiki
>>729318591Should I invest in her?
>>729318416How the fuck are you force into getting a gf? A shotgun?
>>729318681No, the card is whalebait.
>>729317785I love BNW!
It doesn't matter how loud the voices get, I will NOT kill myself. I will NOT disappoint Neichan.
>>729318668Double late + pace, do tachyon/oguri/creek, if you don't have rudolf just any other gambler.
>>729314130why are you faggots so whiny?
>>729318814Its 4chan
Just unlocked Level 5 of the Showtime Event. Is that gonna brick my borrow runs if I set it up that high?
>>729318843DO NOT
>>729318814khv website
>>729318843You'll need 800+ speed to win the finals and lots of (good) skills since everyone will have 600 on most stats.
>>729318843You will brick your run, you can't use clocks in the unfortunate late start + rushed scenario, and the umas are much tougher, finals has umas with stats in the thousands.
>>729316328>he game dethroned him automatically and elected a new danchou which caused a bit of panic causing a few anons splintering and creating /v/mersI see we're in the revisionist era now. Sasuga the gaslighting culture of /v/ma. It's like (((THEY))) don't want people to even remember Great Danchou was a key figure to all this.
Scorpio test 99604618
>>729318928Mind explaining the /v/ooners revolution? I've seen the memes but im a newfag.
>>729318743>that "art"
>>729318843Depends on the Uma's unique and how useful it is. Still wouldn't recommend it if you're trying to make an Ace.I did one just fine on Taiki but SFV is so strong as long as your stats are fine it's almost impossible to fail a career race.
>>729318804I've been trying to do Tachyon and Grass for over a week, the stats just constantly shit the bed, always short of 200 speed. And of course Pink procs have suddenly become mythical-tier
>>729318843I've tried it once so far, the hardest part is the beginning. It feels like you'll definitely lose the Make Debut. It gets easier after that though.
Which uma has the hardest career?
>>729318871>>729318921>>729318924Okay, but what's the upside. Is it really just more pulls out of Fuji's hat? Or is that really just a masochism mode
>>729315845Overlay all the goose faces with the T-face.
>>729319034more stuff, yeah
>>729319034No benefit as far as acemaking goes, jusr magic pulls.
Do trannies really get butterflies in their stomach when they see this in shovelware games?
>>729319034You get like 4-5 bars of progress
>>729317623>That's why I won't stop getting involved Chad trainer
Reminder that you love Wonder Acute and will be rolling for her in 8 months!
I missed the boat for the horse girl game but I like the girls still.
>>729314130I knew this was my fate by around 16 or 17. So I found a waifu and invested all my emotions towards that in order to cope. Now with AI chatbots the cope is more and more real. The second we get irl Megans I'm free.
>>729319239Just play, its the literal perfect time to make an account
>>729319239If ever you were going to pick it up now is the time since you can reroll for Kitasan.
>>729319208Depends entirely on how many rolls I will need to get the Goombler
>>729319276This tbqh, kitasan is around.
Someone mind posting the upcoming MANT umas?
I've been coming to /v/ma threads less and less with time. Maybe like once a week or two. Should i still be in a /v/ club if i browse /v/, but barely visit these threads?
>>729319239right now is unironically the best time to start playing
>>729314220realized the same at 16 and once more at 18
>>729318968frontbros...next 43846725
>>729319208I have no idea who that is.Honestly that's where the game loses me. Once they start adding horses that aren't already support cards and that I see in career runs RIGHT now I don't really have any interest in them.
>>729319350Why not? You're still part of the family
>>729319026Of the umas that I have I would say Kingu is the hardest, she is supposed to be a sprinter, yet most of her races are mediums, in fact she races literally every distance thereTicketzo is also challenging, not because of distances, but because she has to go up against tuned up Biwa and Taishin
>>729318973It's played up for memes./v/ooners was a club where the guy in charge of it was super lazy and soft-quit the game but still logged in every once in a while. It was only a couple months into the game so there were still streams of new players who tried it out, joined a club, and then never logged in again. The guy in charge never kicked them or tried to add more active players so the club was stuck with people who hadn't logged in for over a month taking up space.Then a guy made an alt called GREAT DANCHOU and made a new club (/v/mers), and some of the active players from /v/ooners jumped to that at the start of the month after they had gotten their club handouts. Some went to other /v/ clubs and some went elsewhere. There were still active players in /v/ooners though, and one of them took control of the club since the guy in charge hadn't logged in for two weeks, so he kicked out the old guys who weren't playing, renamed it to /v/agabond, and started recruiting.Then about 2 months later, because GREAT DANCHOU was an alt and that guy didn't want to play two accounts, he got kicked from /v/mers once it was settled and one of the previously active /v/ooners club members took over.
>>729319350Nobody cares as long as you aren't flatlining
>>729319239This is actually the best time to make an account. Getting Kitasan copies makes things massively easier and having the ability to reroll while the banner is still up will give you a huge lead over any other time period.
>>729319350Your choice, no one's gonna kick you bro, you're still /v/ma.
>>729319423Events and new scenarios will introduce them to you.
>>729318814you can hide the post it it hurts your fragile feelings
>>729319423why are daiwaniggers such fucking retards
Is hopeful tomorrow? Or is it Santa anita?
>>729319423why are daiwaGODS so based
I wish the schedule was accelerated more. The opportunity to mindlessly grind for one twentieth of an LB crystal isn't content.
>trainee scout ticket gave me a ssr>its a uma I hate
>>729319026ryan because she randomly loses on purpose
>>729319439So it wasn't an actual revolution? Interesting.
This CM being so Pace/Front heavy pisses me off man. It's such a crapshoot if my Taiki can get into 4th place in time for her unique to activate.
>>729318814effeminate 'men' have to speak out about their fragile feefees
>>729319410KEYED AND WEEKEDnext 29669957
Red pill me on Biko Pegasus. I keep seeing her in other people's decks, but everything about her seems kinda okayish.
>>729319026Fuji Kiseki has to run every distance
>>729319817That's where you're wrong, beneath democracy the revolution lives...great danchous dream shining brightly
>>7293198762nd best speed card besides kita. Has good energy events
>>729314220I had hopes up until girls my age started getting uglier and uglier yet society kept pretending they were normal
>>729319876Training effectiveness mainly. 20% is ridiculously high. I wouldn't run her if she's not at least LB3 though, no starting friendship is a pain.
>>729319547how come this nigga equinox isn't in uma? licensing?
>>729314130>16Bitch, I knew about it ever since I gained consciousness, not even my close relatives members wanted anything to do with me or my family.
>>729319876Best speed statstick + energy events
>>729319956Give it time, she'll come.
>>729319817That's what ((HE)) wants you to think. Great danchou is the mossad of /v/ma, all happenings can be pinned on him wothout fail.
>>729319843Whales don't have to deal with it because they can make a comp that doesn't rely on luck to get the acceleration positions. This is a P2W CM.
How many careers do you need to complete Fuji mode? I still haven't started and I still need Scorpio Aces which is incompatible
>>729319276Is the tachyon girl good?
Nobody gets an uma gf with the power of this 7
>>729320079Like 17 or 18 if you are perfect.
>>729320097KYSKYSKYSKYSKYS
>>729320097
>>729320079Like 20at high difficulty, though you honestly don't really care past the crystals and carats.
>>729320097FukuGODS... i kneel
>>729317342ah
>>729318973>/v/ooners was club created to get gibs and launder shoes like 2 months into global and the danchou shilled it very much to fill it up>anons join but the danchou abandoned his duties, barely logs in it to keep his leadership and let the dead fill the club>some other anon dissatisfied with their club by the name of Great Danchou creates a new club called /v/mers >GD shills the club in passing as revolution and people think its a joke all while GD manages to DM /v/ooners anons to leave for their club once they get gibs>chaos ensues as half of /v/ooners abandon ship for /v/mers>the twist however is that the og /v/ooners danchou timed out at just about the same time and the system auto selected a new danchou>both clubs proceed to fill up within the month with /v/mers managing to hit B+ by the end of the month despite only filling up halfway through>/v/ooners is reformed with new members and a purge the dead and rebrands themselves as /v/agabond>both clubs are friendly and there's minimal drama but memes popped up as thing stabilized>iirc the month after they got A GD was assassinated before revealing step 3 of their great plan for more gibs and /v/mers was put under new management>halfway through the month we got Unity AND the upgraded gibs and surprise accelerated QoL features from JP so people started wondering if it was all part of the planBasically 2 clubs came from /v/ooners and the actions of GD resulted in one of them becoming the current no. 2 /v/ club. There really shouldn't be so much lore for this but here we are.
>>729320086Tachyons super good and super easy to build (and pull, shes a 2 star) i wont half of the pvp events with her
37417909Scorpio rooms coming up
>>729320097Trip. Fall. Break your ankle. Tear your knee. Never run again. Walk with a cane for the rest of your life.
>>729320097I cancel your spell with this 5.
Is Dominator a fucking meme or what? I'm pretty sure that Maruzesnky got triple dominator'd and still won.
>>729315042>40% of human males do not procreateLOL you believe some quack's FUD attempt
>>729320097KILL HIM
>>729320275BASED KING OF GAMES.
>>729319956Too recent, will come eventually. They're currently mostly working on 2016-2020 horses, especially Almond Eye and her surrounding cast.
>>729320208She's 1 star actually
>>729320275MY FUARKING HERO
>>729320275I KNEEL
>>729320275OBLITERATED
>>729320291My Maru is stat check machine and she's supported by dominator Rudolf.
>>729319869>base hagnext 92298437
>>729319423It's the granny Uma with flipphone. Her real life counterpart is still alive, paints and apparently helped rehab his jockey out of his slump.
>>729314046that was funny
>>729320378Does that Rudolf ever win or is she just there for dominator?
>all Taiki's mid skills go off>still can't get into 4thI hate this fucking CM.
>>729320097I reverse this curse by the power of THIS 7.We will ALL get gfs and we will ALL make it.
67247856, next
Dominator isnt a meme. But you still need the stats to win.
>>729320436Standard late clause. Pump/NSM/On your left is all a gamble. If she hits like two of those at a good spot she can win.
If you use Suzuka I unironically wish you to have bad things happen in your life irl
>>729320478KWAB
>>729320478>Off by one againThank God that Yugi poster got a 5
>>729320478Stop! We don't want a repeat of the Dotoletting!
>>729320528teiobro btw
>>729320528Suzuka a cute though.
>>729314138I hate menuing simulators, but at least this is an actual in-game event for those who manage to raise a horse's affinity to S rank if their trainer avatar is female.
>>729320097>>729320478Man Shiraoki is a fucking bitch she literally blesses the asshole and mocks the altruist, at least the egyptian gods are stronger.
>>729320275Cancelling your cancel with this 6
Is it better to farm an uma with the daily legend race or hope to luckshit her?
>>729320528I used to think the same, but then I started to use my own Suzuka to kill other Suzukas. They both cancel eachother.
>>729319208Wonder a cute.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjEbEm4DMng
My Taiki is such glue FUCKWHY COULDN'T I JUST GET ONE MORE FUCKING RAINBOW SPEED FUCK ME
>>729320679It doesn't count if it's inverted.
Ass = wonderTaiki = jobbed44969682
>>729320684Both
>>729320684It depends id say? If you have 100 pieces of seiun for example I see no reason to spark her when you can farm her.
>>729320528We'd all run the meta comp if we could. You're like an opposition politician mouthing off about how you'd fix your country if you had the opportunity.
>>729320528My onigger is unironically a counter to other oniggers
>>729320684assuming you win all of their legend races on release, you can unlock one legend uma every two months once they release daily legend races
>>729320684you should try to luckshit her with single pulls and if you run out of carats, buy her star pieces in tazuna's daily sales
We need to have an uncomfortable discussion about the fukutard problem.
Brian????
>>729320275CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
>>729320743Mind posting some of the winner uma stats? I can't login to spectate right now (at my folks house)
>>7293203821200 wit tachyon outsmarted everyonenext 28379657
>>729315042>40% of human males do not procreateCivilization would not exist if that were true, retard.
>>729320824The Fukutards are fine, it's the Teiofags that need to be put down.
>>729320839Considering this washed fraud can only win against 14 year olds it makes sense
Stop making rooms
Taiki procs literally everything 78468542
>>729320905Deck on SMARTchyon?
>>729320824Fukubros did nothing wrong other than trying to bless people, it's the falseflaging teiofags who roll for curses that you're looking for.
Why do Fukufags insist on using their powers for evil instead of good?
>>729320839average platinum trainer
fukufags are demon worshippers that need to be put down
>>729321019Shiraoki is a trickster goddess, she only does whats funnier
>>729320953We are not slandering brian bro, she's objectively one of the best horses of all time
>>729321062I don't normally care for smaller girls but teio is so sexy its unreal.
>>729320717https://youtu.be/Cg40gf20m3gThe EOPs have no idea what they're in for.
Why would I need mood +5?
>>729320985and then the next race she spends the entire race in 5th place and can't do anythingScorpio sucks ass
>>729321198YEPPERS
Eishin out of nowhere70825621
>>729204079I can't open litter catbox, what did this anon deliver?
>>729321198in case your horse breaks her leg
>>729316405Doesn't Guts start adding to stamina in the last spurt or am I wrong?
>>729321198In case you overdo it.
>>729320097DIE
>>729321198Yes, I will gamble for the very low chance she will appear to instantly negate Taishin's mood down event.
>>729320528I happen to have the most appropriate listening music for this post https://youtu.be/u7uGJrochaI
>>729321240Mejiro FatQueen sex
>>729320275Based king.
>>729321336Could someone post it somewhere else? I don't know why I can't open it, I have been archiving all OC since the threads started
>>729321240Massive mcqueen thighs
21509951
>>729320905suzuka did the thingnext 35619520
>>729321406It's because Litter only lasts for a couple hours unless you change the setting by default, the link is just dead now.
>>729314130Imagine caring, schizoids win once again.
>>729321278What on earth could have made Bakushin this angry?
FUCK YOU
>>729321481That's retarded, did anyone else save it?
>>729321406Litterbox deletes the link after a certain amount of time. It's for when people(anons mainly, the dev is from here) need a link to a temporal file, like a wip
>>729320528I just want my other two girls to win, and since they aren't Rudolph/Grass, this is the only way. ;_;
>>729321240Here's what it looks like drawn from memory, might not be accurate
Funny how they completely changed the CM meta by giving Suzuka runaway so early. Is christmas fatty even still going to be meta when Suzuka is basically mandatory for Mediums and shorter?
>>729321586SOVL
>>729321523when she finally realizes you gaslight her into running 3 sprints instead of a long.
Funny thing, McQueen actually triggered pump, if only she had S on medium64553261
>>729321586That's pretty much how I remember it, good job.
S-Slow down i can't spectate all these rooms
>>729317668hurts just a little bit
>>7293216311200m x 3 = 3600m. I didn't really lie
>>729321664Too late nigga. Join them
>>729321586pretty much this but there was a glass of cookies and milk in the bottom right corner and mcqueen was wrapped in satin ribbons
>>729321649I've only had one race where Pump was actually enough to get my Pace back into the race and win it.
>>729321586So fucking mad that I missed this
When Keiba?
>>729321523One single stamina training.
>>729320275Based KoG
We will all have at least one spark for the megabanner, so I am curious, which umas will YOU be sparking for? Do you have a priority list of them? Give me top 3 just in case you get spooked by your fave
>>729321631I've got something else that's long for her to make up for it
>>729321796I will be securing Dober for breeding purposes
>>729321748REGALEIRALEMAIRE5TH POSTTHAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW BABY
>>7293216498/9
>>729321796Seiun.
>>729321173Why do you like Wonder Acute so much?
>>729321445bigger and sluttier almost beat her grandpalast one for now 56192238
>>729321796I'm saving for speed tachyon, helios and fiesta so I won't.
>>729321796I don't think I'll even bother. I really just want Tamamo Cross and I may as well just get her when she drops instead of later.
>>729321875Sparking doesn't count as getting her seiunlet-kun...
>>729321972I'm not one of those freaks. I'm a seiunLESS.
>>729321796Now that Maruzensky's unique isn't that good anymore I think I'll just skip this banner
>>729321796I'm unconvinced about rolling to spark on the mega banner since Bourbon and Admire Vega are right after. I think I'm better off trying to luckshit Oguri and Tama and then save for those other two down the line.
>>729321796Now that I look at the list I see I've been spooked my most of the horses I want already. The ones I still want area) one of OG Rice or OG McQueen (so I can then pick the other with the selector)b) OG Gold Cityc) Doberd) Fine Motione) Taishinplus maybe the Festival Rudolf.
>>729315510>is guaranteed 4 wives from the slave market>still becomes an incel the biggest cucks are the basement virgins from religions that give you a free gf
Holy shit, McQueen out of nowhere72228220
This is my baka, there are many like it but this one is mine.
Lads how many hours till event ends?
>>729321796Skipping because the girls I want end up coming out soon after it. I could throw some carats at it to try and get like Bourbon (don't like her alt costume) or Maru, but the former I can get when they implement the daily legend races. I'd rather get my target girls and then make poor decisions on support cards during MANT.
>>7293221162
>>729322116Hour and a half, get to grinding
>>729322116One and a half
>>7293221161 and a half. Get to grinding like me
>>729321796I will go full meta-slave mode and get Taiki and Suzuka to prove that mileslop takes no skill.
>>7293221161 and a half
>>729321796I'm thinking of grabbing paizuri Pasa. Any upcoming umas would be great spooks.
>>729314130>>7293142202D girls don't exist in real life, you lost nothing
I keep trying to make one better but I never do and this one isn't good enough
>>729322141>>729322142>>729322143>>729322153Should I stop at 300k?
>>729321896thanks for joining
>>729322238You are unironically bricked if you don't get the card at 400k
>>729314130i had a pretty good idea that i was ngmi by 5th gradet. 33yo wizard
>>729322238That's not enough to get the event card dupe right? Yeppers is a great guts card and you'll be using it a lot soon
>>729322238Bro, the Bijin card is really useful during MANT, if you can you should get all her copies at least
>>729322238What were you doing?!
>>729319937You're prolly no catch either, fucktard.>But I wont settleYou're not settling when you are on your own level, you overweight, depressed, talking about video games is my social life, faggot
>>729322238...you only have 300k event points?
Rudolf almost overtook her by the end58677647
>>729321796I will spark for Biwa.
taikifags will never not be metanigs
Getting a good TT uma in less than 3 attempts feels so good bros. Can only recommend this if you're feeling burnt out.
>>729322326One career a day as normal, of course.
>have two pace chasers >Sit at 5th and 6th all raceJesus Christ.
>>729322238>300kYeah its over, did you use the double TP option?
>>729321894You will understand when you roll her in 8 months. Or beat the dekinai lady.
>>729322287>>729322323>>729322326>>729322346>>729322418Look man I’m just a casual player. Should I play normal and ignore the magic girl?
>>729322451Who is Dekinai lady?
>>729322089Based Tosen Jordan lover.
>>729322187That's the part that's painful. It isn't possible and never will be. God I love 2d girls.
>>729322238How did you do this to yourself?
>>729322381>wah, my S rank Taiki doesn't have literally perfect stats >how will my soulless metacomp of Suzuka/SMaru/Taiki ever win waaah
>>729322473Theres no fixing this. You're done.
>>729322473Well fair enough I suppose, I think you can do magic lady level 1 to two without much trouble if you can reliably finish career with good ending
>>729322351Rudolf actually procced slipstream on that last duel but like 1 second too late to win.
>>729318814Why are you?
>>729321796>got picrel umasi honestly dont know. i will get a spark by then, but atp ive got no plans. i think either Taishin or Hishi? lowkenuinely contemplating whether i should actually keep that spark to get umas that come later easier
Grass pops every accel skill on the final corner and teleports to the front50328614
I actually did it for once!
>>729316021Have you tried not being brown Juan?
>>729322532You don't understand. Taiki and Suzuka have been my favorite the entire time! I just want to run my favorite girls in the CM.
>>729322610doing 50 TT matches was harder for me than every other quest
>>729322473Neigha, there were SSR shards in that reward line. You could easily cover 200k in a day with a Maru or Ogurin g1maxxing.
Don't worry bros, if Helios managed to get laid, so can you!https://youtu.be/8ppGPDD6ofc?si=ZBmdXzE8mnMCNxxn
I didn't get enough points for the rainbow shard
>>729322473You can still make it, just do the 2x tp option.
>>729322659
Just call them ass, dude.
>>729322473Just make sure you do showtime event.
Is this enough stam+guts or do i need a white recovery?
>>729314220also 31 and same, fucking sucks eh
>>729322532it's really funny when they lose to a random Spe or unconventional build, get completely demotivated and have no idea what to do, metafags will never understand that a great trainer will never ever use guides
>>729322602Can someone post the Grass?
>>7293227471 white
>>729314220same, but I chose this
>>729322747White if you're afraid of debuffers but you can risk it otherwise.
>>729322669not even g1maxx sorry, danchou, no fan runs for you. if you borrow a MLB Curren wit you can get like 100% bonus easily. double TP usage, and a run at 12k rating gets 50k rating on average.
>>729322747End absolutely does not need a recovery. Even if there are Natures you'll be behind them anyway plus nobody is using Ends so they probably skipped End debuffs anyway.
Lads my tachyon ain't doing shit
>>729322747Yes, unless you get a late start, start dueling or encounter a debuffer. You ideally want a white or even a gold on top ofbthat, not because you need the stamina to not gas, but for consistency.
Mummy Creek takes it82054660
>>729322787Room hosts lately are terrible, we used to get all top 3 builds and now be grateful if they even post the result. They don't even let you some minutes to spectate yourself
>>729322681I don't want to get laid with disgusting real women though and they're the only option. I'd take any uma over them, no matter which ones you list off.
>482 replies>In 2 hours and 18 minutesYou guys ok?
>>729322602*teleports in front of you*Pshh... Nothin personnel, kid.
>>729314130Yup. Life sucks. People then have the gall to wonder why I have no drive or passion.Yeah let me just be a non-sexual amoeba reigned in by carrots are a stick, with the carrot being a ran through woman.
How viable is BASED?
who's a better Pace Ace, Teio or MTG?>just use them as parents broNO
>>729322923Neigha, it's Christmas.
>>729322923You should see these threads during the PvP finals. I think we hit bump limit in under an hour.
>>729322923Cultural phenomenon
>>729321796I don't even know if there's anyone I want to spark for anymore.Fine Motion is the last uma I want before the megabanner, so if I get her I might just save and wait for whoever I want afterwards
>>729322923we got a 1000 reply thread in the dead of night once, /v/ma threads are built different
>>729320097>>729320275Christmas is crazy
Is Taiki's unique good for Sagittarius? The last spurt is like half corner behind. I'm not sure if it's wasted because the spurt already started?. Would Maru's unique be better here?
THIS FUJI EVENT IS RUINING MY PARENT RUNS! I CAN'T GET THE G1 SPARKS IF YOU KEEP MAKING THE RACES HARDER AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Procreation with this Uma
>>729322952Teio because of growth rates and aptitudes.
>>729322923Kinda just happens when you have number autism based on complicated stratigizing crossed with waifuposting in the same thread.
>>729321278She looks cute like this
Hishi Hamazon
Teiofriends?59248421
>>729322952Maya because she has the better ult
>>729323112Great taste
>>729323091no it sucks balls, Taiki's unique is at the END of the final corner so it's useless here, Maru's will be good though>>729323159kino
>>729323173I am so beyond fucked if that's what I'm up against in the CM.
>>729323091Take angling like people did on Libra
>>729323187I can see it
>>729321278>>729321523>Why did you CHANGE MY SONG?
>>729323091Taiki's unique is shit because it's second half of final corner only, way too late on this track. Maru's unique is also final corner and as such fairly late.
>>729323216Up against what?! Someone post the builds!
>>729323245I can see all four
>>729323173post that Teio I need to decide which pace hebe to run
>>729322923the jannies will be here if a thread moves too fast
>>729322336call me crazy but I think there is some projection going on here
why does the game default bakushin to pace? I always lose the first race because I forget to change it
>>729323234nigga what that will be useless, the track is 2500m long, that's just Medium+, Fronts will be rampant this time around
>>729323234Libra was 3000m, Sag is 2500, it's basically a Medium track but you need Long skills instead. There are going to be more Fronts here.
Anons who have Fuji and played her career, tell me, is she actually a giant weirdo? I heard stuff about her eating a rose for no reason and something about smelling clothes, but I am unsure how true that is
>>729316701Zero, i'm saving for Chiyo
>>729323451yeah she's super fucking horny, the oji-san in the movie is actually just 40
Regular hag wins28055852
>>729323451The rose she eats is made of caramel, it's an illusion and her valentines gift
>>729323451Didn't find her to be a weirdo, just a girl that likes to perform and thinks about her mother's career too much,
>>729322952Looking at them, Teio seems easier to raise with the speed bonus, but Mayano's ult is much stronger if it works. One issue both have is that their ults require them to be 3rd or higher which can be difficult to achieve in front and pace heavy rooms. I'd say if you're going for a gutsmaxx build, pick Teio, if you want to be more traditional, use Mayano. There's also anime Teio who I'd probably pick over regular since her ult only requires 5th and higher.
>>729317331>helios >waifu
>>729323504no way, that guy looks as old as Musaka
>>729315448Deserved, since you enabled a whore to cheat on her 'boyfriend' (As if that even means anything anymore)
>>729314694based. umas are not for lewd
>>729323289>>729323278She won because she procced all 3 accels at the very beginning of laterace, I need more testing with her with dominator since it's hard to proc her unique
Now that the thread is dying no one will ever know I was the one who
>>729320275YATAAAAAAAAA
>>729323652>he doesn't know about the hot springs eventStop falling for dykeshipper lies.
>>729323758HARU NO YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER ... NO... STOOOOP ....YAMETEEEEE
>>729320275thank you Pharoah
>>729323691being with an uma like Fuji drains one's body
>>729322952Teio solely becuase maya is a front. The only real way for fronts to win this CM is if all the suzukas magically trip and die in the final corner, allowing you to get past and start procing skills.
WHENS PEARL
What's the point of Christmas without the Great Danchou
>>729321714Anon don't be angry :( I litter catboxed it because it was an early wip... and honestly still is, and didn't wanted ppl to save it as a finished piece. I'll eventually finish it, prob next week. First need to finish the requests from today morningupdate thohttps://litter.catbox.moe/i6v2wwsp1kbh6861.PNG
>>729323748sparks?
Bakushin is actually a deep and complex character
>>729323853>Maya is a front>the uma that can run literally any style in any track???
>>729323451I don't remember anything about her smelling stuff. Her career was pretty soulful imo, she is constantly trying to surpass the immense aspirations she placed on herself from both having so many fans around class and outside of it as well as the huge admiration she has for her mother in the performance arts. She ends up shattering for not being able to surpass them and trying to come to terms with the fact that she shouldn't place such insane expectations on herself. And she is extremely for (you) so I love her, also the rose was edible.
>>729323957>Should I sprint and then yell BAKUSHIN, or yell BAKUSHIN and then sprint....
>>729323942heh... 100+ layers
>>729320097>>729320275UmaGODs are the strongest posters
>>729323957did they fix the manface problem cingray had?
>>729323652Her entire story is making her realize ruby never will be hers and helping her come to terms with her true feelings, which are indeed for (you).
>>729324028I eventually merge everything and start treating it like a painting to not go insane
>>729323942
>>729323942JOLLY SHIT
>>729323758Great Danchou, why did you kill /herse/?
>>729317683Good post. It's grim and it sucks for that anon, but at least he won't get cheated on.t. also KHHV
>>7293239458* power, 3* speed, 5* stam
Thanks for joining, wish I could recreate this Opera O with better skills since I she jobbed during Unity cup. She has been punching above her weight during test rooms
>>729323942OMG THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU, you are the fucking best man. Sorry for annoying you with my autistic archiving requests :(. Wish you an amazing Christmas
>>729323942where's the penis?
>>729323942Thanks. Saved as a finished piece.
>>729324154Sorry I didn't put mine in her yet
>>729324131please post the deck for Grass
Okay I finished again >>729322473 and I’m at 298k. Is it over for me l
>>729324251'fraid so
>>729323809since the trainer can be either gender wouldn't that mean all umas are at least Bi?
>>729324208She got fast learner, it was a really lucky career.9*pow Taiki with 6*stam2*pow Ryan
>>729323942>need to finish the requests from today morningYou are too generous, we truly don't deserve you, wishing you the best DRAWGOD
>>729323758I keep thinking about that one image of Dark Urara. An uma that is so fast that she lost any will to race.
>>729324323>6 SSR cardsWHALE
>>729324131Thanks for hosting, couldn't really test my Taishin since I joined late. I'll see how she does in practice rooms
>>729324131>3 of the top 4 are S-rankkill yourselves
>>729321796Probably Maru or Taiki for their uniques, but I already got everyone I want so far. I'm just saving for this period because I want cheer Neicha, Curren negro, Racist chud and Sweep. Way too many umas I want in a short period of time.
kill taikifagsbehead grassfagsroundhouse kick suzukafags into the groundrape marufagsI HATE METANIGGERS
>>729324378I get one S rank uma with only Kitasan mlb and condora pasa lb2 every 20 runs or so.
>>729324323red pill me on the Guts build
>>729324397CCA Spe is free btw
>>729324413Grass is a budget starter horse with amazing growths. But you'll never see a true metafag run Grass
>>7293243592 are welfare, I blew 300 rolls on Riko and didn't even MLB her or Rice. I kind of lucked out on Biko MLB since I got her to LB2 during the original banner and got another copy rolling on Riko
>>729324397Racist Spe is supposed to be free for everyone, whatever that means
>>729316972Gay Anon, has this actually turned out better for you? There are also gay anons who are also kissless virgins as well. Its not exclusive to straight people. Some people are unfortunately just in a hopeless predicament.
>>729324539>>729324494That is good to hear, thanks.
>>729324462From what I understand, the idea is constant building of speed and powerIf no rainbows on speed, you go to guts which trains power and speedIf no rainbows on speed or guts then you use rainbow on wit and train speed and so onYou train speed with all three rainbows and power with two, stamina suffers but is made up for by guts
>>729324462Guts is now useful, feeds the last spurt and is a backup stamina, lates/end barely use any stamina so you can get away with no recovery skills and high guts and 600-700 stamina from parents and bubbles/riko
>>729324494>>729324539>Sp*cial W*ek is forced onto my accountNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>729324397>Palmer, Fujin and Cheerleader Neicha back to backAAAIIIIEEEEE MY CARATS SAVE ME CYGENEROUS
>>729324397>mfw I'll never get to have a fun camping trip with Taiki
>>729324413Grass is a cope horse. Whales don't need to spin the position roulette.
Guess the amount of Mile sparks
I may be planning a few years too much in advance, but for a beginning of a new era team would you use cafe or cheese girl? Tachy and pokke are a must, so it's a decission between those two.
>>729324736One?
>>729324397>and Sweepwhy is she in so many anon's pull plans? I thought we liked titcows here, not brats...
Fuck i missed a Niecha thread...
>>729314046Makes me uncomfortable.
>>729324462>>729324598I've been trying the Guts build on Tachyon and I probably am doing something wrong because I always fall short of speed, Guts actually gives such small amounts of speed that I don't think it's viable as a means of building that stat. Again I might be doing something wrong, I was considering maybe using another wit card and borrowing Ines Fujin to try and mitigate this, what do you think? What I'm mad about is that I got Medium S and Head-On procs in runs that any other trainer would've capped speed in. Any help?
YOSSHAAAAAAAAAAA
>>729324751Consider Dantsu Flame.
>>729324790I'm afraid you were mistaken, Taikifag
>>729324751definitely Cafe, she was an actually good horse
>>729324790Actually this is a boy board
>>729324397>Cheerleaders>Palmer>Inari OneNOOOOO I WON'T HAVE ENOUGH CARATS
>>729324501Which uma is the Late Surger for metafags?
>>729324769One 3* Mile, two procs
>>729324790correction is always priority
>>729324790I hear her career story is great so I might get her just for that. But I also need Nishino Flower just so I can make my Teio even stronger.
>>729324904mejiro whoreber or so i'm told
>>729324397>SEX Shipmy carats are ready
>>729324790consider the following, but also >>729320839
>>729324904>>729324961Isn't she the parent for Ends and Lates or do Ends get a better one later on?
Why am I generally supposed to use Cafe as an end closer opposed to late surger builds?
>>729324904Meta comp is 0 lates, but Oguri is technically the strongest because of her ult.
would u hit?
The thread is ending, as such I bless anons with good rolls for future banners with this 7If not, your luck will not change
>>729325138Lmao, no
>>729324790I like wizards/witches and I like end closers. Sweepy is both
>>729325062spurt very strong, slick surge not as strong end closer very fast, late surger not as fastend closer very good in long track, cafe long uma
>>729324397I don't care if everyone gets Curren, I'm still sparking her on HER wedding banner.
>>729325138She's glue with those stats anyways so hit iy
>>729325138Yeah, I'd hit the fuck outta Seiun
>>729325062I see Gaslight Dancer has been telling people that lates aren't viable again
>>729325138>Those statsDo whatever u want bro, it's over
>>729324065They round up the face and eye in the anime.
>>729325138Final stats aren't really great so just for fun, yeah.
I MADE IT
>>729325138might as well since it's the last turn
>>729325147BLESSED POST
>>729325062You're not really. End just has Straightaway Spurt which is really good on certain tracks. Late has On Your Left which is on a good card, but Rising Dragon and Hard Worker are more exclusive right now.
>>729325147BASED
>>729325172someone post her victory animation where she does the bj motion
>>729325173>>729325158>>729325191>>729325220>
Whys this thread faster than /uma/
>>729325147>all these getsIT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
>>729325147THANK YOUPRAISE SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>729325274Because we're comfier than them.
>>729325272BrickedI'll retire you as my wife though, Seiun
>>729324292Yes, this is the trvthnvke. All umas are bisexual.
>>729325265my bride, your bride, everyone's bride!
Can't wait for another Fukutard purge once people get nothing from their rolls
>>729325135>0 latesSo what do you use instead besides fronts? I don't have Suzuka or SMaru but I really want plat...
>>729325147Teiobros will still try to spin this GLORIOUS SHIRAOKI-SAMA BLESSING in a bad light somehow.
>>729325353Why the pinkie finger wiggle?
>>729325147Thanks, but it's useless, this game just hates me.
>>729325172>>729325353Fuck you man, I can't post Curren genuinely because you coombrains do nothing but ruin her rep
For the people who did not MLB Yeppers, its not over for you. It's only good during MANT and MANT is shit anyway
>>729325410promise to meet up with the bull after marrying (You)
Might want to make an archive of your favorite xitter artists because this is a thing now for some fucking reason
My club went from spamming the morning sticker to the wuv you one
>>729325274We actually talk about the game 50% of the time, unlike thier 5% of the time.
>>729325391>I don't have SuzukaYou're not getting plat.
>>729325439What other Guts card should you even use at this point that's not her?
>>729325459>how to force all the artists to use a different platform
>>729325470oy neigh bro...
>>729325459wow I love sloppa so much! this is so useful for all parties involved!!!
>>729325470/v/mapyoibro?
>>729325172Why is she always lifting her leg up like this?
>>729322923The fastest thread in /v/ma history was over 10 posts per minute. This is NOTHING.
>>7293253912 fronts + Taiki or 3 fronts is still really good if you're willing to put in the effort. Anyone who doesn't have Suzuka will struggle against her equally.
>>729325470Not looking good for... idk.. I've lost count of all the clubs.
>>729324845Asking again, also Guts training takes so much energy that my usual energy management is sometimes not enough, any ways to remedy this?
>>729325459>still using X
>>729325459>Makes it so you are essentially paid to make bait>Now try to force slop as much as possibleI hate techbros so much, man
>>729325459No one cares because they'll be back tomorrow >NO YOU DON'T GET IT BRO THIS TIME TWITTER IS DEAD FOR SURE FOR SURE
>>729325435>muh PRpost her anywayif you actually like curren you wouldn't care about the slander
>>729325459Twitter has the exposure. Good artists go from making +10k likes on twitter, to barely a thousand elsewhere. Artists aren't going anywhere. Their only hope is that Elon will get greedy and start charging for this feature in a month or two though.
>>729325523oy neigh is not a wuv you kind of clubit's like we're not even a family.....
>>729325581someone post the bakuthread catbox, one of the best /v/ma threads ever
>>729324539You get her from missions (that do not expire)
>>729325435Curren is my favorite uma though, she helped me win Virgo plat last time and she's my home screen character. You should post her more to clean her rep.
>>729325470I managed to somehow subvert our club from traiding medium shoes to long shoes over the span of two weeks a month back.
>>729325459nuke india
>>729325682THREE wuv you's were posted twelve hours ago
>>729325682You're really just your danchou
>>729325470i for one have been forgetting to go to my club for a while. like, if i were to be kicked, i doubt i'd notice for like a week at least>b-but muh CPpractically 0 usecases, since my other SSR cards are better, and going from 3lb to mlb is rarely worth it
>>729325470Its xmas
>>729325498For MANT? Urara is still the best. MLB Fujin would be second best since she also has 15 training effectiveness and a bunch of priority, only a little less race bonus. They all lose value after that but you could use Air Groove or Doto SR.
>>729325757may as well be nothingI dream of a day where I open club chat and I'm greeted by 29 Wuv Yous as I post the 30th
>>729325746I bet my club doesn't like me as much as they say they do
>>729325435Anon don't take it too seriously. It's just banter and empty words. Just post her anyways.WUV YOU
>>729325581/v/ictory stakes i forgot which one, shit is so umazing.
>>729325831Don't worry, anon, I wuv you even if they don't
der/v/ is an uma ace share kind of club, what does this even mean
>>729325816Fine, you can have one (1) Wuv You
>>729325470If your club didn't wish you merry christmas with wuv you spam you're in a shit club
>>729325498Urara, also welfare marvelous will be equally as good as yeppers, ITS NOT OVER.
>>729325875>der/v/ is a Brothel club
>>729325731And you should stop with that low effort hornyposting if you actually loved her, it helps nobody
>>729325853I'm fairly certain it was Cancer or Leo, those were the ones with the most rooms
/v/ooners danchou did nothing wrong btw
>>729325901Wouldn't know, because i filter the chat to requests only
>>729325875they like to practice polyamory
>>729325901My club barely talks and they did that too/herse/... WUV YOU!
ADD HER TO THE GAME ALREADY! I WANT HER BLUEBERRY LEMONADE COLORED BUSH
>>729325875Me? I just give shoes, ask for shoes and dip.
>>729325809>>729325905I am using Urara already, I meant right now for Guts builds
is your club an >OHAYOOOOOOOOOOOor an >oissu...reset sticker spam?
I don't use the club chat becuase I don't like l33tsp34k
>>729325961You're not fooling me that easily Umassad.
>>729325952It was after grass wonder cancer, stakes thread average 8-9 PPM.
danchou should put all of his front runner research on a pastebin or something, it's really useful
>>729325843I did this drawing of her a long time ago to salvage some PR and it somehow ended up in a /v/mapyoi meme. Thankfully an amazing drawGOD did a gorgeous art piece on her
>>729325998You use mambo over yeppers, or MLB Srs.
>>729326017OHAYOOOOOOOOOOO but I post Oissu~ for juxtaposition
>>729326025my $BKSHN...
>>729326103Just skyrocketed!
>>729325998Yukino is an energy drain card anyway so you use some SR like I said, Doto or Air Groove if you have them.
>>729326017>>729326093I post Oyasumi in response to OHAYOOOO
>>729325990189 dollars... I can't afford this...
>>729326026>Type something normal>Filtered>Don't even know what's wrong with my phraseI'm forced to type like that so the autofilter doesn't cucks me
>>729325935she does that herself, don't worry
DAIWA DAIWA DAIWA DAIWA
>>729314475>>729314220>>729319376>>729322756How do you even get through life with no hope?
