What is considered the best Christmas game?
>>729315523Yakuza 0
>>729315523
For me personally it's Max Payne 1
>>729315523unironically picrel, play it every other year on chistmas day
>>729315523Fahrenheit.
Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie
>the Nakatomi Plaza is essentially its own character in this movie
>>729315523Die Hard, I've heard. It's widely considered so.
>>729317101Xhe's stunning and brave.
>>729315523it's more of a christmas movie that "it's a Wonderful Life" which only takes place on christmas AT THE END!
Street Fighter 5. It has Christmas outfits and at least one stage.
>>729315523Die Hard for the NES.
Die Hard is an action movie that takes place during Christmas. Literally nothing that happens in the movie requires it to be Christmas. If Luke Skywalker wore a Santa hat for the entirety of the Empire Strikes Back, that wouldn't make it a Christmas movie. Tobey Maguire has Thanksgiving dinner with the Green Goblin in Raimi's Spider-Man and nobody says that's a Thanksgiving film.
>>729320486>Literally nothing that happens in the movie requires it to be ChristmasThe Christmas party.
>>729320486watch the movie
>>729320519They are celebrating the closing of a massive business deal that happened to go down during the holidays. That party and the ensuing heist could have happened at literally any time of the year.
>>729319184They are both Christmas movies, you double nigger
>ITT
>>729315523Am I a schizo or is it the first Die Hard that's a Christmas movie? I swear the second one was Christmas themed but I keep seeing people spam "Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
>>729320576#gottem
op here whoops i meant home alone
>>729315523IT'S MC CLANE!Fuck that third game, though. It's impossible bullshit unless you're abusing save states.
>>729320689Die Hard 2 takes place around Christmas and has snow and shit.
>>729320689Both take place during Christmas time, but I don't think either takes place on Christmas itself. Maybe Die Hard 2 takes place on Xmas Eve or ends on Xmas Eve, but that's it.
>>729315523Parasite Eve
Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie but I ain't watching that cuck cult shit again.
The "die hard is a le christmas movie lol" is the most retarded shit.
>>729320954If you want a similar vibe, minus the christmas stuff, go watch The Seventh Gate. There's even a rich guy orgy scene that gets interrupted with some hilarious trolling.
>>729320773>HO HO HO, I just got a machine gun!>Turkey! But it's Christmas!>Take this bad guy!>Wanna stay alive? Stay with me!I swear I was the only one who played this game but these fucking voice lines live rent free in my head. I remember playing this shit as a kid and never even coming close to beating it. This and the driving game was my favorite....hated the first person gam at the airport.
>>729316884>>729320486>>729321154Jeb Stuart wrote Die Hard specifically with Christmas in mind, from holiday music to Christmas puns to references to miracles and calls it a Christmas movieYou may now concede
>>729320689Nobody remembers Die Hard two because it gets completely out shadowed by 3.
>>729320486Spider Man has a singular scene set during Thanksgiving. Die Hard is entirely set during Christmas Eve and has a ton of nods to the season, from Christmas lights and decorations being everywhere, people explicitly pointing out the time of year, the joke Argyle makes at the very end, the party being the entire reason John is there in the first place...I love how an ancient joke parroted on here since forever is now verboten and we just HAVE to oppose it because some faggot on reddit copied it from here. This board is such garbage anymore, I'm tired of this place being infested with people that use social media, this IS an obscure nerd enclave and you don't belong here if you disagree.
Bayonetta 2.
>>729315523Die Hard Arcade.
>>729315523Die Hard: Nakatomi Plaza
>Bruce Willis was 33 years old, had a wife and kids and looked this old already>most of us are now older than him
>>729322438hes my age and i literally look like a kid in comparison
>>729321736Because he wanted the juxtaposition; not because he was making a Christmas movie.
>>729321182I just replayed it last night, and you're right.The 'Wanna stay alive? Stay with me!' line is extra funny, because the hostages you rescue immediately fuck off toward the nearest exit.>>729322170Holy based. Played it on the Sega Saturn and loved it.
>>729315523How is it a Christmas movie if it released in Summer and there's no snow or anything like that in the film?
>>729315523Hybrid heaven for the N64 is a Christmas game.
>>729323247Hans Gruber attacks Nakatomi Plaza during the office Christmas party, and there's no snow because it takes place in Los Angeles.
For me gothic 2 is a Christmas game
>>729322438I'm the same age as he was and I don't look anywhere near as old but I don't have a wife or kids, just an ex that fucking hates me. I'm also not a millionaire actor but I also know who I am...so I'm willing to call it a draw.
Philosopher's Stone on the PS1 and Chamber of Secrets in any console are easy picks for Christmas games.
>>729321736>The Christmas miracle is a cop learning to kill people againThe movie is so American it hurts
>>729315523Blue Stinger for the Dreamcast is the ultimate Christmas game. Not only is it set during Christmas, but halfway through the story the characters are all paid thier Christmas bonus and you can backtrack to the bank to collect it. There is even a sequence where the protagonists have to get changed into uncontaminated clothing and all they have are Santa outfits.Still Wakes The Deep is another strong contender (again set on Christmas day), but the Christmas theming kinda disappears after the game's big inciting incident.
>>729315523deal with it
>>729324625Damn, I bought this game during last week before Christmas break during my first year of uni. Taking place during Christmas really did it for me. A very nostalgic time of my life.
Little Inferno is the best one.
>>729316032/threadThe last game with pre-millennium, pre 9/11 vibes
>>729322438different economy ok
this obviously
>time the nuke explosion to 12 o'clockKino
>>729324320Based blue stinger was always underrated even before an e-celeb told you about it
>>729316032>>729320885NOICE. I'm going to start my yearly run tonight. Genuinely one of the best Squaresoft RPGs out there.
>>729315523Batman Arkham Origins
>>729324885I didn't expect that twist at the end.More games need to try a kino complete genre shift at the 11th hour.
>>729325054gayme?
>>729325298World in Conflict
>>729325075What does this sentence even mean lol?
>>729325514It means he's an underage projecting retard.
>>729323903>>The Christmas miracle is a cop learning to kill people againFunny I only remember him killing G*rmans.
>>729320608But it's a Christmas party
>>729325514He's a retard that thinks you found out about the game via an e-celeb.
>>729315523its max payne.
>Die Hard in spess but you're playing as woman janny instead
>>729326081but is it good?
>>729315523Normalfags think they're so funny when they say this
>>729326186According the Steam reviews, yes. But I'm waiting for a bigger sale.
>>729326081All games with a female protagonist should be required, by law, to allow you to strip completely nude.
>>729315523>Die Hard is considered the best Christmas movieBy faggots maybe.
>>729326247>normalfagsIt's normies, tryingtoohardfag.
>>729315523This is a stupid argument honestly, because the film can be enjoyed any time of year, but it works just as well as a Christmas movie. Either way it's a masterpiece and is much more intelligent than modern action movies, so arguing about what genre it is instead of just enjoying the damn movie makes you look like an idiot.
>>729315523Are you supposed to watch the Nightmare Before Christmas on Christmas or Halloween?
>>729328470The movie is about bringing Christmas to Halloweentown and is thus a Christmas movie, not a Halloween movie.
>>729320608John's trip to LA was to meet with his family for Christmas. If it was just a normal 'we're making a company party because we sealed a deal' kind of party, then he wouldn't have gone.It's a christmas movie, so deal with it, pal
>>729322438He has the worst disease ever right now. Be grateful for what you have.
>>729329174Very sad. Bruce Willis is basically already dead. His body is still going but the man himself has been gone for some time. Dementia is terrible.
>>729320486I remind everyone around me that spider man is a thanksgiving movie and gundam wing endless waltz is a christmas movie every single year
>>729325647He means the black cop, Al Powell
>>729330327The black cop shoots the angry German brother guy at the end to payoff his "I can't use muh gun because I once shot an unarmed person" deal even though everyone knows damn well the German guy died when he was hanged by Bruce Willis.
I watched die hard in the cinema yesterday. Quite the experience and not something I could've done back in the day because I was born in its release year, 1988.
>>729324952
>>729321364TM1 sucks balls. TM2 is still the best of the series, though I will argue TMPS3 is the 2nd best game because while the level design is meh the gameplay is the tightest shit. Especially as the default controls made journos seethe despite them being highly tuned to be the best by a huge margin.
>>729321739What sets off the detectors first, the shit in your brains or the lead in your ass?
>>729325051HAPPY TRAILS
>>729326995Absolute child kino.
>>729332526Playing the die hard 1 portion with various cheats (such as high pitched voices and enemies shoot between their legs) is hilarious. That said die hard 2 with a real lightgun is a relatively short but intense experience.
>>729315523Ace Combat ZeroNot exactly Christmas, but it takes place during the end-of-year season.
>>729321182I was chipping at Trilogy this year. Beat the first and second game. Still have to get around to the third game. Seems to require a bit of memorization for some of the city layouts.
>>729332945>upside down psx[PTSD intensifies]
>>729315523so how's the Nakatoma Plaza game?
>>729325647i too love killing germans and i vomit when i see their blue eyes and light colored hair. praise our greatest ally israel.
>>729333210
i watched it last night and it was a comfy christmas eve watch. miserable 4chan people wanna call me redditor for that, go ahead. but it's a fun watch in December.
>>729332945>that golden toasted snesfuck mine is looking like that too. crazy how it just browns out even if its sitting in a dark closet for 20 years.
>>729332945
>>729333319I saw it for the first time last Christmas and reading this thread is hyping me to watch it again.II was good too, but slightly convoluted and over the top.III is dogshit honestly, not only because of Samuel L Jackson going on about racial tensions crap, but the whole thing just sucked. The riddles were kind of intense but that's just about it. Everything is even MORE convoluted than the last movie. Also it's a waste of Jeremy Iron's talents.
>>729321736>kill slip on Christmas instead of a movie closer to a Hallmark romance
>>729333715>samefagging because autocorrect killslop
>>729333685t. toilet bug
Why the fuck are people so hung up on Die Hard this year?
>>729333685yeah ive seen the whole series only once, but ive rewatched 1 a few times. it's the only one worth watching again. 3 is ok, 4 was asssss 2010s cringe. 5 lwas even more ass than 4.
>>7293336852 has a naked dude, thus is the best.
What the fuck is he doing!?
>>729333854Why the fuck do Die Hard fans think killing and shooting are Christmas themes?
>>729322438THAT was 33???wtf lol. I looked 22 or some shit at 33...man some people really aged different back then. He looks 43 or so in that pic
>>729320486>If Luke Skywalker wore a Santa hat for the entirety of the Empire Strikes Back, that wouldn't make it a Christmas movie.The Holiday Special is about Life Day because the Star Wars universe doesn’t celebrate Christmas. Luke wearing a nonsensical hat for a nonexistent holiday would be retarded.
>>729323247When the fuck is the last time it actually snowed in Southern California?
>>729333904
>christmas = snowA*nglos disgust me.
>>729333374Same shit with the OG Gameboy... fucking shitty ass plastic, all yellow'd up. And they say Nintendo makes """quality""" products lolDunno what kinda "Nintendium" they used for Snes and Gameboy but it suuuuuucks.
>>729320486By that logic, home alone and it's a wonderful life aren't Christmas movies either
>>729316032Yes. So good.
>>729316669Best post ITT.Yeah sure Parasite Eve DOES take place in Christmas and shit, but Fahrenheit/ Indigo prophecy is PEAK christmas comfyness. Those that didnt play it reaaally need to play it.
luv die hard films. english actors playing foreign bad guys and stealing the show
>QT desk girl hits on McClane in 2Damn girls in the 90's were thirsty>and too picky now fml
hot town summer in the city
>>729334260>A*nglos
die hard 2 on psx is great for the ludicrous gore - hit anyone with a shotgun - or better yet explosive shotgun or grenade and they turn into a red mist. Hell one of the bonus points sections even has the "no none escapes" if you kill everyone fleeing in time.
>>729335652>seething wh*teoid
>>729334607There is nothing comfy in some söish alien invasion. Cage stole parts of good movies and turned them into pure cringe slop
>>729322170is that just dynamite cop?
>>729336178It is dynamite cop. Any relation to die hard is pure coincidence ma guy.
>>729333685Die Hard 1 & 2 are the only real Die Hard films.The rest of them are just random action films staring Bruce Willis that they slapped the Die Hard label on. None of them were ever written to be a Die Hard sequel, including the second, but at least 2 felt like 1. None of rest of them feel like a Die Hard film. I especially dislike how 3, 4 and 5 shit all over John McClane. He's not supposed to be some luddite asshole that everyone hates. He's just a normal guy.
>all bad guys use the MP5>a G*erman gun
Remember the T-1000 dies in die hard 2.
Diddy Kong Racing
>X takes place during Christmas>OMG CHRISTMAS X
>>729336741https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2t4MBhGAg8
is it true that the die hard games are good?
>>729337017only dynamite cop and die hard trilogy 1 are good
>>729334568Fair, but they’re CLOSER to Christmas movies than Die Hard will ever be
die hard > jingle all the way
>>729316884It literally takes place on Christmas Eve during a Christmas party.
Die Hard is a shit movie.
>>729338985It's pretty good, but I haven't seen it in a long time.
>>729338985based zoomer
>>729333904I liked that scene (no homo) because it's a homage to Apocalypse Now, my favorite film, and it perfectly sets up how much more of a batshit threat the new villain is compared to Hans Jobber. He downs a plane full of passengers just to make a point which is (obviously unrealistic) metal as fuck.
>>729339025Zoomers would like Die Hard if they saw it because of all the explosions, but unfortunately they won't watch anything made before 2010 because they think it's "lame old people stuff"
>>729315523diehard christmas movie is a favorite topic of midwits. right up there with pineaplle pizza. the dullards never get tired of this shit
>>729339440Die Hard is too smart for zoomers anyway. All they'd get out of it is "lol explosions and guns so epic!!" and wouldn't even pick up on the subtext about Japan taking over the American economy.
>>729339440Die hard is toxic masculinity.
gremlins is the better non-christmas-movie christmas movie. there you go midwits, you can milk that one for a few decades now
>>729339765What the fuck is that?
>>729315523>What is considered the best Christmas game?Elf Bowling
>>729339767Gremlins is a xmas movie for fat people>dude, eat after midnight when you should be asleep>you fat fuck turn into a monster>om nom nom 100 slices of american cheese
>dude my favoriteChristmas movie is a violent action movie haha!mellenials are so gay it's unreal
>>729339830When you force men into unrealistic expectations of masculinity
>>729339884based onionswicked is life changing amirite?
>>729339765It's the opposite of that. The reason his marriage is on the rocks is because he can't handle that his wife is a successful girl boss and the film unambiguously declares him to be the bad guy there.
>>729339884You're like in the top 1% of zoomers because you're aware that violent action movies were a thing before the 2010s and they didn't only start with The Expendables. The amount of zoomers that actually like Die Hard must be even smaller, like the top .001%.
>>729332389Head-on ps2 > TM2 >>> Blackand i'm tired of pretending otherwise. Blacks level design is boring as hell, and is hard carried by the darker tone
>>729316089Obviously best reply
Die hard 2 on p[s1 supports the playstation mouse. Relevant for emulation.
>>729315523I don't remember
>>729340075no way faghead-on is good for sure but no part of it is great.TM2 best charactersTMB best styleTMPS3 best gameplayhead-on is like 6/10 on all fronts and tower tooth sucks balls. let alone hurr durr cousin edhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YmTagPKzP0
>>729339440>You listen to music before 2010, watch movies before 2010, and play video games before 2010? Ew, fuck off grandpa. Why does old stuff still exist? They should get rid of all the old stuff and only keep the new stuff. Why are zoomers like this? Why don't they give old stuff a chance? If they watched 80s action movies they would love them.
>>729339836its about black people. eating chicken, getting violent, not getting wet/being able to swim, and not being able to shutup in a movie theater
>>729321130DC in winter could've been great.
>>729322170The female cop was hot.
>>729340320>Why are zoomers like this?I don't think it's a zoomer thing. I grew up with millennials who refused to watch anything made prior to the year of their birth. They all hated Alien because "It's so old and the special effects look like shit!" I had to drag my friends kicking and screaming into watching Airplane! because "There's no way something that old would actually be funny!"
ONLY GOOD WINTER GAME IS WINTER ASSAULTMY LIFE FOR THE EMPEROR
>>729340645This, it's really more of a normie thing. It's also always been like this, kids in the 1950s thought classical music was lame and Elvis was better. It's just more prominent now because of the age of social media where every dipshit has a megaphone for their garbage opinions.
>>729340645
>>729339884Wasn't there a recent movie about Santa taking on terrorists or something?
>>729340980There was a South Park episode about that like 20 years ago.
I liked the part where one of the terrorists set up in a concessions stand and started helping himself to some candy.
>>729340980violent nightiirc it is 2 years old now but don't quote me
>>729315523Die Hard Nakatomi Plaza>>729320486Theme of redemption makes it a Christmas movie, faggot.>>729317101Xhe is 100% correct for the first time in xer life
>>729316884STOP!
>>729320486>If Luke Skywalker wore a Santa hat for the entirety of the Empire Strikes Back, that wouldn't make it a Christmas movieyes it would
>>729315523Bayonetta 2.
>>729316032He's right
>>729315523Christmas NiGHTS into Dreams (1996)
>>7293336853 is actually my favorite. Sad to hear you didn't like it.
>>729328470Somewhere in between, obviously. It was actually released just before Halloween, but I think the intended viewing is immediately after.
>>729334607First half is a murder mystery investigation, the second half is "lolwut wtf is this shit" tier
>>729316884This.
>>729334568Home Alone cannot function without ir being a Christmas movie, and it even hits themes found in the genre. Die Hard does not. This retarded joke has grown malignant.
>>729320486You're retarded, why would John McClane even go to a random party on the other side of the country if wasn't Christmas? The party was supposed to celebrate a big business deal, sure, but why would his wife's boss invite him and personally ask for a limusine to pick him up if it wasn't a special occasion? Do you even have a brain? How the fuck can you be this stupid?
>>729339884It's gay not because it's action but, but because it's a normalfags' opinion. If you want to be edgy boy say Tokyo Godfathers
>>729343603>but why would his wife's boss invite himHe didn't.His wife invited him. There's an implication he gave a non-committal response so she wasn't sure if he was coming or not. The limo was a gesture to Holly. She's a very valuable high level employee. We know the boss wasn't behind the flight because he's flying coach.
>>729316884Christmas magic saves the day at the end
>>729315523Calling Die Hard a Christmas movie is like fucking your grandma.
>>729316669>>729334607/thread
>>729344687My grandma was really pretty when she was young.
>>729344687>>729344725Well if she's a gilf...
>>729344687>30 years of experience condensed into a single moment
>>729342976>the second half is "lolwut wtf is this shit" tieryes its mega matrix KINO
