Expedition 33 fans really be like:>This is how you improve Elden Ring
I AM TIRED OF ROLLSLOP AND I WON'T PRETEND I AM NOT
>>729320895and i am even more tired of turn based snorebat
>>729320841I'd play this.
I'd play thisnever playing that gay french shit though
meanwhile every sane person likes both turn-based and action combat and likes a little variety in the games they play
>>729320841This looks fire. Let him cook.
>>729320895Been funny watching you niggas turn on Soulslop. I always thought it was shit. I felt like the biggest * PRANKED* low IQ orangutan when I let you trick me into getting a PS3 for $600 to experience "the return of true gaming". And then its just boring as fuck.
>>729320841>Glintstone Dragon instead of The Fallen Agape Wyvern of Hegemon AgamemnonWeak edit.
>>729321109>mage and archer attack during knight's turn>archer flings a round projectile from the TIP OF THE BOW instead of shooting an arrowDo better.
>>729321260The only people turning on it are /v/ hipsters. The games still sell gangbusters and have a growing audience
>>729321181>every sane person likes both turn-basedI have a few friends who are not interested in E33 because of the game play.
>>729321260most people still love soulslikes and fromsoft, retard. some loud contrarians are not indicative of actual opinions. similar to how E33 is beloved here despite the loud contrarian buckbroken shitskins suggesting otherwise.
>>729321260Elden Ring really showed the rollslop fatigue was there for a good reason
>>729320841no one said that though
>>729321413Then they're not sane, DUH
>>729321109AMAZING SIR WHERE CAN I PLAY
>>729320895you control the buttons you press.
>>729320965>'tired' of a genre that barely exists in 2025.986doesn't sound very genuine, mon ami!
I think a fromsoft turn based rpg could be cool if only because miyazaki would make it difficult like old SMT games and it would probably filter e33 fans
>>729320965underage faggot>>729321413why are you friends with dumb zoomers? anyone who hates turn-based games inherently has a a worthless opinion about rpgs
>>729321335>archer flings a round projectile from the TIP OF THE BOW instead of shooting an arrowits called fantasy, retard.
>>729321682>old SMT gamesSeen the same tiles in endless dungeons that go nowhere is not fun, sorry buddy. Old SMT sucks
>>729321706It's funny because only people who dislike turn-based games think E33 has good combat.
>>729320841>no rollslop spam>devs actually forced to write lore and dialogue interactions that makes sense>magic actually works instead of roll+r1 spamMiyazaki probably has night terrors about this image.
>>729321992cope
>>729320841Yes. Dodge in place instead of rolling should be the standard going forward even in action games.
>>729321969Yeah it does suck but they were challenging.
>>729320841I would actually play this.
>>729320841not enough store assets
>>729322434it wasn't too long ago you faggots were complaining that Elden Ring reused too many assets
>>729320841not saying it's going to improve, but a game like that would be cool, but not with character's side by side in a row, always either staying or getting back there but something like FFX-2's system that they move through the battlefield as they attack and don't get back to their place.
>>729322364Treating an ingrown toenail was much more challenging and rewarding that anything SMT 1 or 2 could give me.They were absolute fucking bores
>>729322434are store assets the key to making top tier kino?
>>729320965Then don't fucking play turn based rpgs you retarded shitskinRollslop is infecting all types of games
All you need is an option to pause and select things during real time combat. Ironically, the FF7 remakes got it right in spite of everyone saying FF is dead.
>expedition 33>fanslol
>>729320841>4 niggers in a line>only 3 health/stamina bars
>>729320841Reduce it to 2 characters and make the turn based combat position based and you have the next unanimous GOTY.
>>729322813are you 11 years old
>>729322852Furtive Pygmy... so easily forgotten... forgive me Zanzibart...
imagine getting filtered by the gargoyles and still being mad about it 15 years later
>>729320841well, you can't make it worse
>>729322884that's an insult to 11 year Olds
>>729320895wow what a brave, independent, and free-thinking opinion! no way this could possibly be contrarianism!
>>729323065Truth
>>729320841that looks cool as hell
>>729320841I'd play the shit out of it not gonna lie
I like E33 and ER. Now what?
>>729322884>>729323071sirs the freemason game is very good, please redeem it
>>729323065ready?
>>729320841Let's see Ranni's feet before I make a decision.
>>729320841I'd like the Recluse more than Ranni
>>729320895True, next game better have sekiro combat, but improved
>>729320841>blows intense fire breath at the whole line>they flinch, some by falling to one knee, others by crossing their arms in front of their chest>particle effects subside>they all return to their default positions>act like nothing happened afterward
>>729321109is this the true power of AI?I thought grok was better than this
>The Third Age
>>729320841>Fromsoftfags finally meeting someone more obnoxious than them
>>729323552>flames engulfing the whole area>...>*MISS*
>>729323707>fromsoft haters finally meeting someone more obnoxious than them (E33 haters)true
>>729320841I'd play it
>>729322149With what?
>>729321109Wow looks just like E33 animations
>>729320841>improve Elden RingIt would be easier to make a new game, you can't save this dumpsterfire.
>>729320841I'm very okay with this. From hasn't made anything worth playing after Dark Souls 1.
>>729321706>anyone who hates turn-based games inherently has a a worthless opinion about rpgsno, if you like turn based it's because you got stockholm syndrome from playing subpar and technologically limited prototypes in the 90s, which have no business being made today
agreed, elden ring is an absolute abortion of a game and the distillate of everything wrong with fromsoft post-DeS
>>729322884uhhhh why do you want to know that?@FBI
>>729321002tpbpa Fromsoft JRPG would be kino
>>729324294>look at meee I'm being a dumb retard on /v/ok now what, retard?
>>729322683You know SÖVL is the absolute most important thing for a game to have. The brown masses don't have a soul, they don't understand it or obtain it and it's hard for them to even recognize it. So they turn on it, hate it, try to vilify it, smear it with their filthy brown shit and try to take down whatever has it. Vile, miserable and ugly godless creatures. Sometimes they resemble us but they're just demons wearing a toasted brown skin.
Who's the fourth guy, there's only 3 party members
>>729324981he's a zanzibartlet so he doesn't get a name/icon
>>729320895Then don't roll. DS3 is the only real rollslop game.
>>729325081>*DS2
>>729324941this was a nice dive into the psyche of the E33 hater on /v/
>>729324981guest npc
>>729325081Elden Cockring is the epitome of rollslop
>>729320841the absolute subhumans.
>>729322771Then don't fucking play rollslop you retarded shitskin
>>729322126>Magic actually worksAs in, not overpowered as shit? I sincerely hope you don't think magic is weak in ANY of these games.
>>729322683Assets are an absolute obstacles that limit the appeal of games no matter how good or bad they are.
If magic isnt OP then whats the point
>>72932158720 years of turn based dog shit dungeon is enough
>>729322434>FromSoft repurpose things they's already made and simply make tweaks to them in order to fit with the current game they are makingBAAAAAAAD.>French nepobaby buys preset assets they never made, uses AI to help develope other parts of their game, and make a piss easy baby turn based game where the math doesn't even matter, so basically they did no work themselvesGOOOOOOD.
>>729320841I'd actually play Elden Ring if it was like this kek
>>729325360>FromSoft repurpose thingsThey fucking reused the giants all over the fucking game. Not a single enemy in E33 is reused through the main story in their respective dungeons, the only times that happens is with Chromatic variants, or secondary dungeons after beating the main story.Please kill yourself
>>729325185There are literal half a dozen alternatives ro tolling in the game I can come up with off the cuff. You're actually fuckibg retarded if you think Elden Ring is rollslop.>Quickstep>Endure>Shields+Guardcounters>Defends MAXXing + HP regen MAXXing>Chain staggers>Spirit AshesAll of these flavors and you choose to be a salty bitch.
>>729325654ok now fight Consort Radahn without rolling or a broken build
>>729320841Turnslop is so boring and repetitive. First Baldur's Gay 3 and now Expedition QTE winning all the awards, next thing you know Final Faggotry is gonna stop attempting to make a hit action-RPG and instead go back to the safe and boring turnslop, the industry is in a downward spiral.
>>729321181Exactly. I just don't like dogshit examples of either, like Elden Ring or Expedition 33.
>>729325654God all of those fucking suck unless you are massively overleveled, everyone and their mother rushed bleed when the game came out because dealing with the actual mechanics of the game was shit
>>729320841You know, if that was the case I would've played those games, maybe even enjoy them.
>>729322204You're describing God Hand.
>>729323065>>729323129>this guy who's never been mentioned until just now is actually kind of my rival>also we're just strong enough to fight him right this second, what a coincidence>also I'm immortal but could never beat him beforeI honestly can't remember the last time I played a game that had this much disconnect between storytelling and gameplay mechanics. It's terrible.
>>729321109FROMSOFT HIRE THIS GUY
>>729321109this will be indian games in 2030
>>729325654Which one of these is a get out of jail free card that every single build always has access to that works against every single enemy attack?
>>729321587>my knowledge of RPGs begins and ends with Final FantasyYou retards begging for turn based games and whining that none of them exist are exhausting.
>>729326961spirit ashes
>>729321109fucking retard
>>729320841>>729321109Thats just final fantasy with soulsring paintjob. What is so fucking special about final fantasy combat? Just stay in place and watch animations. Perfect for anyone who cannot into actual action-based combat.
>>729325725I first tried him with a spear and a greatshield.
>>729328020erm if you can beat consort radahn with it then it's a broken build sorry them's the rules
>>729320841I would probably play it if they removed the rollslop and made a story that isn't schizophrenic babble, yeah.
>>729321109This is why 32 gigs of RAM costs 500 dollars.
>>729320841GUYS! Only 3 days into this game and i uninstalled all other games in my phone.
>>729320841Haven't played Astroturfed33, but I'd be interested in a turn-based souls game.
>>729329365E33 basically is a turn-based souls game. That's what I kept thinking while playing it. It's literally what you are interested in.
AYO UNC WE GOT THAT NEW NOSTAGLIA GAMEPLAY JUST FOR YOUYou're welcome
>>729320841Excuse me that's actually a black souls clone
>>729329445Really? It looks so cheap visually, judging from gameplay I've watched. The art style looks like visual vomit with little to no cohesion.
>>729328569Normies think it's really cool and awesome and worth it btw. You better get ready for the future anon!
>>729321109SAAR VERY COOL SAAR WHERE GO PLAY THIS SAAR?
>>729329525>20s straight of the same animation>counterattack apparently doing a lot of damage, actually only does like 1% of the healthbarwhat the fuck is this shitthere's no fucking way people play this tedious bullshit
>>729329615>The art style looks like visual vomit with little to no cohesion.I thought you liked From Softtware's output.
>>729329820Their games aren't perfect when it comes to visuals but at the very least the art style is coherent.
>>729329751you really think that a webm meant to mock the game isn't a cherry picked example? is this your like first time on 4chan
>>729329751>actually only does like 1% of the healthbarHe thinks the parry on that boss does any damage Kek no one tell him
>>729330050>Cherry pickedBro it shouldn't exist at all
>>729330203why would you think this is the most optimal way to handle this enemy
>>729320895I call turn based “combat” calculator slop
>>729320841>Forgive me.. Zanzibart..kino
>omg the music is so good>listen to it>EEESH NEENER NEENER NAAAAAA
>>729320841seriously though, you guys don't think this would be cool?
ER and E33 are both art.
>>729331379It could be but they can never match what imagination is currently cooking up and I fantasize about it.
AI will fucking ruin this site
Unironically looks better than the original.
>>729329627>normiesshut up, tranny. You will never be normal anyway.
>>729320841kek
>>729320895This. I'm so FUCKING sick of soulslikes.
>>729329751It's a gimmick boss, there's like three of them in the game. The gimmick is all he does is bounce, and the number of bounces increases every turn until he literally blows up. He's just an endurance run. The game's still braindead but Grosse Tete is basically just a meme example.
>>729321682Show me you beating Simon without a yt build
>>729331379It would be amazing, op is exactly why games are shit
>>729331379>>729331832>>729334615It exists, and it is called Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.
>>729331379No it would actually be pretty cool and would seamlessly work well with the established souls formula.I'd also be pretty cool if summoning in a turn based souls also gave you temp party members for boss fights or online features like sending your own summon sign to be temp party members in other peoples games.It's a charming idea that would sell and I'd like it a lot.
>>729320895>>729320841This is why FF7 rebirth is peak. Real time with Pause is superior.
>>729320841>ELDEN RING: LIKE A DRAGON
>>729325193I know you're a shitskin because you cant fucking read english dumb fucking poop skinned jeet
>>729322771Expedition 33 is a turn based movie for npcs.
>>729320841Black Souls 1 and 2 already was soulsbornekiroring but jrpg dumb nigger
>>729320841you have to be 18 to post here
>>729336268cope
>>729320895>>729320965how do you faggots get tired of games that you don't even play? this is like me saying i have sports game fatigue because they exist even though i don't acknowledge them whatsoever
>>729320841Elden Ring as JRPG would be kino, especially if you could romance Ranni, Millicent, or Melina
>>729341140this
>>729320841That looks kino. That's the only way fromshittery would make me play their shit games.
>>729320841Casuals don't even want to know the difference between turn based and action rpg, they only want the same popular game over and over until they get bored.
>>729322683Is this game entirely store assets? Including the mc sprites?
>>729328569fucking worth it lole
>>729340873Because, my little niglet, Elden Ring is the epitome of rolllslopAnd it got me fed up with it.
>>729321109I was expecting the dragon to grow tits
>>729329751It's a superboss that you encounter twice in 90 hours of playtime
>>729320841Epic Battle Fantasy 5 has better gameplay than any Souls game.
>>729320841>Implying rollslop isn't a turnbased game disguised as an ARPGYeah I just LOVE being forced to only attack after specific enemy moves so they don't do some bullshit input reading.
>>729326292There is literally no such thing as being "overleveled" in this game unless you are farming runes, and even then the games except a certain amount of it. You and your ilk are literally pic related personified.
>>729329525>E33fags will bitch about 20 chain attacks in Elden Ring (it's 3-5 with windows to weave your own counter hits in, and some that can be broken with a parry that is immediately rewarded with a critical strike), yet gas this shit up.
cuck bros ..
>>729345727>rich dude made good game so game is badcomrade... your cope is showing.
>>729345916>e33>goodi'll stick to ff7
>>729345727having connections is a good thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGy-EYQ7ll0
>>729320841I'd play it, Fromsoft's level design is peak.
>>729346141good idea. resetera loves that game and hates capitalism. you'll fit right in.
>Elden Ring is 4 years old, people talk about it daily>DeS, DaS and Bloodborne are all over 10 years old and people still talk about them endlessly>after the brief E33 meme awards and its AI controversy, nobody will talk about it ever same shit like Horizon, TLOU2, Ragnarok and othersWhy do people even care?
>>729346385ETERNAL REMINDER:compare /v/'s reaction to Elden Ring winning GOTY in the live thread vs Ej33t winning:Elden Ring (2022) - https://arch.b4k.dev/v/chunk/620470206/500/56/Ej33t (2025) - https://arch.b4k.dev/v/chunk/728138691/500/58/>Elden Ring reaction:>post after post, page after page of genuine jubilation and gloating about it beating god of my wife's sonslopCompared to>Ej33t reaction:>tumbleweed, a couple of obviously inauthentic shills trying to drum up "sw33p" as a forced meme and anons saying it's an industry plant gameLMAO ej33ts, how do we recover from this humiliation?
>>729346508both good games, but only one upset you and im interested as to why. was it the lack of transexuals in e33? marika isn't trans btw and ywnbaw.
>>729346673if /v/ doesn't care about a game it's not good
>>729321413>>729321706I am not interested because of the gameplay, I enjoy turn based games and action games but I dislike the blend of the two in e33. I want turn based games to be tactical like bg3 and I want action games to be real time like elden ring, I don't want to be dodging/parrying in a turn based game.
>>729324517they actually made one for the 360, Enchanted Arms
>>729346772/v/ hates elden ring so i will disregard their opinion on what is good.
>>729320965Name all the turn based RPGs that came out this year. I’ll wait. FAGGOT
>>729320841>Defend isn't replaced with "Roll"shit Elden Ringgers in a row game.
>>729320841would play the shit out of this desu
>>729347016/v/ is passionate about elden ring, notice I said "cares" not "thinks is good or bad"nobody here actually cares about e33
>>729341596would've been good if it was furry babes
>>729345727>no you have to be le queer living off scraps to make a good gameI just care about the end product not if the dev cut their dick or not
>>729321109Kinoooooooooooooooooooorollfags BTFO
>>729347629>they/them says while seething about it in an e33 thread and going out of his way to find you tube comments that agree with himshouldn't you be practicing your gdq speedrun instead of embarrassing yourself in front of strangers, troon?
>>729320841I'd actually play a turn based RPG if it looked like that. I can't stand CRPGs with teams composed 90% of teenagers and people dressed in obnoxious gay outfits that make them look like a theater troop instead of a team of fighters (this includes E33). Can't stand weebshit and artsy shit when it comes to games about fighting.
>>729348094*TBRPG not CRPG
>>729348064>schizo headcanonhiring the best saars to shill the forgotten goty i see
>>729320841Unironically this looks very interesting to me.
>>729348221why where you watching an e33 video, anon? You seem very passionate about e33. obsessed to a trans-like degree, even.
>>729348407you are obsessed with marketing a turd lmao
>>729348094>CRPGs>teenagersget out of /v/ zoomzoom
>>729320841>go to some frozen heart area>get softlocked by some fire mob with a hammer>look it up and people say the newest update broke an entire enemy and others have the same issue
>>729320841at least it would probably have coherent lore
>>729348443didn't answer my question, i accept that you are passionate about e33 and care about it deeply.
>>729348926>12 minutes to replynot paying you enough rupees to get this btfo? kek
>>729321682They made at least a few already, anon. There's Enchanted Arms as an example, and the (unfortunately JPN only) King's Field Additional 1 and 2. They probably have more I'm forgetting. I never got around to the Card RPGs they did on gamecube, are those turn based? >>729321969Nothing wrong with getting lost in a labyrinth, that shit's a blast and always fun in SMT or Wizardry. That being said I would like to see more dungeon crawlers have more unique walls either just to break up the monotony or to work as subtle clues or hints.
>counting the seconds til my replyvery passionate indeed
>even more schizo headcanonimagine what the graph for "mentions of elden ring vs mentions of e33" will say over the next year
>imagine thing that hasn't happenedkek. so passionate he/they has started making schizo head cannons.
>>729320895you control the games you install.
>>729349250nta but stop humiliating yourself
>>729320841Yes.
>>729321109>grokUse Sora
>>729321109I would rather still play Lotr The Third Age
>>729349313i meant he/they as a transgender slur. you don't have to pretend to be 2 people now.
>>729349382"slur"at least try to fit in marketer nigger
>>729348952you've now spent the entire afternoon and evening on Christmas seething about a game that you haven't played yet supposedly hate. the damage this game did to your fragile brown psyche truly needs to be studied
>>729349426you're getting frustrated
>>729348407>>729348443Answer the question.
>>729334461Show me your yt skin with timestamp
>>729349450damn i was btfo... january 2026 i wont forget this btfoing. though something else will be forgotten though though
>>729349450>>729349490>>729349496>marketer troonjeet got the whole brahmin squad to show up to defend his sad little turdlmao>>729349496answer the question in>>729346508first nigger :)
Bro spent Christmas watching people glaze E33 on YouTube and seething about it on /v/.
>>729320841Genuinely speaking, how the fuck is it not going to end exactly like this? Elden Ring is already too fucking hard unless you summon ashes. It's either going turn-based like Yakuza or making the game outright impossible to beat.
>>729349564>schizo zoomer wiggerspeak interspersed with schizo headcanon
>>729349503to say you were btfo would be the understatement of the millennium. anti-E33jeets literally got buckbroken and mindbroken to a degree i've not witnessed in 20 years of visiting this shithole
>>729349596>Elden Ring is already too fucking hard unless you summon ashesWhat the fuck?
>>729349615truthbomba. im going to remember this mega btfoing into february 2026. unlike something else kek
>>729321260>retarded consoleoid is confusing the screeching of /v/ shitposters with the opinion of society at large againYou're a fucking moron. Even on /v/ people like you are a minority.
I didn't play this video game. But if there's one thing it did do, that was BTFOing Final Fantasy 16, Square Enix executives (Basically anyone who said turn-based was dying)
>>729349547You're crashing out lil bro.
Dark Souls turnbased RPG might be cool honestly. Or turn based strategy.If Fromsoft is gonna sellout making battle royale slop most of a decade after that was popular they may as well throw out some other shit too.
>another e33 gonna hit bump limit thanks to impotent seething
>>729349739vladimir putinyou'd better be scared
>>729349634I've said my piece. Malenia and DLC Radahn are too fucking hard for the average player (including me) but the game lets you cheese the shit out of them but that's not very fun in the long run.From has been one-upping their difficulties and they've reached the genre's limit.
>>729349773mysterious illness has afflicted gamerkind. it's called "goty amnesia" and it seems everygamer has forgotten what game won goty 2025. expert scientists cannot explain the phenomenon
>>729320841how do you unironically make turn based hard without making it too unfair or RNG dependent
>>729346508Extra Eternal Reminder:E33's development started during Trump's first presidency, so they tried making a game that appeals to chuds because the pendulum was swinging back or some shit, but also appeasing ESG DEI shit to get funding. Sandfall literally tried recruiting staff from Reddit and /r_theDonaldRichard Broche single-handedly made Trump lose the 2020 election because his inept son couldn't finish the game in time even with AI. It wouldn't be until 2024 when AI got better Guillaume would get be able to finish the game.The game was "inspired" by tons of jrpgs. So the game ended up being a Frankenstein's monster mishmash of chud-shit, lgbtranny-shit, french-shit, blacked-shit, jrpg-shit, melodramatic millennial writing and most importantly AI-slop.>>729349869You make bosses/mobs with gimmicks, so you have to use your brain instead of just using your strongest spells/skills.IE in FF bombs explode if you hit than too many times or if you can't kill them fast enoughOr killing mobs in a certain order so the battles aren't drawn out too long, like killing the healer first.
>>729350145yeah e33 is le epic chud hyperboreans just like us
>>729350145>actually the game was made by rich daddy>actually they needed esg fundingCan't even keep your copes straight KEK
>>729349773Funny how E33 threads that are just faggots circlejerking eachother die with less than 100 replies. It's almost as if the 2 fans of E33 get tired of samefagging all day.>>729349839Wtf are you talking about? I clearly remember Blue Prince winning GOTY.
>>729346508Now post BG3 winning GOTY and BTFO TotK tendie
>>729320841>Oh no people like more than one thing>My autism can't handle thisWhat is the actual reason not to play with both games?
>>729350298>b-but le what about...cope
>>729350235>getting govt funding and high interest loans is trashy when you're poor>getting govt funding and low interest loans is bougie when you're richRich people tend not to use their own money when they can, they'll just use their connections.
>>729349119>the card RPGs on gamecubethat would be Lost Kingdoms 1 and 2not turnbased, you play as a card-summoner and you have a customizable deck that you fight withwatch a video or two they were both fantastic games
>>729350253you would know exactly what happens in e33 threads because you're in all of them. some would say it's your passion.
>>729321335>>mage and archer attack during knight's turnBuilds like that are typically really good in turn based games, retard. Ever heard of turn economy?
>>729350316Because one is a game and the other is a movie game. I can watch the movie game on youtube.>>729350431Some would say a Christ-like passion to cast out the demons infesting this board.>>729321335>>729350462Knight used his special ability, roust, to get multiple party members to attack together.
>>729350145>e33 bad cus trump badNever beating those tranny allegations.
>>729350602I never said Trump was bad. Though the shills are literally chuds that are obsessed with convincing others that they are white, yet refuse to ever post their skin with a timestamp.
>>729350145>grrr E33 uses AI so I must hate it now>let's see what I should say....LE DRUMPF!
>>729350145
>>729350145>dat schizo headcannonSomething something judge E33 by it's enemies.
>>729350691>>729350748>>729350602>>729350372>>729350824I must have really struck a nerve with my shitposting, if have to samefag this much. LMAO.
>>729350840Whoops accidentally quoted myself. Too much eggnoggies.Meant to include >>729350235
>>729350840uh oh here come the tranny delusions (ywnbaw)
>angytranny mass replykekkypow
>>729320841It wouldn't take that much to fix ER, just completely remake the game without all the PS4 limitations holding the devs back from creating what they had originally intended.
>>729320841>still mad about an award he "doesn't care about"
>>729320841Imagine pic related with link playing in the backgroundhttps://files.catbox.moe/mgcekw.mp4
>>729320841Not really an E33 fan but I would kill for more difficult jrpg style games.
>>729320841>>729351032whoa this is pretty epic ngl
>>729351032penis music
>>729321260i only hate everyone else thinking they need to make their own dark souls, i hope fromsoft makes rollslop until i die.
MFW I just bought E33 to dab on the Kojimbofags crying about AI. The deluxe edition too, hon hon hon
>>729328569worth itdoes anyone actually think it isn't? I know lefties are desperate for ammo against AI but they don't even know what ram is lmao.anyone who likes AI isn't going to whine too much about ram prices spiking up for a bit. pc gamers already have ram too
>>729351153You could have just dabbed on them by posting your white skin with timestamp
>>729351250it is not worth it at all
>>729350145>>729350691I love how I'm super pro AI and think E33 looks like fucking shit. I'm ever on the side of myself alone....
>>729351252he doesn't need to do that. we already know that he's White because he bought a game by Whites for Whites.
>>729351153based
>>729351252Too lazy but your attempt to call me a nigger just encourages me to leave a positive review on the game.
>>729351323yes it is, if you wouldn't trade some minor inconvenience for ram upgraders for AI you are actually evil
>>729320841>zanzibartYOOOOOO!!!!
>>729351478AI is the antichrist and Altmann will burn in hell for crimes against humanity.
From experimented with various types of games on the ps2 era, I know rollslop is their cash cow but I wish they would do something original again.
>>729351341I'm not anti-AI, just anti-shit-taste. You know how there's that one fag that learned how to use AI and he spams all of his gens in every thread? That's kind of how I feel about E33 shills.>>729351463>>729351153Okay post proof of purchase with timestamp.
>enter e33 thread>contrarian schizos mumbling to themselves about trump, chuds, etc.how did e33 mindbreak people THIS hard?
>>729350375That sounds cool, I'll have to check em out.
>>729351632>enter e33 thread>say some stupid shit>get my (You)sShills can't help themselves. LOL.
>>729351597>shitskin faggot who hasn't even played the game demands receipts from others you can't make this shit up. Guillaume Broche literally turned this pajeets brain to scrambled eggs
>>729351632something to do with izzat
As a Bethesdrone that loves Fallout 76 E33 is fucking based
>>729351741I pirated the game and deleted after playing 30 minutes. Post receipts Sis. Spill the tea.
>>729350748Stop using pics of this dude, he got helped and stopped trooning.
>>729351818>mad at game made by white people because party has no niggers>steals>chimps outkek
>>729351818>I pirated the game and deleted after playing 30 minuteskek, and you expect anyone to believe you're White with a sovl detector that's that defective? you're brown. you are the color of feces. you will never be welcome here.
>>729351578>AI is the antichrist what does this mean>Altmann will burn in hell for crimes against humanity.hopefullybarely anything to do with AI though
lune a cute
>>729352038>>729352020>think game is gay based off of trailers>shills hype it on /v/>give game a try>game is gay as fuck>literally sovless AI-slopI bet the AI gens gave them sexy white big titty bitches in skimpy outfits, but they downgraded everything to appease Larry Fink.>B-b-but they killed all the colored people in the beginning of the gameSorry they still bent the knee. They bent over and let Larry Fink gape them.
If you hate E33, you hate JRPGs. Simple as that
>>729352196>If you hate E33, you hate JRPGs. Simple as thatWhat does it mean when I think E33 is mediocre and I only hate the shills?
>>729352192>colored peoplekek why are you a nigger?
>>729340873Sports games are different and exist in their own little pocket away from regular video games. They are played by sports fans rather than gamers. Soulslikes are the majority of serious action games being released now. Did you watch TGA? At least half of the games revealed for next year are dodge/parry melee combat games. It's the new meta for game development. Unreal Engine, third person melee combat, dodge rolls, medieval dark fantasy, color palette of grey/black/brown, PS4 quality graphics, job done. Either that or live service multiplayer tactical FPS.
>>729352314Sorry "painted" people.
>>729352304What are your top 5 jrpgs?
>>729320841I tried clair for like 30 minutes. It's literally just a shitty UE5slop moviegame. Am i going fucking insane? You cant even turn off upscaling properly. What is happening? It's NOT a video game. WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO VIDEOGAMES IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS
>>729351032based
>>729352374Why are you answering my question with a question?I don't have a top 5. I don't rank the games I like, I just like them.KH, FF, DIS, VC, SB, NIER etc>>729352480You gotta buy the remake/definitive edition that's going to be released in 3 years.
>>729352196Love JRPGsHate E33(western slop, literally illuminati bullshit)
>>729352196they can't actually hate E33 because they haven't played it. they hate the idea of it because they are darkies that lack sentience.
>>729320841Final Fantasy if it was good.
>>729352480JRPGs have existed for near 40 years and most of them have a way higher ratio of dialogue vs combat than Expedition 33. Go try Metaphor, there's a bunch of stalling dialogue before, after, and in between every single thing you do. And then there are reems upon reems of dialogue and cut scenes for every story beat in the game, to where you can be waiting for literally an hour before you get control of your character again. This happens numerous times throughout. And that is not even a particularly egregious example, some games have it worse than that.
>>729352731>>729352196lmao samefag
>>729320841RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
>everyone who hates ue5slop is brown/jeet?Ue5 is and always has been the poojeet engine you dumb cunt. And france is fucking dead, a wasteland of hideous thirdworlders now
>>729352808>brings up dialogue vs combat ratio out of nowhereHaving imaginary conversations in your head again? Forgot to take your pills today?
>antishills making sure there is always a e33 thread on front pageThese brownoids are gunning for my shilling job lmao.
>>729353065Pretty sure he's talking about the comment about moviegames. Moviegames are where you don't have control of your character and are forced to watch interactions with other characters. I haven't played E33 but I remember golden sun was full of that shit combined with yes/no decisions that did fuck all and changed nothing.
>>729351463>>729351252Im convinced, aint no niggas posting monty python gifs, this nigga is wh*te
>>729353275Here we go. Googled one and found this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhOL5oVRhuMFourteen fucking minutes of talking. Jesus Christ. I liked the gameplay but the fucking story dragged on forever.
>>729320841That UI isn't twisted and slanted enough and the font too readable to be on the level of expedition 33, persona , metaphor
>>729353396>won't post skin with timestamp>won't post receipts with timestampI'm convinced. This nigga stole a copy of E33 from walmart.
>>729321413Same but it's because of the QTE slop and not being a true turn based
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>>729346781>I want turn based games to be tactical>tfw don't get time to drink and snack inbetween turns waiting for enemy to do his thing>gotta parryslopI wish the harshest of death's upon corporatefags learning about player engagement. Please respect my time.
>>729353983y is kot already nekid hwen fish?
ad bumping while samefag is spread thin between the multiple e33 threads
>>729320841more like:>Let me stand still whilst you hit me with a sword then I will roll a dice to see if my magic wand does enough damage to kill you!
