>all my friends who didn't have it before Christmas have it now
bless

>New anons will discover the susie blowjob paddocks

ill make a paddock at 6pm if nobody else wants to

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LET'S RACE!

>>729327327
so how many hours left? my time zone is different sorry

>>729330445
10 minutes

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opening a paddock
paddock id: LHLVG1
pass: 1488

amiibo welcome to train

>>729331972
paddock says pass is 0000
guess 1488 isnt allowed

paddock is 3/32 so far

>lost by 0.04 milliseconds
just fuck my shit up man

>fell off the stage all 3 laps
JUST

>Air Ride with HP
good thing i didn't choose paper star this time

PADDOCK 5/32

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g'day mates

Air ride is way more fun with hp on wtf

Retirement races are fun.

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Here and ready for some gigantic ass

bump

>caught on the laser gate pushing me down
end my life

Night anons.

every fucking cpu had a battle chariot lol
i think this game might be a little unbalanced

did the game lag out tremendously for anyone else or was it just me

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humpter
>>729336353
yes

>>729336353
i had no problems in my match

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>>729324730
Merry Christmas! I'll try and join next time when I get a chance but I'm happy to see that the /v/addocks are still going strong.

I always miss everything in gourmet race...

gonna head out to have food with family
thanks for the few hours and merry christmas to all

>>729337632
You ain't fat, you ain't nothin

Would you rather drink the yellow, red or green drink at the paddock food area?

There’s actually a lot of Christmas players right now to the point where city trial matchmaking seems to actually match based on race power/class, since I was put together with 4 other rainbow ranks and a bunch of indigo and violets until it had to put in some reds. It also felt like a slaughter as three of the rainbow ranks got legendary machines lol.

>>729339496
The yellow drink is the least full for a reason

>>729339496
Pineapple seems to be the most popular

I have to say, I used to love your funny videos when I was a kid btw

>>729340612
Who

>>729340612
Thanks, glad to hear. Hope you're enjoying life as much as you did back then.

Play Top Ride, you cowards.

>>729341413
Post it then

Is the paddock still up?

>>729341775
ya i just joined theres like 8 of us

Leo felt awful for that.

>>729340574
But maybe every other one needed refills because they were more popular, red could be the better bet.

I don't know what it is about the button challenges where the legendary machines just become uncontrollable messes, I did a round with Dragoon once and it just felt like I spent the whole match getting airtime I didn't want

I'll probably join in like 30 minutes if the paddock is still up.

Who is getting their asswhooped by gigantes

That whole fucking trial only gave me 2 speed.
Fuck me

alex what happened you had formula it was a layup

>>729342464
I fucked it into like 10 lasers at once lmao

>>729342538
I also choked with formula that round

Nice Loading...

/v/irby stop hogging the bandwidth!

Is this due to /v/irby joining without his madam?

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So indiscriminate he's attacking the lobby
I'm proud

>>729342709
We’re stuck on a loading screen but it could be anyone’s fault.

uhhhhhh

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I closed the game and rejoined.
Do the same.

>>729342761
I dc'd manually before my other post, so it probably isn't me if you all are still not playing

>>729342806
Yep

>>729324730
no one's playing your $80 garbage tendie slop

>>729343029
>11 people aren't playing video games on the video game board right now according to this guy
wtf have I been doing then

Team Relay is fun.

"I need to do my best for my team this lap!"
Do my worst lap ever...

>>729343753
ya!

>>729343835
This track is rough for Rex Wheelie anyway so don’t worry about it. That formula star basically gets a free win after you’re shot out of the cannon.

>>729343835
Same but my amiibo placed me so far back a UFO spawned right on the third lap

>>729343753
I wasn't really sold on it during the directs but actually getting to play it, it's a great way to spice up normal races

Wow that Waddle Dee was fast

I swear the jet star has done better for me in the past...

On the way with my autistic waddle dee.

I sold so immaculately in 2 different relays, crazy

I didn't get the santa hat...

>>729344270
theres still time

>>729344270
you got time, it doesn't take a full hour to complete

>>729344270
Event got moved back due to a bug, it should be running now if you want to work towards it

I'll be back once my child has a hat.

how many players in vaddock

>>729344851
12 including /v/irby

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That was fucking stupid, lmao.

>tank star
>Target flight
Oh my god I'm so sorry lmao

Spent most of my evening playing DQ1, time to join the paddock with my effectively-newborn Bandana amiibo

I'm happy!

>2 amiibo
cool wtf

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im back from christmassing

>>729345391
Original or HD 2D?

>the hydra clipped into the halberd and i couldnt hop on it

fucking cool man whatever

I wanted to use my Special but the game fucking locked me in on a Swerve Star and the Hydra I dismounted got stuck in the Halberd what the FUCK

>>729345783
HD2D, beat the original a while ago but I loved 3 HD2D so I was really interested in 1+2, very nice Christmas gift

Who was getting the best head?

I got like two more rounds in me since I got work tomorrow

It's been so good to be back

>>729345926
Nice. The 1 remake is really cool but they put way too much effort into 2. It has no right being as good as it is since the original 2 kind of sucks.

dq is so cozy

That round was really laggy. I got teleport killed.

>jap got smoked with 1 second left on the clock
O O F

At 1500 points. Almost got the hat then I'll rejoin.

>>729346550
bitch

XMAS RICKS

I made sure the two bots were on separate teams and they’re both the 2nd racer so they shouldn’t mess things up.

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>got some eggnog
>racin’ with /v/ros
It’s a good christmas evening

my bandana-wearing son is so fucking retarded the game gave him pity UFO what the fuck man

Oh NO the waddle dee Amiibo is turning the wrong way into corners!

sorry guys i dont know checker knights that well yet

Did Rick actually get stuck in that wall or is spectator that laggy

>>729347014
If it was me then the wall was down and then I tried to go past but then it popped up so I couldn't avoid it, I sold 2nd place and maintained 3rd, rocky cleaned up

paddock status 14/32 players

This might be my last one for now, this has been very fun though

>>729347160
same and same

About to rejoin once I put the hat on my son.

Goodnight, /v/addock

I hopped on Leo but the game lagged and it registered it being destroyed first.

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That's right, you better not join, Cowards.

9?

>>729347750
Only 9 players in the paddock now

>>729347717
Given there was only 2 in high jump, everyone must have done skydive lol

>>729347750
Anon forgot the amiibo...

A solid final match

That leo was mine, I kept trying to lock on for the ride but I think lag or one person pushed me 3 times, I blame you starman

>>729347717
Funny enough I was gonna but then I ran out of time so it just selected all and threw me into marx

>Gets hydra with two seconds left
>Proceeds to bully the entire big battle group
I hope you drop your breakfast tomorrow, nigger.

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>>729347797
>was literally locked on to leo ready to jump onto it when time ran out
mere fucking frames and i would have had it

I think that's enough for me for the night, seems Bandee's a rival seeker according to the game. Probably not the best trait to have when the only Machine he can use is the fucking Wing Star. GGs

>>729348319
That rival? The walls of checker knights.

>>729348248
On my side, I was in the animation to jump on it but then it ended with me not on it. Then I died

Thanks for humoring me while I fuck around with my freshly lobotomized amiibo

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RTDLDX should have online mulriplayer

>>729349187
i can already imagine the people with dogshit internet in checkerboard chase

/v/addock was fun. I hope we get Gigantes next time cause that one is so rare but it’s fun since it’s rare I guess.

how the hell did i only get 2/3 dragoon pieces when i destroyed the fkn thing

>Three legendaries in one round.
Yeah I think that'll be it for me.

Got a Switch 2 and Kong for Christmas. Very happy. Will probably make Airriders my second Switch 2 game.