What vidya should I buy my bf on Steam for Christmas? His wishlist is empty. Please help.
>>729327520https://store.steampowered.com/app/1147500/
>>729327520Just ask him you dumb whore.
>>729327520A Link to the Past and bring a map or something to help guide him. It's an adventure that you both can go on
Buy a floppy disk and put 20,000 Doom wads on it
>>729327623I've been asking him for the past three hours and he still hasn't decided...
>>729327520London?
>>729327681I'll take 20000 wads that doom my future if you know tmwjat i mean
>>729327520Tranny thread
>>729328048This may shock you, but half the human population is female (female). Half of people on the internet are female (female). Most females are straight and like males. You need to turn off your computer once in a while and go outside
>>729327520Kill yourself ugly bitch.
MEET N FUCK KINGDOM OP
>>729328220And almost none of them post on 4chan /v/Dilate tranny rapist pedo freak
>>729328390>almost none>meaning not 0You really don't think before you type
>>729327520This is me but i'm a 34 year old man, my backlog is shrinking though. >>729328220You will never get my essence you succubus, BEGONE
>>729327520Idgaf about your boyfriend, retard
>>729327520Factorio
>>729328220ok now how many female females are on this site, and more specifically this board
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>>729328513High likelihood you are a tranny freak, yes.You can prove you're not by posting tits. Getting the fuck out is your other option
zoomers really be like>I'm going to make this meme I saw on the internet my entire personality
>>729328635There's genuinely no reason to believe that anybody who tells you they're a girl on 4chan actually is one, whether trolling or otherwise.
>>729327725Steam gift card.Or, any he doesn't have of hades (1), balaltro, divinity 2. Borderlands 2, red dead redemption 2, gunfire reborn, dragon ball kakarot, total war warhammer 2, cat quest 3.
>>729328807>recommending awful gamesBased
>>729327520That's me
>>729328220Your logic assumes that there is an even distribution amongst every single community that matches population density. There are bound to be a lot more trannies here on /v/ than there are on /fit/ because /v/ is a hobby for autistic retards who were probably already posting on 4chan before they trooned out. Real women are rarely interested in video games or 4chan at large, so assuming half of the posters here are actual women makes you a retard and possibly brown.
>>729328904Name a better mix of under $10 games in various genres.
Update: I got him Digimon Story Time Stranger, thanks anons!
I post on CC and Fujochan regularly
>>729329027You already did a great job with your list of terrible games, no need
>>729329056You will never be a woman
>>729327520Go be a homo somewhere else.
Femanon bush status?
>>729327520>>729327725>>729328220>>729328513Post your fucking tits and STFU. Merry Christmas.
>>729329056Why are you thanking us? No one even recommended Digimon, you STUPID FUCKING WHORE!!
>>729327810I remember when this meme came to be like 15 years ago. Never understood it and never bothered to ask but now I'm curious. What the fuck is it? I know its something gay
>>729329409Dick or gtfo. We run these streets.
>>729327520who's lila
>>729329636Some namefag kept posting "please be in London" or something like that.
>>729329750okay that makes sense. Thanks anon
>>729327520Just suck his dick while wearing his favourite cosplay/roleplay outfit, tell him you appreciate everything that he does for you and leave him alone to play videogames when you get home from whatever normalfag gathering you have on. It's not that hard.
>>729327520Post his most played games at least you dumb whore
>>729327520Gift all of these anon games to him. Then show him the video.
>>729329750And it became a meme when it turned out to be a tranny
>>729330142How do I do that without doxing him...
>>729330417Never heard of mspaint?
>>729327520I've met a girl like this, she'd always say "I've always wanted to read/watch/play that" then she'd just go back to writing RP
>>729330738Ok here they are. He has around 700 games total too.
>>729330904Congratulations you're a lesbian now
>>729330904Take him out to a nice dinner instead then. There is nothing you can buy him that's worthwhile that he wants but doesn't have on steam if he has 700 games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGy-EYQ7ll0
>>729330904>more hours in Risebased
>>729330904Excellent taste!
>>729330904>Played more rise than worldYou won
>>729330904Based dude or trans
>>729327520unironically he will think you're the coolest if you give him a hentai game his first reaction will be "DID MY GF JUST GIVE ME AN ANIME BOOB GAME? .......AWESOME!!!!"
>>729331092Don't worry I will do this a lot once we are no longer long distance in a few months!>>729331857He's my based gamer chad bf.>>729331146>>729331517100 of those hours were with me!!
>>729332018Yeah, it's a joke to buy your girlfriend a porn game, but if you know what he's into, buying him one will be a appreciated and show that you're accepting of that. Assuming you are. If you aren't, buy him bibleman instead.
>>729330904I have similar taste so I've got a GOOD feelin', he'll like these..
>>729327520get him a blowjob instead
>>729329056Show bobs and vagene saar
>>729332171Are you Trans or femcel? Does your weight start with a 2 or 3 (or 1 for kg)? Long distance with (high hours) gamer bf suggests one of these
>>729330306trannies weren't a thing 15 years ago
>>729333165It's not a 15 year old meme
>>729332323He played Disco Elysium and has the second one on his backlog, he will check out the last one thank you!>>729332618I'm pleasantly plump!
>>729333540Well merry Christmas to you and the chubby chaser boyfriend. Lock him down if he's not irreparably broken and give him one to three children.
>>729327520Spend that money on some trans coloured stockings and a Blahaj instead ;)
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>>729327520I am this girl
>>729330904Nigga based af
>>729333480it's from 2011, no?so it will be 15 next year.
>>729333735excellent...
>>729327623that's a man retard
>>729333831It's more recent than that. Around 2013/2014.
>>729333735c-cute...
>>729327520He obviously doesn't want vidyaGet him Dark Souls
troons ruined the internet
>>729334275it was 2012, on /fit/ so give it till 2027.
>>729330152The video?
>>729333689Merry Christmas to you too! And yeah we are locked in together forever!
>I'll never have a gf who loves me and cares enough to research vidya to gift me
>>729333735>just a hint of cameltoe and no pubesFemanons are insanely hairy and have really puffy pussies
>>729330904>17,327leave
my last gf bought me gifts, but the new one im talking with doesn't buy me anything. i miss her.
>>729332410And you think she hasn't done it yet?But she won't say it. It's funny because she had no problem sharing things about her boyfriend and his steam profile
>>729335454Steam profiles are more private than sex?
>>729334643https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6XxBTHZBhA
>>729333921>implying men can't be dumb whores
>>729335187We love FFXIV that's how we met!
>>729334913This.Fuck this nigger ass retarded unfair world even if OP is fake and gay. I've given my all to some girls and never gotten even 1% back of what OP does.
>>729336384I've debated going gay over this. Maybe only another guy can understand my pain and love me anyways.
>>729335078They can shave and puffy pussy is based. Beats roastie, anyways. Simps are top tier ofc, but a puffy pussy that loses weight often ends there, and if you're a roastie adding a FUPA is better than leaving as-is.Tbh when you're inside you don't really notice regardless. It's warm and wet and if she's into it, doesn't matter what it looks like.
>>729335250What happened to the last girl? I'm sorry anon. Maybe the new girl might be a bit shy to buy something for you too early on in case she's misreading how close you guys are or something. >>729334913>>729336384I hope you guys find the right person for you soon! Everyone deserves to feel special. Lots of women love spoiling their bfs and buying them things, you just have to find them.
>>729335837So you were born a man, is what I'm hearing.
>>729336891No as I said earlier I'm just fat which depending on your view could be better or worse!
>>729330904Abysmally shit taste.
>>729333735Cute!!!!!!!
>>729335078>puffy AND hairyMy lord, I need a femanon.
>>729336805I'm 31. At this point I don't think there is any hope left to find someone.
>>729336891Sometimes people change. For instance, you weren't born a retard.
>>729337456I'm turning 31 soon, met a very sweet girl a couple months ago on a dating app. Granted, this was after like 3-4 years of being perma-single and constant failure. There's never no hope.Unless you are below a 6/10, in which case you should have given up on love long ago already
>>729337891Which app did you use?>Unless you are below a 6/10gg no re
>>729337891>dating app>couple of monthsI wish you luck, but IMO, you're doomed, especially if you're not her first.
>>729327520An RPGMaker rape game is never a bad gift
Any of you fags tried the new Patapon1&2 remaster? How's the input lag if im playing on deck and using a wireless headset
>>729335078She's been meaning to grow them like she's been meaning to grow up
>>729327520You have to appeal to the male fantasy. I will give you a small list of male fantasies to think about based on my daydreams>war fantasy>last stand fantasy>genocidal fantasy>religious fantasy>rome fantasy>vengeful fantasy>success fantasy>survivalist fantasy>harem fantasy>lovey dovey fantasy>goonmaxxing fantasy>competence fantasy>renaissance man fantasy
>>729335534No, but talking about his likes to hundreds of strangers isI bet even he doesn't know that she's talking about their relationship and asking strangers what to get him as a gift, here on 4chan
>>729328513>You really don't think before you typeYou definitely type like a woman so I believe you
>>729339630what's the difference between asking based on his interests here and asking strangers at target or something
>>729339630For what it's worth he also posts here and explicitly told me to make this thread because he knew it would get (you)s LMAO and of course I blow him and give him lots of physical attention I just didn't want to reply to every post!
I have a confession my bf made the game Onirism
>>729340986Whaaaaat no way my husband made that AND Undertale and Deltarune
>>729340134>BF baited a rec threadGOOK MOOT BAN THIS WOMAN
>>729327520If he's autistic, buy him INFRA
>>729340134>spoilerok you win
>>729330904>17k hours in XIVDo mmotards REALLY
>>729344224that's low on average for mmo players if you can believe it
>>729338210>wireless anything for rhythm gamesdon't do that
>>729344224That's only ~4 hours per day since release it's not that much for MMO standards
>>729330904seventeen thousand hours in ffxiv17 thousand hours
>>729344965That's as many as 1,700 tens.And that's terrible.
quick op, how'd you meet
>>729344224The campaign at least is 6 visual novels stapled together.
>>729345321Read the thread baka
>>729345321We met in FFXIV technically /xivg/ lmao!! We've been together since Endwalker launched, time flies...>>729344224>>729344965We're both ARR/HW boomers ok!! Shadowbabs simply wouldn't understand.
>>729327520Buy him my femboy roommate you fucking faggot
>>729345593you can get him the best game in the world and he probably won't play it because it isn't FFXIV. best you can do is some slutglam off the mog shop. or buy a ticket to wherever he lives and spend the weekend together if you're long distance. Good luck. I will pray that you two free yourselves from Yoshit Ps theme park one day.
>>729346234Nah he's actually unsubbed and excited to play the Digimon game I got him! We take frequent breaks together but we always come back eventually because it's fun.
>>729327520I say this all the time at work. Coworkers are always telling me to watch fallout, black rabbit, whatever slop...yeah yeah I'll get around to it soon definitely
>>729347335get him all of this>WET, DMC, BAYO, INFAMOUS, PROTOTYPE, GOW, DARKSIDERS, SR2, WEB OF SHADOWS CAN ALL BE EMULATED ON RPCS3Rest of the games are dirt cheap. But above all, tell him to get DOOM I + II and mod Brutal Doom. He won't regret it.
>>729347550btw the >gamescan be easily grabbed off of Vimm's Lair, extract them using 7zip, recommend looking up a tutorial.
>>729347550im a retard but emulate >TM: BLACK>BLACK>SCARFACE: TWIY>BURNOUT 3>GODHAND>BLOODRAYNE>MANHUNT 1>GTA VC>URBAN CHAOSbasically every game on here, can be grabbed off vimms and extract via 7zip
>>729327520The hit 2023 puzzle game Void Stranger featuring over 3 colors and over 100 levels of sokoban style action
>>729347550>>729348270He does like the gritty 2000s aesthetic games so I'll have him look into this, though I don't think emulation stuff is his cup of tea. TY for the recs though!
>>729348398you're welcome my niggaroni
>>729328220>Half of people on the internet are femaleblatant falsehood
>>729330904>17k hoursYeah, both of these fags are 100% troons
>>729330904>17k hrs in XIV>FNV playerEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHYYYYUUUUP. THAT THERE'S A TROON IF I EVER DID SEE ONE, HOSS.
bump
>>729328807kek what a fucking awful list
>>729348879no he is right but the vast majority of them are on brainrot shit like tiktok instead of chud forums like 4chan.
how do i get a gf /b/ros
>>729352475go ask reddit fag
>>729328635I think I heard its about 20% of the site is female? If anyone ever tells you they're an attention whore and should fuck off thoughever
>>729329056Your bf is one lucky mf… my girl never gave me anything like that
>>729330904And you're not a tranny you say?
>>729327520Buy him starsectorIt is outside steam so u gotta buy key on game's official page, it's cheap but damn this game is awesome.
What's a good sex toy for a man?
>>729333165theyve been on the internet since imageboards
>>729330904I can respect the autism this list emanates
