They both speak out of turn so they have to stay in the camp and paint each other's nails or whatever.

>>729330864
Left

Since when is this a choice? Its always been Morrigan, who the fuck actually likes Leliana? Explain or Santa will take your presents back.

>>729330864
None of them are virgins. Hard pass

>>729330864
>great

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You know what?
I let the big bad guy having sex with the girl on the right iirc

>>729331051
based

Leliana is actually a whore, Morrigan just wishes she was.

>>729331046
>who the fuck actually likes Leliana?

It is implied in Origins that Morrigan had sex with wild animals in her animal form. Leliana despite being a whore in the past had became a cute follower of Andraste.

>>729331165
I don't remember that implication.

>>729331118
Morrigan is a whore
>>729331165
Morrigan didn't fuck animals
These are facts

>>729331046
Leliana is cute and sounds French.
The other one is obnoxious. She sounds British but was clearly written by an Amerikaner.

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>>729331118

>>729330864
Doesn't matter the game sucks.

>>729331225
She's right, it isn't possible.

>>729331225
What a whore

>Orl*sian
No thanks.

>meanwhile 2
>Elf girls both so sweet it gives tooth rot, but will also open portal to hell without warning
>STD riddled pirate chick with gazongas that have their own gravitational field around them

>>729331225
I'm so impressed by how quickly you found that image that I have to concede the point to you, anon. You're right: they're both whores. This is why I adventure with my bros Shen and Alistair (Hardened only). The golem can come too.

Alistair

>>729331225
She's lying because she wants you to think she's a whore.

>>729331046
Leliana is cute and Morrigan is a bitch, I know she warms up to you but she still complains when you help people like shut up bitch I want to do the side quests

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>>729330864
Neither.

>>729331502
Literally why would she want you to think that? Why are you ignoring that she also admits it in her banter with Leliana? Or that she's very eager to spread her legs for you?

all women are whores.

>>729330864
Isn't it confirmed that the bitch on the left is a spy and rugmuncher?

>>729330864
Idk anything about this game but from your pic right has better hairstyle and face profile

>>729331071
Is that really an option?

>>729331673
She's bisexual, not a dyke

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>>729331493
The only romantic scene I ever had in DAO was with Alistair, because I played a female dalish elf and I didn't want her to be a dyke or a whore.

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>>729331567
RIP granny

>>729330864
Morrigan because she called me a funny little man when I was an elf

> Straight men are so lonely they are spending their christmas talking about which fictional woman they masturbate to because they have no gf in real life

What a sad way to spend your christmas guys, i genuinely feel so bad for you.

>>729331589
She is trying to portray herself as experienced and thus desired by lots of men because that's how women see social value. Her inexperience with men causes her to not recognize that men generally see it as her being a run through whore, and thus to be less valued.

>>729331907
faggot

>>729331912
Right, let's say that I buy this absolute cope, that doesn't explain her banter with Leliana.
What's with the fans of the evil "I can fix her" whores always being in denial about this?

Is it impossible to permanently kill Leliana?

>>729331912
>men generally see it as her being a run through whore

The game was released in 2009. In the 2000s and early 2010s, being a whore was celebrated by you straight men. You all wanted a "Megan fox" whore who'd have "kinky sex" with you.

Now that you straight men are having a loneliness incel epidemic you suddenly switched your "nooo i don't want a whore i want a trad wife with low body count!".

So your pathetic incel "She puts out and that's undesirable to men" is hilarious.

>>729332096
Alistair is canonically straight, Farquaad.

>>729331181
its not really implied, there's just a conversation between her and Oghren where he's getting horny at the thought of it and she's mocking him for being a pervert

>>729332085
Only that she comes back in the sequels, she'll stay dead as far as the first game is concerned, Oghren comes back in Awakening even if he's dead from what I remember too but you can probably get him killed again

>>729330864
I vaguely remember getting the bitch on the left into a threesome but morrigan is superior

>>729330864
Leliana's got the Santa hat, so she wins today.

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>>729332627
>Goth Druid woman with sexo brit bong voice
or
>used ginger whore
First every time

>>729333043
>used ginger whore
Just change her hair color and you have Morrigan right here too

>>729332096
>being a whore was celebrated by you straight men
This literally never happened, zoomer.

>>729333106
you realize she's a mama's girl who hasn't been around other people right and main dude and allistar are the first to bring her out of the wilds GTFO retard

>>729333243
>>729331225

>>729333241

If straight men weren't attracted to whores, none of you would masturbate to porn :S

>>729333271
she's lying lol

>>729333043
damn she is fugly from front, mayne left was the right choice..

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>>729330864
For me, it's Josephine

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> 1998: Omg is that a girl who puts out?!?! ZAMN! Fuck yes! i bet she's so kinky!!! yess!! i love whores and women with experience! lots of sex! Romance Viconia of course

> 2025: Sex is... bad ok? I have zero sex in real life so i want women in my fiction to be virgins too so they can take my virginity through the internet. Men never liked whores anyway amirite?

What changed in just 20 years? I mean, besides straight men now having a lonliness epidemic and sky high suicide rates?

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>>729333308
You're so fucking delusional it hurts. Imagine if Viconiafags tried to pretend that she's a virgin even though she outright tells you she had FOUR fucking husbands

>>729331046
Not me, I can't believe an entire DLC was wasted on this schizophrenic French whore, who is then given plot armor to inexplicably survive me killing her in Origins and remain annoying two games later.

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>>729333308
>she's lying lol

>>729331784
Yes, you can force him to become a Warden and then do Morrigans ritual. It leads to some amusing dialogue when they meet again in the 3rd game

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>>729330864
In video games, always romance the one that shows the most skin

>>729333804
least* don't want to romance whores

>>729333294
>implying I ever fap to non-fictional women

>>729333790
Based epicurean