how do i make her reeal
>>729331545Become Elden Lord irl
>>729331545Make a Ranni tulpa
I got this one but she's not as cuteBut she does have 4 arms at least not like the fumo
>>729331545>how do i make her reeali built myself a big booba futa mommy i cuddle with and suck off in vam. im mostly satisfied. never let your dreams die
>>729331545buy 5090, install realismslop generator
>>729331870I just want to hear her screams when she gets burned at the stake for murdering Godwyn.
>There's the trap that seduced my brother! Say YWNBAWRanni please I need to dodge!
>>729331545I bought this recently, it should be here soon>>729331714The fumo does have 4 arms
>>729332307Where did you get the fumo from?
>>729332236>people were so butthurt that Ranni was absent in the DLC they made leagues of fanfiction art about her fighting by your side the whole time
He's trying so hard lol
>>729332345i got my own on aliexpress when they first released
>>729331870Why was this deleted?
>>729331545>game starts to make sense when it's about a guy meeting his wife's whole family and step family
>>729332345Aliexpress, the one I got is from "fairytale toy store" seems to be high quality, it has been getting good reviews too so yeah.
>>729332535Found it, I don't trust Ali Express but for that price it's worth the risk
I tried Elden Ring Reforged and it was too hard so maybe I'll replay normally even though it's dead and nobody does invasions anymore.
>>729332560ThisThe DLC is you tying up loose ends before fucking off to the moon with your wife
>>729332628I have 300 hours in vanilla since release and wasn't invaded once. I invaded or cooped for half of my time though
>>729332626fwiw the only times i've been chinked on ali (two times across five years) haven't even been bad>xiaomi earbuds i was shipped the wrong model; actually got more expensive ones than what i ordered>obvious scam of a high-end keyboard for cheap prices; tracking stopped updating on it after three days and aliexpress quietly gave me a refundjust recently i got a pair of joycon controllers from NYXI i explicitly canceled the order on immediately after making it, apparently they sent it out anyways and they're not kicking up any kind of customer service fuss over me getting something for free
>>729332536I got banned for a different post, newfag pajeet mod doesn't like me so he removes all posts made from that IP.
>>729332409She was always at my side.
>>729333484my guiding moonlight
>>729332409I was never bothered by Ranni's absence since her plot was very complete in the first place but what the fuck is with Melina
>>729334564>faith dex/strength build sorry but i only have that sword on our house wall
>>729335003 One of Marika's kids.