Why are rpg races like this?
>>729335760they're dating
>>729335760sex with right
>>729335760I’d fuck both.
>>729335760Left elf is under constant risk of getting raped by any kind of fantasy monster. No one would dare rape the right one, unless they want to get eviscerated by a bloated, pagan god.
That's why snake people rule.They should be THICK and the women should have TITS.
My grandpa made me wooden trains when I was a kid. I loved and cherished them.
futa goblin
Sex with women.
>>729335760Sex.With Santa's Elf.
The one on the right definitely gets laid more often.
>>729335760Right is a gnome
>>729335760RAPE ALL THE ELVESSINTERKLAAS CANNOT STOP ME
Deedlit would never say such things or act that way.
>>729336647Dude she's 120
may I see santas delivery schedule for the years between 1939 and 1945?
>>729336887Out of ten!
>>729336195the max number of human limbs a snake person should have is 2
>>729337229How about now?
RPGs that let you romance non-humans?
>>729335760Paizuri rape
>>729337334notable improvement
>>729337378So needy, for a snack that yaps back.
maybe a bit of both
>>729335760Who drew this?
>>729337782whats crazy is that i look like that
>>729337782Kek.
>>729337782>bangin body but practically retardedthe perfect woman
>>729337862My wife looks the the original left but a ginger.
>>729337782What if I want her the other way around, right's body with left's head?
>>729335760Shouldn't the Christmas Elves be tall like the elves from Legend of Zelda and be able to adapt making modern technology like video games and Toys To Life ala Disney Infinity and Nintendo Amiibo? The idea that they would still be making regular toys feels like nonsense.
>>729337826 Your mom
>>729337782I love fucking retards.
>>729337964wellwell
>>729338252You what?
>>729338490Now that's a woman that knows how to work with wood.
>>729338554It's all above board. In many jursidictions they are still not fully recognized people so they don't need all the ins and outs of what's happening.
>>729338612kek
>>729338773This is a family guy episode, I'm not even kidding
>>729339057lust provoking image
>>729339057Now draw her with a HUGE COCK
work is so immoral
>>729339057arrrgh pure goonslop
>>729339057Built for big Santa cock.
>>729339057cute christmas goblin
>>729335760Deedlit would never
>>729339057Draw her giving (you) a toy she made right now!
>>729337952We all know what your wife looks like, my good man
>>729335760I liked train sets when I was a kid.
>>729339169Arbeit Macht Frei
>>729337862You mean off to two sides at once?
>fantasy game>humans>humans with long pointy ears>humans with green skin>humans with red skin and horns>humans with fur and animal ears>humans with scales>short humans with beardsI am not playing your game
>>729339057
>>729335760High elves deserve rape(they also like getting raped)
>>729335760People will genuinely look at romance options like this in a video game and pick the right. Like the guys who pick Tali over Miranda
Haha
>>729339793One despises me.One is passionate about her job.Which should I choose?
>>729339793thats because miranda is a fucking loser and tali is a cute nerd with a human fetish
The left one is just the right one after her people met santa
>>729339906based Santa
>>729339793Because Miranda is a boring human and shes apart of a criminal organization from ME1.
>>729339906I mean the other way around
>>729339169if you don't work you don't eatif you don't eat you can't send goblin parties to rape high elveseven goblins know they can only rape high elves if they work hard in their tribes to create rape installation stuff, and swords, and little jails, and chains, etc. lots of goblin hours of work
>>729339793Miranda isn't a companion in ME3 unless you play that PC mod. That gives Tali the victory.
Is this truly the endgame you crave?The destruction of humanity?Have you the strength for uppies?
>>729340121I'm not a furry so that image does absolutely jack shit to me, except the fact the girl is taller and more muscular, which does somewhat touches the "Gorilla woman", though very obliquely.Fred perry does the best gorrila women sex anyway
>>729339057I'd put this gremlin in a wedding dress.
>>729340351Then for you, this
>>729335760Right are the pugified domesticated versions of the Left after Santa’s conquest
>>729340539Good
>>729339057it's a white christmas in my pants
>>729335760Funny thing is there's a game right now where elves literally went from left to right.>be powerful space faring society>invade America>lose horrifically, entire species gets enslaved in Santa's workshop to make GPUs and computer chips>a small faction of them escaped via a dimensional portal they made into a new fantasy world where nobody can die>said world is controlled by a powerful tree>the tree's most powerful agent is (You), a human>half the story is putting the elves in their fucking place
>>729337782oh god yes
>>729340121No, I can't get out of bed without pain. I can't wait until I'm dead.
>>729336469Same. I loved trains as a kid.
>>729337782realistic elves
>>729340743well, don't leave us hanging anonwhats the name of this game?
>>729341042Trickcal: Chibi Go
>>729335760need elf tits in my mouth
>>729341083uh you said a game, not a chink gacha
An actually good post on /v/?The world is ending.
>>729337782>took the worst part of the left(personality)What's the point.
>>729341350It has been for like 4 months now.
>>729341398God fucking damn it just as I buy a new PC.
>>729335760High Elf gf or Santa's Elf gf? What say you /v/?
>>729339057BHC bait.
>>729341278>ask question>get answer>NOOOO NOT LIKE THATlmao nigger
>>729339793miranda is just a worse version of ashley in every way (until they somehow turned ashley into a worse version of miranda in ME3)
>>729341252You could never drink all the milk
>>729335760>make elf exactly like tolken>complains>make a different kind of elf>complains
>>729341625>shill "game">get told it's not a game, it's a phone card collecting app>LOL BUT YOU ASKED! i didnt
>>729340351>that last image>furryOnly the most normalfags of normalfags would consider that chick furry.
>>729341687I'm white, I can drink all the milk I want.
>>729339057Adorable
We need a game with playable nagas/lamias with full movement and tail animations and physics and stuff.
>>729335760
>>729335760right is gnomeleft is tolkien's analogy for adamic White israelites who have immortal souls. sauron is Yahweh. lotr is kiked gnosticslop.
>>729344978>left is tolkien's analogy for adamic White israelites who have immortal souls. sauron is Yahweh. lotr is kiked gnosticslop.But wasn't mortality a gift from Eru that will allow the race of man to achieve infinitely more than the stagnant elves when they arrive Beyond?
>>729344978>sauron is yahwehbut sauron is the bad guy in a world where literally anything against God's plan is categorically evil
>>729344978Gnomes, Elfs, Fairies, Goblins and Dwarves are all the same creature called Fey that were the magical creatures of northern europe, and through different adaptations or interpretations got different names
>>729344182>>729344182cute.......
>>729346387Sauron is just diet Melkor who is diet Lucifer who both rebelled against their god because he basically told them nothing they say, do, think, believe, plan and their own personality or aesthetic is of their own free will. He basically said you're a glorified golem, made for my amusement and everything you embody on an existential level is apart of my plan. Any rational person would rebel or be filled with existential dread at this, the worst thing is that said existential dread is just another sick joke of god's plan anyways. Anytime Melkor sang discordance Eru just said "its according to plan." When Lucifer rebelled, god told him its apart of the plan.
>he doesn't cookie elfConsumablechads win again
>>729346745literally all evil and suffering in the world is because of Melkor trying to force his own solo into Eru's song
>>729336062pfft, santa is almost definitely in the files, you just know hes got a basement graveyard going on
I like the idea that christmas elves are just the crazy incentuous offshoot of a small population of elves got that stolen by the jolly fat man or something
>>729338490The original was making toy trains 'cause she really fucking loved making trains.This one is making trains to try and piss kids off.
>>729336195>6 limbs Bro you're not even vertebrate. Go back to your bug nest or something and let the elfs duke it out while tearing each other's clothing
>>729346972>Santa brought one of his elfs again>[BLANK] wasn't happy, asking for ID to make sure underaged
>>729347158Apologize
It's ok I like knife ears
>>729340351Anon, you posted a literal dog.
Is this the thread?
>>729335760Why does an Elf need big tits?
>>729335760Santa's elves work for the MIC and drop off cargo shipments of weapons for his gun smuggling buisness. That's why NORAD tracks him
>>729346972Alternatively, Christmas elves are the actual original stock population, while High Elves and their offshoots are those who migrated to the forests and valleys, where the healthier diet allowed them to become big
>>729347535To store extra mana, anon. That's why minotaurs actually make the best wizards.
>>729347379Yes!>>729347535It's called sexual appeal, buster!>>729347746You're dumb.
>>729347535They don't.
>>729337782she needs a slightly bigger head and a much smaller ego and then she'll be perfect
>>729335760It's simple, they the same Family but not the same Genus or Species.It's sorta like how foxes and dogs are related but not the same type of beast.The common ancestor is the long extinct "tree elf."Unfortunately, since the Workshop Elf (otherwise known as Santa's Elf) are protected species and all fall under the sovereign protection of The Saint's Workshop, we haven't been able to do autopsy a Workshop Elf. The most we have been able to do is relatively non-invasive procedures like collecting DNA samples.What we do know is that the closest known relative of the workshop elf is the Bakery Elf. (Previously named for their "discoverer", professor Josef von Keebler. Who had some... interesting thoughts about skull shapes.)
>>729346823 >cookie elf Bro you’re talking about the apex predator of the North Pole biome. That little bastard’s got sugar-based psionics and a 1:1 KD ratio in the Gingerbread Insurgency of '08. Consumable or not, I'm not biting unless I’ve got at least 3 Santa-issued countermeasures and a candy cane crucifix.
>>729348007Wow racist much? Just because high elves have a culture of raping random human men and looting sperm banks doesn't make them a different species from Christmas elves.
>>729348201>Butt hurt!Says the guy who's defending a fictional race!
>>729348201No. They're genuinely different species.If I wanted to be racist, I'd say that Wood Elves and High Elves are different species. Which they are not. There are significant cultural differences and genetic differences, but they're ultimately the same species. I'd say the same also applies to Drow but there's literal dark magic and curses tied up in Drow speciation that makes them different from their cousins. But that's an example of artificial selection.But the Workshop Elf and the High Elf LITERALLY have different number of chromosomes.At some point in the past, one of the chromosomes of the extinct Tree Elf split. You start seeing this start to express itself as early as the Arboreal Tree Elf and the Alpine Tree Elf. Elves from the Alpine lineage (Workshop Elves, Bakery Elves) have 52 chromosomes while the Arboreal lineage (High Elves, Wood Elves, Drow) have 50.
>>729337782>ho ho ho
>>729347535Boob elves are the inferior species. Elves should be short, feminine and look like they'd snap like a twig if you leant on them.
>>729348687Next you will be trying to pretend elves didn't all come from elfica.
ELF TIT FUCK!DENYING THEM THE PLEASURE OF BEING CUMMED INSIDE
>>729348981Anon no, they will use their elf magic to make you fuck their nipples.
>>729348932You can't even say all elves descend from Alfheimr because there had to have been natives of Svartalfheimr at SOME point who must ontologically qualify as elves. Even if they appear to have either gone extinct or degenerated into dwarves depending on who you ask (don't ask the dwarves).
>>729349227Curse these vile tricksters!
>>729343446true
>>729336195
>>729349683
>>729337826BigDumSirk on twitter
>>729349683 Based and correct-poster-pilled. That elf taxonomy chart was more thorough than half the lectures I sat through in my sophomore bio class.
>>729337782insanely underrated and underused aesthetic, crazy-wild girl head on a bomshell body is 15/10
>>729339057>>729339259
>>729350650>effectively kidnapping an elf girl from the North Pole because you gaslight her anxious little head into thinking she'll be on the naughty list and permanently HATED by Santa, so now she has no choice but to live with you in sin
>>729335760Because they copy Tolkien with only a surface level understanding of what Tolkien wrote.
>>729350650kek and d'aww
>>729347137gigaelf doesn't just know what you want, she knows what you need
>>729350650>please tell me you weren't on the naughty listi wasn't, but i will be now
>>729350650Holy MolyMerry Christmas
>>729350650Thanks elfy>naughtyUh. We don't have to tell anyone.
>>729335796The big titty one has a cock and the small elf is a derpy cunny. Works for me.
>>729344182grossI hate gays
>>729339057>>729350650I'm glad I didn't miss this thread. Very jolly anon.
>>729350650i love her :)
>>729337334pretty dank
>>729346972>once proud and cultured elves permanently reduced to inbred servilityHot
>>729344182I imagine elves would find anyone with passionate in their craft amusing since they're ways depicted as aloof and kind of bored of life
>>729351330like the way you think
>>729344182i love age gap yuri
>>729335760https://files.catbox.moe/gaasyx.jpg
>>729335760rapebait
>>729335760>same voice actor
>>729351893>she's not doing it to crazy elfYOU HAD *ONE JOB*
>>729351893where did you find this picture of literally me?!
>>729352087Futa is a shit fetish and your gay.
>>729352256i just learned that cunnilingus doesnt exist
Why do FUCKING KNIFE EARS feel the need to fuck human men anyway? Can't they just stick to their own kind?
>>729351893>Fingolfin died for this...
>>729351893so who is this
>>729344182>>729351364Hold on, what about haughty bishie high-elf BF and his little gremlin christmas-elf GF?
Horny webcomics are trans-coded.
>>729353101Your face is trans-coded you fucking faggot.
>>729353130Why the hostility? It's a fact.
>>729350650she's trying to figure out why you asked her to wear thismerry christmas, /v/
>>729339057Now draw her with /ss/
>>729335942>>729335796they're actually the exact same elf separated by 10,000 years of magic draining degeneration
>>729351893kill yourself aislopper
>>729353174I bet she smells goodmerry christmas anon
>>729347856Asshole santa
>>729353174>>729350650>>729339057Post her bare soles
>>729353174>stockings and heelsOH NO
>>729351893AI slop is getting fap-worthy these days.
>>729353468They didn't come from your closet toxotranny, settle down.
I like my elf girls barefoot
>>729353549
>>729353712That took you a minute, didn't it.
>>729353329She smells like cookies!
>>729335942based
>>729353174I like her whole "manic coffee addict" look. Seems fitting to have that energy to make presents for billions of people every year.
>>729339057Wife worth respecting material.
>>729339057SEXXO
>>729336195Reptiles only have 4 limbs.Reptiles do not have mammary glands.
>>729335942Shepard...You will literally fuck anything
>>729354341that's not a reptile; they also don't walk upright
>>729354341It's clearly an insect
>>729339101irrelevant time wasting wooden toy trayn
>>729337782woulden train
>>729351893prompt?>>729353303>>729353512it's not even AI
>>729340018Game name?
>>729339793Why would you want a wife that hates you?
>>729355195>it's not even AIIt's NovelAI.
CHOOSE YOUR ELF RACE>Tolkien Elf>Elder Scrolls Elf>Christmas Elf>'Elf' (Genetically Modified Superhuman)>Actual Norse Myth Elf>Japan Elf (Deedlit)>D&D Elf>ELF (Human Terrorist)>Elf (Faerie Fair Folk, Danger)
>>729355727Sidhe Elf
>>729355727I should pay Moussa 100bucks to draw her raped and decapitated...
