>christmas>tell family I didn't want anything except a new graphics card for my build>went out to lunch at a shit tier chink restaurant even though i asked to go to a Japanese steakhouse>parents bring along my roastie half sister>oh well>order orange chicken>waitress can't speak a word of english>she brings me out general tso's chicken instead>too spicy and nasty as fuck>mostly play genshin while they talk about football and drink>try to buy me a beer (turned 32 last month)>i don't drink>step dad excuses himself and goes to car>fucking finally getting my presents>few cards a bag and a box>cards all had cash and gift cards>unthoughtful but okay>bag had a jersey in it with my name on the back>i don't even fucking like sports>just grin and bear it>at least theres the box which should be my 5080>open up the box>its heavier than I thought>its actually a fucking PS5 with a copy of Black Ops 7>start laughing uncontrollabiy>half sister says she waited in line for it>laughing harder>they ask if somethings wrong>tell them how dumbfounded i was they thought i wanted one instead of the graphics card that i fucking asked for>they get all faggy and my bitch mom says "you play so much on your computer we thought you'd want one>try to explain WHY I play on the computer instead of consoles>they don't understand>step dad says i should be thankful>"thanks for nothing">they all storm out>go home>get the reciept for it>drive to Best Buy by myself>return It to best buy and just ordered my 5080
it's crazy that you came up with this imaginary dialogue that never happened irl because you are seething so hard about a console (an optional luxury item that you don't have to purchase)seek help retard
stop posting this shit everywhere
>>729336448It's a pasta dumbass; OP didn't even come up with it.
>>729336448>not recognizing this old pastangmi
>>729336567>>729336576sorry guys for not being so terminally online to know every pasta by memory, I promise I will learn them all
>>729336321
What restaurants are open in christmas?
Don't care; didn't read; niggerstation 5 LAMAO
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>>729336690>terminally onlineBeing over the age of 15 is not the same as being terminally online
>>729336321I mean you could have just put on airs to make them think you were grateful and then sold it back after. This is just making it look like 4chan incels are single this holiday for a reason.
>>729336321Read up until "don't drink"You soberfaggots bring virtually every bad upon yourself in life; learn to loosen upAbout drinking and everything else
>>729336448Holy newfag
Nice
>>729336321KEK Must really suck to be underage!I oc know this is a made up story but shit like this actually happened probably a million times out there. Kiddos expecting expensive gadgets, "ordering" them for Christmas, literally demanding them and then their parents "fail to deliver". Truly captures the postmodern spirit of Christmas.
>>729336859Chinese
>>729336321It's not a terrible >le greentext, but very lazy with no thought and you didn't order tendies?!?!!?!!
>>729336448t. first christmas browsing /v/isreal
>>729341706>redditor who pretends to use /v/
>>729341369This only happens in families of upper middle class status or higher.
>>729341895Most of these are made for reddit posts & this one is terrible, you fucking retard zoomer, quit leeching off your parents and get a job you fat gay lazy piece of shit
My local store had a PS5 Slim on sale for 380 €, that's a pretty fucking nice deal in this economy.
>>729342168this copypasta is probably older than you
>>729342364>thinks what i just wrote is copy/pastaHaha what a fucking retard
Stale pasta
Your folx could've saved some money by just getting you a $330 RTX 5060 Ti (8 niggerbyte).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGy-EYQ7ll0
You post this shit every year
>>729345803There are a few pasta people alternate between, in all fairness.
