What the fuark am I in for chuds?
Kino
>>729338328I went from biggest fan of this game to never wanting to play it again after the devs went woke and added homos and a magic black man in the sequel. Nothing is free from the claws of Blackrock
>>729338510The black man makes sense, he's not European or anything and he's just visiting the country. The homosexual romance is nonsensical though.
If you love running around chasing quest markers, shitty annoying combat and watching movie cutscenes then you'll love it, otherwise you'll get bored fast
>>729338694It has quest marks? I thought the game was going for realism.
>>729338328Snoozefest. Only bearable if you streaming/recording it.
>>729338653lmao
>>729338783>quest marksYes>realismNo, they market the combat as supposedly "realistic" but in actuality it's convoluted and often you accidentally do shit you weren't trying to do
>>729338328Shit combat system that can't decide if it wants to be number based or skill based.
>>729338907Dang, now I'm not sure if I should buy it.
>>729338328absolute fucking masterpiece
>>729338653No he doesn't make sense. There was no Musa of Mali, Mali was not even comparable in development to Europe like he implies and Black people did not exist in medieval Europe, with absolutely zero subsaharan oresence in the genepool. It's just a woke attempt to reqrite History to justify mass immigration and pretend there have always been multiple races in Europe when it was just crosses of Nordic and Mediterranean White people dating back to the stone age
>>729338328You play as a cool bisexual knight, although he was still in the closet in this game
>>729338960Maybe on a sale but you have to be a real medieval combat autist to want to play it full price. Also you could just torrent it.
Dogshit combat but I guess the environment looks nice. So basically The Witcher 3.
>>729339001He's not living in Europe, he's not immigrating to Europe, he doesn't even fucking like Europe, you fucking moron, play the fucking game.
>>729339140Subsaharan niggers didn't have the technology nor the logistic to travel that far. They still don't to this day.
>>729339249Europe has been trading by boat with north africa for literally all of recorded human history
>>729339249So how do they make it to Europe then? You probably believe that Jews are secretly bringing them over by boat.
>>729339357>North Africa = sub-Saharan Fucking retard
>>729339448>thinks there are no blacks in north africa>calls ME retardedTry not to speak with authority about topics you literally have zero knowledge on
Damn. Can't even talk about the first game without these faggots showing up.You're in for an incredibly immersive low-stakes RPG that's mostly a coming of age/revenge story for a young man in a world and society that no longer exists.
>>729338783it has questmarks but it also features a hardcore mode with no questmarks or map icons in general. This was funnier to me because you have to pay attention to key places to make out your position on the map, just like real life. And since the map is based on real-world locations, it was even better.
>>729339617Also, I'm trans.
>>729339617Calling it an RPG just because you can build stats is a huge stretch. You can't play as anything other than Henry the knight.
>>729339617What does this game have that makes it different from other RPGs though? It looks generic.
>>729338328straight kino unlike the 2nd
>>729339594>thinks there are no blacks in north africaThey were. As slaves.
>>729339357this may be the most retarded post ever made on this website, congratulations
>>729339670They existed too.
>>729339867What's wrong with the 2nd game aside from the black man, the mission where you help the jews and the optional homosexual romance?
>>729339941Where's the optional genocide ending? What's wrong with more options?
>>729339923AI is the most cucked, controlled, and filtered source you could possibly pull out. Fuck, even Wikipedia is a better source. That was a joke because AI just copy and paste Wikipedia.
>>729339812that it is not rooted in fantasy or in high-stakes stories. You are a peasant in a coming-of-age story and you have to learn almost everything from scratch, even how to read.
>>729339001There were probably a handful of Sub-Saharans that made it to Europe. They just found some remains in England from the 7th century that had some west African admixture. Not saying it was common, but it probably happened occasionally.
>>729340082No. There were no niggers in medieval Europe. Zero. Nothing. None.
>>729339901>>729339907>state an unbiased historical fact>historylets seethe because it doesnt read like a /pol/ analysisWhy even bother trying to explain why you're wrong
>>729340202Please explain. You won't.
>>729339941that the overall quest structure is done in such a way to waste as much of your time as possible because "you are a peasant". They removed master strikes for all weapons except the longsworsd. And last, it abandons the low-stake story from the first game to become like a Marvel movie where stakes are ridiculously high you even see King Sigismund face to face, and with ocassional humor and fan-service.
>>729340312ai post.
>>729340312>you are a peasantDon't tell me the game picks this shit up when people stops threating you like a peasant after the first half of the first game. Suddenly everyone stopped respecting Henry after he earned so much respect among the nobility?
>>729340432ai website
>>729340262There were dozens of negroid tribes in north africa that were used as mercenaries by various european powers like the romans. Again, north africa traded by boat with europe for thousands of years. (You) are a fucking idiot if you think 1 black african couldn't make it to europe.
>>729340504>There were dozens of negroid tribes in north africaSource?
>>729340534Look it up yourself faggot I'm not your personal history teacher, even if you had a wikipedia article in front of your face you would still find an excuse to seethe and argue.
>>729340595>Look it up yourself faggotSo no source. You lying sack of shit.
>>729340436it does, its the basic plotline of "you lost all the powers from the previous game". Henry and his team got assaulted and he and capon barely escaped, losing the resources and status.
>>729340641they lose the status because no one knows who they are.Once they establish themselves they get treated more reasonably.Which is Henrys case is as the merc he essentially is.
>>729340621I don't owe you anything, you are just some retard on /v/ and if you want to remain stupid then that's your prerogative
>>729338510spbp
>>729340771Liar liar pants on fire.
>>729338371fpbp
>>729340809>durr i was just pretending to be retarded
>>729340756>Which is Henrys case is as the merc he essentially is.You call Henry a mercenary in front of his noble friends and they would whoop your ass.
>>729340841You don't have to pretend at all.
>>729340930>you're retarded because you know more than me
No more (you)s for you.
The combat is good precisely because it sucks ass, it's a one big struggle. Same with Gothic. The rest is also good, it's a fun Skyrim-like.
>>729338653It makes more sense for fucking Zheng He to appear in the game than that guy who actually didn't even exist.
>>729340876Hans might get worked up but Radzig won't give a shit.Reminder that he's not officially recognized Henry as his son and seems totally content to string him along since he's a competent man-at-arms.
>>729341103Not really since chinese people were busy being raped by mongolians during that time. Africans were actually invading and pillaging southern europe during that era so it is in fact more likely
>>729341058It's not a struggle it's just master strikes
>>729341150Bro, Radzig cuddles Henry all the game. Even Capon complains because Henry keeps getting free stuff and presidential treatment. They give him a horse, a room in the castle.
>>729341258And yet Radzig still hasn't actually gone through with elevating henry's position.The only time he does is in the secret/non-canon ending where henry destroys Sigismunds camp and Radzig officially announces that Henry is his heir.In that scenario though Henry and Radzig are literally torn limb-from-limb by a mob of miners in a decade tho.
>>729338328Clunky ahh combat, but Im playing in hardcore and everyone keeps yapping about how Henry is supposed to feel like that, bieng a blacksmiths son and everything
>>729341257Okay, but then you get ambushed by 7 armed peasants in the middle of the night and even with master strikes you're going to get fucking clapped unless you're wearing late-game armour.
>>729341221The Ming dynasty was after the collapse of the Yuan dynasty you fucking historylet.
>>729341402I think that has more to do with the public shame of admitting adultery than disregard for Henry's life.
>>729341573What does that have to do with them getting raped by mongolians
>>729341545True. Peasants can't do shit to full plate armor, though. They literally poke you for no damage. Add a couple of bottles of Amphetamine and peasants are no trouble at all.
My hardcore experience so far is that "you are not that guy", but it feels kind of bullshit as even a peasant will deliver a masterful flurry of blows and kill you out of nowhere
>>729338328Immersion kino
>>729339941You still can't sell stuff directly from your horse
>>729339757What about gothic and the witcher??
>>729339812Immersion World feels a lot more lived in and real than pretty much any other game
>>729338328Jews, a lot of them.
>>729340436>Suddenly everyone stopped respecting Henry after he earned so much respect among the nobility?He's literally in a different region dressed like bun of course they don't think he's cool guy henry
>>729341257I played through without memorizing a single master strike combo
>>729343103>Easy on normal>Too difficult on hardcore What's up with that, why can't these Devs just balance their games?
>>729338328>What the fuark am I in for chuds?Prepare to kill cattle to level up.
>>729338328>What the fuark am I in for chuds?One of the greatest RPGs ever made. Ignore the sequel.
>>729338510I am still the biggest fan of this game because I am not a fucking idiot teenager/immature 20-something that gets triggered by twitter/discord/etc. horseshit like that.Stay mad, chud. Must suck not being able to enjoy games because of your mental illness.
>>729339757RPG doesn't mean character creator, and only the most retarded of niggerfaggots thinks otherwise.
>>729343354Even more than Red Dead Redemption 2? That game was insane when it came to immersion.
>>729344598So you drank all the kike cum from their cut cocks when you got to the synagogue? Thanks for sharing
>>729344860Rdr2 has fuck ton of details and interactivity but nothing of value is really lost if you play it like gta or rdr2 not to mention all of it goes down the drain once you start missionWhere in KCD those details and small things actually matters s lot more.
>>729338328It's like Skyrim for chuds
>>729344860Hard to beat RDR2 when that game has a budget of 500 million meanwhile this one has 40 million. Cyberpunk 2077 is a better comparison since it's a first person and I'd say it's more immersive than that game since all NPCs has their own schedule, and they're more complex in KCD.
>>729339941I don't care if it's optional. They were straight in the first game and all of a sudden they can be gay. It's the fact the characters I liked the most were changed and altered to appease fags. Besides both Vavra and Warhorse are liars so why should I ever buy from them again?
>>729345513Okay, your criticism is understandable but do you have to repeat it for the hundredth time? It just makes you look like a whiny bitch at this point considering it's been a year. Like, it's living rent free in your head. Just move on already. I think Ghost of Yotei and AC Shadows is woke and shit, and you know what I did? Moved on and ignore everything in regards to it. Nothing I say matters anyways. It won't change anything because those games have their audience. Maybe if you're a grifter who are currently profiting a lot of money but you aren't. There is nothing to gain from talking about this shit a hundred of times. Just makes you look like a whiny bitch.
>>729338328Retarded story only christ cucks could come up with, extremely bad combat (engaging with any of the systems is a bad idea, learn the counter move from the trainer and just cheese it), really boring game world, bad horse riding, bad alchemy. There isn't anything redeeming about this game, even when you master combat it's unsatisfying as fuck as the game shoehorns everyone into surrendering denying you a satisfying kill and if you try to execute them they get up and start running faster than a cheeta. Really the only thing I liked about it is shooting people with a bow from horseback as it's the only way to avoid getting gangbanged and I mean literally gangbanged, it's a bad game.
>>729345758>bad horse ridingRest of it is subjective but what's bad about horse riding?
I like how KCD1 is the one that chuds defend so hard against KCD2 but KCD1 threads never last long and they always boil down to people shitting on the game, while the chuds have little to say about the game. That's how you know it's been tourists steering shit up.
>>729338328A game that was murdered by its sequel, which included the the cancer known as (((bisexual))) representation.Even more egregious than most examples because it had to use a retcon to do so.Avoid any video game series with at least one installment featuring that garbage.
>>729345513Those comments were from almost a decade ago, things change during development, especially after a long time.
>>729346240Erm i was here long before KCD2 was announced KCD1 was a very nice game even for /v/dragon's dogma threads had more people than kcd threadsThere were mention of vavra and everything surrounding the game And most posts were about getting butt fucked in early game or seething about the monestry quest
>>729338510Kcd2 is still the most conservative game I've ever played. There's a perk that let's you pray, and when you do it litterally just makes you stronger and heals you, and Henry will recite an actual prayer each time.
>>729346421Who is bisexual in Dark Souls?
>>729339249I'm racist but this guys retarded, I'm not with him
>>729346985That's religiousness, not conservativeness. Liberals can be religious too, you know?
>>729346047The horseback combat is shit, or basically not possible and the horse gets hung up on everything.
>>729347039>I'm racist>but I'm not retarded like this guy!Sorry, yes you are.
>>729347015>>709521546
>>729338328first game is pretty kinosecond dunno, but i won't buy it
>>729347069Conservatives can be gay and not have a conniption when they see a black man as well, what's your point
>>729347070Oh yeah that...I don't even remember ever fighting on a horse
>>729346421This nigga got played by a bichad
>>729339617That's what happens when the creators betray they're audience
>>729347069The game explicitly states that "anything a good Christian should avoid is considered a crime" This means Murder, Theivery, Homosexual acts etc, all things you can so in game, but are explicitly condemned by the litteral tutorial advice. The only way it could be more conservative is if they didnt let you steal, murder or be a fag. THATS how conservative it is.
>>729345704>do you have to repeat it for the hundredth timeyessame reason we have to keep talking about concord and dustbornthese people need to relegated to mcdonalds
>>729347620Pinpoint to me exactly where IN THE GOSPELS it says that Christ condemned homosexual acts.
>>729338328Jesus Christ be praised
>>729348341NTA.>And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication and shall marry another, commits adultery, and whosoever marries her that is put away commits adultery.This confirms that Jesus deems fornication a sin.What's fornication, anyway?>Fornication generally refers to consensual sexual intercourse between two people who are not married to each other.Given that marriage can only be between a man and a women, he does condemn homosexual acts.Unless you think homosexual sex is not genuine sex.
>>729347574If the creators didn't betray the audience, how many more sales do you genuinely think KCD2 will get? Be realistic here.
>>729346240shut the fuck up /v/ liked kcd1 and talked about it when it came outretards like you were crying about vavra posting based stuff on twitter
>>729348805>how many more sales do you genuinely think KCD2 will getat least 1 less
>>729338328Faggot Jewish homo nigger propaganda Literally and they also force henry to eat a corpse like the golem he is Vavra lost
>>729338328Pretty damn absolutely great game, I love it!
>>729349236Nice to know you watched a youtube video
