>play support poppy>stunwall an enemy, bonk them, ignite them and R them>a chain of CC that lasts 3~5 seconds >literally a free kill on a golden platter>my adc keeps shuffling >autos once>shuffles back>does a weird zigzag movement and then runs away as i tank the enemy to death>end the game with me having done way more damage than him several games in a row, while building full tanki swear it feels like if you're playing support with a retard you're liable for an aneurysm, this shit is infuriating. idk what happens from now on I'm building a sundered sky on poppy every time i can
>>729345809adcs are literally the dumbest and most useless players on the team hands downcompletely useless every stage of the game unless you hold their hand and coddle them and give them an absolutely free laning phase and even then if they're too retarded to position and ACTUALLY autoattack (>90% of them) then they are still useless even when fed
>>729345809I want to bloat Poppy's womb with young until her feet can't even touch the ground and then cuddle with her like a teddy bear
>>729345809poppy Q has 200% AD scaling please understand poor adc can't compare
yordle thread hell yeah>>729345809ADCs are retards
As a toplaner I hate the adc because bot lane loses and screws the game whether I win or notAs a jungler I hate the adc because he offers nothing for ganks and would rather farm (push wave and miss cs) than come drag, help with river fights, rotate, etcAs a midlaner I hate the adc because he doesn't ping missing when his lane rotates, he feeds my lane when it roams even if I ping mia and he refuses to help when I go down to help jg at dragAs a support I hate the adc because they don't followup, miss cs, push the wave for no reason and open us up to ganks, build retarded and do no damage, position bad every fight and die or put me at greater risk to keep them alive, refuse to attack during fights and just walk around aimlessly waiting for stuff to die, and ultimately are UNABLE to carry the game, the one thing they are here to do
>>729346229>cuddle with her like a teddy bearAnnie may be a better fit for you bud>>729346362it honestly no wonder people pick xarath brand mel and the like as supports, because honestly, fuck picking a cham who's entire role is to babysit another champ, like it can work fine if your adc tries, even if he's bad if he at least fucking tries if he doesn't then you're fucked, since your entire role relies on them and if they lose you're going down with them
>>729345809>still plays multiplayer online games with randosIt's all cancer. If it's team based, you get matched with fucking retards all the time. If it's not, it's a bit better but 99% of the time it's infested with cheaters and the devs don't care. Stick to single player games, save yourself some grief.
>>7293470133 feet is a reasonable height for a teddy bear
>>729347052This.The only good soloq mp game are fighting games and those are such an unfun experience starting out i dont blame people for refusing to play the genre.
>>729345809poppy players are cute
>>729347052>>729347392kek OP wasn't even playing with a rando>end the game with me having done way more damage than him several games in a row>several games in a row
>>729345809I'm a support expert who plays toplaners like poppy and darius support. Remember that if your adc is ashe, lucian, smolder or sivir, they are useless all game long and you should steal all kills and gank mid and fight enemy junglerIf your adc is Vayne or kaisa, you autowin late.Ezreal gets picked because your toplaner pick is new and scary to them and they will not go in with youTristan and Draven go in off death cooldown so you do as well
>>729347553i play morg and brair too, out of the 3 poppy is the most skill based, she just has way too many requirements to get her gameplan going compared to someone like shen, sett or lux>>729347052I want to socialise desu, it's fun playing and interacting with people>>729348663most smolder player i interacted with were pretty cool, and the champ is fucking broken, he's basically AD viger with a different coat of paint
>>729348994>I want to socialise desu, it's fun playing and interacting with peoplefucking basedit's so funny seeing people like that retard with absolute dogshit mentals who can't handle losing even if he KNOWS it wasn't his faultyou already know if he did keep playing multiplayer games, he would end up being the toxic one.
SEX WITH YORDLES !
MOBA players are mentally ill, and are also massive pussies afraid to play a competitive game where they can't just blame everything on their teammates.
