>recommended game from this board>it sucksWhat's the easiest and quickest way to leave /v/ that doesn't involve killing yourself.
>>729345919Another poor soul tricked into playing Atelier Ryza :(
get a permaban or simply find a better hobby that doesn't involve shitposting on a dead board
you can't leave /v/, once you've posted here, you are fucked for the rest of your life.:)
>>729345919let me guessdragons slopma?bear gay 3?reddit 33?FOMO knight?shillslog?anything made by rollslopware?anything made by betheslop?
>>729346131OP here, I don't even shitpost, just here to talk about video games and lurk
>>729345919lose internet>>729346193pretty much this.
>>729345919You can't. You think this was a joke??
>>729345919understand your owns tastes better
>>729345919Go polish the Shagohod again
>>729346217yep and it'll probs happen again.
>>729346319>You think this was a joke??When I was a teenager, yes, but now I'm 19 turning 20 next year and I've realized the terrible truth.
>>729345919>recommended game from this board>it sucksFor me, it was Kenshi. It took me 5 hours of brainless grinding to realise that this game is an putrid mess that was left unfinished with many of it's systems being barebones with missing features.The dev just called it a 1.0 release version and called it a full game.
>>729346640I feel sorry for you, man.What did we do to deserve this
There isn’t a simple way. Neck yourself.
>>729347943NOOOOOOO!
>>729345919simply press the X in the upper right
>accepting random recommendations from people on /v/You know literal faggot redditors frequent this board right?
>>729345919maybe it's your fault for having shit taste, ever think of that?
>>729345919After not really being into Hollow Knight I just got more specific with what I play from here.
>>729345919Just leave...?
Make a post claiming you're going to shoot up a school or you've got a girl locked in your basement. You'll be instantly permabanned and in a few days a van will show up to make sure you never post on /v/ again.
worst /v/slop? for me it's noita
>>729346621>but now I'm 19 turning 20 next year and I've realized the terrible truth.You are like a little baby
>>729345919>leaveyou're here forever. i've been here for 15 years. i only come back around holidays, occasional saturdays or releases like silksong to kick it with anon.merry christmas, nigger.
Every indieshit rec'd here that I've tried has been ass
>>729345919>find games on my own and play them>don't tell /v/ about them while also ignoring everything /v/ suggests>only discuss games i likeHey this place isn't so bad now
>>729345919GET BANNED:>Go on /v/ and "admit" to ban evasion while posting an MLP-themed pornographic picture.>Instant 3 month to permaban, depending on mod mood.FIND OTHER SHIT TO DO:>Bruh you're an adult>You're gonna die someday>Are you actually doing the shit you care about?>If not, pick other shit you actually care about to replace this bullshit.>Don't just quit and switch to a new drug.>Put that shit in your schedule>Start doing that instead of 4channing.DNS BLOCK 4CHAN ON YOUR HOME NETWORK:>Go into your router's settings>Block 4chan's IP and domain in your DNS settings>Change your router password. >Make that password an unmemorizable 50 random characters stream>Put the password on paper folded in half in a ziplock bag in a block of ice in your freezerBLOCK MOBILE ACCESS:>Turn on parental controls on your phone>Disable mobile access to 4chan using the domain filter list>New password, ice blockBLOCK 4CHAN WITH WEB EXTENSIONS:>Install a blocker like leechblock and use it to disable access to the site. >Disable settings changes to your blocker without a password. >Password, ice blockUSE A FOCUS PROGRAM WITH A BLOCKER:>Install a focus program like the paid version of Focus Time >Use it to guilt-trip you out of the guaranteed new productivity demon you'll seek out>Also use it to block 4chan.>Password disable changes the feature, iceblock.MAKE 4CHAN X YOUR ENEMY:>Delete all filter rules you have saved>Delete all backups of your settings you have saved to your computer>Before uninstalling, filter the user name 'Anonymous' to make the site unusable if you reinstall the extension.>Uninstall 4chan X and your script runner extension for itIf you've done all of this, you have fundamentally CRIPPLED your ability to conveniently access 4chan on your personal devices. Good luck, anon.
>>729345919>talking about killing yourself because you played a bad gamehello drama queen, tell us how your christmas went
After you get a recommendation go and watch a YouTube review
>>729346640>>729348652For me it was Sonic Frontiers. Shitty open world tacked onto the stiffest controlling Sonic I've ever played, with very little proper levels and one-button mashy combat to boot.
>>729349505terrible, alone, browsing /v/the usual
>>729346621
>>729350460what does this reaction image imply
>>729350516Assuming he didn't edit the filename that's a pretty fucking old image code, I have some images from 2010 that start with 14 so his image would probably have been saved around 2009
>>729346093kek
>>729350758It's fun to go through old folders to see all the shit you've got downloaded from eons ago
>>729345919>Your recommendations suck!>What's your recommendation for killing myself?
>>729350907Is there a better answer than a shotgun?
>>729345919>recommended game from this board>it's really really goodThere's been a couple misses *cough*Dragon's Dogma, E.Y.E., and Dark Messiah *cough*, but a lot of /v/core stuff is pretty damn good. Pic related for a good example of a game I never would've found out about outside of here that I adored
>>729346621Nigger I've been here longer than you've been alive.
>>729350971>connect oxygen mask to tank of helium>put on mask and open tank valve>take a nap>???>profit
>>729350758holy shit>>729351286damn, i'm a 2006 kid
>>729345919go awayi'm being mean to youyou won't come back
>>729351457Stay on /dbdg/ where you belong troonsil
>>729351434>damn, i'm a 2006 kidI found this place in '05 and I shitposted on /b/ regularly back in the day. I remember Warhammer Wednesdays and /tg/ being made in '06. That was my main board for years and years.
>>729345919You'll never leave.I started coming to 4chan around late 2005 early 2006, and I haven't left. No other site has the freedom, it has no retards that try to make a name for themselves, drama is forgotten about after the thread closes. Even if you did leave, it'll only be a matter a time until you see how annoying, how fake, and how utterly ruthless the moderators are to you for having an opinion that goes against the grain. Then you'll be back. You won't even know it, you'll just automatically be here as if nothing ever happened. It's not a curse, it's your natural desire for freedom that you never knew you had. Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>729351551Not going back until jannies permaban discord tards on sight
>>729345919>I shill bad games as a joke or to be contrarian.>Poor unsuspecting anon takes it seriouslyI am gomenasorry.>>729346093I thought it was okay. Was expecting more fanservice though.
>>729351580oh...>>729351797DAMN IT
>>729345919See you tomorrow
>>729351580the first year or two of /tg/ was the best board experience of all time. The only times I ever visisted /co/ was around there too since it was basically just a glorified rapidshare gallery. God the early rapidshare era was really good in general
for me? it's:Nier AutomataYakuza 0Persona 4Dragon's Dogma
>>729345919>What's the easiest and quickest way to leave /v/you can'tit doesn't work like that
>>729346621>>729348797>You are like a little babyThis lmfao, a decade from now you'll have multiple month long breaks and still have proven to come crawling back.
>>729345919Fuck the anon that recommended Far Cry Primal to meBless the one who recommended Fractal Block World
>>729352151I played all of those and Dragon's Dogma is the only bad one. You have shit taste.
>>729352193Where the fuck else are you supposed to talk about stuff without having to make a verified account? 20 years ago it made sense to tease people for coming here so long but today every other option is so compromised and gay that you HAVE to come to 4chan to discuss anything
>>729352357I tried Fractal and got filtered in the first 30 minutes
>>729345919Just rip the bandaid off.Go into your router or modem & set up a block to this site. After a month or so, this place will lose its death grip on you.
>>729345919Nortubel
>>729345919married with children>bundy = (You)>his wife and kids = 4chanhe hates them and can't fucking leave
>>729351580>I remember Warhammer WednesdaysHuh? I remember other things that came on wednesdays.
>>729345919Ahhh let me guess.>enter thread with majority people pointing out all the game's flaws and calling the game shit>some schizo obviously over selling the game and flinging shit at anyone who dares mock the game's flaws>retard OP>"WOW I'M GOING TO IGNORE ALL THE POSTERS SAYING THE GAME IS SHIT AND FOLLOW THIS ONE SCHIZO SAYING ITS THE BEST GAME EVER">"WOW WTF, THIS GAME IS SHIT!"
>>729352521it takes a while to clicki wish it had music slam death metal
>>729352428it actually sounds like you have shit taste
>>729350867a simpler time.i started labeling all my images but the folders are by year now
>>729346640Morrowind looks to shitty for me to play desu graphics aged like putrid milk >inb4 le zooom zoom I love old games
>>729345919why don't you name the game instead of being a niggerfaggot?
>>729352872Better than yours.
>>729355083balan wonderland
>>729345919Ha you must be the guy they tricked into playing Astlibra
