>mfw my vidya devs forgot about the Christmas gibsdoes your vidya have it?
>>>/vg/
>>729349572At least we got Christmas cake.
>>729349572When does she come out so I can finally spend my carats
>>7293498023 days!
>>729349572Those filthy Shinto heathens don't celebrate Christmas. Don't be surprised that we got fuckall
I'm the reason Mejiro Dober hates men
>>729349848We will get gibs and decorations in january
I want to own all mares(they're just naturally more attractive I can't explain why)but Kawakami and Kita rerun drained all my carats so I can't afford Dober....
>>729349896absolutely based princess poster
>>729349896A brave prince has the courage to luckshit dober
I am ready for DoberHope you had a good Christmas anons
>>729349983Why do so many anons want whoreber?
>>729349848Mati-Sanra Fuku-Claus would cry if she heard you say this
>>729350072They like late-gamblingPlus she cute
>>729350072Beyond being a meta parent for late surgers AND end closers, she's really cute, has an appealing gimmick and is extremely for (You) or so I've been told
>>729350072I had her on my list early because she's cute and I like the Mejiros, turns out I like late gambling and she's good for that.
>run bad>legacy badNot happy
I can hardly believe its time for my wife to make her debut
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>playing uma on the ride home >Car bumps>Click bottom of riko's event by mistakeFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>729350164You won the gamble right?
>>729350150You're a fat, lonely virgin man who doesn't have a wife, will never have a wife, and will die alone. I want to protect you and save you, but you would never let me. I hope that when you lie on your deathbed, gasping for air, you think back to the rare few good moments I hope you got to experience in your long, lonely and empty existence before the reaper claims your life.
>>729350181Nigga are you stupid, are you trying to die?
returning anon here, here's my rosterso how bricked am I
>>729350072tsundere is still the ultimate architype
>>729350208Hey, I'm not fat
>>729350150will her debut be available on xvideos?
>>729349970MAYBE I'll put a single tenner on her banner but that's it.I've historically not luckshitted any Uma ever. I've rolled on 3 Uma banners and had to go to pity or near pity on all of them, Taishin, Summer Maru, and Kawakami Princess. I have luckshitted Umas through single pulls but they've never been Umas that I actually want. Like Seiun I luckshitted her through single pulls TWICE and I didn't even want her.
>>729350263facebook
>>729350208Unsure why you're projecting friend, but here's the (You) you're desperately seeking. I hope things turn out better for you :^).
>>729350271delete this, my daughter would never wear such an outfit
>>729349572They gave you trillions of stuff already.
>>729350231that depends on if you drew on the kitasan rerun yet or not
>>729350164Can you even get her in Unity? I can't recall it ever happening for me.
Thoughts on this........boy?
>>729350318No, she just appears in Doto's career and gives her a debuff
>3* groundwork>1* blue, 1* pink 1* greenUmazing!
>>729350181>playing uma on the ride homeBased
>>729350324Gets spitroasted by Biwa and WT
>>729350318Yes, I've only ever gotten her once since Unity came out though. It's exceptionally rare.
Is it better to single or 10 roll Umas?
>>729350309Your daughter is my wife.
>>729350317not yet
>>729350391same thing, 10x just saves time
>>729350391It doesn't matter for umas, only do 10 rolls for support cards.
>>729350218Why would you assume I'm driving and not a passenger?
I'm seeing people with 50 skills but only using 1 or 2 wit cards. How???
>>729350401your wife is my mistress
>>729350417Wrong. You are guaranteed 1 SR in a 10 pull, but not with 10 single pulls.
>>729350429Optional races and skill hints.
>>729350429discounts + some races + fast learner probably.
>>729350231Not really bricked, you just need to luckshit one kitasan and then you can use the uncap gem to LB3 her, then you're set
>>729350391It's not really that important unless you want more star pieces for 2* umas. For cards it makes more sense to do a ten roll. Trainees it doesn't matter as much
Isn't Dober supposed to be today?
>>729350429Always do one optional race.
>>729350491Dober is on Sunday.
>>729350491The 28th
>>729350452im pretty sure you're still guaranteed atleast 1 SR every 1x10 single pulls
>>72935049128th
i want jungle bucket
>>729350520Who's on first?
DANCHOU RELEASE ME FROM THE RYAN MINES, I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SUN IN WEEKS.
>>729350530You would be incorrect.
>>729350391Technically speaking it's slightly better to single pull umas, since that way you can stop immediately when you roll the one you want instead of needing to complete the 10-pullNot a big difference, but if you really want to optimize your carat spending it can potentially save you up to 9 pulls worth of carats per banner
>>729350472uncap gem?What
>>729350560DANCE FOR ME MONKEY, GRIND THOSE RYANS.
>>729350560I am in the kikaku sho mines.Dober needs 50 of them.
>>729350401>>729350434ALL LIES!! YOU ARE NOT HER PRINCE!!!!
>>729350592You missed the half anniversary but the legend races and the Fuji event give Rainbow shards you can trade for an SSR LB crystal. You need 20 shards to trade for the crystal so it'll take awhile.
>>729350592If you go into your inventory you will see a rainbow gem and a golden gem, the rainbow gem limit breaks ANY SSR by 1, the golden gem limit breaks ANY SR by 1. We get a new one every 2-3 months, right now we are halfway to the second one.
>>729350645Newfags still get the gem. It hasn't expired yet
Front runner taiki is giving me cancer...
>>729350682Oh, thought you had to login during the event to get it
>>729350694Why would you run that?
>>729350645>>729350652>>729350682I see...
>>729350737How many carats you got in total?
>>729350694bro, SfV only activates in 3rd or 4th
>>729350694Elaborate. Like it's hard to make it work or what?I was gonna try it because she's just not working as Pace when there's too many Fronts/Pace in the room her unique never goes off in that situation.
>>729350737Are you a returning burnout? We got a LOT of you guys lately, heres a refresher.>URA Guidehttps://files.catbox.moe/ma855x.mp4>Unity Guidehttps://files.catbox.moe/5ovmph.mp4If you have any questions ask
>>729350779>&order>=3Bwo?
>>729350789Getting into a room against her is annoying.
>>729350472aaaand 200 pulls 0 kitasans...
I think officers should unionize against danchous, the tyranny of chronogesis must come to an en-
>>729350848So you're saying it's good then? I guess I'll use my borrows tomorrow on trying to make her.
>>729350887Welcome back.
>>729350887Thats fine, you can pity the copy you need and you're good now (pity for LB2, uncap to LB3). What else did you get?
>>729350842order>=3 means 3 or lower (higher number)order_rate<=40 means top 40%, 40% of 9 is 3.6, rounded up to 4 so it only triggers on 3rd and 4th in the second half of the final corner
JP bros how did your CM go? I hope global gets Ms.Victoria soon.
>>729350970I think this is the CM where we get Ms Victoria
With how popular her figure is, they HAVE to add her to the game RIGHT???
>>729351063Trust the plan, she'll be the 5.5 anniversary uma
How are you guys getting to 750 stamina with only riko? Is 1 stamina parent not enough?
>>729350257Sorry. I'm glad that you're not fat.
Is a late with less than 600 wit glue?
>>729351063why are genki schizo Americans so appealable?
>>729350931>>729350959Okay I'm dumb apparently I DID get 1 kitasan but didn't notice it, so now she's LB4 after the pity and the gem thingiehere's my cards sorted by date obtained, I already uncapped what I could
>>729351194congrats, you're set for life
>>729351063She'll make a surprise appearance in Forever Young's career. Screenshot this post
I just realized Kitahara is actually Buena Vista's childhood friend
>>729351194>MLB Kita>MLB CreekYou're set for now, just focus on having a good time and getting into a good club next month. Welcome back, do some carees with someone you like.
Wait... if you don't really need Swinging Maestro for this race which stamina card would actually be the best to borrow in this instance?
>>729351321>stamina card
>>729351194Now you have fun level up your kitasan to max level (should be easy to do, making money is extremely easy now) and do whatever you want. It's too late to build for the current CM.
>>729351321you're borrowing a stamina card?
>>729351321
>>729351321>Stamina cardPost build NOW
>>729351336>>729351349>>7293513591350 stamguts is still 1350 stamguts
>>729351321I tried Seiun Sky for Escape artist. Would not recommend. I'm sticking with Rice and 2 spd 2wit for pretty much every ace
>>729350324Me? I like boys.
>>729351321>Stamina card
>>7293511411 stamina parent and a power card makes it doable, I'm hitting it with 0LB falcon.I've tried 2 speed 3 wit decks; it's a lot tougher that way and is more suitable for miles and sprints.
is anyone using that bot for runs
Curious, how did you get in to this game?For me it's because I keep seeing uma threads on /v/ ever since the global server launched and I think the girls are cute so I keep browsing these threads. Eventually I started reading CG and got hooked and started watching the anime.Then I wanted more and here I am.
>>729351321You dont need to borrow a stamina card, but just borrow MLB rice she has stamina bonus, you should have more than enough with riko and 1 full stam parent.
>>729351458No. Literal nigger behavior.
>>729351458Nope, not risking getting banned.
>>729351321Most people just get Cafe. Stamina Eater save my ass. It got Raining and Wet Condition for this cup, too.
>>729351470vtubers
>>729351493>Stamina Eateranon...
>>729351470I started playing after sharing a mecha thread. I got curious
what the fuck is this unity cup I don't understand anything whatshould I just run it now?URA finale never again?
>>729351336>>729351349>>729351359>>729351395>>729351425What's wrong with stamina cards?
>>729351470I'm a sonic fan and I like running irl. uma has both + extremely cute girls so it grabbed me immediately
>>729351470Did you finish the manga? Its completed now. You can also look into Star Blossom.
>>729351470Thought it would be funny to try for a few days, got hooked when taurus rolled around, winning plat + the first /v/ictory stakes made me a believer.
>>729351530Unity to build good UmaURA to build parent Uma
>>729351530>AcesUnity Cup>ParentsURA finale
>>729351542You don't need any stamina cards to reach the minimum stamina. If you do use stamina cards you will be sacrificing too much other stats.
>>729351458My schizo theory is that the guy at vmers is using it...15m fans on christmas? 19m fans one day and 17m the next one? not even the biggest earners of this board can do stuff like that...
>>729351530Unity cup is the new game mode, its to make aces. URA you use it to make parents. Someone posted guides for both in this thread made by a fellow anon from these threads
>>729351523It singlehandly won me the previous B Rank CM. It kill Goldshi on the spot and granted Creek her first place.
>>729350970I won in group B
>>729351572>>729351575>>729351621I see...>>729350837gonna watch it now thanks bwo
>>729351542In unity you don't need them because riko gives you so much stamina.
>>729351653Yea but stamina eater doesnt work on this track, this is a medium not a long.
>>729350970Do you only get Ms.Victoria if you win or does everyone get it?
Should I make rooms or take a nap?
>>729351660I have a 3LB SSR Riko and I still struggle to hit stamina thresholds sometimes.
>>729351686Yeah I know but its something worth mention when it comes to the Cafe card if he wants to make a Long Character.
>>729351470i watched the original anime while it was airing, it's pretty funny remembering how the boorus barely had any uma art for years until the second season and the game dropped, i think i subscribed to paka-tube while it had like 10k subscribers
>>729351686Not until global get summer Gold Ship.
>>729351563>Did you finish the manga? Its completed now.Yes.>You can also look into Star Blossom.That's next on my list.
>>729351731rooms!
>>729351470Threads were just so fun I decided to stick around, then the competition ramped up and now im racing with my life on the line.
>>729351769
whats showtime modeshould I always do it
>>729351748Wait, Summer Golshi let's you use debuffs even if they don't match the distance?
>>729351819If you want more LB unlock crystals you should
>>729351470I saw the threads about it when global first launched, was intrigued by the concept of a roguelite raising sim, and ended up downloading the game out of curiosityEnded up liking the game enough (for the stories at first, then eventually for the gameplay and the fun threads) to stick around in spite of it being a gacha
>>729351819No, it's a temporary challenge mode. Remember gold ship week? Its like that. Don't worry about it too much for now.
>>729351819Mode that makes the career progressively harder but gives you pretty good rewards>Should I always do it?Yes
>>729351852Summer gold ships ult activates two random skills regardless of activation condition, i bet it will be very fun to experiment with it.
>>729351806tch!66621486
Say something nice about the future meta pal card
>>729349572>another IP that's just anime girls>but these girls have HORSE EARS and a TAILmodern anime truly is just sloppa
>>729351934belno owes me sex
>>729351925When will grass stop seething?
>>729351942franchise so bad it only lasted ten years and counting
>>729351229I wonder how this would fit into Jo's timeline. Its kind of hard to see since Jo is like in his mid 30s and Buena's story assume that Buena and (you) are a few years apart.
>>729351934The sexo belno drawfag delivery is my favorite delivery ever.
>>729351942It made 2.5 billion dollars so they must've done something right
>>729351942Tbh, the cute anime girls are just icing for all the SPORTS for me. Glad they pivoted from all the Yuri to a sports focus, especially later on.
>>729351990Billion DOLLARS?
>>729351553>uma has bothUma has Sonic?
>>729352005Yes?
>>729351960when you join this damn room
>>7293519422016. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry7RUQfi7QUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjZ_nqn4-LUThey didn't release everything right away. They had to halt production and refine both the anime and game until its was good.
>>729352005The crazy part is the 2 billion dollar figure is a couple years old, Uma is like 70% of cygames revenue, and with the global release cygames experienced an over 100% growth in revenue. With Cinderella gray completely dominating the anime season it really is a cultural phenomenon
>>729351819>whats showtime modeIncreases the difficulty of races in exchange for bonus rewards, some of which are extremely good like carats and uncap crystal fragments>should I always do itYeah, at least until you've gotten all the rewards
>>729352072
>>729349787I feel like we're really only dating other trainers to get to their umas
games where the party LIES to the player?
>>729351470watched the goofy original trailer with /a/ and memed about it, watched S1 thinking it would be one and done but it was a nice, albeit generic sports anime but I really liked all of the characters. I honestly couldn't, and still don't hate a single girl.
>>729352110I don't want Lil Coon or Bitter Ass. I want riko
>>729351470I clicked on a JP uma /v/ thread years ago. One of the posts mentioned that the game had a welfare card that was considered one of the best in the game, but you could no longer obtain it if you missed its event. That stuck with me for some reason, and when I saw threads announcing the global server’s launch, I knew I had to start playing from day one so I wouldn’t miss that "broken card"Now that I’ve been playing for 6+ months, I think the card they were talking about was Special Week, which I don’t even use anymore...
>>729352108please...
>>729352147Can I have Coon?
>>729352091Cultural phenomenon you say?
did you guys buy any subtle gamer merch?
>>729352160>the card they were talking about was Special WeekActually laughed at this.
>>729352091I hope they get the guy that did Cinderella Gray to do a Katsuragi Ace movie.
>>729352165I can put my v.1 umas in the lobby if you want friend (finishing my last v.2 uma)
>>729352160to be completely fair special week was a very good card early on
>>729352165I'll spectate my club mate instead.GO!!! BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN (YOU)
>>729352165>5 fronts, 6 paceslol
>>729352207i would actually buy this if it isnt expensive
>>729352079i really don't want to come into a thread that i'm not interested in and doomerpost and bring the vibe down, but good lord, talk about being vindicated. if you like it, that's all that matters though.>>729351961>>729351990>defense plays that FIFA and COD fanboys use
>>729351229>>729351976>Jou>not being Belno's friend and going full on YuriIt would explain my Belno even bother going to a race Academy in the first place, even though she suck balls in running.
>>729351470I always knew about the game and I hated it because it kept stealing the top grossing spot from dokkan. I got very curious what the big fucking deal was and why the threads were so damn fast, installed it and never looked back.
>>729352207That wild joker shirt FUCKS like what I'll do to her
>>729352165Total pace domination
>>729352091>>729352184>this kills the nintenjanny
>>729351470>What the fuck is so special about this game why is everyone losing their minds over it>I haven't played a CyGames title in over half a decade>Now even members of my FFXIV static are playing it are you kidding me i cant get away from this shit>Fuck, fine, i'll try it out>Oh
>>729352323alright, but there are dozens upon dozens of X but cute girls franchises that die within the year so clearly they did something right
Does the jukebox in JP have this song? Does it have grow-up shine too?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O44r1_NZ8ZY
>>729352323>i really don't want to come into a thread that i'm not interested in and doomerpost and bring the vibe down, but good lord, talk about being vindicated. if you like it, that's all that matters though.Odd, very mature and reasonable hate post. I respect your opinion /v/ro, hope you had a good Christmas.
>>729351470After trying JP on launch and thinking it was shit and pointless to play without English text, I revisited the /vg/ threads once a year with a "global when" post. You could imagine the surprise on my face when one of the niggas said it's in a month
>>729352369R A R E Taiki win.
>>729352424holy shit i fucking love NTR
umas only competition in the genre is im@s and it's jap only so it doesn't have any competition at all
>>729351470i knew about it before the jp game even launched, i really want to play it but im not retarded enough to play without understanding it. 5 years later it was announced for global, i was actually trying to go back to master duel that time but when it launched it just took all my time lmao.
>>729352424yes to both, they both have lives too
>>729352369Suzukas killing each other in the last corner will never not be funny
>>729352424Yep
>>729349572
>>729352491The agenda is spreading....
>8* head-on parent with long sparksWhat is a good pacer for the Arima Kinen CM?
>>729352554Jury's still out on that one, I assume christmas oguri. Her optimal distance is 2000-2400 meters. Arima kinen is 2500 meters.
>>729352529>the kind outro song from Umayuru is in the jukeboxi need them now
>>729351470I've been playing the JP version since release. The season 2 anime while it was airing really helped me get into it at the time, now I'm playing global too
>>729352514>>729352529Fuck yeah, I hope we get them early.
>>729351470>/vg/ regular>2016>someone posted the initial PV and it was so ass I completely forgot about it>2021>someone posted an actual game trailer with gameplay and it's coming NEXT MONTH>oh shit I gotta try thisAnd it was great. It set the standard for me when it comes to model quality and movement and that's what I compare it to when I try other japanese 3d gacha games. Nothing else comes close, not even Idolmaster.
what did they mean by this
>>729352587I'm predicting christmas oguri is gonna be a big fucking scam, I'm fairly certain we will get evolved skills during MANT which will keep the meta fresh and level the playing field. This leaves us with>Long CMShe'll be strong here>Sprint CMShe'll be useless here>Dirt CMShe'll job to falcon here.Then we get evolved skills during MANT. Its not worth pulling for her
Torechi de wa~
>>729352587I don't want to roll for her. Maybe could Pace Maruzensky work with the corner?
>>729351470I'm a day wunner and watched S1 on /a/But I dropped the series for a while and gave up on global coming out, cool to see it come out as such a cultural fenomeno
>>729352682I thought kiryu-san would come to your house and gut you like a fish if you sold uma doujins
>Taiki is the best for this CM, there's no one even close>Suzuka only worked on Mile, she's only good as a blocker here>you need 800 stam + 1 gold>you should wait until dober to build your late surgersumamusume is a solved game...
>>729352707Possibly, I haven't checked the track yet but if it's anything like this pace maruzensky will be great.
>>729352734>All of those statements are wrongHoly shit. Gaslight dancer really runs this place
>>729351470I bought a new phone that was a much better upgrade than my previous one and wanted some games for it. That's it. I knew about the game and IP beforehand but had pretty much no interest in it but I kept seeing ads and remembered it existed so I downloaded it on a whim. Then I met my wife Teio and it clicked. Shame about the behavior of my fellow Teiobros
>>729352734>Suzuka only worked on Mile, she's only good as a blocker hereThere were only a few suzuka believers during Virgo, so most people used her as a blocker instead of an ace
Uhhhh, why are biwa and brian sisters if they don't share last names?
>>729352775that's the joke
>>729351470Decided to give uma a shot since the meta in Master Duel around the time of uma's global release was shit and I got tired of waiting for the fucking Live Twins support (it STILL isn't out in MD).Found out uma was >fun.
>>729352812>Failed the 1% wit trainingAm I bricked?
AHHHHHH I WANT COCK BALLLL I NEED HER
>>729352797I really don't understand why so many people didn't believe in her, my suzuka had almost a 30% win rate, oy neighs danchou had an even more ridiculous one.
>>729352825>wasBe real
>>729352807they share a mother irl
>>729351470https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhBXdNVDCFYThis ad play while I was working and thought the OST was pretty pump up. Esepically around 1:14.
GIVE ME GIBS NOW
>>729352707red shift doesn't seem to do anything at all in the umalator
Am I a shitter if im still platless?
>>729352797It was hard to guess the correct amount of stamina needed because you had to use a JP calculator. Now we finally have runaways in ours
>>729352079Looking at the old trailer, it's kinda funny how many of these umas never made it to the final product. I've only heard of 4 confirmed cuts, but I counted at least 7 or 8 designs in total that weren't recognizable as any of the current umas
>>729351063shut the fuck already you fucking quaternary
>>729350231Try to pull a kitasan, then farm rainbow crystals during seasonal events until you MLB her. You're fine.
How do I build lateKINO?
>>729351470For some reason I kept getting recommended Gold Ship's winning animations on YouTube months before global released. For whatever reason it was like crack. "haha funny horse dropkicks cameraman," and such.Then I heard that it got a "global release," didn't think too much of it at first, just thought "Oh, it's that Japanese game that cute dropkick horsegirl is from," but then I saw how it exploded in popularity in just under a week so I picked it up a week after launch just for shits and giggles.Rolled 3 Fine Motions and here I am.And then I ended up founding /v/'s first club because it hadn't occurred to anyone to do that yet.
>>729351470Fell for the hype meme then started browsing the best threads on /v/
>>729352682I genuinely believe this is too small of a bush for a girl like Pokke. Regardless, by boner is knocking helicopters out of the sky. It also really fucking sucks porn has convinced everyone that women should feel obligated to go full brazillian/hollywood.
>>729352953No, as long as you keep improving
>>729352881I mean it's still >fun.It also happens to be the case that it was >fun at an earlier point in time.
>>729352862iirc it was believed that the runaway style would consume a fuck ton of stamina at all times, so Suzuka had ridiculous stamina requirements like 1000 stamina + 1 gold. By the time a few anons proved otherwise, Virgo had already started
>>729351470i watched season 1 and 2 before it was cool and finally played it when it came out a month later because i missed the news and only found out once youtubers started playing it
>>729353002whats the first /v/ club anyway?
>>729352967No
What would you do in this situation /v/ma? What's the appropriate trainer reaction?
>>729353049/v/ma
>>729353049NTA but /v/ma and /herse/ were the founding clubs, shame /herse/ is falling apart they need fair elections
>>729353060I tuck her in on my bed and I'll sleep on my couch
>>729353085/herse/ will be fine, they just need a good anon to pick up the danchou role.
>>729352953not really, as long as you can go to finals you should be fine.
>>729353060She has to eat all the eggs
>>729352927Oh, the corner that comes as the last spurt starts is the 3rd corner, not the final corner. She's useless then.
>>729353060That's not rudolf That's a cow.
>>729353147Rudolf IS a cow actually
2 lates 1 front or 1 pace 1 late 1 front?
Am I bricked if I only have 3LB yeppers?
>>729353203For me? It's 2 Pace 1 Late
>>729351063One day obeyfag will get her in game, and he will have to spark her
>>729353243Have you won a single test room?
>>7293532033 fronts, 3 pace or 3 lates. You'll get fucked if you don't use all your umas to guarantee your acceleration or fuck others' up
>>729353060That's not a cow, that's a vaca.
>>729353085It was amazing how we founded clubs literally one post after the other.
>>729353286I don't join test rooms, and they're not all finished anyway.
Well /v/?
>>729353286NTA, but no.
>>729353287Fuck you, I'm running three end closers.
>>729353337Top because she needs fiber for digestion
>>729353337You've got to eat as much as you can. I'm all about the art of Bakushin!
>>729353373T.
>>729353373I hope you do and I hope you win every single match because fuck ooniges
>>729353203Runaway, Front, Pace
>>729353337You have a good set of pipes!
Neicha torture tank...
>>729353337>I'll take King Commendation Practice
>>729353452Wouldn't this damage her with how hot GPUs get?
>>729353060throw her sloppy drunk ass into the shower and sit on the toilet as I entertain her retarded ramblings/jokes to ensure she doesn't hit her head/fall down as she stumbles around. When she's done I'll dry her off and put her naked body under the covers all while she giggles and talks about how Air Groove is such a stickler and Maruzensky tries so hard to act young
>>729350072She lets anyone fuck
>>729353337You know, Gluttony is considered a sin.
>>729353490Every uma lets (You) fuck dipshit, it comes free with your fucking galge.
>>729353481She's got those technicolor fans, she'll be fine.
>>729353490but enough about curren
i just want a falcon and a taishin.
>>729353049(/v/ma->/herse/->horse MD->/v/ooners->oy neigh->der/v/)>/v/mapyoi->HotUmaGlue->ASTER->/v/agabonds->/v/mersWith () being the founding clubs created in July, and the rest having been created from August onward
>>729353493Yeah and I need resources for Everlasting
>>729353452How much do these figures go for? I want a good quality statue.
>>729353337
This is why I told the director not to bring umas from third world countries…
>>729353258That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
>>729353590I didn't know bakushin was an enforcer of Authoritarianism, all I see is free trade.
>>729353630>he says about the north korean uma
>>729351063Please don't wear that ugly amerifag outfit
>>729353630All I see is tax evasion
>>729353572>Danchou was a fukutardNo......
>>729353579Those 1/7s? Anywhere from $150 to over $200, before shipping and potentially taxes.
soccerbros we eating good
>>729353337Isnt Carrot a Veggie?
>>729353706SHUT IT DOWN
Do dicta strikerfags even have PR to tank.
>>729353662>UglyWhy are you gay
>>729353662go to bed Grass
>>729353572SEE I TOLD YOU OY NEIGH WAS BEHIND TH
I LOVE MEJIRO RYAN!!!!!!
>>729353706Fukutards didn't have a bad reputation back then, they would just post vidrel
>>729353758TARGET FOUND
>>729353564>Rob Roy>Rulership (TWICE)>Special Week>Deep Impact>Tachyon>Cafe>Kamehameha>El Condor Pasa>Sunday SilenceLITERAL gold digging whore, curren is only bred with 6.
>>729353794Can all japanese horses do this.
>>729353786>video so old it's brokenno...
>>729353819Only the dark skinned ones.
>>729353819The neigha horse is Amerikkkan
>>729353794Why would she throw the bullet before firing the rifle?
>>729353794This might be the most retarded animation I ever seen. 10 whole seconds showing her shooting an imaginary gun.
>>729353786What's wrong with fukutards?!
>>729353845No wonder they put hishi amazon as dorm leader then.
>>729353874What ISN'T wrong with fukutards
>>729353794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88R3N1E5FYY(I'm a schmidt scout CHAD btw)
>>729353874They're psychotic doomsday cultists that summoned a malevolent entity (shiraoki-sama) into our world. The fukutard genocide didn't go far enough.
>>729353786>Searching for posts with the image hash ‘E+5SIn7RquX+wc3Ef7JYMw==’. 162 results found.>oldest post is from 2022
>>729353937What's the oldest post look like?
>>729353937Our ancestors...
come on guys, i think we have already punished fukutards enough, in january 1 we should forgive and auld lang syne
What would you do in this situation?
>>729353794MERRYKRISS
>>729351695Everyone can view it but it's clearly a celebration of the winner and a song dedicated to how fucking good they are, the two runner ups that aren't on the winner's team are the other vocals, every other uma is relegated to being the backup dancers.So yeah, you can still see it even if you don't win, but do you really wanna see your uma play bitch and sing/dance about how good the winner is?
>>729353337one billion hours in gimp
>>729353987wake up
>>729353373basado, I kneel end chad
>>729353978I find it incredibly fucking funny that time someone posted a very very old archived release thread, and back then they had seiunlets and paizuri drawfags too
>>729353987roll left
>>729353982One of them tried to stop me from having an uma gf on Christmas so I'm aboard the hate train. The punishment? One week of Ryan careers.
>>729354024Kek
>>729353987>Block>Punish>Do my Aegis setup
>>729353706/v/ma's Danchou was a Mayanochad at first
>>729354024Saved.
>>729354024Vegetables are a spook.
>>729353987K.O.PERFECT
>>729354024vegspooks...
>>729353987realize that nice nature is designed to be a wish fulfillment for lonely otaku men to make them swipe
>>729353987Side step and punish
>>729354024Sweep really is the embodiment of egoism.
NEW YEAR NEW PR
I fell asleep again mid-thread and missed 400 posts between this and the last one, I wish I was American
>>729353987ROYAL GUARD
>>729354172Sovl...
>>729353987
>>729354093I like redheads and I wasn't really familiar with Taiki at the time.
>>729354131PLEASE KING I NEED THIS.
>>729354205They really whitewashed Kitasan Negro after season 1, huh...
>>729354172Fine, we'll wipe the stale clean, every uma now starts from 0 PR in 2026. Don't mess it up
>>729354131>king's mom watching her job at the arima kinen
>>729353987>She doesn't know i reflect physical Dumb bitch
>>729354172Maybe Teiofags will learn how to sage.
>>729354270That deals almighty damage actually.
>>729349572Nothing in Pokémon GONothing in Master DuelDidn't get noticed in gi/v/eaway threads
>>729353987Wait what the fuck, I just noticed she doesn't have anything where the human ears would be.
There were 50 billion rooms in the last thread and I might be the only trainer that takes over a week (sometimes even longer) to get decent aces, not even good ones. Even with my good cards I still have fucking nothing
>>729354172Its a new beginning fellow teiobro, we ended our debut in last place. But this time we aim for the top!
>>729354256i have a feeling fukutards will be the first one to mess it up in the megbanner lmao.
>>729354358I don't have a single ace done....
>>729352794>150cm>No increase or decreaseImagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the dorms looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
>>729354358I've only ever participated in rooms the day or two before a CM, and even then I'm putting out second tier umas
>>729354256Based, but Oguri is still a butt picker.
>>729354358Most of the rooms are the same few sets of trainers running over and over again by the way.
I genuinely, really fucking love it when El says "desu"
>>729354338
>>729354358I haven't even made it to finals A yet. In fact I've only won 1 finals B.
>>>/vmg/
>>729354412I will admit that Teio is oddly sexy
Any of you guys going to comiket to see the uma booth?
Wuv you all
>go to the shrine>see this thing comes toward youwhat do?
>>729354480throw a seven at it
>>729354432Delet
>>729354426Shes a giant titty monster in another life.
>>729354480
>>729354480run towards her
>>729354480I know it's the angle but Fuku looks unnatural with smaller ears.
>>729354480If I roll a 7 I will ask her out. Otherwise I'm 360ing out of there
>>729354472Looking very good!
>>729354480Fuku is a neurotic mess going through religious psychosis, why do I find her so attractive
>>729354480GREAT SCOTT
>>729354472Looking good!!!! I hope all the clubs continue thriving.
>>729354480How would sex with fuku be like?
>>729354464I wish, I cannot leave my country to go to nipland at the moment.
8734 9812Scorp CM. Bring 3 or do whatever you want.
>>729354412Doesn't teio weigh a fuckton? I think i read somewhere that umas weigh the same as horses.
Please tell me that I'm not the only one who has Shinko Windy permabugged without hair constantly. Also the game flips itself and freezes when exiting fullscreen
>>729354526Death
>>729354614
>>729354692Would risk it, it's shiraoki-sama's will.
>>729354464n-next year for s-sure!
>>729352912Girls Legend U never fails to get me hyped
>>729354614"Jarvis, simulate the scratchy Fuku's moans...""Jarvis, volume, 150%..."
>>729354683What are you talking about tamaschizo
>>729354683Every copy of Umamusume is personalized.
>>729354683I experience the 2nd currently.
>>729354464
>>729354683If you don't let Windy bite you regularly she bites her own hair out of stress.
>>729354692>Off by oneI'm taking the gamble
>>729354683the only bug I get are concerts being bled into backgrounds unless I back out to the title screen
I... I like Vodka.
>>7293546566/9
>>729351470I was at the point in my life I tossed gacha out of my life. I was free. I ignored this game for a month when it launched globally and only picked it up eventually out of curiosity even though none of the girls caught my interest. I picked Teio with the selector, fell in love, found out a version of her with cool music and a broken ass card would release at the same time so I waited a few days and rerolled for both. And then I picked Teio with the ticket again.
>>729354683>He downloaded Uma.exe
>>729354816KWAB
>>729354846Gold ship would say this
>>729354746Every time Shinko Windy appears in my game she has no hair, her head is only a face with nothing behind it or around it. And when I exit fullscreen after entering it with F11 the game goes upside-down but also mirrored, and then the image freezes even though the game is still running and working om fullscreen
>>729354886Yeah sure anon, and I'm Lemaire.
>>729354886
>>729354886kek that shit happened to me a few hours ago
>>729354886Manhattan cafe neighas be like.
>>729354948Why does fuku have the ability to teleport others to Australia?
>>729354981The real life horse could do that.
>>729354948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpjweBv9KeU
>>729354930Are you gonna win the arima kinen faggot?
>>729354948>text is reversed and mirrored this is really fucking funny
can you call yourself a real trainer if you don't have an uma phone wallpaper?
>>729355018How much wit do I need to understand this foreing language?
>>729355040>Yuri
>>729355040Why does mambo have a can of spray paint.
>>729354656Digital managing to hold the front with a bunch of procs at the last 200m. 1638 7002Again. Scorp CM. 3 or less per trainer.
I don't know who is my favorite uma, who should I rep?
>>729355092add Digitan to the list of Scorpio winners
>>729355115Daring Tact
>>729355115No Reason
>>729355128Digitans been winning scorpio rooms since literal day 1
>>729354948>>729355037How does this shit even happen? Like what line of code did they fuck up for this to even be possible? Is it really not happening to everyone else?
>>729355115BOFA
>>729355115sugar lights
>>729355160Probably a GPU issue because I've never experienced this
consider dictus
>>729355160Have you tried moving out of straya
52797480Scorpio CMbring 3
>>729355192I'm extremely happy with the uptick in dictus propaganda, I thought I was the sole dictusfag
>>729351229>>729351976Game uma and anime uma tend to be different timelines/universes/whatever you wanna call it and can and will do different interpretations of things to be different cause of the whole mix media shit it's got going on, not to mention we've already seen bits of Kitahara's past and he was pretty fucking degenerate and had poor social relations before Musaka got him into horses so there isn't really room for Buena there. If anything he's confirmed the expy of Katsumi Ando considering the rest of his team is Daiwa, Believe and Shion whom the jockey all rode at one point in his career, which is what uma likes to do when coming up with teams like this, giving them something in common like having the same jockey or whatever.Going off this though, it means CinGray Buena is either still waiting for her childhood friend to get in and Kitahara's just temporarily looking after her, or CinGray Buena does not have a childhood friend do they can do the Team Ankatsu bit.
I'm spectating all of your races and pirating your umas btw
>>729355192Sexiest mare
>>729355271I know, my rival.
>>729355182>GPU issuePlease don't fucking scare me like that
>Golshi would probably be the best honse to spam Showtime mode>Any good parents that result from these Showtime mode spam runs would be mid because it's a Golshi inheritWould Rudolf also be goodOr TaikiHow many parent run races would you have to sacrifice in exchange for training turns to ensure career stability when accounting for roided out competing umas in Showtime
>>729355115join me and become the second Bubble Gum Fellow fellow>>729355040ive got blue archive wallpaper, and uma lock screen
>No tits>No ass>Uptight>Glasses>Ugly hair>Shitty racewear>2*What does anyone see on dictus
>>729355326Ignore him, that anon's being retardedit's a RAM issue
>>729355259Another solution is that Belno was that childhood friend.
>>729355115Which uma doesn't have a single fan yet?
>>729355092Rudolf gassed and Taiki takes the win. 7983 5616Scorp CM. Bring 3 or less. MORE
>>729355359Makween thought she was the sexiest mare in the world thoughbeigt
>>729355359
>>729355359She's fat
>every room have been filled
>>729354948This happens to me when I switch from Fullscreen to window mode via hotkey. Going back to Fullscreen fix it.
>>729355332Why do you say that? What makes Goldship the Uma to run showtime?
>>729355429Make your own, lazy ass.
Have you all forgotten?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L4eU1pM4Bzo
>>729355429just like dober
>>729355419Aie, you didn't even let me spectate
>>729355052>If you were born and raised in Australia, this is what you'd have for breakfast, my good friends.>A 750ml bottle of Victoria Bitter at 7:40 AM. Cheers!
>>729355367Are you for real? I could believe it since I think my sticks are giving me lots of issues
>>729355419>single suzukaJoever before it began
>>729355458I want to marry doto and NTR her with opera o
>>729355482Thank you class rep
wish there was an optio. to add partner umas from like a code or something. that way you could just post it, and anyone willing would be able to see the build and how well it perform against their umas on their own
>>729355437That's EXACTLY how it happens to me too, is there a way to switch modes without it happening?
Scorpio room 18797379
>>729355536
>>729355445Golshi's career is easy to run undefeated in normal circumstances despite having more G1s than Symboli RudolfProbably because her unique lets her cheat and if things go accordingly she's an end closer that gets to be in pace position>>729355485no anon im just fucking with you i was just making you think about replacing ram at a time like this
I have no idea what I'm doing with aces right now when it was pretty simple with Libra
>>729351654Same, Gran Alegria did it for me too
>>729355259>it means CinGray Buena is either still waiting for her childhood friend to get in and Kitahara's just temporarily looking after herbut I thought she rejected everyone until I become a trainer?could my childhood friend betray me?
>>729355550If you want to load up window mode, just start up the game and press the hotkey button before it finish loading ENTERING THE GATE or anything before it.
>>729355593Its this simple>Do you have suzuka and maruSuzuka + maru + pace>Do you have suzukaSuzuka + pace + late>Do you lack suzuka2 lates + pace
>>729355647I'm training the later but I'm getting smoked in the practice rooms
I can't even jump to class 6 anymoreI don't want to redo 15 umas
SEKAI ICHIBAN
>>729355419Bunch of umas near the finish line but Scarlet crosses the line 1st.4269 3535Scorp CM. Bring 3 or less. MORE>>729355469I'll wait a bit this time.
>>729355668Level up your support cards for bigger bonus.
>umas did well earlier today>eating shit nowWhat happened?
>>729355417One of the unreleased ones, probably. All the umas who are currently trainable seem to have at least a couple fans in these threads (though some are obviously way more popular than others)The next few upcoming umas (Dober, Fine, and Tamamo) have all started to gain traction already, so if you want to find a truly unpopular uma you'd probably have to look into the ones coming after the megabanner
>>729355359>Uptight
>>729355590Ok thanks anon, I still run DDR4 so that probably isn't AS expensive to change, but it's so fucking weird how the flip glitch doesn't happen to everyone
>>729355557KINO pace duel on the final stretchmore 13505594
>>729355417Gran alegria has a few haters because of her in my opinion pretty hilarious shoes
>>729355696That just happens, sometimes they'll have an off day.
my REAL childhood friend is luna-chan
>>729355359Just admit you're a prancing lalala homo man
>>729349572>>729349572I can't fucking win the kikuka sho
>>729355647>tfw have Taiki, Maru, and Suzuka as trainees>still thinking of running Doto, Opera, and Digitan in i have no fucking clue what positions I have half a groundwork parent that i gave up on finishing because i got the impression the advantage fronts gave since the mechanics rework was reduced considerably compared to the headache involved
>>729355763I really want her so you can probably count me as a fan, shes so cool.
>>729355417The ones yet to be discovered by globalfags.
>>729355731What's the skills on your Curren?
>>729355417shakur
>>729349945I'd smile if I saw that irl
>>729355417I've never seen a single anon talk about Fusaichi Pandora
>>729355720i don't have the flip glitch but i have two monitors in different resolutions and half the time the game very much doesnt like when i moved the window from one monitor to the otherit doesnt go upside down but the resolution warps and stretches
>>729355795train more stamina and power
Our fruaking heroes
>>729355814Like 99% sure I've seen a hishi miracle fag in these threads before
>>729355798probably Late, Pace and Pace respectively, stick SfV in both your paces and Pump on your late that should do the trick with good enough stats
>>729355417There are legitimately 0 K.S miracle fans
>>729355852I've posted her before, I really like her
how do the "girls" cope with all male names like rudolf or king gaylo
>>729355763I don't think she has haters. I've seen multiple anons say they like her, just that they don't like her shoes
>>729355731STRONG fronts in this room...more 41209620>>729355832She got such poor skill hints, don't use her for build reference... you can do better!
K. S. Miracle is the only uma without a fan, not only because she's way into JP but because it's literally a dude. Not like Fuji or some others that have that boyish look but are still hot and feminine as fuck, K.S. is 100% A MAN
Do you think King Halo would join the tunnel snakes?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU
>>729355919Fuck you, that's my boywife.
>>729355869>would love to buy the Creek version of and place my work card in it>but this means everyone in work will see it
>>729355678Fronts rocked the race.6610 9252Scorp CM. Bring 3 or less.My last one for the night. Seeing more people on then expected and names I haven't seen before.
>>729355907my first thought was double pace late but given the environment this CM i very much feel like if i run 2 paces my 1 late will most definitely get locked out of 6th place way too often..in fact im leaning on resorting to running triple pace AND putting SfV+Pump to ensure something fires
>>729355770>bird poop
>>729355935>Brian>Ryan>Rickey>George
5 seconds before the trainer gets raped
>>729355417Kiseki
>>729351470>For me it's because I keep seeing uma threads on /v/ ever since the global server launched and I think the girls are cute so I keep browsing these threads.Basically the same. Actually, I watched s1 when it came out in 2017 (?), but I didnt know it was a game until a couple of years ago.
>>729355919You say that and then you're going to read her 4 story chapters and roll for her immediately.
>>729355935Uma name culture is just weird.
>>729355935nigga there's a horse named Traffic Lightsboy names are the least of their problems
did someone say ikemen umas?
>>729356041THAT part of her career makes me want to save for her.
I swear to god if someone posts that stupid quarterhorse's name...
DID YOU KNOW that in uma musume despite having the girliest color scheme and family name there are ZERO mare based Sakura Umas in the game
considering how serious people ITT are abount number crunching, ive got to ask: How many of you play games like Factorio, Satisfactory or stuff by Zachtronics?
I think I finally found an uma ZERO anons have ever talked about, who the fuck is this?
>>729356020How could you NOT feel insecure marrying a woman with a man's name. Imagine introducing her to your family>Here's my lovely wife, BRIANSo fucking gay lmao
>>729355919I've been a fan ever since i saw this stupid comic
>>729356065Where's her usa oaks trophy
>>729356137Urara is honorary Sakura.
>>729356147KEK thats my wife faggot
>>729356141I LOVE Opus Magnum
ENTER
>>729355417Does ANYONE other than me like Tap Dance City?i dont count because the only reason i find her good is because of her song
>>729356163That's TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION NARITA BRIAN to you teiofag.
>>729356141I play paradox games if that counts for number crunching purposes.
>>729356172its the flower arrangement thing in the top left isn't it?
>>729356026>Was the motherfucker oonige in the 2020 Japan cupKino, but she'll be overshadowed by Contrail release
>>729355950Fronts claim another room, it's a dark day for latebrosmore 48805280
>>729355935>male names like rudolfEasy. Rudolf is a deer, and deer looks feminine as hell thanks to Bambi.
>>729356218She's just like me for real
>>729356212i like funny random engrish like all the other usa horses.
>>729355959>voiced by Hinata SatoThis is the second time I've seen her voice some gender bender character.
>>729356212There's a tap dance city fag
>>729356024Rare laurel post
>>729356147Every Mejiro has been mentioned and discussed except for Ardan.
>>729356210What is that minimum wage worker doing here
>>729356280and a Merry Kris S to you too
>>729356218>this is an American uma>but if she stay in America instead of transferring to Tracen Academy like Taiki, Paca, and Fatass>no friends, no positive motivation, bullied, etc
>>729356318Are you dumb? We love mejiro ardan here. Her story is fantastic
>>729356318She's cute but I don't know anything about her yet.
>>729356331I'm sure this is Hokkaido.
>>729356318this but bright
>>729356210Love sun visor, shame she's a never ever, I'll have to settle for fujin and her funny hat
>>729356302Read this as Yanny
>>729356318Pretty sure I've seen anons bring Ardan up a few times. I've been under the impression that Mejiro Bright is the literalwho of the bunch
>>729356324Wagies are /ourumas/
>>729356351Her career is sad bittersweet ropefuel, I'm really excited for her.
>>729355770Fun fact, Dantsu Cow has a feet card as well
>>729355995Extremely entertaining finish at the end. Shout out to my own umas brocking each other. Hope you all got data you wanted from the races. I feel better with what I have. Wish I got S mediums on two of my umas but that requires much more grinding and hoping.
>>729356318I'm going to play with the Glass Girl. I'm skipping the megabanner for her.
>>729356346There have been ZERO (0) discussions about Ardan.
>>729351470Asmongold rolling McQueen.
31654168
>>729356386I'm a brightfag, im saving up a spark for her. There's just no point in spreading propaganda this early
>>729356257>it's another front episodeSurely in one of these rooms Curren Chan will trigger her ultnext 49180447
>>729356346I use her SR for parent training since it gives both left handed and fall runner for scorpio
>this many good umas coming outdoes anyone else find it troubling that theres little to nontime to save and pull for cards? for the next two years i might be stuck with the same card pool ive got now
>>729356428I remember some streamer playing Maya's career and got weirded out and quit half way lol
>>729356419Yes there has been, did you miss the breakdown of her career and how she dies
>>729356491Apparently I did, what the fuck?
>>729356486Do THAT
>>729356462S.Maru is weird. You want to be in 3rd place for a good SFV setup, but being 4th lets you proc her unique on the final corner, which is huge.
>>729356486You get about 100 free rolls on support every new year, anni, or when new scenarios come out. Plan your rolls there.
>>729356486No good cards coming out anyway. You need to MLB them.
Jesus christ it really seems like every uma has at least one dedicated fag.
>>729351470saw a game about cute girls running, wishlisted it back in april i believe.
Which Uma should I fap to tonight
>>729356486Do the MANT gigasave, no one cares about the MANT umas.
>>729356546Taiki has 6.
>>729356449It's never too early to spread propaganda brightbro
>>729356554Sweepy
>>729356089>THAT partPlease do tell more, I am not interested at all in that MALE
shakur bros we are FORGOTTEN
>>729356570I wuv my Danchou
>>729356562which ones come out during mant? >>729356520i AM already doing THAT, and might as well do THIS too when the time comes.
>>729356580You know this makes me think of something, if every uma is for (You), are the loli umas for (You) too?
>>729356449I'm vaguely interested in Bright too, which is why I was aware of her existance at all despite her having next to no presence in the game yet. Let's hear that propaganda
>>729356318Her story was one of the most popular ones back in the day.
>>729356546Every Uma deserves a husband.>>729356554It's Christmas though...
>>729356570And every last one of them is annoying
Are there even any Bubble Gum Fellows?
>>729356619Maya
>>729356595K.S Miracle straight up falls into a coma in the middle of her career
>>72935644723587416one more for me
>>729356659I like her hair but I know literally nothing about her.
>>729356554
>>729356462Good race broslast one for now 77178667
there two types of shakur fagsthe ones that don't exist and liars
>>729356605>Implying anyone could forget 4Chan Shakur.
>>729356641/v/ma's danchou is cool
Here are your upcoming umas in the near future.
>>729356619Yes
>>729356667That sounds grim but it doesn't really make me want to pull for her
>>729356659>i am forgottensee, >>729355340 (I)'ve been posting about her "from time to time". want to spread awareness, but not become a ritualposter
>>729356378Yes but Obey is alone. It stands out compare to 4 pages before that panel of all the umas that challenge Oguri: they have friends and family to hang out and chat. Obey is all alone in comparison. Maybe she in Hokkaido or in the US, but who knows. If she in Hokkaido (yes im aware of RL Bulter's Past), it just reinforce how much she really hate America. Why stay in the country that mock and ridicule by all your peers? She is too old to attend the academy.
>>729356615From satono to copano.
>>729356710Too many Mejiros, I'm not going to make it
>>729356710>gonna have to miss out on Cheerleader Neicha, Fujin and Palmer because I need Flower for affinityFUCK
>>729356526>S.Maru>SfV>4th place for her uniqueWhat?
>>729356779I feel like there's less umas during MANT no?
>>729356679Pardon the mobile screenshot, but its one of those stories where (You) fall for her. and rightfully so, shes cool, and also teaches you how to blow bubble gum bubbles
>>729356554Urara
>>729356686Ggs, thanks for joining :3
>>729352024Yeah
>>729356736Woah hold on, sweeps career is lewd?
>>729356676dominator is strong, gg
>>729356832I don't want to be a girl
>>729356779>both cheerleaders>summer mcqueen>(not pictured) Machan in the row abovehnngh :(
>>729352024"""""satono"""" is LITTERALLY just Sega
>>729356851GG, thanks for hosting. Cute Curren
>>729356805>4th place>passes a tired Suzuka>moves into 3rd>unique procs
Ardan > Bright > Mcqueen > Ramonu > Dober > Palmer > Ryan
>>729356851Thank you for hosting, anon.
The thread may be dying but you will be rolling for Wonder Acute in 8 months!
>>729356554You shouldn't fap to your beloved trainees, anon. It's bad for your soul.Instead you should imagine what it would be like to hold hands with them for the first time.
>>729356881Sweeps career is extremely lewd of. course
>>729356753>not become a ritualposterPretty fucking based, I wish more people thought like this, especially the annoying ones like the Obeynigger.
>>729356990I already did that months ago, now comes the sex
>>729352024
>>729356990https://files.catbox.moe/d6uacf.mp4They need this badly in life. Shame that its too late for all of us to get it.
>>729356990>will never ever EVER touch hairbuns, hold hands, or cuddle with nice natiewhy even live
>>729356960>Ramonu>LITERALLY doesn't give a shit about anything other than racing and pisses off everyone because of it>Ramonu T kinda fucking sucks>Talked shit about my wife Still in LoveNah fuck Ramonu
>>729357080I am yearning.
>>729356983Sell me on this granny (or give me an idea to draw her when I get home from holiday traveling). She's extremely cute, but I don't know anything else about her.
>>729356881An anon described it as unironic dd/lg. I don't know how accurate that is but food for thought.
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>>729357027i mean, ive saw ritual posters come, people tell them to stop, and thats the end of the story (see: "WV in 3 years" anon, "vivlos mentioned" anon, the tachyon outfit-let, etc.) i just dont want an uma i like be partially associated with an annoying fuck spamming her.
>>729357156she's a DISGUSTING D*RTER do NOT get scammed
>>7293570802026 is gonna be my year. I'm finally gonna get /fit/ and find someone that'll do this with m-... Who the fuck am I kidding, no women exist that are as pure and wholesome as any of the umas, even the slutty ones.I should try to get in shape, though.
>>729357156NTA but i don't know anything about her all I know is she punches fast, maybe her beating up a trainer.
>>729357096>Talked shit about my wife Still in LoveWhat did she say about Still?
>>729357156She got rejected from art school.
>>729357206Jokes on you, I'm into that
>>729357194Everyone hates ritualposters but somehow NTRAnonymous gets a pass...
>>729357156She thinks (You) really are an umazing person and that's all the reason she needs to win races.
>>729357273i filter the word "ntr" so at least i domt see him when im not mobile posting
>>729357156Shes an old woman, draw her yelling at a cloud or showing her trainer Umabook AI slop in her flip phone.
>>7293571942 of those 3 pretty much stopped. The Obeynigger keeps repeating the same shit every fucking thread as if this were /vg/ even if people tell him to stop. Him alone makes me like her less
>>729357273There's a difference between liking a character and occasionally sharing art of her vs making the same post every single thread. >>729357278Dang, that's pretty wholesome.
>>729357320Theres a simple solution, release obey your master. Shit man i want her too, pay the fucking butler cygames.
>>729357225She was interested in SiL's running since Ramonu's a grade A racist, but after watching it she called it ugly and beastly like a monster and not beautiful at all
>>729357194>"vivlos mentioned" anonI'm still here. Nobody told me to stop, I just haven't done it in a while because I know that stuff gets old.
>>729357320i dont think ive saw either of the three in at least like 2 months maybe? ik that the tachyon guy stopped like before unity even came out.
>>729357368You can't exactly call this graceful.
>>729357273Sorry, I try to not do it every thread and switch my posts up. I just love my wife.
>>729357368>beastly like a monster and not beautiful at allShe's right thoughbeitever
>>729357194>"WV in 3 years" anonThat was me, still love Bari, still rolling in 3 years. Ritualposting got boring after I failed the witcheck on a bunch of threads. Now I just seethe about bad runs and casually bring her up if it comes up naturally.
>>729357404well, glad to know youre still around and not ritual posting (reaction posting, but still), anon!
>>729357407Pretty sure he just got the outfit and then stopped posting about it
>>729357407Win variation anon is still around, people are just good at self moderating because people really care about thread health/quality
A TRVE torena never speaks ill of NTRanon.
Which uma will grace Grub?
>>729357359That wouldn't work, he would still post "Sex with this horse" in every fucking thread like the annoying nigger he is
>>729357194vivlos mentioned poster only appears when well... she gets mentioned. Coatless tachyanon finally got her three star a long while back. NTR anon is /v/ma's Haru and doesn't just copy paste messages. It's only WV anon and Obeyfag ritual posting to the point of annoyance
>>729357436>not looking goodEvery fucking time.
>>729357156>give me an idea to draw her when I get home from holiday travelingHer giving (You) a lap pillow to take things easy.
>>729357496Its gonna be gold ship and you know it
>>729357496Fatty
What about the seiunlet?
>>729357404>>729357417>>729357436>>729357461So what I'm gathering is that everyone knows how to behave themselves and stop annoying ritualposting except for the "___ ____ ____ _____" Obeynigger
>>729357496>Divine HorseWITH THIS 7 SHIRAOKI-SAMA WILL GRUBBLE ME INTO REALITY!
>>729357573There's more than one.
>>729357573didnt he stop after apparently going to therapy or somrthing after making a "seiun tulpa"?
>>729357586>"___ ____ ____ _____"Bigger tits and sluttier
>>729357573He is our outlet for Fukucurses so he's allowed, perhaps even a necessity.
>>729357480Stop making thread personalities.Even if you don't mean bad and he neither, the only thing at the end of that road is complete thread enshittification.I'm warning you man. I've seen what happens when a thread starts circlejerking too much about their more notorious anons. Thread quality falls off a cliff, and the topic to discuss ends up being this cliquey drama. Then you start attracting dramafags too, who like to be in threads where they can worship other losers. And slowly your more normal users start leaving since the threads become about worshipping some 4chan retards and not about the game at all.
What happened to the giga whale from a few days ago, eas he just rich or did he lose control? It was unironically not looking good.
>>729357639Sane take, thankfully. A nice meta talk like this keeps it under check.
>>729357598>that imageThat is the entire story funny enough. Shiraoki knows how self destructive Fuku is and needed Trainer-san to look after her
I'm making umamusume models and I wanted to share them
>>729357573There are multiple ones, unless you mean Seiunlet Prime but that's not important
Did uma ever have any kind of collab with another game? i'd imagine adding fake characters to umamusume would be a bad idea, but have umas ever appeared in other games? the only somewhat similar thing i know of is the limbus company april 1st event some time ago
>>729357671He didn't reply to anyone, just posted his receipts and dipped. Said he spent 6-7k already
>>729357710SOVLKINO>>729357732
>>729357732I think...grandblue? I can't remember exactly.
>>729357732Shadowverse has had multiple uma collabs, both on the physical and digital versions.
>>729357710Based.What for though?
>>729357639If the thread ever gets to vg levels of bad then the mods will just ban us on sight. We only persist because we actually talk about gameplay
>>729357156She's the caring granny who likes to listen to your woes and take care of you. Her dad was rookie boxer of they year but fucking blew it and got into a slump, but with the help of his eventual wife he bounced back and eventually opened up a gym to support other people who may be struggling in life, and Acute looks up to that and wants to be that kind of support for (You), fully entrusing herself to your care and even going up against Falco to prove a point that (You) ARE a good trainer (Acute T has a similar situation that parallels to her dad.)In her bond 7 the two of you go to a shrine and write wishes on a lantern which end up both being to stay together forever. Her Valentine's event is giving her a bouquet of flowers and her freaking the fuck out and showing all her friends. She also does le funny art meme cause the real horse painted a picture once. Her roommate is Tanscend who is the modern and high tech uma which is a fun contrast to the old granny that she is. She also has bushy eyebrows which is giga cute. I fucking love this granny.
>>729357782That's a shitty looking Maru.
>>729357732https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VzVZ_AogOA
>>729357695I wanted to make smut where Fuku gets told by Shiraoki to get close to toreina and Fuku goes completely neurotic about it, goes completely overboard and fucks him dry. Then it gets resolved and have lovey dovey consensual impregnating sex.I wonder if it's a semi-plausible plot. I don't like writing ooc pornography. It has to be kind ofn in character.
>>729357797which is weird since there are already vg tier threads on this board i'd say
>>729357639Agreed, i just wanna spread positivity and my wife's agenda. But people have to be really careful about not making shit about themselves, thankfully it's minimal and people are really good about self moderation.
>>729357794Mario
>>729357746I hope he's ok and having a comfy Christmas.
>>729356823Just checked the release schedule, and if I'm tallying the releases right then MANT doesn't seem out of the ordinary. Depending on how you count the anniversary umas, it might actually have MORE new umas than the scenarios immediately before/after it:>13 new umas during URA Finale, not counting the launch roster (TM Opera O, Mihono Bourbon, Biwa Hayahide, Curren Chan, Narita Taishin, Smart Falcon, Narita Brian, Seiun Sky, Hishi Amazon, Fuji Kiseki, Gold City, Meisho Doto, and Eishin Flash)>11 new umas during Unity Cup (Hishi Akebono, Agnes Digital, Kawakami Princess, Manhattan Cafe, Tosen Jordan, Mejiro Dober, Fine Motion, Tamamo Cross, Sakura Chiyono O, Mejiro Ardan, and Admire Vega)>Tannhauser and Kitasan on the 1st anniversary alongside MANT>11 new umas during MANT (Satono Diamond, Mejiro Bright, Nishino Flower, Yaeno Muteki, Ines Fujin, Mejiro Palmer, Inari One, Sweep Tosho, Air Shakur, Bamboo Memory, Copano Rickey)>9 new umas during Grand Live (Yukino Bijin, Seeking the Pearl, Yamanin Zephyr, Nakayama Festa, Wonder Acute, Zenno Rob Roy, Hokko Tarumae, Daitaku Helios, and Shinko Windy)>Turbo and Mr. C.B. on the 2nd anniversary alongside Grand MastersI could've sworn there was a 10th uma releasing during Grand Live, but when I went to double-check my numbers I only saw 9...
>>729357732Grub, Shadowverse, World Flipper had a collab. Should Dragalia Lost lived longer, it may also got an uma collab as well. Other than their in house stuff, I don't think they have yet to do a game collab with a 3rd party company. I do hope we may get Ace Combat 8 collab with uma skin pack though since it's the easiest shit they can do with the IP and Bamco already produce a bunch of uma merch.
>>729357732They had a collab with StarHorse4 but didn't get an uma, just the music. They also made a fake uma for a TV show called The Royal Family
>>729357834>i can now hold hands with my umawifeanon, genuinely, thank you for sharing
>>729357872The Royal family has an uma?
>>729357845I thought so. Keep it up, anon, looks great!Post Taiki and Bono if you make them.
>>729357893The Royal Family is an honorary uma.
>>729357835Please post it here if you ever do, I'm desperate for good trainer x uma smut.
>>729357732Tekken 8 Season 3 will have Gold Ship as the season's guest character.
>>729357909I only want to make launch umas for now but I will make Taiki soon. This hurts though because I love Tamamo Cross but I don't feel like making her for now
>>729357817She sounds like my type. I guess I really will be rolling for her in 8 months.
>>729357917I want to make a family with Royal Family
>>729357835Sounds great, just needs a shiraoki possession scene.
>>729357817alright now get to the part where you plap her and get her pregnant
Please wait a while before making a new thread, I get huge fomo from missing threads
>>729357956>>729357987Kekeke the grannyganda is progressing smoothly.
>>729357732Hagsky is so old she's featured in daytona
>>729357639I don't think it will ever get that bad, people are really autistic about gatekeeping shitty behavior (good). But it's still good to have these conversations, we're doing a really good job right now and have to keep it that way.
>>729357732the special week incident...
>>729357835There are many times that Fuku is pretty attach you>that soda event >that valentine event>that bobbing apple quote in halloween>that holiday event>that hand holding good luck event>that hotspring event where you found out she was working on impressing you with all the jokes and entertainment>that ending where she call you her good luck charm and goes out to eat ramenBut its seem mostly on the validation of your approval over your lovedovely part. Trainer -san sometime tease her here and there, like that part where she was suicidal. Regardless in an ironic fashion, her career is also the Trainer trying to tell Fuku to believe in herself and not just think that all her victory was in luck or from her god worship. Early Fuku is totally on board with Shiraoki and do whatever Shiraoki tell her to do. Post-Shiraoki (where she think her gods abandon her) is where what I mention happens.
idk what I'm doing
>>729358003Yes, people do take breaks and its a good thing
>>729358095This is a good uma just needs slightly more guts and speed, oh and dont get burning spirit. Get no stopping me.
>>729358009>slopSuddenly my interest is waning
>>729357935I have a lot going on in my life right now but that idea has been floating in my head for a while because I find Fuku extremely sexy and really cute and into you. Eventually, hopefully soon I want to make this real.>>729357983That is actually a great idea. A scene where she is oddly dominating and Shiraoki reveals that she has always been watching and only wants what's the best for her. It's very good and in character.
>>729357835>Potential smut writer My life is yours if you write trainer bourbon smut.
>>729358174here, writerCHAD, have a hot fuku
>>729357887Its a robot that looks like her, anon.
>>729358195Why bourbon out of all characters, her dialogue would be the most unsexy out of all trainees.
>>729358275>anon has never read or heard fiction of characters with funny accents or ways of talking
>>729358275Yeah I agree. Bourbon is doujin material since she's so sexy and wears the sluttiest racewear. She's pure eyecandy.But her demeanor in written form would be whack and not sexy at all.
>>729358139thanks anon, I'll give it some more tries and aim for that
>>729358174You can always use this site for reference if loading up the game is too slowhttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/en/character/1056/
>>729358275She's my umawife and favorite character, and I'm not entitled to a delivery but would like to make a suggestion just on the off chance.
Before this thread dies, just wanted to say I THINK FUJI KISEKI'S EVENT SUCKS! You're cucking me out of my race win sparks! And I have to do the event anyways because it has crystal pieces in it!
>>729358332Not true, just look at good Aigis smut
>>729358412I just lost 2 King Halo career runs in a row on Level 5.
ending with worst post
>>729358480I haven't done this since I became a good toreina but when the game started the threads were full of>King Jobber Since her career was so hard for a noob. Now with her jobbing in the new game mode, I can post it again
>>729358486Worst post indeed, not looking good.
>>729358486kill yourself
These last two threads were excellent.>729358486Kill yourself
>>729358486truuuu
is guts tachyon better to build than the regular variant if you only have kitasan when it comes to notable cards?(not including welfare)
Ending with best post.
>>729358553They always are, now please. Before we archive. Anyone recommend some good uma smut? No yuri
>>729358275NTA, but now I'm tempted to give it a shot. I HAVE been thinking of trying my hand at writing erotica...Actually wait nevermind, Bourbon deserves better than whatever crappy amateur lewds I'd be capable of writing at the moment. Maybe I'll just try writing sappy romantic shit instead
>>7293585732 speed 2 guts riko 1 wit. Trust me
>>729358597Please give it a shot, you'll do a great job.
>>729358412Am I bricked if I haven't started yet? It looks hard as shit, very long and incompatible with the Ace grind (I still have 0 aces btw)
>>729358690Nah, you got time and can grind it quickly
>>729358486
Ending with the STRONGEST
How do I shitpost in an uma thread and ruin it immediately?
>>729358769Post a butt picker
>>729358597Anon if you make it with love there's nothing to be ashamed of. Plus if you truly want to make your wife look good you'll get better just to make her look as good as possible. Look at this for example.
>>729358743That lewd image that the drawfag drop was good
>>729358769Post the faker
There are a lot more bourbonfags than I expected.
>>729358769I know how to fucking ruin a thread beyond recognition but I would never do that here. I shall not be imparting that forbidden knowledge since I love these threads too much.
>>729358827Who doesn't love this autist?
>>729358865just make an golshi OP
How do I frame 1 irreversibly ruin an uma's PR for 2026
>>729358906Be goldship
