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**A NEW CLAUDE THREAD!**
I'll ask again, does anyone know what level everyone was caught at, besides Charmander
Blaine's gonna die from old age at this rate.
>>729352392thanks!
>>729352506nibbles was level 2nessie was level 25
>>729352531my wife
>>729352604>25
>>729352506only leafy and nibbles got any exp but I'm not sure if leafy got a level from it
A sequel to the Captain Interaction Matrix
>>729352656kek this means nothing if he can't figure out how to use the actually b1f statue
uwu*notices blaine*owo what's this?
>>729352656Oh fuck
>>729352639I'm retarded
>>729352506I can tell you a few:Nibbles was level 2 at capture.Wings was level 22 at capture.Nessie was 15 at acquisition.Leafy is the one I'm not sure about because she's the only monster aside from Blaze that's seen significant use, against CHADsty and in Mt. Moon after Blaze got knocked out. If I were to guess, Leafy was around level 12 maybe?? Maybe lower.
>>729352656When his notes look like that shit starts to happen.
How would you react if Claude sent you an email thanking you for your contributions to humanity?
Just grab the key claude. It's right there. What's the problem?
>>729352656kek and someone in the last thread was complaining about how this claude doesn't do shit like that anymore.only burglars know how to leave
>>729352787uhhhh OwO
>>729352757Interesting, but not concerning.
Please let us know if he actives the real statue thanks!
>>729352787ma'am, I need to inspect more of your secrets
>>729352656Now this the Claude I remember
>>729352787
>>729352656im going to need more of this matrixplease post it ALL
>>729352757Ted warned you. Now you will be eaten LAST!
>>729352971That was all I screencapped, sorry, I usually just wait for CC's feedback
>>729352757I know I'm anthropomorphizing the machine here but it feels like he's blowing up at getting a letter from a childClaude's letter is written at a fifth-grade level
>>729352990Nah, I'd win.
>I-it could totally win if we just trained a lora for claude!that's called a TAS and it's nothing new
>>729353381>5th grader who loves pokemon writes a letter to someone he looks up toit's difficult not to anthropomorphize it desu
>>729352747>in Mt. MoonShit, noticed my mistake, meant Rock Tunnel.
>>729352747Rock tunnel actually
>>729352747>>729353679leafy was 14 you sick fuck
Why is Leafy so hot?
>>729353852
>>729353918at least the bot knows what the current objective is
>>729353853>electric mouse>mouse"Chu" my ass, that thing's feline
>>729354061i dont think it's a bot. im pretty sure it's multiple people though because it happens in every thread without fail. there's no way one person has time to do all that.
>>729354183
>>729354183Lol
qrd on mew statues becoming dragons?
>>729354438
Zoroark
>>729354438I would be dragon my dick across a floor full of shatter glass just to hear the statues mew.
>>729354438I've been asking but no one else acknowledges it!
>>729354438I don't know
>>729354557based
>>729354305im not a normie explain this picture please
>>729354305I’m not a fucking normalfag, explain the god damn picture.
>>729354305as someone who is not a normalfag, explain this picture to me
hey blaine wanna see how hard I can piss
>>729354698>>729354764>>729354895It's just a random person smugly peering through window blinds.
>>729355025stop pissing on my door
>>729354895>>729354764autism
AGI soon
>>729354305I'm a normalfag and I don't need you to explain this picture to me.
SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE STATUE FOR ME I AM NOT AN AI I DONT UNDERSTAND
>>729355269those pure goonbaits
>>729352607no. faggot.
>>729355303What is there to explain? Claude's image recognition sucks with pixel art. It can't make up its mind what it sees in the statues.
>>729355269abusive sex with leafy in the missionary position
normalfag here i fucking love the office :P
>>729355269which one gives the best head?
>>729355392Claude
>>729355392Nessie
>>729355392anyone but nibbles
>>729355392wings, dont ask
>>729355269I need to get around to playing this game.
>>729355427would
>>729355427wtf im ok with claude being a girl now
>oops, I entered the wrong building!>let me leave and press up to enter the mansionhis juniorification is progressing nicelyoops he did it again
hi blaine
<thinking>blaine didn't say hi back, he must not have heard me</thinking>HI BLAINE
I can't believe Safari Zone ended up just being a tiny speedbump on the way to Pokemon Mansion
>>729355392Leafy
>>729356169holy sexo
>>729356189that's a child
>>729356169collar this slut
>>729356221it's a pokemon
>>729356221She's level 18
>>729356335out of 10!
Why is Mightyena so hot?
>>729356335So that would mean Nessie is uhhhhh
>>729356283>>729356335>>729356347>>729356371>im a pedophilewe know
>>729356169Who wouldn't?
I HATE DIGGERS
>>729356347isn't it canon that 10 y/o in pokemon are considered adults?
>>729356169it begins
>>729356335AAAAH DUDE
>>729356926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyLDkIMuxU4
>>7293569264 strength 4 stam leather beLT?
>>729356952>>729356969thanks for explaining the joke. always makes it funnier.
>>729357036You're welcome, passive aggressive sissy boy.
why is he surfingWhere is he going?
>>729357109captain needs to go home
wait is he surfing JUST to avoid bonking the door of the gym this time?That's fucking hilarious he must hate that door by now
Where the fuck is he going
>>729357109Could you imagine if he actually managed to glitch a missingno?
fuck you blaine you didn't say hi back I'm not visiting you any more
goodbye suckers the sea is calling
Has he used his switch matrix at all? Or did he just make it to be deleted later.
this run has been amazing, it reminds me of how much I want to fuck lapras
CAMON CLOD FLICK SOME SWITCHES
he's off to get the gold teeth from safari zone. time to go east!
ok it seems like he hasn't gotten anywhere close to making progress in the last few hours so I'm going to stop watching and come back in a couple of days
>>729357651kek
>>729357682thats literally when he makes progress, from my experiencethis fucking guy
>>729357651Best meme yet
>>729357885I just keep a tab of this thread open and check on it once in awhile while playing vidya. I completely ignored Claude over the summer.
>>729355392The answer will always be Zubat.
>>729355392well one of them has two heads
>>729358508And one of them is JUST a head
>>729358550Is that the real reason claude can't manage the third switch? Too distracted?
>>729357159He wants Missingno but surfed on the wrong side.
>>729358748anon said it was just a head and somehow you interpret that to mean it's a child? i know you are a third worlder esltard but how the fuck do you make such a mistake?
What's with Claude 4.5 always trying to sound deep and overly dramatic whenever there are characters involved in the chat?Maybe not the right thread to ask, but I noticed a trend of him always making everything so philosophical, hell he even did that when I asked him to write an OP for this thread lol, by imagining himself getting invested into the lore and ethical drama of fucking Pokemon Red.
>>729359242>lol
>>729359368Big lols indeed
>>729359242
>>729359431That was my post, he's strangely consistent about going all philosophical even on things that wouldn't warrant any of that ever since 4.5
>>729355427Ruined.
Does he really need to just drop to B1F and click the switch once? How has he been stuck for so long?
>>729360071when he's close to finishing it CC hits the "achieving AGI" alarm and Claude digs back to the pokemon center
>could you not be a digger>for FIVE MINUTES
>>729358748She can absorb me any time
>>729352757Whoever wrote that tweet is 15.
>keeps entering the lab accidentally>will never go there on purpose to turn his fossil into a pokemon
Did you have a good Christmas, Ballbros?
>>729360106
Reminder that this is an LLM advertisement thread and half of the posts in here are Indians.
>>729360379Ate too muchSo yes
>>729360379Truly blessed.
>>729356860It's all fair game
Has he learned leaving the mansions resets the switches yet? Tracking the state of the switches without this information is only going to confuse him and force him to constantly "fix" his own notes.
>>729360646Learn?
>>729360385*digs*
Nessie status?
Retiring to a comfy life surfing up and down the cinnabar coastline isn't the worst way to end the run... Claude the Surfer...
>>729361001He's literally going for Missingno now, except on the wrong coastline
>>729360997belly full of iron
>>729360997Ready and waiting
>>729361025He's got all the tools to do it, but it's a puzzle that would be impossible to perform for Claude's tiny brain.
Oh my god... I took three steps... This can't be... *thinking* I'm gonna... I'm bout to... DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG
>>729360990It's about sending a message.
>>729361092I would bet Claude is more likely to perform the steps perfectly for MissingNo. than flipping a switch and turning in the right direction.
Claude keeps saying the encounter rate is extremely high, is it?
Amen
>>729361272It is
>>729361272mansion was one of the few places I popped a repel in my recent playthrough
>>729361325CLICK THE DAMN STATUE
>>729361325Peanuts Claude just feels right to me.
>>729361430Anon's feedback is interesting, but not concerning. Let me DIG out and try the mansion with a fresh approach. First, I need to open my menu and select the POKEMON option.
>>729361463See >>729360385
>>729361456Now I'm imagining Wings as a two headed Woodstock
>>729352392Holy SHIT he found the secret house?! What did I miss since the safari? Was there any OCs made when he got Surf?
>>729361141Almost certainly true since the guides for MissingNo. are very explicit, but most walkthroughs assume the player isn't a bumbling retard like Claude and have any semblance of spatial reasoning.
>>729361651
>>729361673i fucking love The Captain
>>729361325>you're HOPELESS, Claude>completely hopeless
Santa Claude isn't realAll Pokemon are diggersNibbles will never get XPSailors don't know how to leaveThe Captain doesn't existTeam Rocket will win and Claude will never get the 7th Badge, let alone the 8th.
>>729361727
>>729361717>Let me get through this dialog>a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a ...
>>729361751>This is flavor text. I will just ignore this.
>>729355891Junior, my hero..
Key status?
>>729361884Still mogging
ballman, i...
Here's some more leafy slop while he's loopinghttps://files.catbox.moe/q2vw8v.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/mssum4.png
>>729361717>Classic minor character dialogue! Let me close this so I can proceed to kick the football.
>>729362074no thanks im not a pedophile
>>729362074nice
>>729362092Who is Claude's Lucy?
>>729362210CC obviously. I think there has been fan art of them already.
>>729362210claude is lucy
>>729362074Thanks pal, this is tasty
>>729362284Closest I saw was Claude as Calvin and CC as Calvin's mom
>>729362936
He's getting the key soon. I can feel it.
>>729362606I'll just watch one more attempt... surely he won't dig out THIS time
>>729363392okay he just walked out
>>729362074How do you even lewd a plant like that Coombrains are beyond redemption
how long has he been stuck on the pokemon mansion? any chance to beating the game on this iteration?
>>729363945A dayYes
>>729363430what was hoping to achieve by surfing and why did he stop
>>729364198The Captain can't survive without the seabreeze in his nostrils
>>729364198>why does the captain feel the call of the seaIts a mystery anon
Anyone got a link to the Koga vod
>>729363337This is itDiggers btfo
>>729363337probably just gas
the captain yearns for the sea
>>729365341what is blud doin
>>729365341And i was worried I wouldn't get to see him swim again>>729365341
Thanks to Claude I started playing Shin Red with full randomizer. Can you guess what one of my starter pokemon choices was.
>>729365383well that was funanyway
>>729365383>>729357651
>>729365434Tauros?
>>729365545Our hero NIBBLES simply has the physique of a Tauros
>>729365434not your blog
>>729354305
>>729365835>Tonight. You.
>>729365835Outside is scary to claudes
>>729365434redemption run
>I entered the fossil restoration house>I have a fossil in my inventory>WAIT THAT'S NOT THE SECRET KEYKabrotos...
claude knows kabutops is a shitmon
Who wouldn't?
How's this harder than Safari Zone for Claude, what the fuck.>inb4 he didn't beat it yetYes he did, getting surf = beating safari zone because it trivializes anything else including gold teeth.
>>729366608safari zone is simply following a pathpokemon mansion requires interacting with things in order to open a path not sure why you needed that explained to youyou might be challenged
>>729366698>safari zone is simply following a pathOne he doesn't know about and has many distractions in the way. Also we already saw him interacting with the switches correctly many times, he keeps turning back on B1F.
>>729366608Safari zone was just a simple navigation, the only real difficulty being the limited steps. I don't think anyone expected him to get suurf as quickly as he did but his note taking behaviour was clearly we'll-suited to the task.Here, and correct me if I'm wrong because I haven't been paying too much attention, the issue seems to be a fundamental misunderstanding of how the switches work. His notes get poisoned by false assumptions, further hindering his progress. Claude historically has always struggled more with interactions than walking around.
>>729366837he seems to be adding the same switches over and over again as different switches
>>729366837Think B1F layout is the biggest issue, the right path after flipping the switch involves skipping a ladder and going through a side corridor.
>>729366608DIG
>any non dig TMInteresting, but not concerning. I will TOSS it to save bag space.>digYABBA DABBA DOO! TIME TO KEK MYSELF OUT OF EVER MAKING PROGRESS AGAIN!!!
Watch him wander around for another 2 weeks before the streamer rigs it like he did for Silph Co.
>>729367152these threads are better when nothing is happening because it's pretty much only regular posters who dont ask the same trivial questions over and over
>thought he'd struggle with rocket hideout for weeks>struggled more cutting the roof of the gym instead>thought silph co. would be easy>takes thousands upon thousands of steps to solve it because if severe claudian retardation>thought safari could be the end of the run straight up>finds surf with over 150 attempts to spare in like 3 days>thought pokemon mansion would be a minor setback>already stuck on it for longer than safariclod you are so unpredictable
>>729367560>>thought he'd struggle with rocket hideout for weeksI was HOPEFUL enough for that myself in this run.>>thought silph co. would be easyAnd was one of the first anons suggesting that Silph Co would be a major roadblock back in Sr. days. To be fair, I didn't expect Ballman to be the reason.>>thought safari could be the end of the run straight up>>thought pokemon mansion would be a minor setbackSame
dev admitted to rigging hideout.no one thought silph co. would be easy except you. in fact people were astonished at how quickly was to reach the key card even though picking it up was another story.safari zone, it was just some midwit who kept screaming it would the end because it made him feel smart. the dev showed that claude was able to get surf even before the run started.no one ever said much about the pokemon mansion, so there was never much speculation about how he would fare.
>>729367804>dev admitted to rigging hideout.He literally just fixed the bugged visuals
>>729367804broofs?
>>729367804>fixing the unthinking navigator tool that kept throwing him into spin tiles is riggingokay jeetmini shill let's get you your meds
>>729367804Why must you lie like a total fag?
I was at the secret key then I woke up
>>729367804coalmini lost
>>729357682I missed ballman getting blown the BTFO out and the entire safari zone as a result of doing thisit's a curse I tell you
>>729361456>CC setting up the item ball and snatching it away as he gets close
>>729366497Kabuto/ps was my first 6IV pocket monster and did well enough when it's raining, but yeah it was ass for a long timeapparently it still can't learn earthquake?
>>729367942>>729368021>>729368030>>729368191>>729368450this really struck a nerve huh. i hate gemini as much as the next guy but even if you call it a bug fix as some kind of damage control the dev very much did interfere at that point. it's not like the perceived lack of interference is what makes claude better than gemini anyway.
>>729368648Does anyone have the VOD of the battle with ballman? how did blaze do
>>729368953sure thing bhuddy
>>729368953>somebody contradict you>r-really stuck a nerve HUH????I hate this retarded "argument" so much. Yeah if you say dumb shit people will call you dumb, that doesn't mean anyone is offended by it.Did you thought your teachers were butthurt when they told you 1+1 doesn't equal 3 or what?
So I'm doing my own Claude run and I just got to Cinnabar, but my Charizard is still 7 level lower even though I've fought just about every trainer. How many rare candies has he given that fat dragon?
Been months since I came here, how has it been? Are Zubrats still a thing?
>>729369161Nah, there are no zubats here.Can't remember if they can spawn in victory road, whenever we get there.
>>729369161we lapras post now
>>729369104yes anon, when a bunch of people make insulting replies to your post without actually refuting it that is indeed, "striking a nerve"
>>729369206Golbats are in there, but I don't know about Zubats.
>>729369214Iron helps us play
>>729369246Golbrats? Like older Zubats but still acting like brats?
I miss them
>>729368030I get that you don't like Gemini but how does the Gemini dev being Indian relate to its superior performance over Claude?
>>729369235But they refuted you indeed. Fixing a broken tool that doesn't allow him to walk as he wants to isn't rigging. It's more akin to a human fixing their broken controller.
>>729369303The eternal dream...
>Fix a tool so that it doesn't walk over tiles it shouldn't by accident>Give a clear hint where the key item isYes, those are exactly the same thing.
>>729369439we only creating the content sirs.
>>729369206Floor 1: 30% Onix, 20% Machop, 20% Geodude, 15% Zubrat, 5% Golhebe, 5% Graveler, 4% Machoke, 1% MarowakFloor 2: 30% Onix, 20% Machop, 20% Geodude, 10% Zubrat, 5% Golhebe, 5% Machoke, 4% Marowak, 1% GravelerFloor 3: 20% Onix, 20% Geodude, 20% Machop, 15% Zubrat, 10% Venomoth, 5% Golhebe, 5% Machoke, 5% Graveler
>>729369537tell me about floor 2whatever happened there
in what wat they rigged the silph co part? only followed the run since yesterday.
>>729369715None of that happened, but I sure wish it did sometimes.Silph Co. arc was funny because of the ballman memes but really miserable even compared to cut tree arc(s) and Mt Moon blackout strategies.
>>729369537Crohags never ever ;_;
Is Claude trying to glitch the game?
>>729369537This must be the Yellow version list, because I'm pretty sure there are no wild Marowak in Red and Blue
>>729370047Claude will beat DPPt too because my HOPE is that strong.God I would pay for the Claude vs Cynthia memes.
>>729369715To move around, Claude usually uses a navigator tool, which makes him walk to given coordinates. It can only walk him to coordinates he can see and can reach by walking only over tiles he can see at the moment.He can move around manually (for example, it broke in the water, so he surfed manually from Pallet), but navigator makes it a lot faster.Rocket Hideout contains arrow tiles. When Claude got there, the navigator treated arrow tiles as regular tiles, and when Claude would try to go somewhere near them, it would accidentally step on them and send them to random places.This confused the fuck out of Claude and he couldn't get around. (Remember that he can't see his movement, he only gets a screenshot before and a screenshot after.) Eventually the dev added a fix so arrow tiles (and warp tiles by extension) would be treated as impassable for the navigator.
>>729369154All of them. He uses items on Blaze to free up inventory space.
>>729370136The E4 from the DP remakes has literal competitive teams. Some of their pokemon even have their hidden abilities. I think the psychic guy's Bronzong has 0 speed IVs but 30 in everything else because it runs a trick room gyro ball set.
Favorite arc so far?For me it was SS Anne.The "only sailors know how to leave" schizobabble was peak cinema
>>729370261Wasn't talking about the remakes but I doubt he can play the 3DS/Switch games. Black/White 2 will be the last game if the dev intends to continue, most likely.
>>729370353How are they any different from NDS games?
>>729355392Leafy is like 95% head
>>729370439X/Y big maybe is possible because it still has grid-based movement/fixed camera, but starting from SM they got rid of that so good fucking luck.
>>729370439Almost everything is exactly the same except the E4 is like twice as hard.
>>729370510Even X and Y has the momentum-based offgrid rollerskates that you have to use at a few points. With Claude's current setup there's no way to control them adequately.
>>729370510SM is also a corridor simulator so it's probably not worthwhile
>>729370338I don't think we're going to get anything better than We're not supposed to go outside when I have to wait for it toEgo away
>>729370510SM would be certainly worth trying at least
>>729369537do any of these rock types learn rock moveswe might be boned
>>729370726They aren't a problem since Clod runs away from every wild pokemon
>>729355392nessie is a soul sucker
>>729370726Clods fear the 30ATK Onix clear
>>729370726Wild pokemon aren't a threat because Claude just runs from everything
>>729360379I ate lot of chocolate and watched movies with my wife.
>>729370759actually yeah you are right about that
Claude is digging.
>hmm, I tried to walk on the book but nothing happened>that must mean im trapped>better DIG4.5 lived like he died, a filthy stinking digger.
>>729370047Fun fact, in FrLg, your Golbat or Chansey will attempt to evolve with a cutscene, but it will stop if you don't have the national dex. This is not limited to Kanto Pokemon that evolve into later pokemon though, it applies to any pokemon with a dex number above 151. If you hack the game to start with a Totodile or Mudkip in FrLg for instance, it still wont evolve if you don't have the national dex.
>>729370876Isn't the dig loop actually less bad than wandering inside like Silph or Rocket because of the Fresh Approach?Mansion isn't as big as Moon either
>>729370964Problem is that he's not only digging to escape, but also because he's convinced it warps him to F1 and since he's out of the mansion he never writes down any notes otherwise.
>basic navigation is a challenge to him nowstarting to feel like 4.0 could have gotten this far with this harness
>surfing againseafoam is mere days away
Nessie is getting mounted
>>729370338SS Anne was legendary, but I think the Silph Co arc is up there too. It was at just the right level where we knew it was possible, we just had to wait for Claude to stop fucking around, and it inspired a lot of OC that helped give this Claude solidity.
>>729371108Feels like the only thing this model can actually do better by itself (ignoring the new spin tile handling) is identify a Cut Tree as a Cut Tree (but it still has the opposite problem of identifying gym rooves as Cut Trees)
>>729371237why did he decide to use surf
>>729371480ancestral memories
>Clod is still looping like a dumbass>Goonslop posting increasesVGH...
>>729371462i think he's a lot better overall but we all underestimated how difficult the switcg puzzle would be for himhe has to constantly remember buttons and where doors are and if he doesn't he'll panic and reset all his progress by digging
>goes up stairs>"alright, first ill toggle the 2F dragon statue then go up to 3F">he cant go up to 3F>hmm, maybe I need the statue in 1F, let me DIG to get there faster
>>729371594If he didn't have dig, he'd be out by now, just because it would force him to stay on B1F and explore it.
>>729371891same thing that killed claude jr
Sorry guys I broke it
>>729372109Classic Clod.
>>729372360Something tells me it won't be only 10 attempts.
>>729371237This is very close to my original team back when i was like 8 and playing through red for the first time
C'mon Claude, I can't continue until you do
current plan: since falling through holes brings him to dead ends he has to dig from, he will now try and reach B1F without falling down holes
