There once was a hunter named Samus,Who used dynamite sticks for a phallus.They found her vagina,In South Carolina,And bits of her tits fell on Dallas.
>>729361304There was a young Spartan from Brighton,Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one."She replied, "Bless my soul,You're in the wrong hole;There's plenty of room in the right one."
>Samus Phallus DallasSaw-muss
>>729361481Sah-muss