Metroid Prime 4 happened.
>>729364465Nice bread
>>729364465Samus's husband (she doesn't know It yet)>>729364823Samus 's adopted bible kid
>>729364919That'd be pedophilia dawg
>>729365114All those shota doujins didn't tick you off anon?
>>729364465Anyone who criticized this fight clearly hasn't done it on hard mode. Shit's BRUTAL.
>>729366271>you don't like eating shit? Clearly you haven't done it on hard mode, heh
>>729366271Does it spin faster? Are those mannequins not there to show you that you need to jump?
>>729367025>Are those mannequins not thereOn hard there's much more risk of them dying. There were times when 3 of them were downed at once and I had to heal them all back to full.
>>729366271>>729367249>Anyone who criticized this fight clearly hasn't done it on hard mode! You have to spend like, way more time babysitting these annoying useless NPC's everyone fucking hates! It's awesome!Yuck.
>>729367249Who the fuck wants to babysit NPC allies in a Metroid game?
>>729367431People who like a challenge? *shrug*
>>729367464>shit game design is a challengelol
>>729367464>escort quests are the only way to add challengeare you actually retarded?
>>729367464You gave away the bait with the shrug
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>>729364465top 10 reasons MP4 was shit - 1. boring linear level design2. boring, empty "open world" that nobody wanted or asked for3. NPC's with Marvel style writing and bad voice acting4. escort missions5. extreme hand holding 6. new abilities are shit7. content locked behind $30 Amibo toys8. green crystal hunt9. Sylux is an afterthought 10. free-aiming sucks
>>729364465Yet everyone loves this level on Fall guys.Hypocrites.
>>729368484>1. boring linear level designStill better than 99% percent of modern action adventure games thanks to incorporations of fun abilities like double jump and grapple beam.>2. boring, empty "open world" that nobody wanted or asked forThe open world is really relaxing and one of my favorite parts of the game. Collecting green crystals while listening to a podcast is very chill.>3. NPC's with Marvel style writing and bad voice actingThe companions add a lot to much needed humor and levity to the game. Samus being a mute all the time gets boring.>4. escort missionsThey're not "escort" missions, the Gal Fed characters are actually useful and help you in combat. There were times when they destroyed a Sylux tentacle for me during the final boss.>5. extreme hand holding Every Metroid since Prime and Fusion have had handholding to some extent. Beyond is no better or worse in this regard. In terms of combat challenge though Beyond is way harder than any previous Metroid game.>6. new abilities are shitMaybe you're just not creative at all? I found plenty of uses for control beam. Being able to slow down time and knock down up to 3 enemies with it came in clutch a ton of times.>7. content locked behind $30 Amibo toysWow, day 1 DLC like everything else, except in this game you actually get a cool toy along with it.>8. green crystal huntUnless you were a moron who wasn't paying attention, you would have known from the beginning that they were important and would have been collecting them every time you crossed the desert.>9. Sylux is an afterthought Sylux is responsible for basically everything that happens to Samus on Viewros.>10. free-aiming sucksGyro and mouse control make this the best controlling console FPS of all time.
>>729372509>Still better than 99% percent of modern action adventure games thanks to incorporations of fun abilities like double jump and grapple beamSilksong is infinitely funner and better designed than this slop. I can also tell you're a zoomer who hasn't played any other Metroid game because these are the same power ups you get in every game with nothing new or special added. Not reading the rest of your zoomer shill slop post
>>729372676>Silksong is infinitely funner and better designed than this slop.That shit is barely even the same genre, just a side scrolling game that is stuck in the past. How dare you mention it alongside this title. Beyond masterfully blends elements from Metroid, Ocarina of Time, and Halo to make something that feels wholly new and original. It's not a game that is desperately clinging to the past like SIlksong.
Fuck Metroid
>>729373290you will not live to tell us how it feels to fuck a metroid
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>>729372509>The companions add a lot to much needed humorI wish I could teleport my fist through your computer screen and punch you in your faggot face
There needs to be a deep dive into how dogshit Metroid Prime 4 turned out. List of names and everything from who was where during the Namco and Retro builds. >>729372509You could buy Metroid Dread and Hollow Knight and Silksong for the price of $100 MeTROON Prime 4 HRT.
>>729364465can someone enlighten me on what the fuck happened after this era
>>729376343BotW and switch happened. tendie cult became slavish and unquestioning with zero standards, nintendo can now shit out any trash and the cultists eat it up as evidenced by this thread
>>729373091>desperately clinging to the past like SIlksong.This is why Silksong is good.Old video games were good. Nugames suck.This is why Onirism is Game of The Year.
probably one of the most atrocious boss fights eve made.
>>729364465What are people reacting to about this Webm specifically? I’m guessing the jump animations looking like shit? They do look shit, but the troopers are using jetpacks to jump in their defence.
>>729377449>but the troopers are using jetpacks to jump in their defence.Good point.
>>729368484now use your own words without copying your arguments from twittertards that just watched 2 3 second clips
>>729364465It's not sony game so it's good.
>>729379320Now make your own counterpoints without copying talking points from the Nintendo Defense Force discord.
>>729379521Honestly I would gladly buy a PS5 if they had games with this quality. But all they have is crap like Ghost of Yotei.
>>729376516Depends on the IP. They've got the slaves locked in for Mario/nuZelda/Pokemon, but they couldn't smoke out the Metroid fanbase (i.e. the existing fans with some level of standards) with a deluge of newcomers like they could for Zelda.
This is just how modern, inclusive game design is supposed to be. Stop being nazi incel boomers.
>>729377449That's not a defense, they should still have some sort of jumping animation or else it looks like shit, when have you ever seen a jetpack or similar in media where the person just levitates up and down with zero movement and it doesn't look like shit?
>>729380830this is literally the one and only time the game forces open the map for you
>>729381003San Andreas
Vinny is loving the game. Why should I listen to /v/?>incoming eric seething
>>729373290>>729375656didn't stop people from trying since 86
