Why aren't pigs in videogames more common? Pigs are awesome. Unironic, genuine, vidya-pigs thread.
Isn't it weird how many pigs in games are bad guys?
>>729367286Like what?
>>729367286That is probably 90% from how orcs in old D&D were pigs.
>>729367286Not really. They are pests that have long burdened man.1) They're big and mean, the average pig can weigh upwards of 300 fucking pounds2) They eat everything, they'll even resort to cannibalism3) They breed like rabbits, which is to say rabbits breed like pigs4) They have great senses of smell and can dig better than dogsYou only think pigs are cute because you see them thru the lens of Hollywood.
>>729367387>orcs were pigsweeb detected, only japanese thought orcs were pigmen
name a more badass pig from a video gameyou can't
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>>729367426they're also delicious, pigs are great fuck you
>>729367426>t. farmer that lost 0.4% of his harvest to wild hogs and now pretends they are a threat to human civilization
>>729367457do more research
>>729367718This echoes across ages and you are naive for thinking it's only a recent problem.
>>729367739it was literally a translation error in the original d&d rulebooks that japan hadsame with kobolds
>>729367910>orcs are pig-like>kobolds are dog-likeTheir mistranslations are more soulful than the original.
>>729367457>weeb detected, only japanese thought orcs were pigmenThis is straight out of the AD&D Monster Manual.
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>>729367950it was meant to describe their behavior not their appearances>>729367968next show us how drows looked like africans and we can really appreciate how dogshit the artists were that they used back in the day
>>729367215>vidya-pigsEnterThe recruitable magitech-surfboard surfing, tomboy porc girl!
>>729367215There's an indie game that came out recently that you have a pig as your companion it's really cute, I forgot the name of the game though
>That one obscure secret where you can find that a small pig has spawned instead of a big one>Have to then guide pigbro through a level so he can dig up some useless shit for youDS2 development was on crack and the vid I saw might as well have been fake because I wont be checking it out myself.
Wassup my piggas
>>729367286I would really prefer it if you would be quiet.
>>729367215Do boars count?
>>729368585That boar is a juvenile. Boars can get to cattle sized.
>>729367215Too offensive to Americans. Gotta think of the overseas market anon.
>>729367215My favourite animal in Vintage Story.SO much meat, and usually pretty easy to hunt. They're dumb as shit, you hit them once with an arrow and they'll run right into your waiting arms.
>>729368079Oh kurwa dzik :D
>>729368157>next show us how drows looked like africansThey didn't, they only had pitch black skin which I guess was enough to make them oh so problematic since now they're blue. But they looked much cooler with black skin and and they were always depicted as highly cunning and lethally competent, which is nothing like black africans.
>>729368802p*rk is haram
>>729368857Brother wars
>>729367286I liked that jump!
>>729368857Holiday feast secured.
>>729367215Not really vidya but still relevant to the season.
>>729368874>Incendiary Pigs>Running amok>Eager, Fresh
>>729368857>Ukrainian trying to escape the draft
>>729367215you should play Drova
>>729367910is this wrong? i think these are pigs with weird propotions. or alf
>>729367718you're retarded. it's year-round open season on feral pigs in most of US, most of EU, New Zealand and Australia.
>>729369834We don't talk about that guy
>>729368857Finally a cop doing something useful for once
