>alien comes aboard your cutting edge military ship>uses her full access to its engineering to steal its tech for her people>this is suddenly okay because the ships commander wants to fuck herexplain this
>>729369935cute aliens > humanitysimple asalso, my ship, my rules
>>729369935There are a lot of things in the Mass Effect games that you, the player, might want to do or say, but that Commander Shepard, the character, won't do. You just have to deal with it.
do you guys ever wish that mass effect came out later than it did, so thered be more art from releasing in an internet populated age
>>729370354no, that would also mean it would have come out in a wokemaxxing age and I think the series was gay enough as is
>>729370537lol getting this freak cancelled for cultural appropriation
>>729369935It's in humanity's best interest for the quarians to steal the Turian tech. Citadel loyalists should kill themselves.
>>729369935cant beat the alien pussy
>>729370682
>>729369935It's like when Linzi steals your tax money in Pathfinder Kingmaker, but it's okay because she's the writer's darling.
>>729370537hips too small btw
>>729370769My culture is not your costume. You're unable to argue against this without allowing me to be racist. It's checkmate, chum, whether you seethe, post gifs of sassy black women at me, or feebly roll with the punches.
>>729370354Modern writers are terrified of the appearence of "racism," we'd never have gotten what we did
>>729370354Yes I do because I wish there was more roleplay asmr content
tali is the type of girl who'd have an anonymous whore account online like onlyfans while still on the normandy solely because the secrecy aspect of it would turn her on
>>729369935I think most people don't even know that happens because they give her the data willingly
>>729371074Yeah except she'd misunderstand what it is and use it as a place to drunkpost about Geth
>>729371286Shepard wasn't her first, put it that way.
wwhat the HECK
>>729369935That never happened though. She didn't really get an ending towards the end of Mass Effect, and you couldn't even romance her.Too bad they never made more than the first game, but their idea of choices mattering across multiple games was too difficult to implement.
>>729371381geck*
>>729371381bitch risks getting sepsis for her fetish while being aplauded and you guys complain when I want to fuck a weird alien girl
>>729369935>explain thisquarian assjobs
I need to see what a Quarian pussy looks like
>>729371980nobody will judge you harshly here, fren
>>729370783It would've been okay with the players as well, if you could romance her.
>>729371537>can't even get the name rightfake fan
i am once again asking why every girl in 3 had their tits and hips get 4 times bigger while tali still has a smaller frame than she had in 1
Honestly, do you really think Tali had to steal some technical documents just to copy the "don't vent heat" stealth mode of the Normandy? I figure she's smart enough to just recite it from memory.
>>729372661The trick is not venting it but also not barbecuing the crew.
>>729372501ash and liara were always stacked, the exosuits compressed them tiddies
>>729372501newer tittie technology
my desire for wanting to bend tali over and seeing my cum drip down her thighs is legitimately the only thing that prevents me from playing femshep when starting mass effect
>>729372915Sadly we've lost the technology to do big breasts in video games since then.
>>729372661Standard reverse engineering by principle, she was doing maintenance, and the principles behind the Normandy are approximately simple and intuitive.
>>729372951Female romance options are so much better than male romance options in this series it's a joke. Tali and maybe Jack if you're into that for the guys.
>>729370783I was willing to forget her. She's a dumbass, but she immediately confessed the moment it was brought up and didn't try to hide it. That alone made her forgivable. If you only learned that she stole it after a long investigation than the Baron should have put that shortstack bitch under the dungeon. Also its a shame you couldn't give that halfling slut correction.
>uses her full access to its engineering to steal its tech for her peopleI couldn't care, Normandy was built on Turian tech anyway
quarians are probably overrepresented in the universe's slave market desu
>>729369935I wish Tali's split loyalties actually came up in the games but it literally never does. She functionally doesn't even have split loyalties
>>729373272Deranged tranny cope like you retards saying femshep's got better voice acting when all her line delivery sucks
>>729373272What crack are you smoking
>>729373272kek, fuck no. Even Miranda, disgusting ugly unlikable A*stralian slut that she was, was still better than any of the romance options for femshep. What the fuck are you talking about? Whose playing Mass Effect for the male companions?
>>729369935Next you're gonna accuse Mordin of stealing Normandy tech because there's suddenly a salarian stealth fleet in 3.
>>729369935There is basically zero chance the quarians would ever be in conflict against humans and intelectual property is for kikes, so she can have the plans for all i care
>>729373757>>729374642This. Anything that's good for the Quarians is bad for the Citadel cunts, and whatever's bad for the Citadel is good for the Alliance.
>>729374642quarians are our greatest ally
>>729374642You really want hi-tech space gypsies? Makes them harder to run off.
>>729373654She gets booked at the end, is that not harsh enough?
>>729374829i support h/q supremacy
>>729373654>>729375041>>729370783I DEMAND GUNS IN KINGMAKER.LET FREEDOM RINNNNG
>No Garrus gender bending mod
>>729374437>was still better than any of the romance options for femshep.Garrus alone proves you wrong>Whose playing Mass Effect for the male companions?Women
>>729375313Fag lol
>>729375313fucking garrus is like fucking the doorman at your hotel
To this day I always wonder about the upholstered leather chair Saren was sitting on inside Sovreign. Do all Reapers come with seating?
>>729374642>intelectual propertykek, they're not registering their top secret military tech with the copyright office
>>729374829>and whatever's bad for the Citadel is good for the Alliance.Not after the all-human council is formed at the end of Mass Effect 1
>>729370354yeah so more soulless ai/sfm animations can come out r34 was at its peak when people did drawings
>>729370354No, as nice as what you said is,the writing, worldbuilding and dlc practices that came later would have lead to a much worse product as a whole. Do you want ever asari to look like the blue shrek from andromeda?
>>729369935her people live like shitthey need it
do you guys ever have the sheer feeling of wanting to fuck tali so strongly that it prompts you to want to start up a new mass effect gamehow do you overcome that
>>729375931Mine stopped after beating 3 back in the day
>>729369935>>this is suddenly okay because the ships commander wants to fuck herwomen can do whatever as long as they actually let men fuck and not just pretend and manipulateyes there is nothing wrong with that
>>729370354>an internet populated ageAnon, when do you think Mass Effect was released?
>>729372238The body is very human but that's still a not for me
>>729376171Imagine the snootjobs though... with balls deep urethra probing by needle thin and ribbed tongue
why did liara think revealing tali schlicked to you since she first met you would have convinced you to hook up with her (liara)
>>729375458Only if that doorman is also secretly space Batman
>>729375313>GarruskekGarrus is fucking overrated and annoying as a regular companion, actually romancing him is beyond fucking gay.
>>729375258The only way I'd give a shit about another Pathfinder game by Owlcat is if>it doesn't have another crazy end of the world tier storyline where you're the leader of a kingdom or a crusade>adds artificer as a class option (and the option to build your own guns)>adds Catfolk as a race optionShooting a wizard in the face would be so based.
>>729377165The same reason she lets you find out Miranda is barren
>>729377165It means Tali is creepy and desperate.
>>729378618>Thanks for telling me.>*Proceeds to breed Ashley and Jack instead*
>>729378618>Miranda is barrenThat's a fucking crime against humanity
>>729370354>he thinks early 2010s wasn't already the normie internet erajesus fuck how young are you? Did you just graduate high school or what?
>>729369935The only thing she stole is my heart, and I refuse to press charges.
>>729369935>cute alien girl joins crew of most advanced ship in galaxy>wants to send specs back to her people who are the poorest so they can try to catch up>has no money nor could ever have enough for what is trillions of dollar in tech>lets the captain empty his balls in her every night as compensation
>>729379830HER balls. Femshep (male) is canon.
>>729378618It's okay. Miranda is Jack's property
>>729374642>>729374829this, making the non-council, non-chaotic stupid races stronger is basically objectively good for humanity. Especially since by the end of Mass Effect 3 the Quarians owe Shepard for not being utterly annihilated by trying to take back their homeworld from the Reapered geth
>>729380076>You may cum inside her, but no kissing
>>729379830>for the sake of my people, I will let this studly, handsome Human giga-Chad fuck me silly and become his willing alien pet/wife, no matter how sick I get from getting pumped full of his cumTali is the true hero of the series. What a champ
>>729380076Hey back off she's my wife
>>729371074Nope, that's Liara. Tali is purefu
>>729382919liara is hardly horny unlike the fetishist
>>729369935why are jackfags obsessed with slandering Tali?
Why do Liarabros and Talibros fight? They're both the pure girls that obsess over Shepard.
>>729369935She had my back the whole journey and was willing to join me on a supposed Suicide Mission as well as throw down with giant space death machines. She's cool with me.
>>729369935Shart Effect is shit.
>>729371381>Virgin before Shepard>Lair of the Shadow Broker confirms, even if you don't have her on romance route, that she was already masturbating to the idea of Shepard hooking up with her
>>729377165Probably thought it would be a turn off to him. It wasn't.
>>729369935>alien comesdamn right she will
>>729383839
>lusting over aliensVile.
>>729384154She's an asari, her body count will be in hundreds. Asari are ultrahoes, it's their nature. So nothing to be proud about, really. She'll probably masturbated to half of Normandy crew, except maybe Kaidan, because his nervous system is fried.
>>729374437
>>729386071That is referencing Tali, not Liara. She only masturbated to Shepard
>>729386418Well fuck. I admit defeat.
>>729376074The majority of people in first world countries didn't have a personal internet connection until 2011 when literally everyone bought a smartphone following the release of the iPhone 4sMass Effect 1 released in 2007, and 3 came out in 2012
>>729369935Tali is muslim
>>729369935Maybe she learned from space Israelis.
>>729386570Were things really this much better in my second-world country? The only people who I remember not having internet in 2007 were either really, really poor or old, the type who did not play games at all.2007 was already close to WoW's popularity too.
>>729370354No, sexualizing Tali is in bad taste, she's more like a sister figure than a love interest
>>729387410my quarian sister just took measurements of my cock with her omnitool
>>729369935Because the greater good is helping her peopleMedia literacy is really in the toilet lolYou guys gotta stop gooning
>>729369935It's okay because Quarians are our greatest ally and no genocide is happening on the Rannoch strip.
>>729387942>Media literacyEveryone knows you're larping when you use this phrase, this isn't good bait
she's hot but her romance is just boring spiceless wish fulfillment which takes me out of it
>>729388504I'm sorry your addicted to cartoon porn?
Are Quarians edible? Like could you cook and eat one.
>>729388584I feel like they wouldn't be very nutritious
>>729384154Is that only included with a male shepard? Seems weird if its for both sheps since they wouldn't make Tali a lesbian (her voice actress refused is the allegation)
>>729387410I don't get it. Are you saying a love interest and a sister figure are mutually exclusive?
For me its EDI
every time I open a mass effect thread I can't help being reminded on how an abysmally bad game me3 and adromeda were and that this is basically a dead franchise now, but you guys still wanna talk about it?
>>729388940shaddup
>>729388849Looking back I realize how ridiculous the fanservice in ME was. They even have stripper walk and they fight on high heels in skin-tight suits. Just plain stupid.
>>729390045shaddup
>>729386570truly spoken like someone who wasn't even born yet.i had already been shitposting on 4chan for 8 years when mass effect 2 came out. i assure you we had plenty of threads. adding more people doesn't make anything better.
quarians in heels
So, uh, when's ME4 coming out? I heard they're going to retcon everything, again.
>>729388816Yes? What the fuck is wrong with zoomers, you all have freaky weird fetishes like incest, like you were all molested in your childhood
>>729370354Mass Effect 1 came out in 2007, people could draw back then and the game was a hit success. Its 90's games that aren't Mario, Sonic or Final Fantasy that get the short end of the stick when it comes to resurging popularity and art.
>>729390168No I will not. Fanservice is stupid. Blatant and obvious it's just out of place. It also devalues romance.
>>729390469the saudis are gonna see a random team of 4 people working on a dead franchise and cut it off in favor of soccer games
>>729390640I said shaddup>>729390828I think they'll try a tv show first to gauge interest
>>729382919>Tali is purefuShe's not pure but she keeps her degeneracy a private affair.
>>729369935Fuck the Quarians, free my Geth niggas immediately
>>729391627No, anon. We must rid our games from fanservice. Don't let the coom rule over your mind.
Finally, some good fucking food.
>>729375126>allowing the Asari or jellyfish to continue possessing territoryI'd sooner let Omega have all of their planets than those retards.
sex with thicc space gypsy girls>protecting military secrets
Why can't aliens be real bros?
>>729394651The truth is out there
>>729394651aliens are probably realFTL isn't though
>>729394827>>729395053I want to believe.
sex with tali
Tali is a cute little cuckquean
>>729390045This is why I will forever complain that they gave tali none (physically)
>>729370896oh look, a fucking retard
>>729397993garrus hates when his friends bring their fleshlight to the mission
>>729397993What do you expect from a cop. Ex-cop but still.
I've always liked the suit rats.
>>729400709
>>729400810
>>729388706Unfathomably based but probably because Tali's VA is a Muslim or something.
>>729400709>suit "rat">is just a human with purple skinmissed potential
I love the Quarian people and their hips.
BraveHumanCommanders
>>729397993Garrus: Everyone hates Quarians because they roll up like trash, take resources until people chase them away like a plague. Just pick a planet and start over.Tali visibly trying to not get upset: You know that the council forbids Quarians from settling any planets and even if we did want to, we'd never be able to afford one that isnt a lifeless rock since all the garden worlds are owned or already claimed by the other speciesGarrus: Just ask the humans. Im sure with enough of you getting underneath them, they'll give you one of their planets. It seems to be working with the commander, he lets you have access to the ship even though its half-turian property and we just have to listen to your screams of passion every night Garrus being buttmad about a suit rat sending turian specs to the quarians because shepard allows it. And insuates the quarians could just be human bed warmers if they wanted to get out of their space ships before they go extinct
i am goingto cUMM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cross-breeding with quarians
Should have been a boneless purple slime girl inside the suit.
>>729395096she's getting sick with that one
>>729401859
>>729402772The only cure is human semen.
>>729401678wish 2 and 3 had it too
>>729401678>>729403323Is this a mod? If so I clearly need to install it immediately.
>i have a homeshepards response?
>>729403323This mod made me realize how funny the face plates in quarian suits are. Its a massive weakness and they keep putting them on their suits despite no one being able to see through them
>>729397993The Garrus/Tali romance makes no fucking sense, hack writer just threw them together at the very end because they're both dextros. There's no way you get inside a Quarian's suit after saying "I hope your people are properly contrite".
>>729404496casual racism is a sure fire way to get women hot and bothered
>>729378220>>it doesn't have another crazy end of the world tier storyline where you're the leader of a kingdom or a crusadeThe Pathfinder games are partly appealing for build autism, which requires a 20+ levels
What is her problem
>Tali gets enough good girl points and is allowed to sit in the corner tonight
>>729369935You have to understand that the incel epidemic was getting out of hand, so humanity couldn't afford antagonizing any alien babes.
>>729405741She isn't getting enough human dick.
There are underground human supremacist organizations kidnapping young nubile Quarian women and conditioning them to be sexually subservient to human men
>>729410653Oh no. Anything but that.Where do these organizations meet? I'll need to go there. For research, of course. And to "save" the quarians I guess.
>>729371381I hate ME3 convos so much. You just stand there listening, with no cinematic direction, with no input, like a cuck.
Mass Effect is pushing 20 years old and nobody, NOBODY has had the courage to do a sci-fi story like it (imperfectly) did. Not a one. None of the gray sludge that gets pumped out these days gives you alien friends or an alien gf. Nobody gives you a game where you're on a cool ship and go around space and have adventures. I guess Rogue Trader sort of does, but that's part of an established franchise that still prints money where Mass Effect was the distillation of like 90 years of sci-fi history and tradition. I hate this fucking industry.
>>729411140Don't worry, Casey is coming back to shit up Star Wars.
>>729411140sorry anon, we can no longer have sentient aliens with their own motivations and goals in sci-fi because twitter liberals will get mad if you can possibly read racial stereotypes into them and 40k LARPoids will seethe that sci-fi settings that don't follow 40k's rules exist
>>729411595It's more you have libtards on one side and then reddit sciencebrains on the other telling you aliens don't exist and if they did they would not ((realistically)) look and behave like that
>>729375931My main reasons to replay ME is for 1s story, to fuck Tali in 2, then to fuck Tali some more in 3 and I have yet to find another reason. Don't fight it.
impressive cock, anon
>>729401650>weshow face or gtfo suitrat
Mass Effect 3 is legit a fully terrible game not just the ending. I hate it.
>>729412463true, and I will still be mad
Mass Effect 3 is legit a 7/10 game with plenty of fanservice and good enough closure. i love it.
>>729411889How big are quarian men and how do they compare to human men?
>>729369935From my experience, Tali's a complete slut.
>>729412463Real
>>729413417bondage is a kino fetish
>>729412546You can make it a 8/10 and a genuinelyggood experience with just a few mods like PEOM, Starchild be gone, Audemu's Happy ending, Citadel Epilogue,...
>>729413417Suitrats were made for bondage.
>>729413568based
>>729413417>>729413475There is a shocking amount of Tail in bondage, inducing having her suit be more fetish latex.I'm sure there would be an actual market for Quarian's having more exotic suits to slut around in inside of Mass Effect.
>>729414969well yeah, it is a latex gimpsuit fundamentally
