>be me>thanksgiving dinner>sister mentions buying switch 2 for her kids>"dont bother ill just set up an emulator">family thinks im a tech god>december 24th>emulator doesnt exist>show up with raspberry pis running nes games>nephew crying>niece asking why mario looks like blocks>sister hasnt spoken to me since>banned from family group chatwhy do i even fuckin try
If this story were real>set up a switch 1 emulator>switch 2 has no games so normalfags cant tell the difference>kid is happy to play zelda and whatever else is on the switch
Tendies will never learn. I wonder what the cope will be after the Switch 2 emulator becomes a thing.
>>729372072fpbp
>>729371820You could've at least got Yuzu and ran Switch 1 games and TOLD them it was Switch 2. To be honest, there isn't much of a difference anyway.
>>729372072good luck running that on a raspberry pi
There isn't anything good on the snitch 2 yet thowever? Would you play mario kart world over 8? Metroid 4 over prime 1 or dread? Tranny Kong bonanza over the 2D ones that were already on wii u? What the fuck is this shit line up on the soitch 2?
Nintendo pretty much killed Switch 1 emulation. >nono you have 10 different forks of yuzu and ryujinx!Where no development at all happens lol. Before Nintendo threatened the devs, there was a truckload of improvements to each emu.When they lawyer'ed up all emu devs pissed their pants and went into hiding. This of course is going to make a Switch 2 emu unlikely, unless they make one with download links from the deep web and all the devs get 0 donations, can't be tracked and are fully anonymous. In other words, it's not going to happen
>>729372072I just found citron, and I have no idea how to get it running yet. It feels a lot harder than others that you just download a rom and play. This tech illiterate is determined though, hopefully I figure it out before it gets C&D'd
>>729371820no emulator ever
>>729372072this, shit fake story
>>729373354>Before Nintendo threatened the devs, there was a truckload of improvements to each emu.Ryujinx was still receiving updates, but Yuzu was already pretty dead back then thoughbeit.
>>729371820
>>729371820>>show up with raspberry pis running nes games>>nephew cryinglmao...i cant tell who's more pathetic, you or thw bawwwing kid
>>729371820i would marry this autistic woman
>>729373354>still plays the games perfectly fineWhy do I care?
>>729371820I want to marry, and then fill Bouncy with an entire circus worth of babies
>>729375202From what I remember, Yuzu was getting tons of updates before they were threatened. You could compare, say builds 1 month apart and the difference would be seen>>729375423You will care if you want to play a game, you encounter some emu bug that bothers you, and it's never ever going to be fixed, and/or performance woes that will never be addressed.
>>729371820no worries, autists will make one once there's something to emulate
>>729375542The switch exclusive games run fine cause they are focused on, and everything else I can play on my PC natively.
>>729375542>encounter some emu bug that bothers you, and it's never ever going to be fixed, and/or performance woes that will never be addressed.i bet soooo much yuzu/ryujinx emulation would break with newer versions of windows , or a newer OS like windows 12 or whatever.Cause we cant have nice things in tis gayass timeline
>>729373354Still plays every Switch game worth playing. Which is Unicorn Overlord and Pikmin 3/4. It plays all that other shit too. So what's the problem?
>>729371820Did you try? You said you'd do something, then failed to do that, and instead of trying to make up for the situation when you realized you can't fulfil your promise and there was still time to get a normal switch 2, you went for a cheap bootleg that doesn't offer the same capabilities.
>>729375850>t-t-those o-o-other crashing -g-games are so not worth playingTop tier cope.
>>729371820There won't be a Switch 2 emulator within 10 years so don't bother
>>729375930>CrashingI've never heard anyone have this problem. I played through halfway of TOTK before I got bored and quit. Yes, those other games aren't worth playing.
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>>729375764It works on Linux just fine.
>>729375306I'm embarrassed to admit that I pay sdmtc on kofi
>>729372072FPBP
>>729375764Blame zoomers and snoys who couldn't shut the fuck up.
Where do you even get started with switch emulation?
>>729371820I love fat girls so much it's unreal.
>>729381024eden and ryujinx
>>729372442>after the Switch 2 emulator becomes a thingLiterally never gonna happen after they went scorched earth on the Switch 1 emu scene. Nobody's gonna do all that work just to have to live in constant fear of being tracked down and enslaved forever.
>>729371820ungrateful we Basterds
>>729371820fapped by first post
>>729371820>family group chatdo people actually do this?
>>729371820>clown>bracesgod i want to ram my cock down her throat so fucking hard.
>>729381770Some do... my mom and my two sisters i believe are on a group chat on wattsap or some shit.Then again they all live seperately so it's somewhat understandable.Im not in ANY family group chats of any sort... when i wanna text or talk to someone it's a 1 on 1. (like any normal human being lol)
>>729381770My family does, but it's mostly just mom sister and brothers girlfriend who talks in it and sometimes that brother as well sharing videos and pics of his kids, me and my other brother basically never talk there. It's mostly a female thing
REQUIRE CLUSSY GF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>729381770Me, my mom, and my dad are in a group text because we live near each other and we set things up together all the time. My sister is excluded because she's a fat bitch and she got married and moved to Austin to be a liberal cunt so she's not invited.
>be PCasual>constantly on the hunt for console games>always pining for new console emulators>life empty without Nintendo games
where do mime girls fit in on the clussy scale
>>729382282>My sister is excluded because she's a fat bitch and she got married and moved to Austin to be a liberal cunt so she's not invited.lmao. BASED garbage disposal priority family
>>729382295Theres no fucking way that's someone's actual desk AT work....i'd fire that tranny cunt within 10 seconds top.
>>729371820I need a clowngirl NOW!!
>>729382673That's the thing anon. You CAN'T fire him for it. And he knows it. Which is why it's there. He can do a piss-poor job and slack off and jack his micropenis at his desk and you can't ever fire him because he's got that tranny shit all over like a shield that doubles as weapon.
>>729382673>>729383369You guys aren't programmers are you
>>729383528I use Claude to write Python scripts so yes I am a programmer.
>>729382431depends on the clussy
>>729371820does her pussy honk with every thrust?
>>729381330except emulaters are perfectly legal. There is no need to live in fear. As long as you don''t start patreons like a retard you're fine.
>>729371820Why are Nintendo haters like this?
>>729381770I have family in Europe and they like to share pictures of their kids and what hikes they did, I'm in it but don't interact since it's 99% female relatives talking about what they did today
>>729371820>doesn't buy an unmodded switch 1 instead >doesn't jailbreak it and download all the switch vidya ever plus some ps2 and psp games>comes in with games from fucking 30 years ago that are worse than f2p gachaslopI wish this story is real because you deserve what happened
>>729386227>As long as you don''t start patreons like a retard you're fineAin't nobody doing all that work for free.
>>729382030>>729382148>>729382282>>729387427>it's just the typical women yapping and bothering people with their bullshit but now they can do it to everyone at anytime jesus
>>729371820>woww why does mario look like minnneeecrafttttthat's what would really happen if you weren't a lying faggot
>>729371820Clussy?
>>729371820Is this whore dead now?
>>729371820You think her retainers make the metal pipe falling sound effect when she sucks you off?
>>729371820switch 2 emulator to play what?
>>729389337The new Kirby Air ride is the only thing I'd be remotely interested in, and I'd only play it the rare times I have some buddies over. So nothing.
>>729389265Think? I don't think, I know for a fact that it does. Source? I'm simply assuming it to be true.
