Truly no harsher punishment than being forced to watch a female streamer playing a puzzle game.>constantly talking to chat>missing instructions>missing dialogue>failing at tutorial levels>not noticing there's an undo button (keeps restarting with every fail)>chat thinking they're gonna fuck her so they're too nice and don't tell her she's retarded>constantly being interrupted by gifted messages>falling for red herring solutions>unironically claiming puzzles are unsolvable>chat saying "these were difficult for me too" for easy puzzles>being easily startled and screaming when it's not a horror game
>>>/vt/ranny
>>729373008hi schizo
>>729372947Now post DSP playing that zelda game
>>729372947obviously just pretending. no one who's capable of setting up a streaming set up can be this stupid.
Women have a hard time rotating shit in their headsAlso add that they laugh at random unfunny shit
>>729373531streaming is idiot-proof because it's made for idiots with no talents
>>729372947I thought girls are cute when they are retarded.
>>729372947The scary thing is these are the people being put into jobs that are high paying and require good logical skill more and more. >>729373531They always have a man around to set up everything and fix any troubleshooting. Always.
>>7293729471. Eceleb gossip/streamer trash isn't video games.2. They're doing it on purpose because they know you'll repost the clip, because you're a credulous moron.
>>729373628I hate retardsI genuinely do not understand why they are a trope in media and why people find them "lovable" when they're retarded (probably because those audiences are themselves retards and don't see any issues)
>>729373718>no names given>"HMM YES THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANTED, ZERO TRAFFIC"You're a retard defending other retards
>>729373723You don't like retards because of a stereotype, that is a good enough reason to dismantle the stereotype for the categorical response you have to them.
>>729373682Streamers are not in any jobs and straming does not require any skills.They are clowns with mics.
>>729372947Women are retarded? Wow that's news, to no one
>>729373718>the local simp tard has arrivedEat shit
>>729373531>>729373718>pretendingWow, you're so smart, I bet you watch Rick and Morty
>>729372947you put yourself through it you clown
>>729372947I mesn, my sister when she was like 14 completed Portal, the only part I had to help her was in those section where you needed to platform and aim/shoot at the same time.
>>729372947>constantly talking to chat>missing instructions>missing dialogue>failing at tutorial levels>not noticing there's an undo button (keeps restarting with every fail)>constantly being interrupted by gifted messages>falling for red herring solutions>unironically claiming puzzles are unsolvableThat's a streamer thing in general
>>729372947
>>729373764>"HMM YES THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANTED, ZERO TRAFFIC"Not you and your fucking thread specifically you narcissistic retard, but in general. They act retarded because it gets them attention. Just look and Brittany Venti. She basically acts like a dumb bitch on her streams and acts like she's stupidly upset screaming shit like "I'M TRIGGEREDED" because it draws people to her stream to watch her get trolled or so they can stream snipe her and encourages people to donate so they can send super chats insulting her and shit.
>>729372947This is just proof that they were literally made for breeding purposes and nothing more, leaving them alone would only make make them suffer due to their own incompetence.
>>729372947They're streamers, they have to fake all that
>>729374286>>729373943
>>729372947This is not a femoid issue, this is a retard issue.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZqmh8yR_R8Your problem is that you found some individual idiots, and instead of going: "wow, this individual sure is fucking dumb" you go "wow, this gender sure is fucking dumb". But that's just as dumb as me just posting the DSP clip and going: "why are men so retarded? Fucking blaming nintendo for broken puzzles when they're just too dumb to figure out what to do?"
>>729374123Yeah, it's the combination of watching a streamer AND watching a woman playing a puzzle game that make it so there's no worse experience.
Okay now post these girls playing action games
>>729374360How's life being a pathetic loser?
>>729374360Nope, I've been going through multiple female streamers lately so confirm this.Small ones, big ones, ones pretending to be another gender... all the same.Just a few minutes ago I opened one, and I genuinely expected her to be do well because she's so far into the game, but no, also retarded, and keeps restarting the level instead of undoing.
>>729374360I wouldn't use dsp as the bar since he's quite literally mentally ill.
>>729374346>noooooo they have to be retarded for my narrative to work noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooPretending to be retarded increases engagement and clip farming which is a net positive for the streamer
>>729372947Jelly is my favorite puzzle game streamer. She's very cute and autistic
>>729374629Is she good at solving them?
>>729372947its all fake, and that makes it 100x worse than if they were really dumbbecause they only have to be hot and dumb in order to succeed at life as simps are everywherevtubers also eliminated the need to be hot, now they only need to be dumb
>>729374145>Bfags
>>729374667>>729373943
>>729372947MOOM!
>>729374525>>729374548The point is: I've seen plenty of male streamers being just as dumb. DSP is just the most famous example. And there's also plenty of female streamers who blast through these games. It's pointless to find a few idiots who struggle and then extrapolate that onto the whole gender.
>>729373917??? Literally none of what I wrote was simping, you utterly illiterate baboon.
Remembered 2 moments from my childhoodMoment 1:>at this event of some sort 20 years ago>there's a stand with a TWO-PIECE puzzle (literally pic related)>woman (adult) trying so hard to solve it>get fed up with her>interrupt her by grabbing a piece and just putting it in placeMoment 2:>mom trying to follow origami instructions>tell her it's not hard>she gets mad>tells me to do it>immediately do it
>>729374643For a girl? Yes she's far above average she even plays games that would complete filter the average /v/ poster like TIS-100 or Turing Complete
>>729374949>(literally pic related)Uh.
>>729374804>The point is: I've seen plenty of male streamers being just as dumbAnd my point is: That's not the same as "CAN'T find streamers of X gender being good at solving puzzles".10% is not the same as 100%.
>>729374949Is there a blog where I might subscribe to know more about the life of a midwit such as yourself?
>>729374949>>729374992i forgor
>>729374804If that were true you wouldn't have used DSP as an example and you would have found more.
>>729374145>>729374669
>>729374360>this is a retard issuehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waB3INUXG_k
>>729375020those streamers not gonna see your 4chan posts and fuck you
>>729372947This is all an act so that beta orbiters that watch them can feel superior and offer an advice trough superchat.
>>729375114>>729373943
>>729375052Nigga do you think it's normal to have random clips of random dudes being bad at video games? No, OP has clips of women sucking on hand because he hates women. I don't hate men so I don't have convenient "men being bad at things" collages at hand. But lots of people fucking hate DSP, so there's a billion compilations of him being absolutely bumfuck retarded in video games, and I took one to illustrate my point that it's not a gender issue, it's a retard issue.
>>729372947anon, these are people who are fully cognizant of what it means to be a woman on the internet, and they are fully engaged and taking advantage of it. they are playing the character that they know will make them the most money possible. in a way, it's actually pretty based.
>>729375193>>729373943
>>729372947i know i did the bottom one but i don't remember how, one at a time instead of fused? its been a while, but i did feel pretty retarded at that spot
>>729375238never reply to one of my posts ever again faggot
>>729374145>>729374145>>729375097i gave this test to my mom and she passed but had to take a moment to think about it. every once in a while if im on good enough terms with someone i do this test.
>>729375182>OP has clips of women sucking on hand>clipsIt's just the one, you nigger. And I found it here months ago.Everything I spoke of is based on me wanting to see others solve puzzles and getting their "aha" moments, and getting disappointed every time it's a woman.I'm not going out of my way to confirm this; it just keeps happening.
>>729374145>>729375293the test is to identify the height of the water line, right? how is this something anyone could do with precision in their heads?
>>729375182Tell that to someone who gives a shit
>>729375360No.The test is to identify the ROTATION of the water line.
>>729375097any of those can exist, but at rest, 4.
>>729374145
>>729375408then why doesn't it say that. the instructions are shit
>>729373531>no one who's capable of setting up a streaming set up can be this stupid.Their boyfriends set it up for them.
>>729374454
>>729375446I think you're just retarded.
>>729375446>in figure B the bottle has been tilted.>draw a line to show how the water line would look.
>>729372947Women have much lower spacial awareness than men, because that skill is mostly useful for fighting and hunting. Both these puzzles are spacial. Being easily startled and screaming is a trait they did evolve. It's their primary fear response, an alarm call that signals the men that she and the offspring she's carrying are in danger.
>>729375573>>729375547so if i draw the water line horizontally but near the top of the tilted bottle, i still got the answer right? fuck you guys
>>729372947Am I misremembering or something but wasn't Portal said to be very popular with women back in the day?
>>729375632>near the topWhy would you draw it that way?Must be because you're retarded.
>>729373830to be honest most clowns have some sort of skills, streamer women have fucking nothing than their body or their virtual avatar in case of vtumors
>>729375541>Keeps reading the chat instead of looking at the screenThis was painful to watch
>>729375662Back then (2007) women weren't into games yet.
>>729375684i asked if the test calls for you to accurately represent the height of the water line and you said no.
>>729375632that would be right. the settled water would be parallel with the horizon.
they evolved to perceive more colors than men because picking an incorrect herb or berry would mean dying from poison
>>729375807But not near the top.
>>729375662>wasn't Portal said to be very popular with women back in the day?That doesn't necessarily mean they played it.
>>729375958And you draw it near the top because you're retarded.
>>729372947I wanna see one of these bitches try and beat Myst, Riven, or Outer Wilds without google
lol it's funny to see a "WOMEN BAD WOMEN STUPID" thread when there was also just a "boo-hoo woe is me I'm a grown-ass man and can't touch pussy" thread up. I can see why no-one here can have sex, no female is attracted to them, and they're lonely losers.
>>729376082no one's gonna touch your disgusting pussy
>>729375632>anon realizing he failed the test and is trying to save face
>>729372947new 4chan captcha leaked
>>729376062Bar too low.You wanna see them try Stephen's Sausage Roll.
>>729375662>>729376005
>>729376082>Millennial unc crashing out because the younger gens won’t respect muh wahmen
>>729376135so you admit the height is important?
Another women hating thread baaassseeed
>>729376197This used to be guaranteed replies...
>>729376049I don't draw it near the top, I draw it exactly at the same height as fig. A.
>>729376197What would 2019-2025 be
>>729376208anon if you cant figure out how the water in figure A looks in figure B with the provided instruction, thats on you. Any rational person would entirely understand the task, draw the line parallel to the floor and move on,
>>729376005>>729372947kekhttps://youtu.be/RkYxfjJ72k4?si=IfV6hjuyrxJW13T6&t=18
>>729376082I've had an uninterrupted streak of girlfriends since I was 13 and women still don't have spacial awareness.
>>729376415>the answer is still right even if you magically changed the amount of waterno, that sounds retarded
>>729375219bober
>>729372947ok but the bottom is literally a birdbrain being in character
Why is it that this particular Portal tutorial level (in the OP) filter women so much?Woman failing at it 13 years ago (Portal 2 equivalent)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpGAqjqtGwI&t=240Woman failing at it 2 years ago (Portal 2 equivalent)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWrlmzng1e8&t=1527s
>>729375541she looks a bit like Furina
>>729375541Oh yeah, I was talking about this with the developer. He seemed a bit peeved about it which I can understand. Having people fail at your game in such stupid ways because they're only paying half attention can be a pretty frustrating thing to watch.
>>729376628holy fucking ads
>>729375541Cecilia...
>>729376197I love how it keeps getting longer
>>729376701Huh, where's your adblocker?
>>729376701>doesn't have sponsorblockngmi
>>729376656pure coincidence
>>729376124Don't worry, no-one is worried about you touching any vagina. About the only you way you would is by rape/molestation.
>>729376514at no point did i say the amount of water changed, this is why youre being mocked.do everyone a favor, go to your kitchen, get a glass, fill it with water, tilt it, and look at it. this isnt hard and you have the brain of a woman considering how you cant rationally understand this
>>729377020so if i draw the horizontal water line at the top of the tilted bottle, is my answer right or wrong?
>>729377020At what point will you realize you're talking to a retard?
>>729375541That just means the game is harder than all of Dark Souls 3, Sekiro, and Elden Ring
>>729376789Actually there's this cheat skill called money that lets me touch almost any vagina I want. But unfortunately I don't want any vagina that would go for it.
>>729372947isn't that top video from nine years ago?
>>729377469No, it's from 5 years ago, during COVID.
>>729377152>Dark Souls 3, Sekiro, and Elden RingWhy did you pick those games as examples?
>>729376082thot mad
>>729376082Repeal the 19th
Another one like >>729376628 and OPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc4A7moX-RA&t=520sThere are multiple cuts in the video, and she SOMEHOW managed to kill herself (I didn't even know that was possible in this level).Still took her 4 minutes with all the edit cuts.
>>729376197does anyone have the original picture? i wanna add the rest of years
>>729376082whos complaining about not being able to touch pussy?
Another one >>729376628Video is heavily edited, but she says it's taking her forever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXkXItI5yfE&t=344s
>>729376412something about how gaming always used to be for women and how chud incels are trying to hijack the hobby
>>729378364I don't even like watching shit like that. I'm afraid that shit it going to rub off on me
>Post 2 examples>Claim all woman are like thisMaybe I'm an unc or whatever, but why the fuck can't posters these days make valid arguments to anything? It's not like talking down about females is anything new to /v/, but the quality of these arguments have devolved into elementary-level logic.
>>729374209> Not you and your fucking thread specificallyDon’t say “you’ll” then.
>>729378541>2 examplesYou're a retarded nigger.See>>729378364>>729378183>>729376628
>>729377149i already called him a woman is that not the same thing?
I can't believe this is my owlshi's legacy...
>>729378641Ok, but now imagine being the guy that went and found these videos one by one.
>>729372947who is forcing you, tranny?
did someone post ijustine struggling harder with Portal than the lad with Downs Syndrome yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waB3INUXG_k
>>729375293She was probably wondering if it was some kinda gotcha.
>>729377109The fact that you are asking this question means you failed the test.
>>729372947horror games where they just focus on talking with chat is the worst
Another one like >>729376628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkMXw72Bjjg&t=458sTakes her 3 minutes
>>729378541You sound like someone who still wears a mask in 2025
>>729378936yet you're the one unable to answer me
>>729379002Ok? The test doesn't rely on a question you made up.
When I was age 8 to 18, every single guy I met who played games had a unique story. "My dad introduced me to Diablo 2", "I got into CS with my brother".To this day, completely unbiased and objectively, I have never met a woman who didn't play top 10 Twitch games. Not a single fucking soul that just happened onto.. Tomba. Or Potter on PSX ffs.
>>729377109LMFAOOO
>>729379148yet you are unable to answer the question
>>729378980Those people don't exist.But keep being afraid of your imaginary boogeymen and women.
>>729379290My mother was playing games before you were a thought (if at all)
>>729379297I know. And you failed the test
>>729379404errrm you're bigoted you forgot the boogeythey/them
>>729379404Find a man, one day. Maybe you won't be so angry
>>729375662It was, mostly because it wasn't focused on combat or reflexes and also because it was like 3 hours long.Also women who played games in 2007 (on PC no less) tended to actually be into the medium
Another one >>729376628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F5SV7MU-Os&t=459sTwo minutes. She was surprised when she did it.
>>729379879Dont be silly anon. They didn't actually play the game. They just saw the memes on facebook. Portal girls used to be mocked mercilessly for never having actually beaten the 2 hour long game.
>>729379586True>>729379690Says the guy in a /v/ thread shitting on a handful of female streamers. Have some perspective and maybe think for yourself.
>>729372947>puzzlesdo they really?
More of >>729376628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No13ph6NZUA&t=634sSEVEN minutes to solve (to be fair, it's interleaved with exploring the mechanics, but it still takes her long to figure it out)
Another one >>729376628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfpGUmyyhJg&t=606s2 minutes
Another >>729376628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZCzC9woJFU&t=685s4.5 minutes of trying, then being told the solution... then another 0.5 to figure it
>>729372947>haha le gurls are stupid>I said it bros haha
>>729382953tits or GTFO
>>729375219Fucking retarded cunt faking things for content.
>>729373531Bold of you to assume they are setting it themselves
Another >>729376628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNqgk0ZDAuM&t=182sShe hid it with an edit of "a few moments later".
>>729372947omg the girl playing portal is adorable, would impregnate
>>729372947I miss Mumei.
