Truly no harsher punishment than being forced to watch a female streamer playing a puzzle game.>constantly talking to chat>missing instructions>missing dialogue>failing at tutorial levels>not noticing there's an undo button (keeps restarting with every fail)>chat thinking they're gonna fuck her so they're too nice and don't tell her she's retarded>constantly being interrupted by gifted messages>falling for red herring solutions>unironically claiming puzzles are unsolvable>chat saying "these were difficult for me too" for easy puzzles>being easily startled and screaming when it's not a horror game
>>>/vt/ranny
>>729373008hi schizo
>>729372947Now post DSP playing that zelda game
>>729372947obviously just pretending. no one who's capable of setting up a streaming set up can be this stupid.
Women have a hard time rotating shit in their headsAlso add that they laugh at random unfunny shit
>>729373531streaming is idiot-proof because it's made for idiots with no talents
>>729372947I thought girls are cute when they are retarded.
>>729372947The scary thing is these are the people being put into jobs that are high paying and require good logical skill more and more. >>729373531They always have a man around to set up everything and fix any troubleshooting. Always.
>>7293729471. Eceleb gossip/streamer trash isn't video games.2. They're doing it on purpose because they know you'll repost the clip, because you're a credulous moron.
>>729373628I hate retardsI genuinely do not understand why they are a trope in media and why people find them "lovable" when they're retarded (probably because those audiences are themselves retards and don't see any issues)
>>729373718>no names given>"HMM YES THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANTED, ZERO TRAFFIC"You're a retard defending other retards
>>729373723You don't like retards because of a stereotype, that is a good enough reason to dismantle the stereotype for the categorical response you have to them.
>>729373682Streamers are not in any jobs and straming does not require any skills.They are clowns with mics.
>>729372947Women are retarded? Wow that's news, to no one
>>729373718>the local simp tard has arrivedEat shit
>>729373531>>729373718>pretendingWow, you're so smart, I bet you watch Rick and Morty
>>729372947you put yourself through it you clown
>>729372947I mesn, my sister when she was like 14 completed Portal, the only part I had to help her was in those section where you needed to platform and aim/shoot at the same time.
>>729372947>constantly talking to chat>missing instructions>missing dialogue>failing at tutorial levels>not noticing there's an undo button (keeps restarting with every fail)>constantly being interrupted by gifted messages>falling for red herring solutions>unironically claiming puzzles are unsolvableThat's a streamer thing in general
>>729372947
>>729373764>"HMM YES THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANTED, ZERO TRAFFIC"Not you and your fucking thread specifically you narcissistic retard, but in general. They act retarded because it gets them attention. Just look and Brittany Venti. She basically acts like a dumb bitch on her streams and acts like she's stupidly upset screaming shit like "I'M TRIGGEREDED" because it draws people to her stream to watch her get trolled or so they can stream snipe her and encourages people to donate so they can send super chats insulting her and shit.
>>729372947This is just proof that they were literally made for breeding purposes and nothing more, leaving them alone would only make make them suffer due to their own incompetence.
>>729372947They're streamers, they have to fake all that
>>729374286>>729373943
>>729372947This is not a femoid issue, this is a retard issue.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZqmh8yR_R8Your problem is that you found some individual idiots, and instead of going: "wow, this individual sure is fucking dumb" you go "wow, this gender sure is fucking dumb". But that's just as dumb as me just posting the DSP clip and going: "why are men so retarded? Fucking blaming nintendo for broken puzzles when they're just too dumb to figure out what to do?"
>>729374123Yeah, it's the combination of watching a streamer AND watching a woman playing a puzzle game that make it so there's no worse experience.
Okay now post these girls playing action games
>>729374360How's life being a pathetic loser?
>>729374360Nope, I've been going through multiple female streamers lately so confirm this.Small ones, big ones, ones pretending to be another gender... all the same.Just a few minutes ago I opened one, and I genuinely expected her to be do well because she's so far into the game, but no, also retarded, and keeps restarting the level instead of undoing.
>>729374360I wouldn't use dsp as the bar since he's quite literally mentally ill.
>>729374346>noooooo they have to be retarded for my narrative to work noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooPretending to be retarded increases engagement and clip farming which is a net positive for the streamer
>>729372947Jelly is my favorite puzzle game streamer. She's very cute and autistic
>>729374629Is she good at solving them?
>>729372947its all fake, and that makes it 100x worse than if they were really dumbbecause they only have to be hot and dumb in order to succeed at life as simps are everywherevtubers also eliminated the need to be hot, now they only need to be dumb
>>729374145>Bfags
>>729374667>>729373943
>>729372947MOOM!
>>729374525>>729374548The point is: I've seen plenty of male streamers being just as dumb. DSP is just the most famous example. And there's also plenty of female streamers who blast through these games. It's pointless to find a few idiots who struggle and then extrapolate that onto the whole gender.
>>729373917??? Literally none of what I wrote was simping, you utterly illiterate baboon.
Remembered 2 moments from my childhoodMoment 1:>at this event of some sort 20 years ago>there's a stand with a TWO-PIECE puzzle (literally pic related)>woman (adult) trying so hard to solve it>get fed up with her>interrupt her by grabbing a piece and just putting it in placeMoment 2:>mom trying to follow origami instructions>tell her it's not hard>she gets mad>tells me to do it>immediately do it
>>729374643For a girl? Yes she's far above average she even plays games that would complete filter the average /v/ poster like TIS-100 or Turing Complete
>>729374949>(literally pic related)Uh.
>>729374804>The point is: I've seen plenty of male streamers being just as dumbAnd my point is: That's not the same as "CAN'T find streamers of X gender being good at solving puzzles".10% is not the same as 100%.
>>729374949Is there a blog where I might subscribe to know more about the life of a midwit such as yourself?
>>729374949>>729374992i forgor
>>729374804If that were true you wouldn't have used DSP as an example and you would have found more.
>>729374145>>729374669
>>729374360>this is a retard issuehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waB3INUXG_k
>>729375020those streamers not gonna see your 4chan posts and fuck you
>>729372947This is all an act so that beta orbiters that watch them can feel superior and offer an advice trough superchat.
>>729375114>>729373943
>>729375052Nigga do you think it's normal to have random clips of random dudes being bad at video games? No, OP has clips of women sucking on hand because he hates women. I don't hate men so I don't have convenient "men being bad at things" collages at hand. But lots of people fucking hate DSP, so there's a billion compilations of him being absolutely bumfuck retarded in video games, and I took one to illustrate my point that it's not a gender issue, it's a retard issue.
>>729372947anon, these are people who are fully cognizant of what it means to be a woman on the internet, and they are fully engaged and taking advantage of it. they are playing the character that they know will make them the most money possible. in a way, it's actually pretty based.
>>729375193>>729373943
>>729372947i know i did the bottom one but i don't remember how, one at a time instead of fused? its been a while, but i did feel pretty retarded at that spot
>>729375238never reply to one of my posts ever again faggot
>>729374145>>729374145>>729375097i gave this test to my mom and she passed but had to take a moment to think about it. every once in a while if im on good enough terms with someone i do this test.
>>729375182>OP has clips of women sucking on hand>clipsIt's just the one, you nigger. And I found it here months ago.Everything I spoke of is based on me wanting to see others solve puzzles and getting their "aha" moments, and getting disappointed every time it's a woman.I'm not going out of my way to confirm this; it just keeps happening.
>>729374145>>729375293the test is to identify the height of the water line, right? how is this something anyone could do with precision in their heads?
>>729375182Tell that to someone who gives a shit
>>729375360No.The test is to identify the ROTATION of the water line.
>>729375097any of those can exist, but at rest, 4.
>>729374145
>>729375408then why doesn't it say that. the instructions are shit
>>729373531>no one who's capable of setting up a streaming set up can be this stupid.Their boyfriends set it up for them.
>>729374454
>>729375446I think you're just retarded.
>>729375446>in figure B the bottle has been tilted.>draw a line to show how the water line would look.
>>729372947Women have much lower spacial awareness than men, because that skill is mostly useful for fighting and hunting. Both these puzzles are spacial. Being easily startled and screaming is a trait they did evolve. It's their primary fear response, an alarm call that signals the men that she and the offspring she's carrying are in danger.
>>729375573>>729375547so if i draw the water line horizontally but near the top of the tilted bottle, i still got the answer right? fuck you guys
>>729372947Am I misremembering or something but wasn't Portal said to be very popular with women back in the day?
>>729375632>near the topWhy would you draw it that way?Must be because you're retarded.
>>729373830to be honest most clowns have some sort of skills, streamer women have fucking nothing than their body or their virtual avatar in case of vtumors
>>729375541>Keeps reading the chat instead of looking at the screenThis was painful to watch
>>729375662Back then (2007) women weren't into games yet.
>>729375684i asked if the test calls for you to accurately represent the height of the water line and you said no.
>>729375632that would be right. the settled water would be parallel with the horizon.
they evolved to perceive more colors than men because picking an incorrect herb or berry would mean dying from poison
>>729375807But not near the top.
>>729375662>wasn't Portal said to be very popular with women back in the day?That doesn't necessarily mean they played it.
>>729375958And you draw it near the top because you're retarded.
>>729372947I wanna see one of these bitches try and beat Myst, Riven, or Outer Wilds without google
lol it's funny to see a "WOMEN BAD WOMEN STUPID" thread when there was also just a "boo-hoo woe is me I'm a grown-ass man and can't touch pussy" thread up. I can see why no-one here can have sex, no female is attracted to them, and they're lonely losers.
>>729376082no one's gonna touch your disgusting pussy
>>729375632>anon realizing he failed the test and is trying to save face
>>729372947new 4chan captcha leaked
>>729376062Bar too low.You wanna see them try Stephen's Sausage Roll.
>>729375662>>729376005
>>729376082>Millennial unc crashing out because the younger gens won’t respect muh wahmen
>>729376135so you admit the height is important?
Another women hating thread baaassseeed
>>729376197This used to be guaranteed replies...
>>729376049I don't draw it near the top, I draw it exactly at the same height as fig. A.
>>729376197What would 2019-2025 be
>>729376208anon if you cant figure out how the water in figure A looks in figure B with the provided instruction, thats on you. Any rational person would entirely understand the task, draw the line parallel to the floor and move on,
>>729376005>>729372947kekhttps://youtu.be/RkYxfjJ72k4?si=IfV6hjuyrxJW13T6&t=18
>>729376082I've had an uninterrupted streak of girlfriends since I was 13 and women still don't have spacial awareness.
>>729376415>the answer is still right even if you magically changed the amount of waterno, that sounds retarded
>>729375219bober
>>729372947ok but the bottom is literally a birdbrain being in character
Why is it that this particular Portal tutorial level (in the OP) filter women so much?Woman failing at it 13 years ago (Portal 2 equivalent)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpGAqjqtGwI&t=240Woman failing at it 2 years ago (Portal 2 equivalent)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWrlmzng1e8&t=1527s
>>729375541she looks a bit like Furina
>>729375541Oh yeah, I was talking about this with the developer. He seemed a bit peeved about it which I can understand. Having people fail at your game in such stupid ways because they're only paying half attention can be a pretty frustrating thing to watch.
>>729376628holy fucking ads
>>729375541Cecilia...
>>729376197I love how it keeps getting longer
>>729376701Huh, where's your adblocker?
>>729376701>doesn't have sponsorblockngmi
>>729376656pure coincidence
>>729376124Don't worry, no-one is worried about you touching any vagina. About the only you way you would is by rape/molestation.
>>729376514at no point did i say the amount of water changed, this is why youre being mocked.do everyone a favor, go to your kitchen, get a glass, fill it with water, tilt it, and look at it. this isnt hard and you have the brain of a woman considering how you cant rationally understand this
>>729377020so if i draw the horizontal water line at the top of the tilted bottle, is my answer right or wrong?
>>729377020At what point will you realize you're talking to a retard?
>>729375541That just means the game is harder than all of Dark Souls 3, Sekiro, and Elden Ring
>>729376789Actually there's this cheat skill called money that lets me touch almost any vagina I want. But unfortunately I don't want any vagina that would go for it.
>>729372947isn't that top video from nine years ago?
>>729377469No, it's from 5 years ago, during COVID.
>>729377152>Dark Souls 3, Sekiro, and Elden RingWhy did you pick those games as examples?
>>729376082thot mad
>>729376082Repeal the 19th
Another one like >>729376628 and OPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc4A7moX-RA&t=520sThere are multiple cuts in the video, and she SOMEHOW managed to kill herself (I didn't even know that was possible in this level).Still took her 4 minutes with all the edit cuts.
>>729376197does anyone have the original picture? i wanna add the rest of years
>>729376082whos complaining about not being able to touch pussy?
Another one >>729376628Video is heavily edited, but she says it's taking her forever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXkXItI5yfE&t=344s
>>729376412something about how gaming always used to be for women and how chud incels are trying to hijack the hobby
>>729378364I don't even like watching shit like that. I'm afraid that shit it going to rub off on me
>Post 2 examples>Claim all woman are like thisMaybe I'm an unc or whatever, but why the fuck can't posters these days make valid arguments to anything? It's not like talking down about females is anything new to /v/, but the quality of these arguments have devolved into elementary-level logic.
>>729374209> Not you and your fucking thread specificallyDon’t say “you’ll” then.
>>729378541>2 examplesYou're a retarded nigger.See>>729378364>>729378183>>729376628
>>729377149i already called him a woman is that not the same thing?
I can't believe this is my owlshi's legacy...
>>729378641Ok, but now imagine being the guy that went and found these videos one by one.
>>729372947who is forcing you, tranny?
did someone post ijustine struggling harder with Portal than the lad with Downs Syndrome yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waB3INUXG_k
>>729375293She was probably wondering if it was some kinda gotcha.
>>729377109The fact that you are asking this question means you failed the test.
>>729372947horror games where they just focus on talking with chat is the worst
Another one like >>729376628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkMXw72Bjjg&t=458sTakes her 3 minutes
>>729378541You sound like someone who still wears a mask in 2025
>>729378936yet you're the one unable to answer me
>>729379002Ok? The test doesn't rely on a question you made up.
When I was age 8 to 18, every single guy I met who played games had a unique story. "My dad introduced me to Diablo 2", "I got into CS with my brother".To this day, completely unbiased and objectively, I have never met a woman who didn't play top 10 Twitch games. Not a single fucking soul that just happened onto.. Tomba. Or Potter on PSX ffs.
>>729377109LMFAOOO
>>729379148yet you are unable to answer the question
>>729378980Those people don't exist.But keep being afraid of your imaginary boogeymen and women.
>>729379290My mother was playing games before you were a thought (if at all)
>>729379297I know. And you failed the test
>>729379404errrm you're bigoted you forgot the boogeythey/them
>>729379404Find a man, one day. Maybe you won't be so angry
>>729375662It was, mostly because it wasn't focused on combat or reflexes and also because it was like 3 hours long.Also women who played games in 2007 (on PC no less) tended to actually be into the medium
Another one >>729376628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F5SV7MU-Os&t=459sTwo minutes. She was surprised when she did it.
>>729379879Dont be silly anon. They didn't actually play the game. They just saw the memes on facebook. Portal girls used to be mocked mercilessly for never having actually beaten the 2 hour long game.
>>729379586True>>729379690Says the guy in a /v/ thread shitting on a handful of female streamers. Have some perspective and maybe think for yourself.
>>729372947>puzzlesdo they really?
More of >>729376628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No13ph6NZUA&t=634sSEVEN minutes to solve (to be fair, it's interleaved with exploring the mechanics, but it still takes her long to figure it out)
Another one >>729376628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfpGUmyyhJg&t=606s2 minutes
Another >>729376628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZCzC9woJFU&t=685s4.5 minutes of trying, then being told the solution... then another 0.5 to figure it
>>729372947>haha le gurls are stupid>I said it bros haha
>>729382953tits or GTFO
>>729375219Fucking retarded cunt faking things for content.
>>729373531Bold of you to assume they are setting it themselves
Another >>729376628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNqgk0ZDAuM&t=182sShe hid it with an edit of "a few moments later".
>>729372947omg the girl playing portal is adorable, would impregnate
>>729372947I miss Mumei.
>Portal roulette:>pick 6 random blind playthroughs by women of Portal 1 (Portal 2 is fine)>they should not have played other games with Portals>should not be playing with someone else/getting help>skip to chamber 3>you lose if any take 2+ minutes, or there is a cut in the video
>>729372947>it's such a common issue guiseAnd yet you've had to reuse the same two clips for years now
>>729384506See this and its replies >>729376628
>>729375441lmao
>>729376082
>>729372947You are a waste of oxygen
>>729377780The same streamer beaten them while shitfaced drunk
>>729384784You are only breathing right now because men exist.
>>729373531This. I can solve these puzzles, but i have absolutely no fucking idea how streaming is being done. I can't even comprehend it. How the fuck can people set it up with no degree in software engineering? It's impossible
>>729384558And you know what I see? You had to go actively go combing after almost 20 years of footage had built up because it's not actually that common. Another L for you women-hating troons
>>729384958>shifting the goal postI accept your concession.
>>729384372Clicked a random one and this bitch died in chamber 3https://youtu.be/hc4A7moX-RA?si=V-7TZO6tMX2j_n5e&t=692
>>729378306Likely talking about this a few agohttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/729368917/
>>729384958>Women hating troonsTroons hate women internally they don't express that hatred outwardly because their liberal programming forbids it. Men have been pointing out women's idiocy for centuries. >T-that evidence is too old!>Post something recent for me to deny!Cope and seethe, roastie.
Another >>729376628https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5og5PcuDNg&t=680sTook 5 minutes
>>729384995>shifting the goal postThe point is that it wasn't common enough to have examples on hand. You having to go combing only proves the point. The only moving that goal posting would be doing is if you used it to dilate with, you woman-hating troon.>>729385259>troon spacing>troon illiteracyWhy don't you go vibe code yourself a new axe wound, faggot
>not enough evidence, chud!>too much evidence, chud!Why are women this retarded?
>>729384958Feel free to post one (1) video of a man getting stuck on that same level.
>>729373319Thanks for reminding me of that, genuinely painful to watch.
>>729375219>Step bro I'm stuck Would you a beaver?
>>729385338>Illiteracy>SpacingThese are things that only women care about. Kek
>>729385479>troon is desperate for other people to be anti-men tooSorry sir, but the only anti-men action you'll get is when you women-hating troons kill yourselves
This woman is really desperate, huh?
>>729373531They're being pimped out by their boyfriends
>>729373319>DSP
>>729375524>female streamers immediately lose 50-75% of their audience the second they mention they have a boyfriend/husbandThis is what fucking kills me
>>729385669>Kill yourselfWhy are women so hateful and aggressive toward men?
>>729373319whats fucking wild is the people who waste their time hating on dsp and uploading videos on an hourly basis about him are bigger losers than he is and are completely incapable of understanding that
>>729385394because you american retards coddled women too much
>>729384761kek
>>729385753>n-no! he doesn't count!!pathetic tbphon
>>729385757Actual eventhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fZXMb-3dFc
>>729385859This is the same shit with LTG hatewatchers and reuploaders. Everyone knows Dale is a fucking loser, only another loser would take time out of their day to clip farm him for 10 views.
>>729385859Asspained eceleb cocksucker
>>729372947>>chat thinking they're gonna fuck her so they're too nice and don't tell her she's retardedTelling a stranger they're retarded for being bad at a puzzle game isn't a baseline of normal behavior that they're deviating from. It's whiny. You are the deviant for finding it desirable at all.
>>729385859Yep, it's ridiculous how the people that make 2 hour long video essays about lolcows don't see how their behavior is also abnormal and makes them look just as retarded.
>>729386027retard
>>729385957Who gives a shit about some retard who hasnt been relevant since 2010? Do you also rage about Justin Bieber and Nickelback, unc?
>>729386042It's not literal, retard.Obviously no one expects anyone to call others the word "retard".
>>729386074i genuinely doubt the people who make videos on dsp even hate him, they just see easy bucks from views with the amount of retarded haters phil has
>>729373531>obviously just pretendingLmao
>>729385394kek
>>729386027i dont give a fuck about phil, hell, i dont like him either but im sure not gonna fucking waste my time hating on him
Truly no harsher punishment than being forced to watch a male streamer playing a puzzle game.>constantly talking to chat>missing instructions>missing dialogue>failing at tutorial levels>not noticing there's an undo button (keeps restarting with every fail)>chat thinking they're gonna fuck him so they're too nice and don't tell him he's retarded>constantly being interrupted by gifted messages>falling for red herring solutions>unironically claiming puzzles are unsolvable>chat saying "these were difficult for me too" for easy puzzles>being easily startled and screaming when it's not a horror game
>>729386042Simping for egirls is a very nonwhite coded mindset
>>729386258Yeah sure, you just randomly picked him out in a thread about people making fun of streamers for being retarded to cry about the haters
>>729386313>codedNice self-report.
>>729374145What? How? Women can't draw a horizontal line? I thought the test was to guess just how far the water would fill the bottle tilted sideways. Like the line begins at the left corner vs above or below the corner
>>729372947Someone forces you to watch female streamers?>>chat thinking they're gonna fuck her so they're too nice and don't tell her she's retardedIt's cute, cringelord. No one cares that you're good at video games.
>>729386284Post examples of them failing
>>729386042It's normal online bantar that you would 100% see in any chat if a man was struggling with a puzzle in a video game. This type of bantar is never seen on a female twitch channel because women are hypersensitive to criticism and see any bit of harshness directed toward them as an attack that they must flee from. Women are unable to distinguish between real threats against them and harmless criticism or insults. I guarantee the angry hole in this thread posts a seethe reply before reading this part of my post.
>>729385859You: spending hours watching, clipping, and sharing videos of people you hate and give advertising money to via clicks and watch timeMe: saw a repost of a repuload of a clip three sites removed from the source of a monkey acting retarded on a video game, i point and laugh at it with others
>>729385802Still a dumbass for killing himself. Just collect the messages and present them in court, then laugh in her face as you take her daughter away.
>>7293864078 and Red
>>729386360Labubu unc moment
>>729385757>there are people who actually believe they got NTR'd when their favorite booby streamer reveals (on accident) that they've been dating somebody for monthsNever stops being funny.
>>729386407>Card or cardsJust turn over blue. :)
>>729372947>being forced to watchWho's forcing you? Just do something else, retard
>>729386560>>729386408>too retarded to understand a jokeAre you a woman?Jesus, 4chan has gone to shit.
>>729386505I remember when s0i was your "slop", and cuck turned to bucks, fucking NPC /v/sl speak.
>>729386407Any of them, you twits.
>>729386487>Just collect the messages and present them in court, then laugh in her face as you take her daughter away.He doesn't know...
>>729386631Blud is cooked low test fr
>>729372947>>729386443I only watch VODs if I'm not just using them for background noise, so I just skip past shit like this. Why bother watching something that makes you mad? Go do something else.>>729386541Knowing a girl is fucking some goober and intentionally hiding it from you makes them a little less endearing and relatable, yes.
>>729386747>hidingYou're not entitled to information on anyone's private life, "simp" (as the kids say).
>>729386685Normally, no. But with behavior like hers? Easy.
>>729376005Average steam user tbdesu
>>729386347somebody posted about him first, moron
>>729386443Beta energy here. Haha
>>729386162Anon, people literally do that shit for (You)'s on this very board. People do it for free, unpaid, that's even worse than being the lolcow.
>>729386963Weak bait
>>729386347>"no i didnt read the thread, i just came in to shit it up!"I fucking hate faggots like you.
>>729386616I'm a dude and I've been here since 2006. You're crying about girls being cute. You sound like white trash. Go back to shooting squirrels and lighting shit on fire.
>>729387045No one believes you.Tits or GTFO
>>729386997Just the way you are. So, it matches.
>>729387101>>729386997
How can you hate women if you’ve never been with one?You’d have to be an hugless virgin not to hate women at least a little
>>729387045>didn't capitalize WhiteHola my brown friend
>>729372947kasta is waifu
>>729386806I'm not a simp, I'd never give a woman money, but these girls know what they're doing. They're popular because lonely guys watch them and think they're cute, but for many of them that's predicated on thinking they're a lonely geek like themselves. They intentionally avoid ever mentioning their love life because they want their money and attention. If it's not a big deal, then why not just casually mention they have a boyfriend or husband? People in real life do that. It's a totally normal thing to do. They'll tell you all about their previous jobs, their family (some even have family members on stream), so why not just casually mention you're in a relationship?
>>729385802Fucking brutal. I guarantee the dick sucking video was where he broke and killed himself. You just know 100 percent know Micheal had the bigger dick otherwise she wouldn't have sent it in the first place, and man couldn't handle that. Bitches always attack the dick when they go through a bad break up
>>729374145I did this test on family members just for shits and giggles and I still don't understand how some people struggle with this shit, it's like the new captchas, if you have an IQ above 90 you should be able to figure it out within seconds of seeing it.>My sister struggled to understand what she was supposed to do until I told her, she still drew the line wrong>My Dad drew the line correctly after staring blankly at the page for about 5 sec>My Mom looked confused at first and then drew the line correctly after about 20 sec of thinking >My Grandmother didn't understand what she needed to do until I told her and then she drew the line correctly after correcting herself halfway through her first attempt>My Uncle laughed and asked if this was even considered a "Puzzle" before drawing the line correctlyI'd like to try it on someone under the age of 15 and see if they'd be able to figure it out but my only family members under that age are 3-6 years old and will obviously not understand it.
>>729387262>They intentionally avoid ever mentioning their love lifeYou're not entitled to information on anyone's private life
>>729385802Why kill yourself?Why not kill her
>>729385753You're not wrong. He's barely relevant in the way he was before. And by that I mean just being a standard of what not to do. I long for the days when every playthrough was blind and he wasn't hand held.
>>729387358So they're allowed to fleece people because they're women? That's fine. Hopefully they don't end up like that one e-girl.
>>729387416DSP has never been relevant, /v/ just likes him because /v/ loves the biggest faggot e-celebs, like Dunkey and critikal (probably because they see themselves in them).
>>729387262Mori Calliope is open about being a coalburner and bringing other vtubers like Gura to black men parties and nobody cares
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>>729386806even if they are colossal faggots for actually throwing money at some random e-whore, virtual or not, I think people are entitled to know what their money goes to
>>729387262>They intentionally avoid ever mentioning their love life because they want their money and attention.>He doesn't know about the LLD
>>729387548>DSP has never been relevantBut he jerked off in front of children.And I think that's pretty potent and relevant in times like these.
>>729387629It goes to another person's bank account, dumbass.
>>729374145>>729374669>>729375097how is this even a testhow does anyone not instantly think it's parallel to the ground, like Athis is a prank right?
>>729387451>fleeceYou're paying for nothing. This is not a service.You are donating.
>>729387396>hurrr I'm gonna teach her a lesson and do exactly what she wanted me to that will show herHe was in the army so he's naturally retarded
>>729387585Moris sister brought the party to the airbnb that mori had and just streamed while Gura was in the other room getting destroyed in every hole. Something clearly happened because Gura was literally not the same after that
>>729385859Ironically, the people who hate him kept him popular enough to stay relevant and streaming, had they simply ignored him, he would've been forced to get a job years ago like they always demanded him to do. Fucking morons.
>>729375050shi unc how do i solve this?
>>7293761972015 now applies to everything that normalfags used to hate but now they claim being big fans for the longest time
>>729388018Phils haters are unironically his biggest fans, they just don't realize it
>>729388160Did a Jew write this?
>>729378805I imagined, he's a chad for giving us all a good laugh. Now what?
>>729388160very rude
>>729373008Based
>>729376082>arguing with holes.png
>>729387797you really overestimate the ability for women to conceptualize 3D space and apply very basic physics principles hypotheticallyyou must be either dangerously shut in or underage to not notice this
>>729385859>go to youtube>search "dsp">no videos are actually dsps videos or is his channel even in the search just hate videos(this is actually hilarious)>nearly all the hate channels have memberships enabled the same thing they mock dsp forwhat a rabbit hole of channels dedicated to a single dude who plays video games poorly how weird
>>729378541>arguments to anything>talking down about>the quality havesaar...the ESL courses...why did you not redeem?
>>729380554Don't act like you don't laugh at lolcows on some drama site, foid.
>>729388880Tophiachu is my favorite lolcow
>>729388880My favorite?Trump
>>729372947What are some GOOD ecelebs?
>>729374145My most charitable take is that they didn't understand that "the bottle has been tilted" is supposed to mean "the bottle has been tilted relative to the ground" rather than "the _drawing_ of the bottle has been tilted" and/or think it's a trick question. If the images included a horizon line or a reference point I think more would have gotten it right; it's a reading comprehension/communication issue, not a logic/spatial reasoning issue.
>>729389123He lives that rent free?
>>729389160The only good "ecelebs" are the ones who were first actual celebs with actual talents. Ecelebs with nothing in their resume besides "streamer" are boring do-nothings who just want your money
>>729389206>it's not a retardation of this flavor; it's a retardation of that other flavor
>>729375541>>729376673did she crash out and make the game look bad or something?
>>729389287>ruler of the world>"rent free"You're too retarded to understand when "rent free" is meant to be used.
>>729389405>trump is ruler of the worldClinical retardation
>>729385757My favorite are the streamers like Stpeach who are known to have bfs/husbands but when they have the bf/husband on stream the viewer count is like half of what it usually isno one wants to see those faggots
>>729389405>ruler of the worldlollmaoYou let a fat orange pedophile RULED by jews live rent free in your head. He's nothing more than a puppet, calling him a lolcow is too much.
>>729375441Im gonna get my wife to do it
>>729389356>>729376673What game is this?
>>729389306Pretty much. I think they're reading too much into the wording of the question and not just taking it at face value, which tracks with how women vs men communicate.
>>729389206the girl who drew this has an engineering degree
>>729374145Wife, 33, BA
>>729389556Wonder of Blue>>729389356She has semi-arthritis and can’t play on controller. The keyboard controls are seemingly left-handed with Z X C as the face buttons.
>>729389890Sauce
>>729388983Where's the symbol of Slaanesh?>>729389160Forsen
>>729388751avoiding them as much as possible is the path to a peaceful life
>>729389818Okay? It's pretty obviously meant to imply motion by showing the drink is sloshing around
>>729390086Hard to avoid them when they're driving their husband's diesel truck around at high speed weaving in and out of lanes erratically with no turn signal
>>729374145I asked my ex and she just said that the line would be the same, which genuinely surprised me cause she has an IQ of about 90. She has been getting into games and drawing for the past few years which I suspect has massively helped her with conceptualizing objects in 3D spaces.
>>729375441did your stoned father drink some of the water?
>>729373008FPBP
>>729390371>>729373047
>>729389818Squ is a retarded whore so that makes sense
>>729373531Women don't have to pretend to be bad at games, it comes to them naturally. Also they're aware people are only watching because they're women so there's no incentive to try
Here's what that vtuber actually looks like btw
>>729390186no, its not a single instancehttps://files.catbox.moe/upz8xv.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/zre2p9.jpgeventually people pointed it out to her so she drew thishttps://files.catbox.moe/kub3tz.jpg
>hurr durr women are retardedOkay and? How's that affecting the sex?
>>729375441I see what's going on, they think the answer is where the water would slosh up the side immediately when tilting it and don't understand it's asking where the water settles, but this wouldn't have to be explained to a man
>>729390721i dont fuck retards
>>729390283For shits and giggles I asked a friend of mine, a self-described low IQ bimbo, and she had the same answer, straight line. She also plays a lot of games. I'm starting to think there's something to this.
>>729375541They took the fall so other devs could know better
>>729390624Alright yeah those make no fucking sense lol
>>729372947I hate to say it but the bottom one looks like she mooms hard
Videogames?
>>729372947Thats every streamer that isn't fully invested in what theyre playing, they all do it.
>>729390283>the line would be the sameThe same as what, retard?The same as it was relative to the bottle, or the same as it was relative to the ground?>>729390751>the same answer, straight lineThey're both straight lines, dumbass.
