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>be a mage of superior intellect
>attack from range, allowing me to stay out of harms way while dealing damage
>femanons laugh at me
>dumb melee warrior swings a slab of metal at the enemy with no regard for tactics or safety regulations
>femanons all want to be around him

INTbros, how de we cope with this?
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It all boils down to their DPS vs your DPS and their base HP + heal vs your base HP + heal
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>>729373782
Transmutation spells to make you literally look and physically feel like a gigachad. Illusion also works but why make them only believe when you can literally look like one
Enchantment spells to mindrape them into whatever you want
Conjuration spells to summon exotic whores that look way better than femanons
Necromancy spells so even the afterlife won't give them any respite
simple as, skill issue
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>>729373782
>superior intellect
>still whining about bitches and whores
lel
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>>729374153
This.
Honestly its weird that despite having the powers to make reality their playthings, wizards aren't shown to be physically fit or robust all that often. I mean, if you're the type of guy who spends almost all of their free time learning shit, you're probably also maintain a certain level of physical fitness. Even if a wizard has zero motivation to get strong muscles and a hot studly bod, he can probably just use magic to juice himself up to superhuman levels.
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>>729374727
wizards forget anima sana in corpore sano.
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>>729374153
>Necromancy spells so even the afterlife won't give them any respite
reminds me of that sidequest in skyrim about a necromance and his necrowifes.
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>>729373782
Just summon a gf.
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>>729373782
Use magic to turn him into a girl
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>>729374153
all cringe compensating behaviour that just makes femanons laugh at you even more
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>>729373782
Awaken, and use real Magick
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>>729375063
Well wizards aren't sane either



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