My name is /v/, I love being a normalfag, my favorite place to go when jannies give me a 3 day vacation is r/4chan. My name is /v/, I regularly spend 12 hours a day in gacha game generals, pseudo slots for mah waifu, all for the ecchi gods, OPPAI! My name is /v/, I love posting irl tfw threads to attract all the normalfags, they flood in like hordes of flies all discuss their normalfag life and how much sex they have and it's a perfect place to larp. My name is /v/ I no longer have board culture anymore, no fun allowed, that died when gookmoot dethroned the young prince, ah the sweet young prince where are you now my friend. My name is /v/, I can never be sincere anymore, I need to always hide how I feel behind 10 layers of irony. My name is /v/, but I'm kinda like /b/, idpol and screencap threads are the best! My name is /v/, bait is my body and bait is my blood hahahaha free (you)s, I engagement farmed you on a site with no algorithm hahaha, put me in the screencap to get reposted on Twitter! My name is /v/, jannies have decided that my /vg/ buttplug must stay in my asshole at all times. My name is /v/, I am not a normalfag of course slur buzzword slur buzzword buzzword. My name is /v/, I shall not lurk moar! I am but a /newfag/ and I shall feed the trolls! My name is /v/, maybe it's time I stop peeing on this tree, for I cannot give this tree the attention you seek as my piss may water you in (you)s and you will begin to reek, I wish for the culture to die, the culture did die and so my pee will never touch you /v/, well that is a lie. If only a certain Mexican in 2006 hated hentai.
>>729378047not reading allat unc
>>729378047I shed a tear
>>729378047/v/ died after 2016 and the masses went truly online.
>>729378169>Sage in the name field
>>729378047not a single false statement
>>7293780474chan and even more so /v/ has fallen, but I don't see what you're defending moot for.
There is nowhere else to go
