ahhh perfection
just stay on /trash/ trannyyour shitted thread finally got 404'd
she cute
if a woman isnt pretty with a buzzcut shes not pretty periodt. many are saying this
>>729378554Best Jack. I can't even get an erection to the one from ME3.
>>729378554>perfection>bald>had sex with strangers more times than you can imagine>bald
>>729379020>had sex with strangersyou mean like 90% of the love interests in ME?
>I can fix her>she actually gets fixedBRAVO KOJIMA
ahhh now it's perfection
>>729378554>>729379016looks more like a bald V from cyberpunk
Utterly mogs all the other women in the series
>>729379091No, it's even worse. Miranda despite being a total whore was picky. Bald gal had unprotective sex with lots of junkies with zero hygiene
>>729379528>ME3 JackEvery one of you who likes that shit is gayer than >>729379401.
you can feel the sexual tension whenever she and miranda are in the same screen
>>729379657>sexual tension is when two people can't stand each other"people" like you should all be lined up and shot.
>>729378554Cute boy
>THE SEXIEST MOST ALLURING CHARACTER IN ALL OF MASS EFFECT... MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE JACK>NO.... SHE'S NOT A TRANNY..!!!!!>NO.... JACK IS NOT JUST A MAN'S NAME, IT CAN BE UNISEX TOO....!!!!
>>729379091Thats (also, among 99 other reasons) why you pick Tali.
>>729378961No women are pretty when they look like boys.
>>729379949She doesn't look like a boy at all.
>>729379949Men and women have different faces if you cant differentiate the two even when both don't have hair you might be face blind (AUTISM!)
>>729380059Bald, covered in tattoos, girlboss with nasty masculine attitude, disgusting snarly facial expressions, just what every normal well-adjusted man looks for in a woman
Just give her the shoeonhead wig and call it a day
>>729380109Men and women have different hair if you cant differentiate the two you might be a retarded faggot.
>>729380187It's a 90s thing. Guys looked for women that understood what it was like to be fucked up. Normal girls run screaming. Fairuza Balk and Shirley Manson were our queens.
>>729379949>cant tell if someone is a man or woman except by their hairstyleThis makes you sound like the most woke person on earth
Spit roasting Miranda with my wife Jack
>>729381174*bends over and projectile shits in your face and it goes down your throat* WATCH YOUR TONE.
>>729379016it's almost like the me3 writers didn't do her paragon romance and decided that all of that character growth didn't happen
she was gangraped in the prison showers
>>729378554She's gorgeous.
>>729378554
>>729384339Could work, but the tattoos now look bad.
I wanna fugg!
>>729384339
>>729380059Who dis?
>>729378554bald girls are so cute
I prefer ME3 Jack
Why'd they make her blonde in LE3?
>>729388198>going full evil in Infamous just so you could hear Sasha cooing directly into your brain for her missions
>>729385481>now>>729388198No they aren’t, those are cute girls who happen to be bald. If they weren’t bald they would be more attractive; there is nobody on earth, male or female, for whom that is not true.
>>729388198NOT BALDSHAVEDITS A HIARSTYLE
>>729384339Now remove the tattoos and the aggressive voice.
>>729388198Exquisite taste anon. A man of culture.
>>729387146Robin Tunney. She shaved her head in Empire Records.
Shepard.
>>729389657Wrex...........You look human now.
>>729389657martin sheen.
>>729389657Mr. president
>>729378554How can I get girlfriend who looks like this bros?
>>729389657you manatee
I love my psychotic hipster wife
>>729388391Nigga you gay.
>>729390704> literally hitler!> uhmmm sweety, maybe it's your personality> it's called being a decent human being> have sex, incel!
Choose
>>729389657Mr Badguy.
>>729391159Top middle
>>729389657>"Despite being 13% of the population Batarians commit over half of the violent crime in Citadel space"
ME2 Jack is peak Jack
>>729391159short hair on women always look better. Men who disagree are insecure in their masculinity
>>729392617Yes.
>>729378554she should have been lesbian with miranda
>>729384339fuck now I understand jackfags
>>729392617They bring us Sweet Dreams
Why did they make her a blonde though in the Legendary Edition?
>>729393513Why is she so goddamn kissable?
>>729393513Why does it matter? ME3 Jack is awful and should be purged from memory.
For me, it's ignoring the academy and letting her get brainwashed into a ninja.
I’m still shocked she wasn’t a dyke and you not male Shepard could romance and fix her with his cock.
>>729393845i did that by accident but she was never in my party in 2 so i didnt give a shitwhat i did give a shit about was i got scammed out of having legion in 3 even though i did everything right and he survived the suicide missionfucking legendary edition bullshit
>>729393845I have to hit the academy first because there's at least 2 mattock drops there.
>>729394074Shepard fixing her with his big CHAD dick is one of the most unfathomably based character arcs in all of gaming. Same thing happens to Miranda.>ice cold bitch>needs no man>gets the D>suddenly can't live without himShepard is one of the most based mf's of all time
>>729388198who's in upper right corner?
my alternative cyberpunk punk wife is so cute
>>729379949wrong nigga
>>729379234her crying during the romance sex scene was pretty based and kino
>>729378554I don't want to try and fix her.
>>729389657Mister Illusive
>>729388391Based
>>729392696I-IS THAT.... A NIPPLE! AAAIIIIEEEE!!!!! MISTER ADVERTISER GET DOWN!
>>729378554>shep dick fixes 15 years of misanthropic bloodthirst in 6 months
>>729378554>>729379016>>729379528Dicksucker lips
