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Disingenuous slop moment.
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What does that even mean?
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>>729382128
YJK
Giraffes have dicks as big as horses. It's real, look it up
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>>729382128
It means that tranimals are emotional manipulation, just like music. it distracts you from the actual products quality by toying with your feelings.
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>>729382256
Sharteen bullshit, got it.
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>>729382128
It uses hamfisted animal symbolism to manufacture emotion instead of earning it through the story.
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>>729382319
But it did earn it through the story. This moment doesn't mean anything without the story. Otherwise you could just play zoo tycoon.
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SLOP SLOP SLOP
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>>729382747
This will be 900 bucks for Ram
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>>729382904
>he isn't rocking 128GB RAM already
It's over for poortards....
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I legit think this type of scene could've worked if the giraffes were far away. Making them seem almost mythical. But of course not. It's vidya. Sonyer vidya.
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How did the giraffe survive hordes of superhuman, fungal zombies who have an insatiable hunger and are immune to physical pain or fear?
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>>729383263
Mashing 'em with dere hooves, boss
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>>729383263
More importantly how did they live through the first winter?
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>>729382082
Unrealistic in reality the giraffe would lick her up.
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>>729383263
Giraffes are OP creatures they can run away or git them with their hooves and still be 10 feet away.

>>729383790
That is the real question.
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>>729383790
Its bullshit for an animal living in the Savannah but some animals can grow “winter coats”. Again obviously a giraffe lives in warm, dry climates but ND has a surface level understanding of human nature and writing, with animals they can just make something up.
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>>729384080
So goddamn weird.
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>>729384080
me too
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>>729384352
>a giraffe is this indestructible animal that can survive a horde of dozens of zombies
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Why would a fungus that is specialized on humans want to attack a giraffe?
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>>729382082
I wouldn’t be shocked to find out Druckman is a roonick
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>>729384789
Zombies are still humans, in the wild Giraffes have to survive packs of different flavors of big cats.
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>You don't understand... they are the last of us, too.

I kneel.
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>>729384832
Why would a fungus "specialize" on humans rather wanting to spread through every means possible?
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>>729384927
Humans don't use all of their strength and are often held back by mental limitations when fighting something. The zombies don't feel the pain of exertion or muscle strain, they don't feel the fear of attacking something larger than them. A giraffe is not surviving 10 of those even if it can somehow kick to shounen anime levels like you people suggest.
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>>729382082
jew cuckmann literally stole that scene from Jurassic Park
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>>729383790
It went underground
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>>729382082
Giraffe Sex
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>>729382082
Jurassic Park is a classic tho
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Giraffes are extremely dangerous, she would've been destroyed
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>>729386971
Yeah the giraffe cock would literally rearrange her guts.
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>>729382747
I actually really like the way the giraffes thick thighs spread apart at the end. Feed the last frame of that mp4 back into your ai and WRRRRRRRRR them for real.
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>>729384080
>her
Actually giraffes prefer human men > women.
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>>729382082
Buzzword slop shitpost.
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>>729387389
>slopping the slop
don't
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>>729387810
>don't
wait, what happens when you cross the slopstreams?
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>>729388096
You get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfY4iGsSMK0



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