>no Switch 2 for Christmas
good ending
>>729382454wife tanked that btw
>>729382454This is fake btw. It was his father who broke the Switch.
these guys have wives and we don't
There's nothing the wife could do. The Switch was a made guy while she wasn't.
>>729382626>wife>bed that smallOh no
>>729383024Should happen to every redditor.
>>729382454
>>729382454an hole in the wall instead
>MMMMmmmm, basedjak threads!
>>729387770>>MMMMmmmm, basedjak threads!Kill yourself
>>729387770>>MMMMmmmm, basedjak threads!keep yourself alive
>>MMMMmmmm, basedjak threads!
>basedjaks in 2025
>>729382626>married>single bed
>Basedbooru.png
>Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)12:19:01 No.729392152>File: 1761610483348004.gif (148 KB, 810x900>>Basedbooru.png
>>basedjaks in 2025
>>729382626>ME a new bedLiterally nintendiecuck status
>>>MMMMmmmm, basedjak threads!>Kill yourself
>>729391698Maybe they're trads living like it's the 1950s.
>le heritors of /qa/>look inside>sharty is full of confused /pol/ children and their site has so much fingerprinting and tracking that you literally cannot even lurk safely, you're forced to use a VPN *and* a virtual machine
>>729387082>/vp/ shill mods when they perma banned me from the board for critizing Sword and Shield
>>729393742>he went to a containment boardYour own fucking fault, pokemon is trash and anyone who plays that shit is a mega turbo autist, that board was created to keep those retards far from here.
>>729393554I don't think that's the kind of bed you bring your mistress home to.
>visited extended family for christmas>still got snacks and candy but no videogamesHave to take what I can get I guess
>>729382454>post is real and still onlineHOLY KEK
>>729393624the /pol/nigger memes might be true but the VPN myth is simply false
Post the red squirrel pasta one.
>>le heritors of /qa/>>look inside>>sharty is full of confused /pol/ children and their site has so much fingerprinting and tracking that you literally cannot even lurk safely, you're forced to use a VPN *and* a virtual machine
>>729395047It uh no it really isn't, the sharty fingerprints the absolute fuck out of you. Like any good CP hoarder, the site owner is a firm believer in an "I can touch you, you can't touch me" policy and is uber-paranoid about ban evaders and counter-spammers
>>729395151stupid nigger can't read javascript properly
>>729396553>he thinks he's not being tracked by the CP addicted owner of his epic shitposting site
>>7293968094cuck lost
>>729393624>>729395093Trump won, qa won and basedjaks are funny
>>729382626The longer you look the worse it gets.
I got myself a workout machineEat red meat and read the bible
What is your favorite basedjak?
>>729383095Being married is less impressive when you take into consideration 99% of people should not be together. The divorce rate pretty much spells it out.
>>729382626does he live in the basement?
>>729399390>eat red meatyes>read the bibleno. fuck off, kike
>>729383095My cope is that their wives are fat, ugly and smelly enough to put up with a retarded manchild so it's not something to be proud of.
>>729400501Never seen this one, what the fuck is it
>>729402616American jew loving evangelical religion is barely Christian.
>>729404264It's a booba edit of a neutral edit of vlodson which is an edit of a wojak edit of nojak
>>729398373For me it's the crumbling sheet rock falling off the walls.
>>729404430Man soijak party lore sure is insane>reads the wiki
Reminder that science helped Nintendo to success
>>729382454when you're an adult gifts from your parents should either be thoughtful/sentimental or practical, buy your own toys
>go to extended family over the Holidays>tfw that the little shits they call kids are as annoying as ever while the adults have their lives drained from them due to working too much>meanwhile people ask how I'm able to have such a youthful appearance>say it's probably genetics but deep down I know It's cause I don't have to take care of Lil shitsCan't wait to be back playing my games.
>>729407484Science will help you cure your testosterone problems faggot
>>729408981you can't make me I'm such a zilly gamr femboy :3
>>729407608Personally, I'd prefer not to get any gifts from my family so I won't be obligated to give them anything in return.
>>729389321retard
>>729411028why wouldn't you want to get gifts for your relatives?
>>729382454Based tendy putting his woman in her place.
>>729393554that was just a TV show thing, and it's because of broadcast regulations preventing any implication of sex even amongst married couples.
>>729383024Tendie cope
>>729383024It's not fake. He is the soijak everyone makes edits of
>>729407484I laugh when I see that Hills line. I drink soi and I said that by the way
>>729391698My boomer parents (who are still married) sleep in separate single beds since my early teens. They just agreed that sleeping together in a double bed suck and they were unable to get proper rest.Maybe a super king size bed would've been good enough, but in most houses where we lived the bedroom didn't have enough space for that.
>>729412572Forgot to add, that as someone who already has been in some relationships, I agree with them.Sleeping together with another person in the same bed, even a spacious double bed, sucks ass when you're trying to get actual proper rest to get up early and work your ass off the next day.I used to think they were weird as fuck, but not after I experienced it myself.
>>729411176>Based tendy putting his woman in her place.
>>729387082The absolute state of poketroons. I wonder how many I caused to destroy their own property.
>>729413648based
>>729383095>Deez niggas have slavemassas and we don
IM FUCKING TIRED OF THIS WEBSITE NOT LETTING THE WORD S.OY TO BE ALLOWED HOLY SHIIIIIIT FUCK OOOOOOFFFFFFFLET ME SAY SO.YS O YS O YS O YS-O_Y Z0YYY ONIONS
>>729414910
>>729382454Why would i want a switch when it has no games?
>>729414910>beaner thread>"yo onions..."
>>729393883how is it a containment board when they are still able to spam their goon threads and pointless shilling in /v/ just like the anime and furfaggotry stealth porn threads here jannoids might as well call /v/, /gif/ 2.0 or /random/ 2.0
>>729415202>>729415354> Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)21:42:18 >No.729415202>1753571984424.png (25 KB, 560x456) google >yandex iqdb wait>25 KB>>>729414910> Wiid 12/26/25(Fri)21:44:46 No.729415354>>>729414910>>beaner thread>>"yo onions..."
>>729382626>that wall>single bed for a married man>picture has very detailed environmental storytelling
>>729414910Snoy
>>729392152>>729392510So, what's the line?
>>729419559
>>729421198>W-W-what's the punchline supposed to be? I-I DON'T GET THIS CRYPTIC STONETOSS
>>729382626are they mocking him?
>HMMMM IS THAT A NORMAL TENDIE THREAD?!>NO IT HAS A O.NIO.N.SJACK BETTER START SPAMMING ONI.ONS>KILL YOURSELF OINIONSHARTYNIGGER
>>729383095Quality over quantity. I could get a wife too
>>729391698My boomer parents would be better off sleeping in separate beds. Hell, separate rooms, even.
>>729421305cope, wojaks are being used by the government now
>retarded reddit manchild is actually... le based?
>>729418178Nobody said it was an effective containment board.
>>729422276>its realwe fv**ing lost...
>>729423341sex with gigachad
Crazy how shartyfags literally took down 4chan for a month yet wojak spam is still allowed
>>729424729jannies are just 'tracking us atp
>>729382626Fucking christ.
>>729383095Literal retards are around six times more likely to get married and have children than people with 130+ IQ.
Wojakposting and Pepeposting should be an automatic ban>inb4 replies of what I posted with a Wojak or Pepe edit
>>729411446>it's because of broadcast regulations preventing any implication of sex even amongst married couplesIt was not a broadcast regulation. It was self-imposed censorship. Some say it was to appease the puritanical right. Some say it's because the industry largely was puritanically right. It's probably the latter but modern media lies about that sort of thing. Kind of like how they blame McCarthy for Hollywood blacklisting when the reality is he had nothing to do with that and a lot of Hollywood genuinely just didn't like commies and so took it upon themselves to not work with them.
>>729400501Fingerboys. Why aren't they posted anymore?
>>inb4 replies of what I posted with a Wojak or Pepe edit
>>729395093dont forget the majority that have terabytes of child porn to flood at a moments notice
>>729419559>>729421045>>729414910>>729415354Newfags can't ꜱoy
>>729383024it's not fake I'm the wife, he put big chomp shaped ballasts to the switch 2 to make it heavier please send hel
Oni no basado wasaki koji ino tokio jakku nintendo sawitchuuuuuuuuuu wifu sonnu
>>729427298Not a single lick of actual Nihongo understanding
>>729427161kek
>>729393624you're laughingthey killed /qa/ and you're laughing
>104 reppeys
>>729383095it makes sense when you realize they're both retarded. I cannot imagine talking to some annoying bitch long enough to get to know her, so marriage is out of the question.
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>>729383095You'd have to be an idiot to play the game that they find themselves in. Lining a paupers grave would be more dignified than this shit.
