>>729393805
Hey DSP how's the wife?

>Dark spirit has invaded
>Make sure my ethernet plug is firmly attached so I can enjoy a fun PvP sesh

built for cucking

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>>729393805
lel

>snort
The router was on the whole time, huh?

>>729393958
>whoever gets behind the other first, wins
lol, gay

>>729393958
Based.

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>>729393805
well, that explains the black out

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Fuckin stupid cheaters

I can't remember if the remaster fixed this, but DaS had awful invasions because it was full of twinks ganking normal players. You can have a +10 weapon and pyromancy flame and still get to invade total noobs because you didn't level stats. Mainly a problem in Undead Burg and Anor Londo. Soul Memory was a decent attempt at a solution, but I think DS3 finally fixed it with the weapon level thing.

>>729394028
Nah, you can survive one or two in most cases if they aren't a minmaxed twink. I used to let myself get backstabbed to bait people near ledges and push them off lol.

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>>729393805
>Invaded at Sen's fortress
>Had just summoned Tarkus to fight the golem with
>Was so high that for some reason I didn't think of just going into the boss fight to avoid the invader
>"I'll just wait here for the sweet release of death"
>He shows up at the doorway
>Tarkus walks up and blocks it
>Proceeds to give him one good smack and sends him over the edge behind him to his death
Probably one of my most memorable souls moments to this day

>>729393805
>Dark spirit has invaded
Yeah, I fucking wish
In the rare occasion someone does invade their ping is so bad, they slide or teleport around

>>729393805
>dark spirit has invaded
>press f5 (quicksave)
>fuck around with him
>close game f9 (quickload) in case of death
>repeat

>>729394447
remaster had the weapon level thing

>namefag is autistic
Poetry