>Things you can say about Valve, but not your girlfriend.
it exists
ick on eck
They can't count to 3
I love how many raped man children cry about you
I can use it every day except tuesdays
>>729396019Not gonna get fucked.
>>729396129How do you fucking nerds have such a hard time getting a girlfriend?Christ just talk to a woman that isn't your mother
Still can't count to three
>>729396019>I trust you with my creditcard
>>729396348>The worst thing she can say is no"Ew"
>>729396019She goes down occasionally
>>729396019Gay Ben Knew All
>>729396019its cheap to use sometimes
>>729396348how can you fucking cripples have such a hard time walking? Christ just walk
>>729396567Take a shower then?>>729396787>being scared of girls is akin to being paraplegic
>>729396957being short and ugly is kinda, at least people have empathy to cripples
>>729397049>shortpost height
>>7293972252'3"
>>729396348I went on one date in my entire life and all I wanted to do was go home and play vidya.
>>729396957>being scared of girls is akin to being paraplegicno one is going to empathize with an unattractive male. you think a woman is going to allow him to access her holes?
>>7293972251.50m
RETARD NIGGER STEVE
WORTH THE WEIGHT!
She loves me, Valve doesn't love TF2
>>729396415>>729396714The only funny posts in this thread.
Ohhh aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-aye-de-di-dee-diGot a game for Christmas
>>729396348Where do women hang outIm serious i keep joining hobbies and communities and there's never any women anywhere.
>>729396019I allow in on my computer
>>729396019When I'm having fun I like 20 other people joining in
>>729396348I'm literally ryan gosling so I'm unable to get a gf
>>729396019They take 30% of my money without contributing anything
>>729396019It's successful
>>729396348>>729396957>>729397225>Wanna get pussy? Look em straight in the eye with a firm handshake!So why aren't you a millionaire? Finding a job and saving money is easy.
>>729396348Straight men are having a lonliness epidemic and sky high suicide rates. They'll never find a girlfriend. How majority of /v/tards haven't killed themselves over spending christmas alone i've no idea i feel so bad for them, wish they died already.
>>729398432>Look em straight in the eye with a firm handshake!It really is that simple nigga, have you not tried this? LMFAO
>>729396019If i give them money, I can get lewd stuff
>>729396019It's as fun to sell as it is play with.
>>729398448>men are having a lonliness epidemicMakes me feel better that it's not just me.
>>729398527I do have a GF, nigger. But I also know it's not as easy as "le talk to them and they will date u" meme.
>>729398432>So why aren't you a millionaire?I am.
>>729398635Good. Don't try to improve. Other men are just as suicidal and lonely and sexless as you are, so stay as you are. Join the suicide rates like your fellow heteroids please.
>>729397401Who cares? Win if you want to win.
>>729398448>Straight men are having a lonliness epidemicMen is a stretch, honestly most of these 'men' are more like boys in arrested development. >>729398432It is that easy, walk up say "Hi I'm X" and then give an honestly complement about her outfit or something.
>>729398818No. What the heck.
>>729396019She filled me with hope and still hasn't delivered.
>>729398717>I do have a GF, niggerOh goody the big boy words are out.Good point except you specifically said "pussy" not "relationship" fucking blogfaggot.
>>729396019>Well, y'know... she's a bit slow...
>>729396348you're talking about a board that hates women so much they'd rather fuck a man dressed as a woman
>>729396019I can get refunds
>>729398432>see cute girl at wageslave job in 2013>talk to her>ffwd current year>married with a childits that easy
>>729396019Steam games aren't my personal property.
>>729396019I can't stop the Gay Ben
>>729398946>fucking blogfaggotWhat?>>729398861>It is that easy, walk up say "Hi I'm X" and then give an honestly complement about her outfit or something.And then?>>729399185And what happened in that time you were talking in that wageslave job anon?It's obvious some of these responses are coming from people who's actual dating skills have atrophied because you don't have use for them anymore. You're not really qualified to help young men pull themselves out of the rut they're in, because you forgot what it's like being a sperg with no game, or never really had those hangups to begin with.
>>729397868Salsa classes.
>>729396019>Thanks for letting me buy this gay furry VN
>>729398805Post your yacht + timestamp :^)
>>729399441>And what happened in that time you were talking in that wageslave job anon?I continued talking to her and getting to know her better, noticed shared interests (music, vidyja) and talked more about those. It also helps that I'm not a jerk, albeit I have my moments of autistic faggotry so I'm no better than you guys. Just being kind and showing interest goes a long way. Year after we first met we started dating, things don't always happen straight away.
>>729396415/thread
>>729399441>And then?Have a conversation? Do you want me to provide a conversation wheel with some yellow paint to make this palatable for you midwits?No wonder gaming has gone to shit if you people are the LCD they're catering too. No critical thinking skills at all, just want your hand held and coached through every interaction.
>>729399441>WHAT HUUUHHH>completely ignores my pointDone talking
>>729396348Tried back in highschool a couple of times. Both said no. One of them cut off our friendship entirely even though I got the "we can still just be friends" thing cause I guess that asking her out gave her the ick. Like it's impressive that one short question can make girls do a complete 180 on you even though I didn't push for anything after that. The worst she can say is not in fact a no.
>>729399618Sorry, had to take a break from fucking tons of whores and sluts to take this picture for you
>>729399935Seems legit.
>>729399669And HOW did you talk? HOW did you keep the conversation going?Anon there's a lot of minute bullshit that a lot of lonely spergs can't get over. I did, but not everyone can. I suspect you were never that awkward ar all.>>729399763Believe it or not, a lot of these lonely men need that kind of coaching anon.>>729399767Concession accepted.
>>729396348I'm Chadlite in the sense that I can find a girl that wants to have sex pretty easily, but I'm an incel when it comes to getting a gf.
>>729400000CHECKED
>>729399935Ok, sorry to have bothered you.
>>729400000Incel quads!
>>7293972255 foot 9. Most girls today are at least 5 foot 11.
>>729396348It's really nowhere near that easy. They almost always reject you or have a boyfriend as long as they're even remotely not-ugly.
>>729396019fat
>>729400000Your quints are representative of how much pussy you've actually gotten.
>>729399763notoriously people good at videogames have great social skills and vice versa
>>729399998>And HOW did you talk? HOW did you keep the conversation going?listen to her. also conversations101, when you say something to someone, make sure you give them an easy way to respond. e.g. femanon says "how are you?" you don't just respond with "good" or "bad", you say how you're feeling, why youre feeling it "i'm good, i caught up with a friend i havent seen in a while" or "not so great, i was looking forward to seeing a friend but we had to postpone" and of course follow up with "and how are you?" now she has the option to ask more about what you were feeling as well as the option for her to tell you how she's going. everything else is an extension of that.tl;dr dont just respond with one word answers, and make sure that you give them the best chance to do the same>>729400146that just statistically false, but even then>not wanting a gf taller than youwhat are you, gay
>>729396348I haven't left my house in 10 years
>no one can get a girlfriend anymore, its a male loneliness epidemic!>every girl I ask have a bf, there are no single women!Both can't be true
>>729400503I honestly used to have a lot of sex. I've become religious since so I kinda cringe when I look back on it. It really isn't cool to have lots of sex if you're not married. It's just hollow and pointless.
>>729396348Okay where are the girls that play games and aren't addicted to social media
>>729400632Yes they can if you get over the concept of 1 man for 1 woman.
>>729400632>Both can't be trueIt absolutely can be true since the attractive womnen are all dating the same guys (not literally at the same time, but more the top tier guys are dating the same girls over different periods of time).
The cake is a lie.Oops, I put it in the wrong portal!I turned it on, but it didn’t even last another half-life.Overrated! Wasn’t nearly as good on the second run.Could use a visual touch up. The facial expressions are clearly outdated!Man, I sure have plenty of room to swing my crowbar in here!It looks like a black man with a valve on the back of its head. Smells like one too.I forgot to download into its source last night. Now it’s ALL just pink and black, AND I’m out of a MILF…It was made by an old fat man and some nerds.Does nothing and wins.Probably radioactive this week.Gave me a refund.
>>729400731>>729400790>every attractive man has 7 girlfriends to there are no women left for meYou're both pornsick, go outside and stop living life through a digital lens
>>729399935>no post numberThis could have been stolen from a reply to any old anon anywhereI'm not falling for any of these jewish little tricks
>>729396348It's probably easier for me to become a millionaire than get the kind of woman I want.
>>729401283A lot of (attractive young) women would also rather just remain single for years than settle for a guy that's not Mr. Perfect.
>>729396348>Christ just talk to a woman that isn't your motherOkay.Oh wait -- "Get away from me, weirdo, I'm trying to shop."
>>729397868yoga classes but it's mostly older women
>>729396348They're all fucking taken. Even the fat uggos are married and have at least one kid>>729396019Why can't you count you fucking 3?!
>>729396348My brother in Christ, I am ugly and have nothing to offer to a woman.
>>729400000Genuinely, what do you do after you cum in a woman if you dont love them?
>>729396348Everyone says go outside, but I'm not really interested in the type of people who goes outside, and they are not interested on me, I doubt I can talk about games or any weebshit with a random girl at the club. "Yeah I started Muramasa the other day, the visual novel not the Vanillaware game!"
>>729396348>Christ just talk to a woman that isn't your motheryeah and then she accuses me of rape and thanks to modern laws I get jailed instantly
>>729402708Just don't rape herEven if she fucking deserves it
>>729402392It's an awful feeling tbqh
>>729400139>quadretard
>>729396348based
>>729396348I refuse to get another girlfriend after my previous one threatened to flush my fathers ashes down the drain over a dumb argument which was that I wasn't going to go hiking with her.
Can you guys just make jokes instead of this retarded shit
>>729403115Start us off man, lead by example instead of being the arsehole that just says entertain me
>>729403115Ok ok, here's one: What's the deal with every Muslim naming their son Mohammed? Does every Buddhist name their kid Buddha, does every Christian name their kid Jesus, does every Jew name their kid Satan?
>>729399935Your yacht's run aground there bud.
>>729396348I have a girlfriend, but that's just dumb luck that I met her online. As an engineer woman didn't exist in my college courses nor do they exist in my workplace. I'm just lucky.
>>729396348The main reason is that I have hairy nipples.
>>729403281Just checking but do you think the water through the tinted glass balustrade is land?
>>729400553>femanon says "how are you?" you don't just respond with "good" or "bad", you say how you're feeling, why youre feeling it "i'm good, i caught up with a friend i havent seen in a while" or "not so great, i was looking forward to seeing a friend but we had to postpone" and of course follow up with "and how are you?" now she has the option to ask more about what you were feeling as well as the option for her to tell you how she's going. everything else is an extension of that.Anon, it's not most people's natural instinct to blurt out why they're feeling a certain way on top of saying just how they feel, at least when it comes to strangers. That's banter that comes from at least being acquainted before hand.
I should have said dog instead of girlfriend
>>729403395>balustradeThe balustrade? Hey fellas, the balustrade. Well oh la di da Mr Frenchman.
>>729396348Because I'm saving myself for my anime waifu harem when I die.
>>729396348>>729396957>>729398861>>729399669>>729400553You sound genuinely very daft honestly. Getting a woman is not nearly that easy and if you think it is, then the dating pool wouldn't be as genuinely toxic as it is today. There are many factors that go into attracting a mate and a lot of them don't exist in the weird, low-trust, individualistic society we inhabit. What works for you may not and probably will not work for others outside very basic shit like not looking like a complete trainwreck, having a source of income, a hobby and basic hygiene. As much as I hate dorks pining over pussy, normalfags cunts like you that are unable to see how non-universal their dating tips are infuriate me more because they always manage to sound fucking retarded.
>>729403514Well what do you call it?
>>729396019The free alternative is worse.
>>729403602a boat fence
>>729403674Izzat a fence made o' boats or sumfink?
>>729403115the thread OP had "girlfriend" in the post it was always going to devolve into this /r9k/ shit sadly
>>729396348>a woman that isn't your motherBut my sister is gay...
>>729396019They know how to suck a dick.
>>729397373based
>>729403469I've never owned a dog, I'm a subK-9, pitpilled dogcel.
>>729396348>mfw these responses
>>729396019It's owned by our Lord and Saviour
>>729403590>normalfags cuntsspoken like a true discord lurking degenerate, maybe edating is more your speed
>>729405856Did I touch a nerve, you hylic whore?
>>729403590>toxicIf you use that word in ways unrelated to substances harmful to your body, you're the reason you can't get laid.
>>729400553>e.g. femanon says "how are you?never in the history of my or my friends life has a girl we werent friends with before because of school or smth how we were doing. You dont realise that for modern girls, sub 8s, be it charisma and/or looks essentially dont exist for girls. To them, theyre like ghosts talking to them.
>>729396348I cant motivate myself to get one since I don't want one. Ive never been lonely before. Ive never thought to myself "gee I wish another person was here with me right now." Tbh solitary confinement would be wonderful.
>>729406060Just because you aren't resourceful enough to think about easy ways to get college-aged sluts indebted to you has nothing to do with what words I use to describe how unbelievably shit the dating world is and has been for the past 5 years (at least).
itt: retards who can't into realizing that not all women are trash
>>729406605Maybe some are good, but that doesn't mean they're worth pursuing.
>>729404261grim
>>729396019was more fun in 2006
>>729396019My dick gets hard when I see it.
>>729396348You either have "it" or don't, all these meme advices and ridicule is worthless
>>729405856>discord lurking/v/ is an incel board. faggots like you are the raiders.
>>729396348Women don't deserve my time, money and attention.
>>729406191Just go out and get some pussy. Are you scared, faggot?
>>729396348Is a woman some sort of a LLM?
If youve ever had sex you need to get off this site (prostitutes dont count)If youve ever had a girlfriend you need to get off this siteNormalfaggots gtfo
>>729409294Not really no. Pussy is so banal that you can basically buy it and outside of a commited relationship, it's essentially prostitution with extra steps and more time/money wasted. Only retarded dorks with no sense of ambition like you put random pussy on a pedestal.
>>729396348I talk to women, they're fine. I got asked out twice in grade school, but I didn't want to go out, not with them, but in general at that time. I asked a girl out a few years ago because she was really nice to me and not bad looking, but she said she already had a few guys she was seeing, so I bailed. I had a trans girlfriend at one point, but she was verbally abusive and dishonest, so I dumped her. Another month and I get my wizard powrrs though, so that's pretty sweet. Wonder if they'll be stronger cause I'm kissless.
>>729396348I do, but I'm too bad at comversations. And plus, the girls I like are already taken, or going with their closed circle of friends/family that I cannot partake in.
>>729409649Where do e-daters land?
>>729409649>If youve ever had sex you need to get off this site (prostitutes dont count)what about rape?
>>729396348I have the unfortunate ability to attract interest from women I’m not interested in. >Hey Anon, X likes you!>But I want X’s friend>Oh well! Repeat until now.
>>729396348nope, sorry, too busy retiring early and enjoying life, but have fun ruining your life I guess
>>729410482better pick one sooner than later before you hit the wall lil nigga
>>729396348i think i hate women
>>729396348How come none of MY bait posts get these kinds of numbers? This is the most obvious, low effort bait I've seen in weeks and it took over the entire thread!
>>729396348
>>729410810americans are out from work
>>729410890this would be so funny if i wasnt living here. jesus christ i need to move.
>>729396019Retard that is a family feud question
