>start playing Kingdome Come Deliverance>get through exceedingly long intro tutorial >finally in the real world>go find a little treasure that seems full of insanely opulent items >have to fight a brigand on the way back>dispatch loathsome enemy of Christ>ouch my hand is hurt>mommy is dead who will fix my injuries>maybe Teresa will>oh I guess sure whatever I'll ask her how she escapedmfw I'm now trapped in a 3 hour wahmen simulator.
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>>729399116you fucked up starting that dlc. you dont get anything worthwhile, so avoid it. the other dlcs are all kino its just that boring fucking slog thats a problem
>>729400401>you fucked up starting that dlc
>>729399116Do have gay sex and get educated on the jews by a jew who wrote it. Fucking slop!
>>729400617Don't worry, I made the same mistake. I knew there was a womeme dlc, but blanked and asked her anyway. I love my peasant succubi theresa but what a fucking yap merchant. you literally pick cabbage in this paid dlc
>>729400713>Do have gay sex and get educated on the jews by a jew who wrote it. Fucking slop!I assume I'm going to spend the next 3 hours churning butter and doing needle point
>>729400894>you literally pick cabbage in this paid dlcwho thought this was a good idea?
>>729401013>THIS SUMMER>FROM THE PEOPLE BEHIND "TIME TRAVELLING SYNAGOGUE">YOU'LL EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF A LIFE TIMEthen you do foid stuff like going to the village to gossip and shop. don't forget when shit actually hits the fan you just crawl around in the dark for half the dlc. I think you get a shield from all of this btw. if the other dlc's weren't genuine kino, I'd have been turbo seething about this one
>>729399116You don't get it, it's supposed to be a slow burn
>stops all story momentum to roleplay as a monk for 4 hoursheh, nothing personal kid
>>729399116The hedonist priest quest makes a lot more sense knowing the director is Jewish.
>>729399116The game is about 80-120 hours long but it gets better once you're out of the railroaded tutorial intro
>>729402059>roleplay as a monk for 4 hoursHOLY KINO
>>729400713this stuff wasn't as prevelant in the first game. it was kickstarter funded and needed that small fanbase. the 3 hour foid dlc anon accidentaly started with one button click was my first red flag with the series. the second was actually laughable with how quickly it went to shit
>>729401881>sneak into Jewish quarter>pour sleeping poison in their food>once they're all unconscious murder them in their sleep>whole town freaks out over some dead kikesMfw
>>729402659then mura masa sticks his hand out like that gillette advert and corrects your chudlite behaviour
>>729402759You dont have to actually listen to him talk anon, you can right click his diolouge
>>729402962>diolouge nice try french frog
>>729399116why are you gay?
>>729402110>The hedonist priest quest makes a lot more sense knowing the director is Jewish.now I understand why the game keeps making you steal and dig up dead bodies.
>>729400401>you dont get anything worthwhilethe dog is pretty good for hunting when you just want to snack on some rabbit but i dont remember if you have to do the dlc or just have it installed.
>>729402659>light at the end of the tunnelGod be with you anon
>>729403508she offers him when the tutorial is finished and you are ready to visit the bathhouse for the first time. so there really is no reason to do it ever, let alone on a replay. every other dlc is amazing with replay potential. Idk who came up with this shit
>>729404307there was a dog option when I asked her about how she escaped, I think you can get it without the foid sim.
