LAB RAT DOG!
Canonically fucks aerith
>>729400308>looks feline>acts like a canine>still calls himself dogIs he called dog in japan too
>>729400308I was a fan of him in the ogIm more of a fan in remake, he got so much screen time it is crazy
>>729400640*tifa
>>729400308looks like a feline to me
>>729400730What are some things you didn't like about remake
>input name>Dagger
>>729400641Nah he's called Inu over there
>>729400837Time jannies
>>729401260ok im gonna expose you and open your eyes just one time.The truth is: nobody knows exactly what the whispers are. Sure, there are some explanations in-game but thats not enough. If suddenly an assassin teleported to my room and i asked what the fuck, i dont think him saying "huh what? im just an assassin" would be enough.So yeah, you joke around with it. Time jannies nomura kingdom hearts time travel and bla bla. Just like that. It is fine, it was funny at some point.But then people moved past it and wanted to explain the whispers in a more detailed way, to theorize. So what people do? they start looking in the original, in the compilation and in the remake for answers. Most nods and most clues stromgly indicate that the whispers might be related to the lifestream, the planet and are, indeed, cries of the planet. This is just A THEORY, thats how you create a theory. To explain something you dont know based on clues. Since we dont the entire remake project yet, it is fine to theorize and try to give some meaning to stuff we dont entirely know yet. We will have our answers, and if the remake ends and theres no real whispers explanation, then we will get mad and stuff.But you dont like that. You dont like that people might be interested in what the whispers are rather than join the shitposting train and spam time jannies. You dont like that people, despite not knowing what the whispers are or why are there, they still like the game and look forward to it.So you get mad at people and start to mock them. "OH OK SO THE WHISPERS IS THIS, PRETTY SIMPLE HUH GOOD WRITING LMAO, YEAH, WHY NOT PUT TIDUS IN THE GAME BECAUSE...HUH...THIS INTERVIEW SAID THAT IT IS CONNECTED HAHA OK TIDUS IN FF7 GUYS", when it doesnt even make sense because it is not about just being entirely possible, it is about common sense. Tidus in ff7 isnt the same as the whispers being part of the planet.Yeah, cloud raping tifa.
>>729401628the thing is bro, there was absolutely no need to make FF7 remakes story as convoluted and hard to follow as Kingdom Hearts and FFXV. just the fact that the whispers exist as the other new additions to the FF7s lore such as the one winged angels bullshit is enough for to hate the duck outta of it.
>>729401628Kek
>>729400837sector 5the final chapter
>>729401889enough for me to hate the fuck outta of it.*auto correct is so fucking gay man lol
>>729401628>someone actually got THIS mad about the time jannies being mocked
Is this game actually worth it bros? I'm tempted to buy it but it got made fun of here so much the past year I'm scared I'll waste my time on a ubislop open world game. But I generally like old FF games.
>>729400640Hojo tried to breed them every dayShe is FULL of dog cum
>>729400837Strangrly enough the ONLY thing I did not like about the remake was the card story of the card sidequest. Would have prefered it much more if it was about entering some massive card tournament. Like a bigger version of the cruize tournament.I'm pretty much on board with everything else.
Cloud and his wife
>>729402774now hold on a second
>>729402470isn't rebirth part 2? gotta play remake firstalso fuck no don't play either they took a diahrea dump all over the story with kingdom hearts tier nonsense
>>729400757Vincent Yuffie is patrician
>>729400308how is he so sexy?
>>729402913I've played Remake already, it was alright 7/10. That's why I've also been hesitant to buy rebirth but I had some friend say its the only good FF game since FFX. So I'm tempted, but I didn't like Remake that much because time jannies but also the annoying shimmying section and time wasting shit
>>729402913>isn't rebirth part 2? gotta play remake firstwrong, kitase and nomura said rebirth is the perfect place to start.but it's still wiser to pirate than to buy. it's not worth $35.
>>729403070Everything to dislike about Remake is 100 times worse in Rebirth. It's the biggest timewaster made in the past 10 years.
>>729403187Welp guess I'm skipping it then. Why couldn't they just pace this series like the old FF games?
Nanaki thread!
>>729403187but there's nothing to dislike in remake or rebirth
nanaki's current voice gets me uncomfortable because he sounds so young i don't want to be seen as a pedophile, my twitter friends will disown me
>>729403309>nothing to dislikeLmao, I love the OG and enjoy the remakes, but come on, anon. Get some better bait
>>729400757Should have posted their synergy
>>729403374Excellent gambit, anon. Nobody has a good defence of Red XIIIs annoying childish voice, but this falseflag will ensure nobody criticizes it.
>>729403187I assume the time jannies and hallways are 100 times worse?
>>729403550Not really, i just want you to not play rebirth because you MIGHT like it and i cant deal with it
>>729403187This. I'm glad I borrowed it from a friend. I skipped the optional content but it was still a slog.
>>729403639Are the stupid jannies still in it?
>>729403550>gee I wonder is this a setup for a samefag conversation?>I guess I'll find out one minute from nowAnd I did!
>>729400308His name is clifford
>>729403656I would be lying if I told you they weren't
>>729403374so it's the voice what's stopping you but not the fact that it is a walking four-legged animal.
>>729403639>you MIGHT like itUnlikely if he didn't enjoy Remake wasting his time. Rebirth is much worse for that.
I NEED to secure this Rebirth sale, do NOT fuck this up for me
>>729403374>twitter friendsThey weren't your friends to begin with anyway. Twitter relationships are entirely built on clout and peer approval. Just the fact that you're afraid of being ostracized for something off-beat shows that deep down you're aware of how shallow and superficial the whole thing is.
>>729402470>>729403070Rebirth is extremely worth it, best rpg i have played since DQ8 and my favorite game of this generation so far.
>>729403990Now I'm starting to feel baited back into buying it, I loved DQ8 and DQ11. What did you like about Rebirth specifically and how did you like it compared to Remake?
>>729403239it is paced correctly if you are not a 100% retard and just follow the story and dont bother with open world stuff you dont like
>>729403239I refuse to criticize SE for putting shit content in these games. The blame is entirely on the player who should know not to play the side content. You will ALWAYS see me posting multiple times in these threads to make clear it's the players fault and not SEs.
>>729404034I used to call Remake flawless, but now Rebirth is out I can admit it has flaws, but only in the context that Rebirth solved all those problems. Now Rebirth is flawless. Buy it.
>>729404034it has a globe trotting journey feel that you usually only get in DQ and old school jrpgs like grandia, you are on a gigantic journey around the globe visiting different bioms and cities towns who are all different from each other etc doenst hurt that it has basically the best jrpg combat system and awesome bosses as well.It just feels like you are on a grand journey and constantly see new stuff i love that.
>This threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0UK-xmxwRw
>>729403931uh..no?it's called empathy. i don't go around making people feel uncomfortable and i expect the same to me so if i know this would make them feel uncomfortable, it's logical to not just mention it to them
>>729402774>Red XIII's balls being the same color as his belly and not black or some darker shadedun goofed
>>729404113>>729404181Huh, I'm not sure blaming the player instead of the game works, but if that makes you feel better about people criticizing the pacing issues in Rebirth...
>>729400640Aerith is a 'flower girl' after all!
>>729404484woah guys, the zoophile expert has arrived
>>729404454>it's called empathyIt's wasted. You know it's wasted. You admitted they would sell you out, throw you under the bus first chance they get just because you do not fit in an "acceptable" mold or say all the right things or have all the right opinions.
>>729404273And are there any negatives that new players should be aware of?
>>729404562tifa, you're barrets cumslut
>>729402470>I'm scared I'll waste my time on a ubislop open world gameYou will.You could pirate it for free right now if you really want that ubislop.
>>729404589oof anon, who hurt you?
>>729402470I have mixed feelings about this game since on one hand it has ridiculously good production and the combat is fun but on the other hand I fucking hate it since its unreal engine sloppa with DEI shit all over the place such as all the ugly negro and gay npcs and woman soldiers everywhere, plus I hate what they did to the story.just play it I guess, you might enjoy it if youre a faggot.
>>729404494optional open world content is like a buffeet you might not like one particular meal that someone elses loves and that is ok, but if you still pick the food you dont like thats on you.Thats why its optional you do the stuff you happened to like and dont do the stuff you dont like.. that i have to explain that to some completionist retards shows just how retarded open world completionists really are.
>>729400640Why are you faggots like this?
>>729404710It feels like people forgot how to play videogames with rebirth suddenly
>>729404710basically nintendo had a point when they rewarded completionist retards in zelda with a golden poo
>>729400308Does White Tifa really?
>>729404743How is this a faggotry?Aerith is a ripe, rapeable famaleNanaki is a stud malered rocket goes into a tight baginano gay here
>>729400308this shit is so gay and cringe.what kind of autistic manchild writes dialogue like that.in the real FF7 Rufus Is making fun of them asking what sort of "random assortment of people is this"?and their answers are just natural and organic. when Red responds he's angry "I was one of your experiments".in trannymake they sequentially shout some gay shit like they're power rangers. how did they make this anime cringe so fucking gay?you're a faggot and you deserve to be bullied to suicide if you you like this shlock.
>>729402774FULLY. MODELED.
>>729404898i-i never played the original game
>>729404181>>729404710This is a strange strategy but I admire your honesty
>>729404915idk man, the anus looks overlapped
>>729400837I'm playing through Rebirth now. About to get to Coral. The amount of fetch questing is a bit obnoxious. Most of the content is padding. I have a little over 30 hours in. If I weren't doing all the side quests, I think I would have finished the game already judging from how fast the core story moves when just doing those parts. Idk how far Rebirth even goes though.
>>729404881To be fair, Aerith will fuck anyone.
>>729405073>>729404181
>>729405073if you only do story its about 50 hrs, if you only do sidequest stuff you actually like its probably 100 hrs.. if you do all optional content its 150-200 hrs
>>729405073there' also at least 1 forced walking section in each chapter.the game is constantly holding you up with scripted garbage designed specifically to waste your time.people will lie and say it's better than part 1. it's not. both games are walking simulators and the vast majority of your time is being wasted on garbage padding.
>>729400640>>729400757Based>>729402774Kek
>>729405015We need the wireframe to know.
>>729405478I thought remake had some real bad timewasting and I only played rebirth because I thought they might learn their lesson but the timewasting was literally ten times worse
>>729405638What are some well paced RPGs in the last few years anyway? I only played Metaphor but it felt heavily time wasting too
>>729405770I am starting my stopwatch, let's see how long you can hold off
>>729400308Okay but does this catdog have a knot or a barb?
>>729406058Barbed knot
My favorite character is Roche.
>>729404915is there actually a proper genital mod for him yetif not I guess I'd better get started. for realism's sake.
>>729400757Barrett fucking a toad though
>>729406517Quick google searchhttps://www.patreon.com/posts/ff7-rebirth-red-125255954Nexus mods deleting his stuff so gunna be harder to find
>>729400640prove it
>>729406728I remember seeing that his other red dong mod for 7remake was still on nexus but for some reason it was the one for rebirth that they disallowed which was weird
>>729408840No it's weird that people make these mods it's not even funny
>>729403374Of course he sounds young, he's still a teenager or so if I remember correctly
