Thinking about Ranni
>>729405972I like it when she's got two different expressions, very cute
Moon Wife Greatsword
>>729406148It really is
>>729405972Ranni's glorious spheres
>>729405972Blue doll pussy...
>>729406529>Modded RanniInferior
>>729405972>former friend says I ruined the Ranni route for him because I would always remind him to do the Ranni quest on his playthroughsI'm sorry that I prefer the best girl and want everyone to experience the best girl.
>>729406593Full sized doll pussy or small doll?>>729407124If he's playing the game blind I guess I can see why he'd get annoyed by it. Her story is probably one of the easiest to follow NPC plotlines Fromsoft has done in any souls game, it's hard to miss
Doll wife
>ywn have a shoulder Ranni
>>729407264This mod should be canon
>>729407879Raging wolf is so fucking kino. It's a shame its so out of the way
>>729406148I like it more when her doll face is deadpan and cool like she's totally in control but her ghost face is too honest.
>>729409646WAIT NO COME BACK
>>729409434>You have to eat all the prawn.
ranni loves me
>>729411857She loves ME
>>729405972Double tip BJ and 4 handjob with Ranni!
>>729405972I prefer her original body, the giant tall redhead like her mother but with red hair. Imagine those pretty tall girl feet on your face. Imagine those red locks of hair tangled in your face in the morning. Imagine those long legs wrapped around you as the sweat makes you both slippery one passionate night. She might have given it up, but with golden grace you can bring that body back and put another soul into it. I would love to take Rennala too, but she loves Radagon too much. Fucking sucks I want her to step on me.
>>729405972I still wish Ranni had a proper boss fight.
>>729413412Stinky 8 foot tall schizophrenic neets need love too
>>729405972Thinking about Renna...
Anyone have that image of the tarnished hugging smol ranni while she pretends to be inert(and internally screaming)?She has a fat ass in it
What made the bloody wolf armor the go to armor to draw the Tarnished in?
>>729416743Is it that comic where Meli meli and Ranni are one upping each other and Ranni uses a mini Ranni as an onahole?
>>729417063No, the one im talking about is only 2 panels1 of the doll with a plain face, and a flustered face in the backgroundand the second of the tarnished hugging her over his shoulder
>>729417194Doesn't ring a bell
>>729416892aside from being the main guy armor in marketing material outside of the box art (and all the more strange because its so out of the way to get)>Armor worn by Vargram the Raging Wolf, one of the first Tarnished to visit the Roundtable Hold.>According to the old legends, wolves are the shadows of the Empyrean.>Vargram aspired to such a state himself.
>>729417613>aside from being the main guy armor in marketing material outside of the box artThat's Vyke
>>729417713He said "outside of the box art," anon. Vyke only shows up on the box art, everything else tends to like the Raging Wolf Set or the Knight Set.
>>729417905Darn. Need a shoulder Ranni to narrate things for me or glasses. It might be over.
>>729415878how the FUCK is a doll producing pregnancy hormones
>>729418910Magic
>>729418910She fell in love with me that badly
Reminder that no male has reached 70 intelligence according to the lord of Elden Ring
>>729418910the doll's pee had the hormones in it duh
>get him, consort eternal!
I like her doll body, but she looks bizarre without her right eye closed and the ghost face
>>729407124>do her route every playthrough>still pick dung eater ending after elden beast for the lulz
>>729417905>>729417613Kaiden armor is THE definitive Elden Ring armor.
>>729418910>unironically admitting his small Tarnished cock wasn't able to breed Ranni on his first trylol, lmao even.
>>729419014>women are smarter >men are strongerI like it
She's so adorable when she's pissed and petulant
The helmet stays on during doll sex
where is Ranni's rune?
>>729419571She gave it to me
>>729419571Likely shattered into little mini runes
>>729419571On the moon
>>729419571
>Tarnished, stop rolling and tell him his bussy stinks, do it
>>729419014>lord of Elden RingMiyazaki-san…
>>729419847I WAS BORN FOR THIS
Which way, Tarnished?
>>729420010Angry little Ranni is good
>>729419014>no male has reached 70 intelligenceHow do you even come to this conclusion?
>>729420058
any ranni content in the dlc?
>>729418186>Tell him YWNBAW, just say those letters he'll seethe
>>729420091Ranni’s moon, 68 intRennala’s moon, 70 intRellana’s moons, 72 intFounding rain, 52 intAzur’s comet, 60 intLusat’s stars, 43 intThree smartest women > three smartest men
>>729420353None at all. The DLC barely connects to the main game and absolutely nothing you do in it affects anything in the main game or grants you any further dialogue or interactions with npcs outside of it. The latter is by far the most disappointing to me.>>729420058Meli's grown on me now that the Elden Ring manga has given her a fleshed out personality when I think about her.
>>729420058Melina without a doubt>gives you the ability to level up>gives you a horse at the beginning of the game>warm and pleasantMeanwhile Ranni>gives 'you didn't beat the game' shitter spirits>gives you a sword after a 10 hour fetch quest>cold and frigid barbie pussy
>>729420451That's a problem with Ranni's quest in generalYou interact with her family so much and there is no option to talk about it>Oh yeah I killed that giant snake god that trapped your brothers soul btw
>>729420437>Ranni is the dumbest witchBros...
>>729420507Yeah, definitely, for how content and supposed backstory there is to Elden Ring you barely use any of it when you're speaking with characters. One of my pet peeves with FromSofts recent games and I think it comes down to how much they're cutting and rearranging things at the last minute so they can't actually plan out the kind of script that would force certain depedencies.
>>729420660>>729420507>I'll never get grilled by her chad older brothers about my intentions with their sister
>>729420058Ranni because she loves me too
>>729420721>no dialogue saying you've already married into the family when you meet RykardGod that would have been the perfect time for it
>>729420851My head canon is the DLC is Ranni sending me to free her brother's soul before we fuck off to the moon so she can relax
>>729420058I really wish Melina had some more focus on her, she'd be a top contender to rival Ranni at least.Like have her show up more often at Grace sites, more dialogue beyond just some shit Marika said, she's literally with you the entire journey but you can completely forget about her if you don't visit the right Graces and rush to Altus.
ranni doll is my onahole
Melina is the Gloam-eyed queen or the reincarnation of the Gloam-eyed queen or someone who’s taking up the reigns of the Gloam-eyed queen.
>>729409646I can't believe Ranni gommaged...
>>729419571She "cast it aside," meaning she probably broke it like Miquella does in SotE
>>729405972the thumbnail looked like her titty with a nice bright blue nipple was being grabbedand now i'm disappointed it wasn't real
>>729421428*chair clattering*
Ranni did nothing wrong.
>>729405972Remember that Ranni is for marriage and she did nothing wrong.
>>729420582>She managed to write her spell in a less obtuse fashion, a gift to the next generations of witches, which takes more intelligence to doThe men did the opposite
>what was teased in marketing: Miquella riding Torrent>what fans wanted for the expansion: basically just the Ranni questline but with Miquella instead, maybe a new outcome for Melania and Millicent>what fans expected: basically just the Ranni questline but with Miquella instead, maybe a new outcome for Melania and Millicent>what we got: DUDE MIQUELLA WAS ACTUALLY A SUPER EVIL MASTERMINDMELANIA ACTUALLY WENT TO WAR WITH RADAHN AND TURNED IT INTO THE PLAGUELANDS FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF TELLING RADAHN "FUCK MY LITTLE BROTHER"MOHG *ACTUALLY* DIDN'T KIDNAP MIQUELLA DUDE IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUNDDUDE ACTUALLY MIQUELLA WANTS TO DITCH HIS ETERNAL YOUTH AND BECOME A HIDEOUS LANKLET WHO GETS GAPED BY HIS MIND CONTROLLED STEP BROTHER ISN'T THAT JUST QUACKING SUBVERSIVE
>>729423990The whole thing was clearly rushed and the ending spoke to me thusly:"We're done with Elden Ring. No more DLC. Whittu piggu go home." Then they gave it to B team and dusted off their hands.
>>729406536>the hands are black H-hot………
>>729423990It atill blows my mind that we never see or speak to Miquella in the DLC and he only shows up at the 99% mark, I was genuinely really hoping he would be a Ranni-ish character. He's the most interesting demigod and they did basically nothing with him
>>729425478Those are gloves, cucktranny
>>729407219Bonus points that you can complete Ranni's entire questline without ever touching the Altus Plateau, so much so that around the game's release window there were more people with Ranni's ending than normal Elden Lord cuck-chair endings
>>729423241There's a little shred of evidence for this with the women witches not being "led astray" by the primeval current like the menfolk were, so no risk of turning into a plasma globe, but all of Elden Ring's (the normal game's) witches are also Carian astrologers except for the unnamed ice witchNightreign meanwhile has Recluse belonging to a witch's coven and dressed fairly similarly to Ranni, versed in blood magic and a lot of forbidden magic, births shadow-eating monsters and has equal FAI and STR for maximum casting efficiency
>>729419571It's either etched onto the moon itself or she destroyed her rune like Miquella did. There's a lot of >implying that Ranni's spiritual predicament is really similar to Miquella's but without destroying literally everything she held dear and lobotomizing herself to do it. Hell for that matter she's even not as much of an egotist about her possible off-screen ascent to godhood as Miquella was; note that Miquella's metal of choice is "unalloyed", or pure, gold, carrying with it the idea that Miquella's gold is purer than his mother's and that of the Golden Order.
>>729421428It's really weird how little focus Melina has as a Firekeeper companion character when she's outright asking you to share your life story and what you want out of the whole "Elden Lord" thing when you level up with her. Only once in the whole game did I hear that "share with me your thoughts" dialogue because only once did I actually have the runes to level up when I was at a Melina conversation grace.
>>729421957I think Melina is both a rebirth of the Gloam-eyed Queen and her own person at the same time, maybe a reincarnation of such through the Erdtree. She consistently refers to Marika as her mother and has unwavering loyalty to the Erdtree (and its destruction plus her own fate as spiritual kindling for it) and at the same time she fights like a Black Knife Assassin the couple of times you can summon her, has a violet eye associated with death or Destined Death in the Lord of Frenzied Flame ending (which would tie into the godkilling Black Flame and its similar effects to Destined Death), and obviously knows way more than she's letting on about literally everything going on.
>Can save Melina by going Frenzy AND later undo it by using the gold needle, obtainable only by beating the hardest boss in the base game, allowing her to survive without turning the world to chaos>Absolutely zero reward or even acknowledgement in the ending or DLCWhat a fucking waste
>>729405972I love my doll wife
>>729427994Most likely an oversight that you're able to cheat Melina's fate like that, and/or Melina is SUPER fucking pissed you went down there heedless of the numerous warnings not to
>>729427994>>729428941keep in mind you get the needle from Milicent/Malenia who both consciously pulled the needle out of them, at any point the tarnished can go "hmm I'll let chaos take the world" and boom, shit's on fire
>>729409434>bitches when you just wanna heckin boil
>>729405972 Ranni is fucking perfect
>>729410302I get irrationally annoyed when someone draws her second face wrong.Her corporeal right eye should be in the exact same place as her spirit left eye.
Well /v/?
>>729423990I expected Miquella to be the villain but Radahn came out of nowhere. I think they just didn't want to force players to beat Malenia, she would make way more since considering that her curse mirrors Miquella and he was supposed to "embrace the whole of it". Life and death, abundance and decay. There's absolutely nothing hinting a conspiracy between the him and Radahn in the base game.I was also fucking pissed we never learned anything about what Marika actually did at the divine gate. We see a memory of the past there, but it's just Miquella telling us something we already know. What an anticlimax.
>>729420437The smartest is Goldmask, Miquella and Radagon. Goldmask transcended. Miquella is known for his wisdom and his needle is one of the most busted items in the game lore-wise. And Radagon pioneered fundamentalism turning intelligence into faith.These guys have actual feats of intelligence. Not just using their minds to create bigger boom
>>729427027I think she straight up is the gloam eyed queen. I mean she basically looks into the camera and states it in the frenzy ending. People say this can't be the case because the GEQ was before the golden order, but that's not true. The GEQ was killing demigods, she had to have been active during Marika's reign, and Marika's reign began by removing death (that's likely even what Leda was talking about in the DLC trailer, "shadow" was born when Marika plucked the rune from the ring). The GEQ was still able to use the black flames because even if the rune was removed, it wasn't yet sealed away in Farum Azula. I think people overcomplicate the more straightforward parts of the story.
>>729423990>And they connected it to the original trailer. Don't you see? It all makes perfect sense. This was 100% their plan all along
>>729405972>>729406668What is the practical purpose of making dolls sexy?
>>729432893Ask Seluvis
>>729420057I want to eat those things
>>729405972Reminder she exhibits all traits from the Dark Triad
based
>Ranni's questline is actually coherent with npcs telling you directly where to go and what their next plan is instead of randomly disappearing and teleporting to their next location that's in fuckoff nowhere>Ranni's questline has an unambiguously good ending>Player is given a loving wife by the endWhat the fuck happened to cause Miyazaki to design and approve this?
>find his sex dungeon>realize why he wants me to give the potion to that one girl>wonder if he tried that on my witch wifeid check on him every now and then to see if he was plotting anything
>>729421957She's the reincarnation of the Gloam-eyed queen, down to the missing right eye. >Ranni looks like Gloam-eyed queen because she was Ranni's secret mentor, and the doll is based on her appearance>Ranni is missing her right eye>Melina is "missing" her left eye, but it's actually her "real" GEQ eye>Melina, probably one of Marika's children with Radagon (despite lack of red hair) is a vessel for GEQ, just like other selfcest children are vessels for other forces, hostile to the Erdtree (goddess of rot, base serpent)
out of all the endings, the flame of frenzy is my favourite>ignore melina's pleas when you get to the door>burn the tree yourself>scorch everything to keep melina alive even if she hates your gutsshe wasnt fleshed out at all but i still liked her
>>729406668My favorite wives
>>729434621lapdog...
>>729409646>*diapers into fog*
>>729405972>>729406148>>729406536so what's the deal with her ghost face anyway
>>729434621still hate that there isn't a special scene with her for frenzy burning the tree then needling yourself and not burning the world, she'd probably still hate you for taking her believed purpose away but it'd be cool to see
