>>729406020Gonna be slop
>>729406069name 1 game you're looking forward to more in 2026
>>729406143>looking forward to moreIndia Simulator 2026. Now with real street-shitting physics!
>>729406347saar we support isreal too!!
>>729406020>picTHEY MADE A GAME ABOUT CROWBCAT?
Mona Sax will be replaced with a sheboon.Max Paynes wife will be cucking him for jamal and the blame will be squarely placed on Max not supporting his wifes cuckoldry endevours and she turned to /v/ to copeIt will be 3rd person clunky over the shoulder like Max Payne 3 was
>>729406143Poke all toads
can they stop digging up corpses just to slopify them for goy cattle, for one year? please?
>>729407969It's all they've got
>>729407969this guy is right, stop the remakes!!! focus on black ops 8, 9, 10!!!!!!
max payne with nothing except the new engine would be cool
>>729408049>if you don't want [X] that must mean you want [Y] instead What is this fallacy and why do you faggots keep using it?
>>729408108You only get shit like that from fans
>>729408108needs adaptive difficulty removed. i replayed mp1 recently and the game is so much better without it.
>Max's VA is dead>Remedy is nose deep in the DEI kool-aid.It will be shit.
>>729406143Sky 2nd Chapter
Grok make a Max Payne mastered.weren't they the ones caught using an emulator on some re-releases
>Original MP was literally a bunch of dudes in a closet practically>Max was literally Sam Lake himself>Pretty sure the old bitch was Lake's mother to bootThere is no way in HELL a remake captures that kind of magic.
>>729406020Who will get niggerified? Bravura, Mona, Vlad?
>>729413604Mona was black in the OG so her I imagine.
>>729406020get ready for the mandatory mission max's wife roasts him and cucks him afterlife for being a useless husband and bad father
They need to use the actors who did the likeness for Max Payne 2The original photos are cool
>>729414004Blackest negro I've seen, no doubt.
>>729414280Max Payne 2 is the best one of the games.Absolute pure nonstop kino and the nude mona was the first time I nutted to a videogame
>>729408259sorry.... i am stupid and have nothing else to say
they recast the voice actornot playing
>>729414284Shit guess I remembered different.Could have sworn she was black.
>>729414487Yea because James Mccafrey died.But I agree, its going to be soulless as all fuck.
>>729413604>BravuraI know just the guy
>>729414487So it will be modeled and voiced by that faggot Troy Baker or it will be modeled after that faggot Sam Lake and voiced by Troy Baker. Either way, we lose.
>>729412005>Pretty sure the old bitch was Lake's mother to bootCorrect. The majority of the cast has been sourced from developers and their families, Sam included. It was a game made in a garage with a budget of 3 ramens.
>>729414805Then the remake is doomed.
>>729414487Jesus, not this faggot again. Why couldnt have just gotten Gibbs again?
>>729406020Is this what high budget video games are now?Endless remakes of games that are already good?I thought that once they ran out of stuff to remake they'd have to take some risks, but the new Tomb Raider game they announced recently is the fourth remake of Tomb Raider 1 from 1996.
>>729406020I wonder how much inspiration they'll take from MP3 gameplay wise, say what you want about that game but the shooting is immaculate
>>729415017desu, the game needs a remaster that makes it compatible with newer systems. It's almost unplayable otherwise without a million patches. a remake is wholly unnecessary, though
>>729415328Works on my machine(literally any xbox after the 360)
>>729406143Resident Evil 9 and Pragmata and Onimusha Way of the Sword and Blood of Dawnwalker and Tomb Raider Remake
Did James Mccafrey record anything for this before he died?
>>729406020Bro it's Payne, he's crashing out!
>>729406020I'm excited, I fucking loved Alan Wake 2 despite that nigger Saga being a terrible character. Control 2 looks great, the woke faggot CEO left. I feel like Remedy is about to start their golden age. Not sure how they'll do without James McCaffrey, I hope they were able to get him to record all of his lines before he passed but I doubt they did.
>>729415687Extremely unlikely, since he didn't record anything for the Alan Wake 2 DLC.
>>729414487That is grim news.Troy Baker has barely any range. Every role you hear him in, you always hear Troy Baker not playing a role, but himself.So many high status voice actors are like this, I don't fucking understand how they keep getting roles. Do people praise them BECAUSE it's the effect of "oh hey, I remember this guy's voice" or what?The best voice actors are the ones you can't tell at a glance
Alan Wake 2 was a great sendoff for the character and the voice actor
>>729406020A remake shouldn't qualify to any awards ever, they're leeching off a game made years prior, if that game didn't win goty when first released, then it doesn't deserve one now.
>>729408259>What is this fallacy and why do you faggots keep using it?It's the fucking meme about liking waffles means you hate pancakes, most people only see black and white, they can't understand people can have two positions at the same time or aren't if not X then it's Y.
>>729414487it's over
>troy bakerfuck this
>>729414487I'm not saying there isn't notable reason to worry, but this picture predates McCaffrey's death by a decent amount.
>>729406020I'm curious whether they'll keep the campiness of the first game or make it more in line tonally with the second and third game
>>729414487They should have gotten Mark Wahlberg for the voice/face capture and made the movie canon.
>>729419615super duper serious apart from a cringe song and dance number
>>729416926that or they have a fair bit of range but they get typecasted like nolan doing drake
>>729406143Control Resonant of course
>>729420741>cringe song and dance numberfiltered
>>729406143PokiPoki Rambutt Waltz
>>729420741>cringe song and dance numberYou're such a fucking faggot, that whole thing was Door mocking Alan but you were too retarded to understand that.
>>729406020cant wait for the original to get delisted from every store!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>729421869you think he actually played the game?
