>Alright dude, your first mission is to fuck my meth addicted whore gf. I don't care how you do it. as long as vou get the job done... No no no not Trevor. it HAS to be you. Look. don't ask me why. A brother might stab you in the back, a woman certainly will, but getting cucked will never let you down.
>>729407629GTAIV is the last canon game. V happens in an alternate Hellscape universe, that is adjacent to our own.I'll even be nice and say that Lost & Damned and Ballad at canon, too, even with that terrible fucking "final boss" and ending it had.>Nothing but techno/club/disco/groove music the entire game>End it on some joggerbop with lyrics "SHOW ME WUT CHU WAITIN FO- WHOOO WHOOO~~~~" as you slowly drop 50,000 meters to the ground listening to the worst song in the entire GTA discography.
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