Are the Thalmor actually based and redpilled?
>>729411907Yes
>>729411907No because Todd wouldn't let me join them.
>>729411907imagine being a POW to a female thalmor general and she keeps you as her personal human sex slave
>>729411907Canonically they are wrong about everything and if they "won" they're souls would get giga-raped by daedra for all eternity after they destroyed all of existence. So no, they are in fact cringe and blue pilled to the absolute extreme.
>>729412761>When you thought the Thalmor were going to use you as breeding slave but she walks in wearing a strap
>>729412254>allied with intelligent Bosmer and luxurious KhaijitiThis...this is ESO shit, isn't it?
>>729411907currently playing thru oblivion (not the indian remaster) for the first time and upon entering kvatch for the first time me and those retard knights get absolutely mauled to shit by those dinosaur enemiesis there a trick to this? i havent touched the difficulty slider and have heavy armor with either a two handed axe or a heavy armor shield + mace, and i leveled my character accordingly
>>729411907I wonder what Altmer women think about Redguard men. They must be somewhat curious about their "prowess" after the Redguards bested the Thalmor army in the last war.
skyrim belongs to imperial women
>>729413793no the only other race that they wanna bang besides themselves are nord men like with Ulfric and Elenwen, Atlmer women probably see them as dirty sand people that smell funny even though they aren't.
>>729411907Why is it controversial to state the irrefutable fact that elves are superior now?
>>729411907no
>>729411907Made for BWC
>>729412254>>729413418Do wood elves look up to high elves like a big brother they want to become? In ESO the Wilderking is a high elf and I think the storyline for West Weald was about a cult of wood elves who idolize Ayleids
>>729414436no wood elves are just funny little dudes that wanna do their own thing and these yellow faggots come and ruin it
>>729414103*BWC belongs to imperial woman
>>729411907You're thinking of the Forsworn.
>>729414436No, Wood Elves and High Elves are enemies and ESO is not canon. Valenwood only joins the Dominion in Skyrim because it got conquered and its government was overthrown.
>>729415216This I wanna play as them in the next game fucking give them green eyes and druid powers i want them to be their unique race
>>729411907
>>729413762Use potionsUse enchanted gearUse spellsIf you're getting stunlocked by clanfear, they do that, lighting them.Oblivion has a soft time limit where if you level too quickly and don't have powerful stuff to kill enemies with you'll get outscaled.
>>729413762Magic. Enchant the shit out of weapons.
>>729411907They're cringe and nihilistpilled
>>729415420>ESO is not canonThis is always said but it's never true
>>729415457They canonically should be their own race but they're mostly confined to a very specific location on Tamriel. It wouldn't make sense for them to be playable in every game regardless of setting. That's like making the Imga or the Rimmen playable races for whatever reason. In an ideal world there would be at least 1-2 NPCs belonging to these niche, non-playable races in every game (like Yagrum was in Morrowind or N'Gasta was in Redguard) but letting you play as each and every one of them would be a bit much.
>>729413762Oblivion was never good.
>>72941413570 IQ self-inserter detected. The video game is not real life, please stop projecting your /pol/tardation onto it.
>>729411907No. Their whole thing is basically hating the world and trying to get back into their version of the garden of eden. They're bitches on a spiritual level.
>>729416023>making the Imga playable Literally make them have their own bonuses like ultra unarmed but they can't from wearing human/elf armor and they have a lower social perk
>>729416101I'm not a 6'5 blonde Norwegian man tho I wish i was
>>729416023>They canonically should be their own raceBut why? They're just eastern Breton with more Nord, Orc and Elf in them. Bretons are the rape baby race, Reachmen are just raper babies.
>>729413762>is there a trick to this?In vanilla, the trick is in character creation where you pick your major and minor skills to be anything but the ones you will actually use. To make a long story short, it's to give yourself the maximum +15 to the chosen attributes when you level up, otherwise enemies become too powerful for the player to compete with in the end game. Basically what >>729415954 said. The remaster tries to mitigate this somewhat by giving you a flat +12 and it was good enough for the one vanilla playthrough I've done.
>>729411907The Thalmor are spiritually Israeli
>>729416317I wish you were a 6'5 blonde Norwegian woman.
>>729416087Oblivion's stealth was the best thing that happened to (modern) Bethesda
>>729416478I wish I was raped by one
>>729416437Not quite. The attributes help a bit, but they aren't extremely important in terms of damage. Enchanting and fortifying your primary damage skill will give better results than slaving away for the perfect +15 level up.
>>729416243I kind of wish TES was more of an abstracted RPG where this sort of mechanical fuckery would be more doable. Instead you vill have only humanoids that follow the exact same body template and you vill be happy.
>>729411907is there a follower mod or bodyslide preset for this character? because those tits are fantastic, perfect even
>>729416413Well you could stretch the same logic onto existing races. Imperials are mostly just Nords with a bit of Nede and Akaviri mixed in and all the Mer races have like 1 degree of separation between them.
>>729412824Is this true?
>>729417562Of course not, manimal propaganda
>>729417407The difference is they have history and importance.
>>729416021It should be the case: iirc each faction is a collection of three races that are grouped together simply to make up the numbers. Words, Dunmer and Argonians? Sure, sounds good.Britons, Redguard and Orcs?Makes sense to me.Everything in ESO flows from the way its factions are arranged, and this influences the story and lore.Retarded.I have never played a single second of ESO, but I feel strongly about this
>>729416023Aren't they just Bretons with a bit of Nord in them?
Luv me beast race babes. Elves need not apply.
>>729418503But the beast races are Mer.Just as much right to be called elves as the Altmer. :^)
>>729418727Argonians count as mer?
>>729417779>The difference is they have historyBullshit, regular Bretons are barely more developed than Reachmen who are a non-playable race. The sink lets itself in.>importanceSeveral of the playable races are objectively unimportant and inconsequential to the setting.>>729418020No, they were ruled by Aldmer for a longer period than regular Bretons. They have more Mer in them than regular Bretons and they also (allegedly, could be in-universe speculation) intermingled with Orcish tribes for hundreds of years.
i love these niggas like you wouldn't believe
>>729418727>Argonians aren't called "Argimer">Khajiit aren't called "Khajimer"Beast races aren't elves no matter how many times this gay fucking lie gets spouted.
>>729419475>Wood Elf females are just hot elves with all-black eyes>Wood Elf male are "woodland imps and forest goblins"So Elder Scrolls Wood Elves were almost a race of dainty elfen maidens that get RAH'ROO'D by bestial forest creatures?
>>729419750they were kind of that way in morrowind. a few of those concept artworks do appear in the game in a more toned-down way. for example the top right one most resembles tarhiel's head model. male wood elves can also have horns in morrowind, just like in the bottom right artworkof course oblivion and skyrim completely generified wood elves, not just them but nearly every race
>>729419750insanely based I'd go wood elf if they brought that to the males
>>729411907>based on the Nazis>believe in racial superiority >used their ethnostate to BTFO the multicultural empire>ban the worship of the race-mixer whose dream (according to Barenziah herself) was to unite all the races of Tamriel>secretly support Skyrim independence>opposed the (((psijics)))They're the most based group in Tamriel
>>729412761>>729413375https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9790637/1/Season-Unending
>>729411907High Elves don’t look like that
>>729413762Mods
>>729411907Would do a lot of things to those boobs
>>729416021It's so far into the past that nothing in it matters for the mainline games. Same thing happens with Star Wars' MMO
>>729411907>falmer get genocided by nords>ayleids get genocided by nords(beta slave descendents of nords)>altmer soon to be genocided by nordsThat said, gib yellow booba to suck on
>>729411907They were always dead shortly after I saw their convoy on the road.
>generic combat music starts playing in your mind spontaneously
>>729411907They're the backup plan when the series inevitable gets a reboot
