>Uncxpedition 33 is the exact kind of storygame that /v/ normally hates>for some reason /v/ loves itThis has to be an astroturf.
>>729412885This is OP. I forgot to mention I'm brown btw.
>>729412885It has hot women and parries.If you dont like it you're basically gay and bad at video games
>>729412885
>>729413148>parries>QTEs are okay when Frenchies do it
>>729413250Try harder please
>>729413250Parries are not QTEs. If they are, then so is jumping in platformers.
ETERNAL REMINDER:compare /v/'s reaction to Elden Ring winning GOTY in the live thread vs Ej33t winning:Elden Ring (2022) - https://arch.b4k.dev/v/chunk/620470206/500/56/Ej33t (2025) - https://arch.b4k.dev/v/chunk/728138691/500/58/>Elden Ring reaction:>post after post, page after page of genuine jubilation and gloating about it beating god of my wife's sonslopCompared to>Ej33t reaction:>tumbleweed, a couple of obviously inauthentic shills trying to drum up "sw33p" as a forced meme and anons saying it's an industry plant gameLMAO ej33ts, how do we recover from this humiliation?
>>729412885>>729413004>>729413148>>729413216>>729413250>>729413405>>729413539>>729413610Focus M, bowsers castle is just up ahead
>>729412885>Decent gameplay>Great music>Good characters>European dev team>No shareholders ruining the devs vision>50€ when others devs are wishing for 100€ gamesWhat's not to like?
>>729412885>>for some reason /v/ loves itIt's literally a feminist fantasy that let's you play as 3 girl bosses, of course /v/ loves it. Any game that let's /v/ troons play as a girl they will celebrate for, they LOVE stellar blade and will love witcher 4.
>>729413916>decent gameplaywhere?
>>729412885we hate that gayme>>729413004>>729413148>>729413216>>729413916kill yourself
>>729413656Kek
>uncanother absolutely terrible thread attached to this, what a surprise
>>729413148Dude boobs and beer and bacon!
>>729414012What's wrong with that?
>>729412885no, /v/ does not normally hate jrpgs, nor do we consider them movie games because they aren't you zoomer cunt
Is all this seething because bing bang wahoo kong lost?
>>729414383>I am enjoyment poisonedGrim. Your years of social isolation are getting to you
>>729414383Yes! What men like, aka the primary audience of games like this, and most games, infact! Good job!
>>729412885>astroturfI'm already sick of this overused buzzword..
>>729414481yep
>>729414736The epitome of masculinity, queer drama made by french male feminists. Kek. Even indie games like hollow knight are less lame than E33, shill. But you'd know that if you actually played it and instead of going apeshit over the fact it has somewhat decent looking women
I liked it, in fact I finished everything in the gameIf that angers you it's like a little bonus. 101% completion
>>729412885>Story game has gameplay instead of being a walking simulatorGee, I wonder why this movie game is actually enjoyed here.
>>729414405people bitched and moaned about sekiro's 0.5s parry window and you could buffer a shit ton of deflects in that gamethere's no way people's opinion of this game is in any way positive and also not astroturfed to shit by people that didnt play it
>astroturfdid zoomers just learn this word? do they even know what it comes from?
>>729412885>>>Uncxpedition 33 is the exact kind of storygame that /v/ normally hatesname 33 sources of this dumbass claim that you pulled out of your ass
>>729415807>state the exact opposite of reality and act like it's obviouse33 hating jeets never send their best
all of the most popular games on /v/ are games where you can date or have sex with other people. it's been this way for years here
