/v/ - Why doesn’t Bowser just shoot this spaghetti slurp - Video Games

Anonymous

12/26/25(Fri)21:01:18 No.729413261

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Why doesn’t Bowser just shoot this spaghetti slurping little cocksucker in the face

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)21:03:04 No.729413342

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)21:03:04 No.729413342

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Shoot him with what? He can already dodge fireballs and bull bills.

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)21:03:54 No.729413376

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)21:03:54 No.729413376

>>729413342
A gun

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)21:07:07 No.729413528

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)21:07:07 No.729413528

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>>729413376
A bullet bill are fired out of canons which are big guns. He'll have no problem getting around a smaller bullet bill.

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)21:10:18 No.729413675

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)21:10:18 No.729413675

>>729413528
A real gun with real bullets that aren’t sentient

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)21:10:27 No.729413683

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)21:10:27 No.729413683

>>729413261
https://youtu.be/E4HyemBkLQk

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)21:25:49 No.729414424

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)21:25:49 No.729414424

>>729413675
they dont exist in the mushroom kingdom

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)21:28:36 No.729414556

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)21:28:36 No.729414556

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>>729413261
>why doesn't Bowser just sh-

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)22:09:55 No.729416691

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)22:09:55 No.729416691

>>729413675
>bullets that aren't sentient
then how will the bullet know where it's going retard

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)22:51:03 No.729418736

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)22:51:03 No.729418736

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>>729413261
Focus, M.

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)22:53:18 No.729418860

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)22:53:18 No.729418860

Cause M will use his 'Focus' ability he gained from Peach upgrading his eyesight after he collected 100 red coins to dodge that attack in an automated QTE.

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)23:10:13 No.729419623

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)23:10:13 No.729419623

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>>729414424
Debunked.

Anonymous
12/26/25(Fri)23:26:21 No.729420335

Anonymous 12/26/25(Fri)23:26:21 No.729420335

>>729413261
Bowser is a retard