Since the only "productive" couples in hometown are heterosexual same-species couples, and both of them are "out of commission" with no replacement in sight right now does that mean Kris is *needed* to keep the population up?
Yes
Tranny game
kris ain't repopulating shit until his true beloved is returned to him
>>729414116Yes if I have any say in the matter
>>729414162If his 'tism permits
>>729414275De/ss/ex sexooo
Did Toby anticipate there would be so many memes made out of The Scene even among the woker parts of the fanbase?
>>729414396Dess is DEFINITELY a fatso!
what do?
>>729414116the only happy straight couple are the cats
Why isn't the doe jumping on his cock already? Why must she be so difficult
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>>729414695blue lipstick is so fucking ugly lol
>>729415246Cry to jannie faggot
I'd tuck my dick in Dess if you know what I mean
>>729414315>>729414895Needs rape breeding correction
>>729415246"No!"
>>729414396>>729415790>>729414275sexoooo
>>729414116Humans and deer can’t reproduce
>>729417023uuhhhhh
>>729417023This wont stop them from trying every morning and evening and sometimes a midday quickie if nobody is paying attention.
>>729417023false.humans can breed anything.
>>729415246hmmm.... nyo...
>>729417023that's not what /k/ told me
>>729415685faggot
>>729414297
breed the doe
hag deer sex
>>729417023What's the red dot then?
https://youtu.be/G_SAN2pOs_w?si=p9YEXhyBWMhO_Dnr
A lot of people can't wait for delta room chapter 5 but I'm enjoying the ride and am in no rush for it to be over. Its one of the few things I look forward to.
>>729419936The fandom taking that "when you have a bat, everything looks like a ball" line like crack made me realize how much I enjoy this point in the story when there's so many possibilities and creative fan designs. It will satisfying to get any answers in chapter 5 but that will also solidify a bunch of stuff forever
>>729417023
my wife
>>729421049
>>729419428I do like that idea but I'm pretty sure it's blood from the thorn ring
>You answered "She never did because it wasn't her smile.">That's where you're wrong.
>>729414116I haven't been going to Noelle threads but it's Christmas time let's get some cereal. I know what you're thinking, put a mix of all of it into one bowl so it tastes like shit, I'm way ahead of you
>>729415685Braindead Dess tranny.
>>729424876Why would Noelle's tulpa do that?
>>729425427Huh, we HAVE only seen the knight after chapter 2. Maybe it really is Noelle?
>>729417023>that tail wagOh yeah, that's it...
>>729429417
https://files.catbox.moe/oyqao4.jpg
Suselle be like: "I wish Kris was here to breed us both"
>>729431447YOU FOOLYOU SUMMONED THE /K/OMMANDOS
>>729414695hag sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvzYMyeTdQc
>>729414116>>729414162>That moment you realize Carol is most likely responsible for Kris being called Kris because she wanted him to fit in naturally with the rest of the holidays.Crusader Kings 3 players aren't this dedicated...
>>729429417I'm not a furry, but something about that white belly does things to me.
>>729415246YWNBAJ
We see that Carol knows about (((You))), and logically has known about them for awhile.Chapter 1 starts with (((You))) already inside Kris, and Kris has a little cage for keeping them in.Did Carol give (((You))) to Kris?
>>729432012Yes. The entire thing was a scheme to get Kris and Noelle together.
>>729432116The hidden truth nobody wants to admit yet both of them are into it, Kris just hates himself for it.
Catti's parents are okay THOUGH
>>729432258They are stupid flyover Germanic hicks. Those people don't qualify as sapient.
Why does Carol not like lesbians, but respects Kris pronouns?
>>729432258>fatgenetic dead ends.
>>729432305She's evil, not a monster
>tfw Kress hype will die when Dessriel becomes canon and Kris just killed Dess to not get punished by her anymore
I am 100% certain that Jockington is actually a demon.But I don't know if demons in Deltarune are good or evil
>>729432305Carol has nothing against Lesbians, she just refuses to let her bloodline die out. Her original plan was to pair off Dess and Asriel. With Kris and Noelle as a backup plan. Now dess is gone and Noelle has to do her royal duty.
>>729432305Carol likes lesbians, she just doesn't like Susie because she reminds Carol of herself when she was a teen.
>>729415246>backseat janny
>>729431898>I'm not a furry, butWelcome to the club, buddy
>>729432590Genuinely: The only thing stopping me from writing Noelle X Kris smut is the furry angle.
>>729432116>>729432249These two are so fucked up
>>729432636You're already posting here, anon It's only a matter of time until you start appreciating anthros
>>729432669Both of them are going to drag each other into hell even as they both pretend they don't like it.
>>729432305Carol wants the Holiday Lineage to keep going
>>729432884Does Carol know psycho crusher?
Imagine if this happened in chapter 5
>>729433248>no no no noWhy is he such a little brat?
>>729433329>This terrifies the Kris.
>>729433449Kris hates the idea of polluting a pure monster bloodline like the Holidays with his human genes.,
>>729433609Too fucking bad. he's going to do it and create beautiful hybrid babies. Carol needs a full sled of grandchildren.
sex
>>729433779oooooooooooooo
>>729433779>>729433810>Toby corrupted a entire generationI hope this inspires a lot of Shoujo in the future.
>>729433779>>729433810I can fix them....
>>729433901Toby awoke a dark corner in the human brain that greatly desires hurt/comfort fics about doomed relationships. Expect a lot of RL couples similar to Kris and Noelle in the future.
>>729434036literally me fr fr
>>729434226
>>729434264This sequence makes me feel funny
>>729417023You underestimate the power of human breeding.
>>729419936This was just a glitch btw that got patched.
>>729414116>Get into Deltarune thinking it's gonna be a dark and gritty adventure about teenagers stumbling upon and following the trail of an insane mad scientist who is into some 4D knowledge type shit>Imagine all these crazy settings, like Yume Nikki on crack>Has an actual full team working on it now so it'll be a fleshed-out JRPG>Actual game is just Toby Fox being obnoxiously unfunny and beating the same joke into the ground, characters never shut up>Entire message of game is essentially "nothing here matters, go touch grass" despite Toby's past stance on escapism (he made it in life, therefore anyone can!!1!!)>Avoid talking about anything actually interesting because muh quirky misunderstood meangirl best friendo UwU adventures>No more Undertale monsters, all generic teenage furry characters>Gameplay is still nowhere near an actual JRPG, skipping and pretending to have mechanics from them while actually having nothing under the hood>Toby hardly works on the game because he's busy being Jewpanese and pretending to be on the same level of actual devs>Community doesn't care about what little story there is and only ever talks about which teenage animal character would fuck some other teenage animal character>You STILL don't know what the story is even about, vague enough so that the community can write it for Toby and he can go in whatever direction he wants with it on a whim, no commitment to foreshadowing because he wants to seem more intelligent>"The game denies the player of everything they expect and want, which is why it's heckin' good!">The character responsible for advertising the game never shows up ("but they just might!")How would you rewrite Deltarune?
Humans shouldn't be left alone with monsters. Monsters can't help but give into their primal urges when they see humans. Poor Kris has never been the same.
>Alright buddy you got two options here, you can be a schizo (MIKE POSTER) or can be a plot fag (THEORY POSTER).>Those are your only choices, choose wisely
>>729434318What will Noelle think once we've discarded Kris?
>>729435095There is no plot, only Toby's barely disguised fetishes.
>>729434906I wouldn't but I feel like you should. You would be happier that way.
What does the egg symbolism mean?? Why eggs?
>>729435443Eggs are funny and quirky, like the hit indie game Earthbound. Have you ever played it? It's in Smash Bros.!
>>729434906>Entire message of game is essentially "nothing here matters, go touch grass" despite Toby's past stance on escapism (he made it in life, therefore anyone can!!1!!)I know this is just bait but this is blatantly untrue, the game shits on Ralsei for him constantly pushing the fact he has no value as a darkner despite the fact his actions have permanently changed Susie and Kris lives forever.The game's stance seems to be that fiction is cool if it can help people make connections and improve themselves and only shits on people who obsess over it
>Noelle has a long face>fan art gives her a cute, round, chipmunk-y face>this fan art looks like my OCam I fucked or is this a>holy shit two cakesscenario
>>729435053Oh please, as if a girl like Kris has a chance in a human community. She's going to get a 50+ bodycount within a week of going to college.
>>729414650>American has to insert his fetishes into everything
>>729435053Humans are strong enough to BTFO most monsters, though.
>>729435443Easter Eggs.
If Jockington grows a beard what use will he have for Catti? ("we do what the others ca n't")
>>729435605So>Game loves casuals (ie streamerfags)>Insults people who really like itgotcha, good game design
https://youtu.be/Gjlh9HWBOik?si=lujUOX4cPq5DnEYB
>>729435857He'd still need her to shave, obviously.
>>729435940It insults people who take it too far. People that would, say, send a death threat to somebody who draws Chara X Asriel art or Frisk X Sans. Which is good since those are people who need to be insulted.Not that they will ever notice they are being insulted.
>>729436082god forbid someone being actually invested into the media they consume
>>729436082>People that would, say, send a death threat to somebody who draws Chara X Asriel art or Frisk X Sans.You're five and retarded
>>729436226It's just fiction, man. Not worth killing people over, or even threatening to do so.
>>729436226>god forbid someone being actually invested into the media they consume
>>729434906I knew I made the right call not getting invested in this when it first came out. I had a feeling it would never fucking deliver on anything.
>>729435705>This is irresistible to everyone
>>729436325To be fair, someone did try to kill an artist because she drew Frans in 2016. This is why all the shipping war in Deltarune pales to peak Undertale autism.
doe tail>doe taildoe tail>doe taildoe tail>doe tail
If you seriously think it'' okay to be obsessed with fiction: I know several people who tried to turn Touhou into their own personal religion.
>>729436352Your argument is like walking up to a guy in a wheelchair and telling them to just learn to walk again.Every single time some loser nerd rises up into a realm of relevancy, they get the same attitude of "hurr durr just go outside, anybody can get to where I am! It's easy! Life is more beautiful than stupid games because I have money now!" without the realization that everyone who enjoyed the flavor of the month crap they shat out has limitations and turn to escapism for a reason. It is the most blind and tone-deaf kind of mentality I see and Toby is the most recent victim of that. For eveybody who whines about Gaster/Dess/Friendfags, Toby was that exact same way once about something else he liked.
>>729436609Shipping is retarded and the wrong reason to care about these games, I literally could not care less about fucking degenerate homosexual coomerbrained fan artists.It's all little Homestuck fags who never grew up with this community.
