ARE YOU READYTO MEETTHE WORST STARTER POKEMON OF ALL TIME
bet her pussy tastes like a sweet pear
>>729414613I bet HIS cock tastes like sweet pear
>>729414613>THE WORST STARTER POKEMON OF ALL TIMEYou talking about Oshawott or Sobble?
Watching the anime made me like Chikorita.
>muh minmaxingIt's a game for babies you're supposed to win with your favorites, even if they suck.Especially if they suck.
>>729414613Only good as an onahole with eviolite and preferably male so it doesnt lay eggs
>>729415237Cope.
Chuggaa is the only lets player I'd ever bother watching because he actually enjoys what he makes
>>729415553his autism is so powerful its contagious
>>729415975Its oddly relaxing, like blues clues or some shit for adults
>>729415217>Watching the animeAre you 8 years old?
>>729415073>her
>>729414613Chikorita, Geodude... Who else is making the team, /v/?
>>729414613>87.5% malehow does that work? You can have a species that is 90% female if the males all have harems but the reverse just creates a massive species killing bottleneck
>>729418368>Geodude>starterreading a little to much for you?
>>72941837187.5%= 7/8, so females have a 1/8 chance of being born. Perhaps their DNA has some trait where only 1/4 of the population actually can possibly obtain XX chromosomes.
>>729416713Anon, Johto aired 25 years ago.
>>729415371NTA but the games are so easy that the main campaign can be finished with just about any pokemon as long as you level them up enough. It's only in the Battle Tower where strategy and minmaxing matters and most don't play that part.
>>729414613Treecko is worse in Ruby than any version of Chikorita.
>>729418446>He doesn't know.
>>729418446Are you actually retarded?
>>729418371breeding with other species of pokemon>wait but howDon't question it.
>>729414613i pick him every time
>>729418505I meant more on an evolutionary and survival level. Males would have really tough competition for females and since the number of females is so small the population would be next to impossible to grow given that they produce only 1 egg at a time. Even if they had no predators just maintaining a stable pop would a miracle.There is a reason such proportions don't exist in the natural world IRL
>>729414613Go back spamming faggot >>>/vp/
>>729418659fan games don't count faggot, if they did anything could be a starter
>>729418856Does their gestation periods have any influence here? They can pump out eggs very quickly even if they only do one at a time. How do you equate in-game steps to time? Because with the correct parents and aphrodisiacs you can have a clutch of 6 eggs in like 5 minutes.
>>729415237how do i win at the battle tower with shitmons?
>>729418927>fan game>he still thinks its about startersHoly newfag
>>729414613Still mogs every ugly-ass starter from the last three gens.
>>729414613Sexorita is the best starter where it matters.
>>729419240stop it. get some help.
Chikorita tried to rape Ash, she can not be trusted around human men.
>>729419064>Decidueye and Rillaboom are bad but Chesnaught is fine???
>>729419546Rillaboom would be 10/10 if he didn't just summon those drums wherever he pops out from. I don't mind that he's a drummer but carrying the kit around everywhere is kinda lame.
I knew it wasn't gonna happen, but I was really hoping that he'd just flat out marathon all of KH.
>>729415237>you should win with pokemon that suck>posts shuckledude
>>729419414>Ash>manPick one (1).
>>729419296Chikorita can help me, if you know what I'm saying.
>>729419665You will get your LP of ReCoM in 2028, and you will like it!!!
>>729416713How to out yourself as underage in one simple post.
>>729418368Fingers cross my boy finally gets a chance, but it doesn't look like Pichu is particularly obtainable in HGSS.Oh well, maybe he'll just hop right to Alolachu in like 5 years when he hits gen 7, since apparently he's allergic to gen 6 currently.
>>729420219>>729418508The Pokemon anime is absolute juvenile bullshit that is equivalent to Cartoon Network garbage aired to 7 year olds. Not a single piece of character development, not a single serious plotline, not anything that would ever be considered even remotely "challenging" or "troubling" to children. It's just pure childslop that makes a mockery of the entire franchise.The Pokemon anime should have been more like the Digimon anime, with a serious plot, characters that experience actual life troubles, violence, and people fighting against villains that are a serious threat to their world. And a new cast introduced each season to parallel each new generation of games.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjiO-PEeBvQ
>>729420374based & correctpilled
>>729420374Alright, anon. I'm not sure who you think you're arguing with though.
>>729420374I wouldn't go this far, but I do think the Pokemon anime was hindered by trying to be like Time Bokan and forcing Team Rocket into literally every episode.
>>729420374>digimon out of nowhere
>>729418368Stantler.
>>729421068>pokefaggot seethes at any mention of the superior series
>>729421185Bro, you walked into a pokemon thread to cry about how digimon is better.
>>729421329I speak the truth and only the truth
>>729421185>Butt hurt Digimoron is coping!
>>729418368Drowzee and Lanturn
>>729420374>Omnimon sceneGenuine kino.
>>729418368Maybe Yanmega
>>729422098ebin
>>729415237based
>>729414613sneedorita
>>729414613Literally the best starter with the best mega in Legends ZA.
The problem with Chikorita is that it's clearly female, but has an 87.% chance to be male, so you have to reset the game like twenty times, and by the time you get it you cna't reset for natures/IVs.
>>729414613Chikorita is fucking cute.
>>729418368I'm hoping Nidoking since it learns Surf and you don't necessarily need a Water type and a Grass type.
Faggot
>introduce Crunch and Bite as the two most well known Gen 2 dark moves>they're specialeverything about Gen 2 was retarded and its remarkable they never really learned from it all. Feraligatr was a physical water type, and got to learn Dark, Water and Ice moves. TMs could give it Ground and Steel moves, but the good Rock moves were hidden behind breeding.Typhlosion was just an evolutionary dead end like Charizard, but at least it got ThunderPunch to supplement its Fire. Similar deal, got Ground and Steel from TMs, but want Fighting? Ditch your friend and make a new one.Meganium had at least some sort of theme going for it, but like the other two was locked into its element (though it at least used its Sp. Atk stat), could get Ground/Steel from TMs, and if you want Rock you gotta get to breeding.The real problem is they never knew what to do with Light Screen and Reflect. They were probably inspired by similar moves in Final Fantasy, but this shit doesn't work in a rock paper scissor simulator. Even now Screen Teams are a meme.
>>729414613I've always loved this little bean sprout. It's cute.
>>729414613How come all the gen 2 starters sucked? Totodile became better later with physical special split, but in gen 2 they were all pretty ass. Every other gen had their starters at least have 1 top tier starter in their debut, but the best for gen 2 is just ok
>>729425715>the best for gen 2 is just okThat's very fitting, given that the johto dex reused pokemon they didnt think were good enough to be part of the original 151
>>729425715the vast majority of gen 2 pokemon sucked, there's almost nothing iconic there
>>729418368https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jT9B2Xj0Os
>>729417538Oh right.His pussy
>>729421068>>729421329>>729421769NTADigimon animes are incomparably superiorGames... I'm still searching for a single decent one. I've yet to play Cyber Sleuth or Time Stranger though.It's not that complicated.>animudigimon>vidyapokemonConsidering Digimon are all about being digital creatures, its kinda ironic, but it is what it is.Oh, also the card game is better. Though pokemon tcg is an excellent "baby's first tcg" and can serve as a gateway to other better games.I dunno about any Digimon manga though... I've read some Pokemon Adventure/Special manga, and they've been excellent, but I haven't heard anything about Digimon manga. I guess Liberator is passable. God I wish it wasn't in that shitty scroll format, it has some really cool characters, but I can't care about a comic that's THIS awful to read.
>>729426283>>vidya>pokemonPokemon games have been absolute dogshit for the last decade
>>729418368Victreebel, Arbok, Yanmega, Meowth, Lickitung, DelibirdTeam Rocket Team
>>729426350I'm stuck in the past, ok?Last normal Pokemons I actually played were Black and White, and they were ok. Of course I'm not talking about modern pokemon.I did try Sword and Shield and got so fucking bored I just stopped. It wasn't even the negroes and alike that did it, just... being boring.I did like the Legends Arceus tech demo though. It was a really enjoyable tech demo. Maybe I should pirate the new Digimon games, but they look like just another jrpgs.
so why's he doing HG/SS, anyway?
>>729419064Gen 3 was the last good gen,change my mind
>>729427162Gen 5 had the best gameplayIts not saying much, considering the abysmally low standards, but still.Also the pokemon are good.
>>729418368Holy fuck he is ugly
