You will own nothing.
>>729415120>switchussy
me after christmas dinner
>>729415120this VILL happen to all devices with batteries
>>729415120>physical object is not indestructible>VGH... I CAN'T BELIEVE THE WEF DID THIS...So sick jewish tricks like "entropy" and "the impermanence of all things".
>>729415120Have you tried fucking it?
>>729415195me during christmas dinner
>>729415120What am I looking at here
this is why I'm afraid of recharging all my old handhelds I haven't played in years/decades
>>729415120That happened to my Switch 1. It still works fine, though.
>>729415458'ecked 'witch
>>729415120Nice Wallet
>>729415120and you WILL be happy.
>>729415120Eric is mentally ill
>>729415818Shut up dragonirian.
>>729415329This ONLY happened on one of my PSPs. My 2012 old ass Vita is still fine, switch still fine too, 3ds still fine too.I think you're MUCH more likely to get your battery dying and draining fast rather than have it bloat or explode.
>>729415329My 2015 sony bt headphones are perfect
>>729416000I have 3 GBA SPs and they are all still fine. I lent one to a family friend and he's still charging and playing with the OG battery
>literally sold my switch like 2 days agoNOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE
>>729415120left is after btw. the guy got his switch repaired. (japanese right to left autism)
>>729415329Not if you catch it in time and replace the battery>Happened to my Michaelsoft Surface 2well fuck me running
>>729415120Hows his wives head?
>>729415329This happened to my 2017 Switch but nowhere near this bad. It was an easy battery replacement and the chassis damage is negligible.
>>729416675very good, can confirm (im her boyfriend)
>>729415329You have to keep a small charge. If you leave a li-ion battery discharged for a long time this will guarantee happen though. Why I always routinely charge all my shit like Ps3 controllers, switch I never use etc
>>729415120>brown hands>using an improper charger for battery powered devicesname a more iconic duo
>>729415359The funny thing is, there are people on the right who would actually argue that those two concepts unironically are Jewish tricks.
>>729416881>planned obsolesce isn't realYou will own (almost) nothing. Everything you are allowed to own will break in a few years. All this because Hitler lost the war.
>>729415120I thought this was a switch themed wallet
>>729415120me switch died in thee ollie
>>729415120I had this happen to my 3DS a couple months ago.
>>729417202isn't that a big normie meme? cringe bro. post something from /pol/ right now to restore your honor.
>>729415120Why was he taking two photos of it in the same position before/after this surprise and largely unpredictable event?
>>729415329I have a psp battery that hasn't bloated, it just doesn't retain much power.
>>729417767
>>729418073
>>729415195No that’s acid battery, you literally will suffer instead of feeling good.
>>729417871This is a before and after repairs with the right side being before. Some jap dude posted it on x and op just stole it for content as usual.
>>729415329worse, they eventually stop making batteries and you're fucked.I have an old LG phone (from 2013) and I changed the battery twice, then I couldn't find a replacement that wasn't a bootleg chink shit that held less charge than a very used oem one.I still have it stored somewhere.wouldn't actually use it more than a video player or something because I doubt I can install the latest android on that shit, even a custom rom
>>729415329>VILLFuck you, Dracula
>>729415329With Lithium Ion batteries*
>>729415609Why don't you try speaking English you retarded cunt.>>729415458You're looking at a failing lithium polymer battery, this causes them to swell, and potentially vent with flame.
>>729418183>you literally will suffer instead of feeling good.Good, that's what I deserve.
>>729418247with shitty LCO/NMC batteries*
thank you for reminding me to round up my old controllers and trash them
>>729418073i agree>>729417767this. shamefur dispray.
>>729418620Laughs in several generations of Xbox controllersSolid electrolyte batteries will hit consumer electronics in five years btw. No catastrophic failure mode. It's like sand.
>>729418417Mentally ill faggot kys.
>>729415329Yep. My 3DS had this problem too.Thank fuck for emulation and PC.
>>729418719For some reason I cannot upload images
my switch is like this. how dangerous is it if i just leave it alone?
>>729420052he was right and he won. what are you gonna do about it?
>>729420196Get it replaced, I ignored it on my last phone and it caught on firehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nz5ijXcckI
>>729420196Ignore it if you want Nintendo to burn your house down.
>>729420052you just did one right now anon..
>>729415120Pretty sure this only happens if you don't use it for a long ass time. I've had my Switch since 2017 and this has never happened because I just keep the stupid thing plugged in 99% of the time.
>>729419193HURTMEMORE
Why the fuck did we swap away from interchangeable batteries anyway
>>729420052>Rabbi RabinovichThis simulation gets less convincing by the day.
>>729420196it won't do anything if you leave it uncharged.
>>729420954Planned obsolescence.
>>729420954rather buy a new li ion every 8 years than need to buy 100s of AAs over a consoles life time
>>729420954seconded on planned obsolescenceapple popularizing it in phones which helped enormously in spreading that to other consumer electronics
>>729421069You're not supposed to know that term, consumer.
>>729421138He means be able to swap out ion batteries instead of having them screwed and glued in or otherwise a pain in the ass to get to. Imagine just being able to pop them out the same way you used to be able to with AA.
>>729415120>he leaves his switch in a hot car for a week
>>729420196Get a battery replacement kit and fix it immediately.https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/Nintendo+Switch+Battery+Replacement/112995>>729420942I used my Switch frequently and also almost always had it fully charged and it still happened.
>>729415120How much of a gorilla retard do you have to be to cause that
SPICY MAMA OUTEE WIDAHOLE BAKERY pantingemoji
>Why, yes. I played an hour of Shin Megami Tensei V. How could you tell?
>>729415359>So sick jewish tricks like "entropy" and "the impermanence of all things"."Actually it's fine that products which used to last decades now last months. I feel like you're only raising this concern because you actually have another agenda. You just hate Jews." Everyone applaud for Ben Shapiro's stagerring intellect.
>>729415359>So sick jewish tricks like "entropy" and "the impermanence of all things".Exactly.Everything should be indestructible.
>>729415359I get that you're deliberately trying to be stupid, but the right to repair these things for as long as possible would be nice, yeah.
>>729416603Can we even replace vita batteries? I'd have to go check mine, but I'm pretty sure you couldn't replace ANYTHING on that device. It was closed up to avoid hacking.
>>729421138My first several smartphones had lithium ion batteries that were accessible through simply snapping of the back casing. When they started to lose charge capacity after a couple years you could literally buy a new one at any electronics store and swap it in as easily as new AA batteries. For popular phone models, you could even buy high capacity batteries that came with customized backs to snap onto your phone to accommodate the much thicker battery. The only problem is that the form factors of these swappable lithium ion batteries were never truly standardized across all devices the way traditional batteries were, so it could be hard to find new batteries for old phones after a while. If standards had been created and followed for these batteries our world would be so much better off today. Imagine having the capacity and lifespan and thinness of a lithium ion battery in every rechargeable device, but ALSO the ease of replacement of alkaline batteries. It would be utopia.
>>729415120>the after and before of nintendo fixing his console for freekek, /v/ isn't sending their best
>>729415120Just poke the battery with a sharp knife to relieve the pressure
>>729422787I'm not sure about OEM parts, but I know that there are at least 3rd party replacements out there, they're about 15 - 20 bucks I think
>>729415120You will certainly own nothing if you fucking break it, retard.
>>729415120This has never happened to anything I've ever owned.
>>729415120kek people spend money on this jeet ware?
I have a 2017 switch and it still works but the GPU is dying.
>>729423619retard
>>729422667>I get that you're deliberately trying to be stupidNo, I'm responding to what was actually in the post instead of trying to play games about what you think the post REALLY meant.If you have a problem with a lack of repairability why not say that instead of vaguely waving at general concepts like ownership?
How do I prevent that? Do I have to stop charging my switch or PSP?
>>729415329my gba battery hasnt bloated yet
>>729424178it's the opposite. you need to regularly charge them even if you aren't using them
>>729415120>REGRESSION
>>729420052We can't let this reality happen
>>729420720My galaxy S9 has a swollen battery, rip me.
>>729415120a replacement battery for any device is like 10$ on ali.
>>729424498How long is the no-charge period? I charge my PSP like every 2 weeks, and my Switch once per week
>>729418221Underrated
>>729415329I will literally just buy new one.
