/v/ - How would you rank new Yakuza games? - Video Games

Gaiden was tolerabled but really short, like a DLC
LAD could have been a lot better but wasn't
I couldn't get into IW at all, because of that the pirate yakuza isn't even in consideration.
I'll be waiting for Gang of Dragon.

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:08:48 No.729436728

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:08:48 No.729436728

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I've only played Yakuza 0 and Like a Dragon. In hindsight I must have been really bored, because after ragequitting Like a Dragon I have no idea how I ever managed to finish Yakuza 0 because Like a Dragon was perpetually exhausting and I don't feel it was particularly dissimilar to Y0. Every fucking minute some asshole would cry to me about his life story. >Ichiban-sama, please listen to my issues. You see, I once cut my balls off trying to jump a barbed wire fence and am now in incredible debt. My nephew agreed to win the money I need to pay back the loan shark who loaned me the money I needed to stitch up my ruined crotch, but little Billy needs his soapbox derby winnings to keep his parents' restaurant afloat after the health inspector saw a rat. It wasn't even a pest rat. It was Billy's classmates rat. Did I ever tell you about his classmate Sandra-san. Boy, that kid loves books. She showed me this picture book where a woman was wearing purple pants. Can you imagine? Purple pants! I know this sounds totally mundane and my dialogue can't be sped up, but to me these purple pants were crazy. Anyway, Sandra's rat escaped from its cage and the health inspector thought it was a pest rather than a pet, but he's corrupt so Billy's parents were hoping to bribe him but like I said Billy is trying to use the money on repairing my hideous scrotum. Anyway, the reason the purple pants stood out to me was because my favourite colour is blue! Most of my suits are blue in fact, but purple is half blue. So now I'm thinking maybe I should try buying some purple suits. That's where you come in Ichiban. You see, my girlfriend likes flashy clothing, and a plain purple suit just wouldn't cut it. I want a floral design, but who knows anything about purple flowers? Roses are red, violets are blue, but who the kisama can name a purple flower? I need you to visit every park in the city and gather every example of a purple flower you can find for inspiration. Error: Comment to

Anonymous
12/27/25(Sat)07:13:30 No.729436884

Anonymous 12/27/25(Sat)07:13:30 No.729436884

>>729436728
And it doesn't FUCKING end with every side character never shutting the fuck up about the most mundane shit ever either. I constantly found myself entering dialogue and thinking "oh my fucking god I don't want to listen to this cunt, just let me fight some people". Then I'd get into a fight and be like "Oh my fucking god this combat is so boring, just progress the story already". Then I'd hit the next story beat and it would be the same inane shit. Like a Dragon might actually be the worst JRPG ever made, and as I said it made me wonder how the fuck I ever finished Yakuza 0. Just THINKING about Like a Dragon has made me livid.