>focus, M
>>729438872imagine if nintento games loopked like this.
ALRIGHT
>>729438872I can't even explain why this is funny. Also, you should have posted the webm.
>>729438926they already sound like this
Peach is not nearly condescending enough to Mario for this to be a proper parody.
OW MAH FIREBALLS
Vinny won
>>729438989that would attract indians who genuinely think it looks good
The AAA industry will never recover from this
>>729439390it already did no one knows what's this parody even about anymore, they just use it for games they don't like
>>729439354Focus, P.
>>729438872>>729438926>>729438928>>729438989>>729439120It's not that funny
>>729439502It would be funny if he posted the webm.
>>729439502Focus, A.
>>729438926They will once nintendo finally get a clue and embrace A.I
>>729438872Oh boy. I can’t wait for the trailer for Insomniac’s Wolverine to drop, and every single YouTube and Twitter comment to be a variation of “Focus, L!”. You guys are so creative and inspired with these memes.
>>729440006Lolverine?
>>729440006>when someone repeats a meme like a frickin buffoon!
>>729440040Wolverine's name is Logan, genius.
>>729440072you don't have to prove you have autism twice
What Monarch stuff has Peach ever been shown doing? We don't know anything how she runs her kingdom or policies. Does she do anything?
>>729440108At least I didn't prove I'm a two digit IQ Nigger. I need to go filter threads full of shitskins now.
>>729440172Monarchs don't do anything.
>>729440172what is her tax policy?
>>729440172she doesn't do anything, she barely even thanks Mario every single fucking time
>>729438872https://files.catbox.moe/aefu3t.mp4>that fucking roar before he shoots the fireballkek
>>729440172I imagine she rules her kingdom like Princess Bubblegum and abuses the Toads when Mario isn’t around.
>>729440365Kino.Nintendo, hire this man.
>>729440365>Incredibly loud and bombastic epic music slowly fading in while fighting the most mundane enemy possible>Voices clipping into and over each otherFucking kek
>>729440365Always makes me kek too.>>729440458I genuinely want a Mario game like this now.
>>729440365>ALRIGHT!This shit should not be so fucking funny.Fuck me it's literally TRIPLE A sloppa
>>729440365I *might* have an upgrade for you is the funniest part
>>729440365I can barely hear some voices whenever the goombas get attacked. Can anyone make out what they're saying?
>>729438926>Imagine if Nintendo games looked like every other Unreal Engine asset flip game.Why would you want that?
>>729440365>he's using unreal engine in any way he can...
SONYHIRE THIS MAN
>>729440183assmad lol
>>729439602I see the jannies roped you into this, too...
>>729440935Better than N64slop
Explain this focus meme to me.
>>729440365https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCVubOzbFzIkino
>They fly now?!
>>729441374anon's posted a catbox link and you *know* what that means
>>729439502I see Toadsworth roped you into this, too.
>>729441374Try to look around this thread, you may find something useful
>>729438872I feel like this joke is at least 10 years behind the times. The AAA industry doesn’t make military themed games with protagonists voiced by Troy Baker anymore. It’s all about live service games now.
>>729440172>What Monarch stuff has Peach ever been shown doing?Nothing. Mario is actually very true to life in that regard
>>729441801uhhh minds eye(2025)?
>>729440365Does one have to be a ninttoddler to find this funny?
>>729440365This shit genuinely makes me cringe.
>>729440108kek
>>729440172She likes to throw lavish parties. Sometimes, Mario is even invited.
>>729441889It being Nintendo is the least relevant part. It could’ve been mega man, or rayman, or pac man
>>729440172>What Monarch stuff has Peach ever been shown doing?Nothing, but that's okay because her council takes care of things and advises her on a weekly basis.
And they say AI cant make art
>>729441374yooooo anon needs his posts with yellow paint
>>729442076Who is invited? Anons?
>>729442136The gameplay isn't AI.
>press F to say goodbye>"so fucking long you fucking asshole gay Bowser"
>>729440365too accurate is that dialog directly ripped from another AAA game in particular?
>>729441889>>729441957Focus, A.
>>729440365>the overly serious YEAH he does after grabbing the fire flower like he isn't trying to wake up his neighborskekaroo
>>729441442>that fucking musicWhy does every movie sound like this?
>>729442353>Press R2 to activate your Mushroom Senses and follow the trail
>>729442352The idea is for the music not to distract from the scene, hence generic orchestra that feels like white noise.
>>729442353kek
>>729442353>>729442479kek
>>729441442Fucking kino
>>729442479>Mushroom SensesFinally, OP's powers come in useful.
>>729442295As far as I can tell, not really, but it feels spot on because of how accurately Mario and Peach fill generic AAA archetypes. Mario is that slightly snarky Nathan Drake type protagonist, and Peach is the typical female handler with a bit of affectionate sass. It also helps that Peach’s VA in particular nails the cadence and tone with which her type of character speaks, complete with the crackly radio filter smacked over the voice afterwards.
>>729442353>Huh a green pipe... Peach mentioned them earlier, I should go investigate.
>>729440365It's funny because 90% of modern AAA shit is like this to a T.
>Remember, M, jumping on their heads is faster than reloading the fire flower
>>729442353>Additional objective: Go into the green pipe
>Coming this Summer
>>729442730>Jumping eh? How do I do it?
>>729438872no
>>729439120what nintendo has put out already is actually more embarrassing than this
why the fuck is this not on youtube?
>>729442094Doesn't have anything to do with my question.
>>729443097https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKMD4t2Dbl8
>>729438926Then tendies would still defend them until their last breath. See Prime 4
>>729438926the hardware is too underpowered
>>729440365why is Randy Marsh voicing Mario
>looks like shit>characters move like shit>sounds like shityea i wonder why nintendo doesn't make a game like this
>yfw you realize tendies seethe at unreal engine fan projects because their fisher price handheld couldn't run them
>>729443365For the first point, Nintendo games look like shit in general. You can't say they even try.
>>729440365this seems very indian
>it's funny because it looks good???
>>729440365Ermm, why was such an anti-semitic video allowed to exist? People need to do better. My bluesky followers will know not to buy your VA services after such blatant bigotry.
>>729441794Hunnigan is the hottest RE girl and this whole meme is already worth it for pic related getting drawn.
>>729438872>Mario, wait!>What is it Peach, can't you see I'm in the middle o-> *Goomba moves out of the way revealing his Goomba family, a mother and two children all of whom look disheveled*>No....>So this is how Bowser managed to call shots over the entire Goomba tribe. If they say no.. then Bowser can unleash the X-Virus onto everyone they care about. The bastard... Mario, you know what to do>On it Peach
>>729443161>western AAA>when it's parroting metroid???
>>729443409Or just, you know, it looks like shit
>>729443482>tell man to focus>make hard for man focus
>>729443482Kek nice
>>729443465> illiterate person thinks art is useless
>>729443518>every goon is actually an innocent forced against their will to do badI am so fucking sick and tired of redemptionslop.
>>729442991Oh nonono tendiebros....
>>729443482Personally my first thought was Courtney from MGR
>>729443542Indian holocaust can't happen soon enough
>>729442991This is close to the worst thing ever
>>729438872>cursed to plant my feet on everything
>>729443787superpower by 2030
>>729440172BBC magnet
>>729442991>youtubers praise thisround them up and push them into the industrial grinder
>>729443787I did the math one time, and even if you killed 1 jeet per second, it'd still take like 50 years to wipe them all out
>>729440365>alright!
>>729443850We just need to convince them there's gold in pot bellied indians like how africans think bald people have gold in their head.The problem will solve itself.
>>729438872>>729440365Its all fun.. until you realize the mario movie does kinda sound like this trash including with peach constantly shitting out quips lol
>>729443542>Or just, you know, it looks like shitIf looking bad was the cause then why isn't the Nintendo community up in arms about pokemon z-a which both looks bad and plays even worse
>>729438872Reminds me of this classic
>>729443958Why are you forcing these meaningless strawmen and getting mad at fictional scenarios you made up in your head
>>729440365>Alright Mario...time to party..Oh my fucking god this is so shit I love it >Mario! You won't be able to handle Bowser's Fury without a Super Mushroom!
>>729443409They already got Unreal Engine fan projects, they were called Wind Waker HD, Mario Kart 8, Mario Kart World, Mario Odyssey, Donkey Kong Bananza, I'm sure I'm missing another half dozen.
>>729441442>BROS. (2015)I have not laughed this hard in months.
>>729438926they dont really look any better
>>729440172Superstar saga was technically an official state visit.
>>729442991This is fake.
>>729440365>okay mario it's time to PARTY>mario partyK I N O
>>729443997I’m forever grateful that this style of writing is slowly dying out. It reeks of insecurity.
