>focus, M
>>729438872imagine if nintento games loopked like this.
ALRIGHT
>>729438872I can't even explain why this is funny. Also, you should have posted the webm.
>>729438926they already sound like this
Peach is not nearly condescending enough to Mario for this to be a proper parody.
OW MAH FIREBALLS
Vinny won
>>729438989that would attract indians who genuinely think it looks good
The AAA industry will never recover from this
>>729439390it already did no one knows what's this parody even about anymore, they just use it for games they don't like
>>729439354Focus, P.
>>729438872>>729438926>>729438928>>729438989>>729439120It's not that funny
>>729439502It would be funny if he posted the webm.
>>729439502Focus, A.
>>729438926They will once nintendo finally get a clue and embrace A.I
>>729438872Oh boy. I can’t wait for the trailer for Insomniac’s Wolverine to drop, and every single YouTube and Twitter comment to be a variation of “Focus, L!”. You guys are so creative and inspired with these memes.
>>729440006Lolverine?
>>729440006>when someone repeats a meme like a frickin buffoon!
>>729440040Wolverine's name is Logan, genius.
>>729440072you don't have to prove you have autism twice
What Monarch stuff has Peach ever been shown doing? We don't know anything how she runs her kingdom or policies. Does she do anything?
>>729440108At least I didn't prove I'm a two digit IQ Nigger. I need to go filter threads full of shitskins now.
>>729440172Monarchs don't do anything.
>>729440172what is her tax policy?
>>729440172she doesn't do anything, she barely even thanks Mario every single fucking time
>>729438872https://files.catbox.moe/aefu3t.mp4>that fucking roar before he shoots the fireballkek
>>729440172I imagine she rules her kingdom like Princess Bubblegum and abuses the Toads when Mario isn’t around.
>>729440365Kino.Nintendo, hire this man.
>>729440365>Incredibly loud and bombastic epic music slowly fading in while fighting the most mundane enemy possible>Voices clipping into and over each otherFucking kek
>>729440365Always makes me kek too.>>729440458I genuinely want a Mario game like this now.
>>729440365>ALRIGHT!This shit should not be so fucking funny.Fuck me it's literally TRIPLE A sloppa
>>729440365I *might* have an upgrade for you is the funniest part
>>729440365I can barely hear some voices whenever the goombas get attacked. Can anyone make out what they're saying?
>>729438926>Imagine if Nintendo games looked like every other Unreal Engine asset flip game.Why would you want that?
>>729440365>he's using unreal engine in any way he can...
SONYHIRE THIS MAN
>>729440183assmad lol
>>729439602I see the jannies roped you into this, too...
>>729440935Better than N64slop
Explain this focus meme to me.
>>729440365https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCVubOzbFzIkino
>They fly now?!
>>729441374anon's posted a catbox link and you *know* what that means
>>729439502I see Toadsworth roped you into this, too.
>>729441374Try to look around this thread, you may find something useful
>>729438872I feel like this joke is at least 10 years behind the times. The AAA industry doesn’t make military themed games with protagonists voiced by Troy Baker anymore. It’s all about live service games now.
>>729440172>What Monarch stuff has Peach ever been shown doing?Nothing. Mario is actually very true to life in that regard
>>729441801uhhh minds eye(2025)?
>>729440365Does one have to be a ninttoddler to find this funny?
>>729440365This shit genuinely makes me cringe.
>>729440108kek
>>729440172She likes to throw lavish parties. Sometimes, Mario is even invited.
>>729441889It being Nintendo is the least relevant part. It could’ve been mega man, or rayman, or pac man
>>729440172>What Monarch stuff has Peach ever been shown doing?Nothing, but that's okay because her council takes care of things and advises her on a weekly basis.
And they say AI cant make art
>>729441374yooooo anon needs his posts with yellow paint
>>729442076Who is invited? Anons?
>>729442136The gameplay isn't AI.
>press F to say goodbye>"so fucking long you fucking asshole gay Bowser"
>>729440365too accurate is that dialog directly ripped from another AAA game in particular?
>>729441889>>729441957Focus, A.
>>729440365>the overly serious YEAH he does after grabbing the fire flower like he isn't trying to wake up his neighborskekaroo
>>729441442>that fucking musicWhy does every movie sound like this?
>>729442353>Press R2 to activate your Mushroom Senses and follow the trail
>>729442352The idea is for the music not to distract from the scene, hence generic orchestra that feels like white noise.
>>729442353kek
>>729442353>>729442479kek
>>729441442Fucking kino
>>729442479>Mushroom SensesFinally, OP's powers come in useful.
>>729442295As far as I can tell, not really, but it feels spot on because of how accurately Mario and Peach fill generic AAA archetypes. Mario is that slightly snarky Nathan Drake type protagonist, and Peach is the typical female handler with a bit of affectionate sass. It also helps that Peach’s VA in particular nails the cadence and tone with which her type of character speaks, complete with the crackly radio filter smacked over the voice afterwards.
>>729442353>Huh a green pipe... Peach mentioned them earlier, I should go investigate.
>>729440365It's funny because 90% of modern AAA shit is like this to a T.
>Remember, M, jumping on their heads is faster than reloading the fire flower
>>729442353>Additional objective: Go into the green pipe
>Coming this Summer
>>729442730>Jumping eh? How do I do it?
>>729438872no
>>729439120what nintendo has put out already is actually more embarrassing than this
why the fuck is this not on youtube?
>>729442094Doesn't have anything to do with my question.
>>729443097https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKMD4t2Dbl8
>>729438926Then tendies would still defend them until their last breath. See Prime 4
>>729438926the hardware is too underpowered
>>729440365why is Randy Marsh voicing Mario
>looks like shit>characters move like shit>sounds like shityea i wonder why nintendo doesn't make a game like this
>yfw you realize tendies seethe at unreal engine fan projects because their fisher price handheld couldn't run them
>>729443365For the first point, Nintendo games look like shit in general. You can't say they even try.
>>729440365this seems very indian
>it's funny because it looks good???
>>729440365Ermm, why was such an anti-semitic video allowed to exist? People need to do better. My bluesky followers will know not to buy your VA services after such blatant bigotry.
>>729441794Hunnigan is the hottest RE girl and this whole meme is already worth it for pic related getting drawn.
>>729438872>Mario, wait!>What is it Peach, can't you see I'm in the middle o-> *Goomba moves out of the way revealing his Goomba family, a mother and two children all of whom look disheveled*>No....>So this is how Bowser managed to call shots over the entire Goomba tribe. If they say no.. then Bowser can unleash the X-Virus onto everyone they care about. The bastard... Mario, you know what to do>On it Peach
>>729443161>western AAA>when it's parroting metroid???
>>729443409Or just, you know, it looks like shit
>>729443482>tell man to focus>make hard for man focus
>>729443482Kek nice
>>729443465> illiterate person thinks art is useless
>>729443518>every goon is actually an innocent forced against their will to do badI am so fucking sick and tired of redemptionslop.
>>729442991Oh nonono tendiebros....
>>729443482Personally my first thought was Courtney from MGR
>>729443542Indian holocaust can't happen soon enough
>>729442991This is close to the worst thing ever
>>729438872>cursed to plant my feet on everything
>>729443787superpower by 2030
>>729440172BBC magnet
>>729442991>youtubers praise thisround them up and push them into the industrial grinder
>>729443787I did the math one time, and even if you killed 1 jeet per second, it'd still take like 50 years to wipe them all out
>>729440365>alright!
>>729443850We just need to convince them there's gold in pot bellied indians like how africans think bald people have gold in their head.The problem will solve itself.
>>729438872>>729440365Its all fun.. until you realize the mario movie does kinda sound like this trash including with peach constantly shitting out quips lol
>>729443542>Or just, you know, it looks like shitIf looking bad was the cause then why isn't the Nintendo community up in arms about pokemon z-a which both looks bad and plays even worse
>>729438872Reminds me of this classic
>>729443958Why are you forcing these meaningless strawmen and getting mad at fictional scenarios you made up in your head
>>729440365>Alright Mario...time to party..Oh my fucking god this is so shit I love it >Mario! You won't be able to handle Bowser's Fury without a Super Mushroom!
>>729443409They already got Unreal Engine fan projects, they were called Wind Waker HD, Mario Kart 8, Mario Kart World, Mario Odyssey, Donkey Kong Bananza, I'm sure I'm missing another half dozen.
>>729441442>BROS. (2015)I have not laughed this hard in months.
>>729438926they dont really look any better
>>729440172Superstar saga was technically an official state visit.
>>729442991This is fake.
>>729440365>okay mario it's time to PARTY>mario partyK I N O
>>729443997I’m forever grateful that this style of writing is slowly dying out. It reeks of insecurity.
>>729440365for me, it's the jump button prompt
>>729443787This is viral marketing by the devs but I guess the developer has a chance of being indian
Mario if he real and in Uncharted
>>729443850Did your account for its multiplying and spreading?Still, probably low estimate as there's so much of it in other countries, too. Not to mention the need to more or less fully purify paki, bangladesh, sri lanka, etc too
>>729440365Every day we stray further away from Soul Reaver's dialogue
>>729438872>its a "/v/ misusing terms that were meant for a specific context to anything else" episode
>If Mario was a PlayStation exclusive https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tChudJbooo4&pp=0gcJCR4Bo7VqN5tD
>>729445682>this somehow doesn't apply to Lester and Trevor's gameSecondarism is getting out of hand.
>>729445921Why is he white?
>>729443787inshallah
>>729445682>NOOO STOP HAVING FUN FOLLOW THE MEME RULES STABLISHED BY THE CENTRAL MEME COMMITTEERetards
>>729445682reminds me of those anti-woke compendiums where games the authors liked are listed as not woke despite having obvious woke shit in them
>>729446075>admitting that /v/ and 4chan as a whole has the same briainless niggercattle mentallity of destroying meaning and making everything vague and meaninglessremember when people here used to hate "normalfags" and call them npc's?lol
>>729446230Ok tourist memes have always been wild and ever evolving
>>729445682Oh my fauci I hope someone makes a video essay on this meme so I have proper media literacy
>>729446230This site is made for people who like laughing at nearly everything. It is literally the only purpose.
>>729445682>ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE TRAINYea, GTA is focus slop
>>729446053go to hell muzzie you literally worship satan
>>729445682>ermmmm you're using the meme wrong
>>729445682Focus, A.
>>729445682>Wait a minute the slop game *I* like doesn't actually count, please stop dunking on itPathetic
>>729440365
>>729445682>nooooo, not MY game, I am a Le Sophisticated Individual of taste>I do not play slop. stop it>STOP
But what are some focuskino?
>>729443850hopefully you accounted for them reproducing faster via rape, in response to the murders.
>>729440238ThisIts why democracy is better, goyim
It's like it was designed to make me mad so I kinda love it lol
I mean, on one end, it’s just hilariously fucking cringe and deserves to be made fun of. But on the other hand, this is something some based retard made completely straight and I kinda feel bad making fun of him
god, most video games are so fucking bad now lol
>>729447291>But on the other hand, this is something some based retard made completely straight and I kinda feel bad making fun of himIf we don't have making fun of "nintendo hire this man" anymore, do we really have anything left?
>>729441801>The AAA industry doesn’t make military themed games with protagonists voiced by Troy Baker anymore. It’s all about live service games now.You clearly didn't play the newest metroid.I kid, I kid, troy baker isn't in the newest metroid.
>>729447453>NowOld games were so bad it nearly collapsed the entire market. Video games have always been garbage without exception.
>>729447008The MGS games and the early Splinter Cells do it properly.Hitman also does it well, but they’ve got less banter involved.
>>729438926>loopkedDid you have a stroke here anon?
>>729445682it’s funny to me how twitter trannies will make up new terms then proceed to get angry about those very terms they made up. it’s like a dog ramming itself against a wall over and over because he’s angry the wall hurt him
>>729440365How long before Nintendo sends a Cease and Desist notice?
What are some 'Focus, M'-core games?
>>729441374it's popular on xitter and this is a bot thread
>>729441615Just wait until Buzzy Beetles
>>729447730The entire Xbox and Playstation catalogs
>>729440365ALRIGHT
>>729441442Should report this to Nintendo for shits and giggles.
>>729447730The good kind or the bad kind?Here’s a list of both anyway.Good “Focus, M” games:>MGS 1-3 + Rising>Most Ace Combat games>Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory>the Hitman series>Every CoD until GhostsBad “Focus, M” games:>CoD post-Ghosts>Splinter Cell Conviction>Insomniac Spider-man>The Division>Borderlands 2
>>729441630Yeah, (You)s.
>>729445682
>>729440365I'd play this
>>729440365i love and hate video games so fucking much
>>729442295>>729442652Instantly made me think of Just Cause games even though I don't recall if the characters acted that way
>>729448105[HATE DEATHCLAWS]
>>729448034borderlands is not a focus m type game, it's in it's own BADASS genre entirely
>>729447730Saints Row 3. Uncharted. GTAV. Every Call of Duty since Black Ops 2. Resident Evil remakes
Twitter is worried about what this will do to triple A discourse. I don't see the problem, this is long overdue
We must be focusing better, men.
>>729447730Every 3rd person shooter ever made
>>729447730Every Rockstar game since GTAIV, every Naughty Dog game since Uncharted, the Batman Arkham games, Insomniac's Spider-Man games, the new God of War games, every Assassin's Creed game since Black Flag
>>729448383There won't be a AAA market left by the time this would affect anything.
>>729447573>Video games have always been garbage without exception.They were mostly very good from 1991 to 2006
>>729447730I've been playing The Division recently and I can't stop thinking of this video now after seeing it. You're character doesn't talk but all the constant radio chatter from the npc's and the way they speak keeps reminding me of it.Also whack ass triforce captcha.
>>729438872https://youtu.be/6-ExdIQzjIE?si=G-Y2a9-bDbtyxyKi
>>729445682>You are a hipster>I AM NOOOOT A HIPSTER>Hipster hipster hipster>Ok manboobs
>>729448558I don't think Max Payne is very Focus, M.Unless I misunderstood the meme, which is likely, I don't know what kids these days are saying half the time.
>>729448915Max Payne is indeed Focus, M but the tone is at least genuine. Then you have games like TLOU and Uncharted where every character has to make some unfunny quip every five seconds because God forbid anyone takes anything seriously these days. Max Payne on the other hand embraces the cringe and people still post Max Payne reaction images to this day. You never see people posting reaction images from either TLOU or Uncharted because they both fucking suck
>>729448915IMO, something Focus M NEEDs to have a handler that speaks to you over the radio guiding you along the way. Its literally the joke, afterall.
>>729441801>I feel like this joke is at least 10 years behind the times.No duh. The parody footage they commentate over is old as shit as this point itself.
>>729448763holy kino
>>729448480Focus, Men.
>>729447291I remember getting recommended the original video right before the meme took off. It was called something like "I made my dream Mario game". It didn't have the dialogue, and a lot of the comments were supportive. I wonder what that person thinks of it getting shit on by the whole Internet.
GT by some anon in the first thread about this shit>walk two steps>radio static>Peach: That's a Question Mark Block. Hit one from below and a coin'll pop up. Sometimes even a Mushroom>"Objective: Hit Question Mark Block" appears on screen>? Block begins glowing>yellow paint directly under it on the ground>walk over to yellow paint>control taken away>cutscene where Mario looks around left to right while the camera slowly swirls around him>finally Mario looks up>camera pans up>Mario: A Question Mark Block. I can Jump to hit these.>camera zooms out to frame the scene>lingers unnecessarily>cutscene finally ends>"Press A to Jump" appears on screen>the A is flashing>no other inputs work>press A>another cutscene starts>the camera swirls around Mario slowly>he crouches>looks up>Mario: Hup!>jumps and hits the block>coin pops out>dialogue box>"Received 1 coin!">press A to go to the next page of the dialogue box>"Coins are the currency of the Mushroom Kingdom. Find them in Question Mark Blocks or scattered around the area. Collect 100 to gain an extra life.">press A to close dialogue box>control returns to the player>immediately radio static>control taken away>Peach: Nice work, Mario. You got a coin. Keep hitting Question Mark Blocks to find coins. You can also find them on the ground or floating in the air, just Jump to grab them. If you get 100 I'll send you a 1-Up.
>>729438872>focus, MWhy does this particular line connect with people so much? It's like the epitome of shitty western millenial/gen X video game dialogue.
>>729441801>>729449232Sony still makes Focus M games
>>729440365mario...if he real...
>>729449391
>>729441801Borderlands Whatever The FuckMetroid Prime 4Split SecondHadesMonster Hunter WildsDispatch
>>729449525Focus, M
>>729449525Sexo M
>>729438872>>729440365Nintendo should unironically hire this man and make a short 2 hour game filled with every triple A trope imaginable (with a couple metroid 4 references for self-awareness). Then release it on Apr 1 for 5 bucks.
>>729449675>5 bucksthey'd ask for $60
>>729438872ok but what DOES the M mean?
>>729449436Because that line has popped up in so many western military type games. I think even Splinter Cell has it in multiple games.Honestly, the “yeah, trouble” line feels more Gen X/Millenial writing coded.
>>729449525>people are making fun of me :(
>>729449525>I created a Mario game I always wish existedI dunno it kinda doesn't sound like satire
>>729449740Mature
>>729449740Same thing the M in other M means
>>729449828It’s not written in a way that sounds like he’s seething. The title could genuinely be sarcastic.
>>729438872>can laugh at the parody because it is generic>but at the same time genuinely enjoy Marvel-tier dialogue like thisAnyone else? I dont actually have a problem with it but it is funny. I love my sloppa
Where did the whole thing of calling someone by the first letter of their name come from? It is cold and sounds like you are larping a spy film.
>>729440108NTA but “W” doesn’t roll off the tongue
>>729441801Stellar Blade is this with Adam
>>729439885Nintendo already said they aren't using AI (for now) since they can't copyright any assets made with it.
>>729440365this really is the next zanzibart and might actually rock the industry to start noticing what they fuck theyre doing
>>729450275I fucking hope so
>>729450095It’s the opposite of cold, actually. It’s extremely informal. It’s sometimes included to imply rapport between the characters and inject a bit of personality into what’s otherwise bland exposition.
>>729440365instnatly thought of that generic inventory UI where mario would be in the middle in an idle pose and the rest of the shit on the sides gave me a chuckle
>>729441442I have no clue if this is a shitpost or not
>>729450336...I like the OoT UI
>>729450275>implying they don’t already know they’re doing thisThey’ve been doing this kind of writing for more than a decade because they don’t see anything wrong with it.
>>729441442>check his other videos>see thisThis guy is probably in this thread right now
>>729449953I unfortunately can't relate. This style of insanely cheesy, quippy and smarmy writing has always struck me as stupid to the point of making my skin crawlI watched Iron Man in theaters in 2008 and have felt this way about it since then
>>729441442>those notes at the endholy fucking kino.
>>729450417Lmao
>>729450417>/v/ saves the gaming industry, again
>>729449525Autistic retards can't into satire
>>729450275The people who make games like this aren't really interested in making games that ""gamers"" will like, so they don't really care what criticism they get.
>>729440365Sounds like the upcoming Lego Batman.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V20hxOKn4IkThis is another good one
>>729450417Oh shit, look anon i'm sorry for laughing at your game... I didn't mean it ok?
>>729441801>I feel like this joke is at least 10 years behind the times.just like this website
>>729440072Wolverine's name is James Howlett. Logan is an alias.
Focus, /v/
>>729447089You don't see Presidents' daughters getting kidnapped every week. Only time that happened was RE4.Meanwhile Peach gets kidnapped every time she goes for a walk.
And you KNOW what that means.
>>729450942Where are Peach's parents anyway
>>729444227You wish it were.
>>729450728https://youtu.be/y71yP5b2y9w?si=HvC7zy0XE4xyO8-T>Mary... where the fuck are you?Always gets me
