>>729441998
I didn't have any hope left

Thanks doc

looks like fortnite

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>Are we getting shovelware today?

Always been shovelware

>today

>>729442798
>This was the big game given on the 25th
What did the balding squinting dog mean by this?

>>729442848
Same thing the devs meant: Glory to our Chinese communist brothers.

>>729441998
I'll just use Steam. What's Timmy gon' do?

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what is the difference between most popular and most played?

>>729441998
what are the games they gave out so far?

>>729442961
Most well-known or most searched vs actually most played

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>>729442980
Some indies, but Callisto Protocol and Bloodstained have been the only big ticket games so far.

>>729442980
Hogwarts legacy, some FPS boomer-likes, some anime game, a detective game, Disco Elysium, Coop puzzle game

Leak in 2 minutes

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so? what is it this time?
yet another gay DEI propaganda machine or more friendslop like yesterday's game?

>>729443684
>friendslop

Hard puzzles ain't 'friendslop', zoomer.

No More Heroes 3!! Yaay

>>729443758
fuck racism

>>729441998
I have zero hype. I didn't even redeem yesterday's shit

>>729443892
yeah it looked like shit

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>>729443758
>3
thanks I hate it
>>729443717
>always-online coop-only game
that's the very definition of "friendslop"

>>729443892
you still have 50 minutes left to claim the shovelware!

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>>729443937
Solving logic puzzles is anti friendslop and a good time when you're on the same page.

no leak today

Cassette Beasts

>>729444316
That's a frustrating one, because it has local coop but you'll have to BOTH play the game for the online coop content.

>>729444316
furry porn-adyacent games are still way better than NMH3

still the french pokemon clone with a neet MC some frenchie shilled a few weeks ago was the best Ive seenwhen it comes to the genre

>>729444316
>polygoon review
>A charming indie ’mon-like for adults who like capitalism jokes

lmao ebin gaymes, lmao dim sweety

>>729444686
Forgot to sprinkle some 'le' in there.

>>729444316
Wow more games I've already played (it's not very good, leans too deeply into the quirk millennial writing for me)

>>729444756
> Still, Cassette Beasts’ charm is undeniable. This is a game aimed squarely at players who were kids when Red and Blue came out, who will laugh at Team Rocket being replaced with a group of evil landlords who look like vampires and talk about preying on the poor. Players who can appreciate ’90s mall aesthetics and the perfectly named “ElectroShack.” Players who know what a cassette even is in the first place, for whom the joke that the healing item in this game is a pencil that rewinds cassette tapes actually makes any sense.

but like woah dude woah doesn’t this sound totally bodacious and dudeical? Haha let me UNTANGLE my cassette tape with a PENCIL while STICKIN it to the MAN!
It’s like Pokémon but for FAGGOTS, this is totally sweet

>>729445063
>It’s like Pokémon but for FAGGOTS,

Okay but where's the Pokemon for heterosexuals?

>not even giving away the best pokemon ripoff
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/2696050/Yarimono/

LMAOOOOO

>>729445091
it’s called cockfighting with real cocks

yeah I guess the name is kind of ironic but what can ya do

Nothing but shovelware so far.

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>>729445091
>Okay but where's the Pokemon for heterosexuals?
Palworld.

>>729445274
Still waiting.

>>729445091
>>729445157

wtf i wanted calisto protocol for free

>>729445063
>used Polygon to make yourself mad
*but le like le woah dude this is kino, totally sovl and kino. LMAO this but unironically, my gemmy with some COAL while SEETHING and STICKIN it to the JANNIES!
Crazy how bots like to act like free thinkers, yet go on melties like this.

>>729445406
And you missed the first time it was free a couple years ago on Epic?

>>729445406
epic redo a lot of games, it'll happen again

>>729444316
humble bundle to epic games pipeline is real

>>729445415
how is it possible to be this much of a faggot

>>729444606
Uh... I'd rather get NMH 3

>>729445828
I'm not the one quoting Polygon for an own, that's like going on Kotaku willingly, and pulling up a positive article on MGR. Guess I shouldn't le like it then <X(

Expedition 33

>>729445946
Kek yeah

Oh hey, Cassette Beasts.

>>729444316

ding ding ding

>>729444316
ewww you were correct

>>729441998
project nortubel

kino
thanks timmy

>website is shitting itself
Timmy you had one job

Why not just give away MP shit?

>>729445915
look I’m sorry you enjoyed this cringe retarded slop that everyone else in the thread is laughing at, I’m sure it brings up many unpleasant high school memories for you, but please try to understand that we don’t care.

man what the fuck is going in its all dogshit
and the highprofile stuff they did give away was already going for 90% off

>Satanic tranny game
>Gay investigation game
>Communism visual novel
>This crap
Real great lineup of games for your Christmas giveaway, Timmy.

>>729444316
Pretty good. Was meaning to play this.

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i wish epic had an option to delete a game from your library like steam does, or at least hide it (like steam does). of all the 300 games i have there, i think i've played about 20 of them

>>729446472
And/or had been given away before.
And the answer is Epic is starting to tighten their belt because they're feeling the pain of endlessly giving away shit without getting a return on their "investment."
That is, they give away shit to lure consumers to come use their shitty platform, but then it's mostly just people leeching their free shit while continuing to use Steam for anything else.

there is literally nothing wrong with giving away indie/low price games.

>>729446692
Of course not. It's not the price, the things is that it is SHIT

>>729446602
wish epic had the option to just redeem the free games on steam.

gib The Long Drive

>>729446769
t. has 6000 hours in tf2

>>729446769
but it is?

Good reviews everywhere

>>729446854
>but it is?
That's what I said, nigga

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is it good?

>>729446836
TF2 is obviously better than this

>>729446692
I missed sunless sea, can you ask timmy to give that away again, I'm sure that's a cheap one.

>>729446962
It's fine for a Pokémon ripoff. None of them are necessarily good, but it's also not modern Pokémon levels of bad either.

>>729446769
This year is above average IMO.
>Jotunnslayer
Vampiresurvivorlike (bad).
>Eternights
I know nothing, but it looks like a mediocre character action game with dating sim elements stapled to it.
>Blood West
Good.
>Sorry We're Closed
Weird, but good.
>Paradise Killer
Niche mystery solving walking sim, but I like it.
>Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
A pretty well-anticipated Metroidvania, a nice pickup for those who forgot about it amid other shit.
>The Callisto Protocol
Decently big-ticket, but not the first time.
>Disco Elysium
Another hit, but..90% off on Steam.
>We Were Here Together
A bit odd to give away the 3rd game before the 2nd, but it is a fun multiplayer co-op puzzle game. Best with a friend, but you can matchmake with someone otherwise.
>Cassette Beasts
A fairly well-liked Pokemon-like, if you generally liked Pokemon as a kid, you'll enjoy it. If you are a Pokeaddict who has binged the dozens of Fire Red or Emerald fangames out there, you'll have already bought and played this too lol.
>??? x7
Who fucking knows, I'm hoping for Pacific Drive, but also I'd end up rebuying it on Steam anyway for the DLCs later. :^)

>>729446962
They'd have to pay to play this.

Fuuuck I missed Blood West, literally the only game I wanted to play out of these.

>>729447419
What?

>>729447467
>They have to pay ME to play this

>>729447525
yeah I knew what you meant but I thought it was funny

>>729447441
Blood west is on gog you fucking idiot

>>729447335
>missed bloodstained
>on literally the only day I didn't bother checking what the free game was
ebigg :-DDDD

>>729447335
what about Hogwarts
why does everyone forget about the BIG game

Tim should be based and just give us Arc Raiders

>>729447593
Thats on gog too

I swear you guys are so fucking dumb

>>729447663
>Using GOG
Grim

>>729447617
Because it's not listed on the PC Gamer page with all the games.

>>729447720
I don't CARE about pc gaymer

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>>729447025
>tranny sea
>>729447335
>Eternights
it's kinda shit but it's the polar opposite of woke so it's okay in my book
>Paradise Killer
>Niche mystery solving walking sim, but I like it.
nigga what?

>>729447663
I care enough to grab it for free but I don't care enough to pirate it for now.
>>729447883
>polar opposite of woke
Isn't there a boy you can date in that game?

>>729447663
yes we know you can pirate pretty much any fucking game out there, you don't have to keep repeating yourself no one cares

>>729447631
He should be even more based and give us Clair Obscur or Nightreign

>>729447883
I'm not sure which part you're what'ing about.
Also, fuck you for shitting on Sunless Sea (not him).

>>729446416
>cared enough to reply
K
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>>729447802
Do you know any other sites with a reliably-updated list of all the shit Epic gives away every year without fail?

What's with all the tranny-core games this year?
Timmy trying to balance the scales after collabing with TROON SLAYER CHAMPION rowling?

>>729448526
You want to see conservative video games then go ahead and make some

>Replying to yourself

I missed the free game that came right after Disco Elysium.
Looks like shit so whatever.
So does the new one.

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>>729441998
Since I'm not a LARPing tw*tter thirdie trying to turn every brain ghost and delusion into some "WEST HAS FALLEN™" narrative, I've got no particular problems with this year's giveaway; I even think I had today's Cassette Beasts on my steam wishlist. I would've liked to see a River City Girls rerun though: A friend wants to co-op that and I missed it last Xmus

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What the hell is OnStove?

>>729449153
A website.

>>729449227
Okay.
1. Is it a legit web site or a scam site?
2. Why is the name so fucking stupid? Did they get the very last unclaimed ".com" domain?

>>729449369
legit, run by Korean Smilegate

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>>729446962
>e10+ rating
if I wanted to play pokemon Id be playing that dont you think?
>>729448002
kaworu-likes are for straight people tho
and to be frank the bra-rachute scene made me forget about the faggot
>>729448289
not my fault your game (and it's sequel) are tranny propaganda

>>729450664
How on god's green ass is a game about sailing across an ocean full of monstrosities transgender propaganda you Toblerone?

>>729450664
>kaworu-likes are for straight people though
fujos are not people

>>729444316
Actually really nice

>>729449369
scam, run by Korean Smilegate

>>729441998
tim won

>>729450735
>"female" character bust
>girlboss former captain that dies at the begining
>big bad girlboss nigress you run errands for
>not a single romance involving a female character
>and last but not least you HAVE to let that eldritch being bang your princess
I think half of those are from the sequel but I doubt the other one can be any better

>>729445274
Based palbro

>>729448602
>>729448526
>tim will never give cuckold simulator with the Ukraine supporter DLC for free.