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Why aren't Umas this tall anymore?
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>>729446750
our human genes made them smaller over time
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>>729446843
so we need to get more Japanese girls to fuck horses, you're saying?
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akebono is
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Pace wants groundwork too, right? haha
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>>729446942
nope ;^)
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>>729446903
That is the end goal, men have been fucking Umas over centuries to get them smaller so the futa (male) umas would be small enough to fuck human women, creating a society where only Umas (female) and futa umas (male) inhabit the planet.
I hope the horse pussy was worth it
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>>729446750
Did umas fought in wars?
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>>729446925
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Tall umas went extinct since they killed all their torenas before they could complete mating
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What the fuck is Bro wearing?
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>>729447581
tooooore-chun
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Is this a competent Suzuka? I only really need her to gas out other suzukas but this one turned out better than Id hoped.
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>>729447437
>>>>>Agnes
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>>729447437
Smaller male dieing shortly after conception is actually a common and healthy practice in the animal kingdom
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>>729447581
Weird slouch socks, but it's a fairly standard JK outfit
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87351562
Great mood
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Should I make two dominators with Tachyon and Rudolf?? I only have one good Mcqueen...
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>>729446925
Good
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>Gives you 30+ energy and the best skill in the game
APOLOGIZE
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>>729449096
Hmm sure, if McQueen is very good
If you are aiming for the B leagues then there probably won't be that many Suzukas there
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>>729449075
Can't join due to 15 minutes left on race time so you may as well run it now
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>>729447002
never lucky. What about front runners, they can still benefit from head-on, right?
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>>729446750
Human genes ruined them
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>>729450548
Awawawawaaaaaa ! I don't think so ! Sorry...
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When it comes to Egyptian reliefs and paintings, the larger the person, the more important they are. It has nothing to do with their actual size. But this is a gacha thread so I don't think people care.
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>>729446750
They still are
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>>729451118
Post five examples
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Did they change the way the director's carrot event works? Her friendship bar was still blue but she gave me my gold skill.
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>>729450991
At least we would be safe from them breaking and entering if they were this big, they wouldn't fit through the door.
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>>729451273
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>>729451143
Cuckold artist
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>>729451273
And something like this.
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>>729451273
.
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>>729451334
they would simply break down the door/wall
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>Describe your favorite Uma with a Video Game Title
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>>729451635
Why's my nigga Anubis so tiny
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>>729451334
Several of them already have events where they break into your house, Fuku even has 2 different ones, what makes you think you'd be safe if they were even bigger?
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I hate being fifth rate so fucking much. I have a good deck, my parents are decent. I'm just a bad trainer.
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>>729451838
Shadow of the Colossus
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>>729451838
Halo
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I'm not an Uma-fag, but I gotta know.
Are there any normal horses in the Umamusume world?
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Not looking good...
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>>729450958
>>729447437
Standing cunnilingus
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>>729452187
No
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>>729452187
Anything and everything that's a horse in our world is in uma. Even the kanji for horse was changed
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>>729447437
I want to have consensual, loving sex with a tall Goldship so bad bros.
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>>729451838
Umamusume Pretty Derby
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>>729452187
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>>729452187
normal whatsits!?
stop making up words, anon
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>>729452187
No, there aren't, donkeys and zebras and such seem to be real, but not horses
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>>729446750
All the Umaverse history is made up, the world is less than 100 years old.
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Gonna be making Bakushin for the Arima Kino, how's this deck?
I really hope I don't get long sparks with her
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>>729451659
>>729452035
Uma horror game when?
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>>729447437
>Agnes
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>>729452952
Stamina+long sparks? looks alright you need around 1000 stamina + 2 recoveries to survive as a front i'd swap bourbon for a wit card
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>>729453403
Bourbon wit, got it
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>>729453092
Id play a manhattan cafe survival horror game
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>>729452187
what
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>>729447437
>>729450958
>>729453458
>>729453645
I bet they bully their trainer by shoving him into their sweat kneesocks after training like a sleeping bag.
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>>729451118
I asked.
I care.
Thanks for the information.
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>>729453506
Also keep an eye out for the Mayano Top Gun card coming out on the 3rd, she has a golden recovery for fronts and has a bunch of specialty priority
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>>729446750
Bred too much with human males
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>>729451118
t.10 foot tall uma keeping their existence a secret
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>>729446750
they kept accidentally killing their human husbands
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>>729453738
Yeah but Arima Kino would be over by then
Just so we are on the same page, I am making a gimmick Bakushin for this years last /v/ triple crown race which is Arima Kinen where none of the racers can have long rank bigger than E
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>>729453815
>ywn have your head popped like a grape as your uma wife shoves her crotch into your face demanding you go deeper
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>>729451838
Cooking Mama
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>No suzuka
>No Taiki
>No Rudolf
Can I even win the CM?
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>>729451838
Fracture.
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>>729449676
Akebono's legs should be the default for every umas
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>>729453092
I'd love to play an umafailure simulator, with an uma that isnt good at racing working at a convenience store or the like.
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>>729454034
Any reason you think Grass Wonder couldn't win?
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>>729454124
What type of jobs would non-racing umas even be good at?
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>>729454192
Grass and who else?
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>>729454223
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>>729454223
They'd be cracked at delivering mail or packages. I'm pretty sure all umas even the "bad" ones are still physically better than any humans after all.
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>>729451838
Need for Speed
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>>729452734
>donkeys
>zebras
no, they don't exist either
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>>729454374
This official promo art featuring Musicians of Bremen seems to point otherwise, I dunno about you but that ain't no uma on which other three are riding
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>>729454098
But then Akebono would have to be fatter.
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>>729454301
Tachyon if you want to turn her into a Late for another Dominator? I'm running Mayano because her ult is really good when it activates personally
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>>729454510
that's a mythical creature
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Hishiama GFE
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>>729454331
Yeah, all of them are WAY stronger than humans. They're literal hazards it's against the law for them to go all out in public spaces.
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>>729446903
Horses dont exist in Umamusume, every instance of a horse existing is replaced with an Uma, any cavalry company is replaced with Uma companies and things horses do are jobs Umas do due to their increased strength and speed.
Humans also dont ride Umas, and donkeys and ponies likely also dont exist since they share genetics with horses and are never brought up or seen anywhere.
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>>729446942
You can put groundwork on a pace for short distances, this CM included. But head-on is preferable
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>>729454223
Anything that requires a certain level of physical fitness they would be able to do better than a human by default, but they can do normal jobs too. King Halo's mom designs racewear, Flash's mom became a baker after retiring.
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>>729454639
Why would they have a dog, cat and rooster but then add a mythical one of a kind mythical creature to this group of retired farm animals? That's just silly
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>>729451838
My Friend Pedro
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>>729454654
torako...
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>>729454223
Umas have above average physical strength and stamina, so they'd excel in any physical job. Construction workers, miners, soldiers etc.
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I hate Grass Wonder so much it's unreal. Easily my most hated Uma.
Boring personality, constantly gets sleep deprived on my runs, moodiest Uma I ever train even if she's not actually programmed to do so she gets so many mood downs every fucking run I do with her. I'm actually disgusted with myself that I'm running her this CM or any CM because it's the most disgusting form of metafagging using a character that you fucking DESPISE like I despise Grass Wonder.
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Why's seiun such a bitch
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>>729454654
how much does she charge for it?
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I'm buying $GRASS
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>>729455000
Trips of truth
Seiun is fake-lazy
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>>729455026
1 bag of beef jerky
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Any gibs for year of the herse?
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I love CB so fucking much, bros
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>>729455194
Ah yes
Mister Cock Ball, top tier wife, that
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>>729447437
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Impatiently waiting 1 more day for Dober.
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>>729454726
Does this mean that Amazonians are essentially a fully Uma warrior clan? That would be hot
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>>729455323
Thank you for your contribution to everyone's lineages
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>>729455000
Seiun is literally a cat. She is catty
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>>729455425
No shes an uma
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>>729455373
Could be, wouldnt be strange for there to be Uma-only tribals or tribals whose populations of human women are vastly inferior in numbers to the Umas if not completely replaced.
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>>729455278
>platinum blonde kween
I have a MIGHTY need
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doto
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>>729455443
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>>729455513
I put your drawing into Grok and this came out
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When the fuck do I get a captcha with just 1 question?
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Also i dont get why people make these mini-giant Uma drawings when horses on average are not stupidly tall, even the taller breeds.
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>>729455443
Kek fucking debunked
>>729455563
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>>729455661
aint no way... thank u elon... *cries*
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>enters the Mejiro household dressed like a pleb
>tries to avoid McQueen's inquisitive questions by offering sweets
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>>729455683
Think they add length
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>>729455683
They're not taking their height from front foot to head, dummy, they're taking their length from hind foot to head
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>>729451838
Guacamelee!
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>>729455068
>The REAL-lazy and FATTY enter
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>>729455661
What a surprisingly calm horse.
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>>729455805
Stego is literally too fucking cool to abide by anything as dull as a dress code. She goes where she wants when she wants
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>>729455683
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>3 borrows
>3 gluemas
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>>729456010
This artstyle is dogshit
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>>729455513
SOVL
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>>729451118
More important = higher status = more power = better diet = bigger than the peasants
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>>729456010
why is it always goldship and tachyon
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>>729455867
How many fatties can they fit into the school?
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>>729456120
>3 borrows
>good rng
>still end up with gluemas because I'm a shit trainer
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>>729455194
The Mister Cock and Ball propaganda is working on me I'm afraid.
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Best uma for Senior Spring Triple Crown Races?
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Looks like scorpios gonna be another CM without plat, is it worth it to start prepping for the arima kinen CM?
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>>729455513
I am quite fond of the swirly eyed uma
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>>729456169
meme girl and best girl
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>>729456169
Because they are the designated secondary Umas. Gold Ship is the random = funny Uma, and Tachyon is the "I LOVE MENTALLY ILL WOMEN" magnet
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>>729456239
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>>729446925
Akebono is ugly as fuck though
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>>729456418
agreed, tachyon is a meme girl
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Goldshipniggers are still the worst posters on this site
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>>729456464
Shut the fuck up and eat your donuts, little man.
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>>729456180
Man I love this guys work, wonder what he's up tp now, haven't seem much
Goodness gracious! https://x.com/Bacius9/status/2004721947566108948/photo/1
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>>729456419
>yea, my favorite uma? only REAL consumers of multi-billion dollar gachas know her. not like you, fucking TOURIST
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>>729447437
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>>729456543
A rare win by default for Teio posters
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>>729456169
Secondarybait. Haru Urara is unfortunately also in that category, to a lesser extent daiwa too
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I want to breed my bro so bad
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>>729456626
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>>729456169
They are both reddit so they attract the most surface level retards.
Haru too but she's too wholesome so people don't wanna post porn or shitpost with her
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Who was the best Uma Musume cosplayer of 2025?
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>>729456543
Why is it always gold shitters
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Why did this thread attract all the coomers and tourists?
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>>729456698
There was one casual Tachyon one which made my dick diamonds.
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How good will Gold Ship or end closers in general be for the sprint CM?
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>>729456698
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>>729456745
Just post rooms and they'll fuck off.
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>>729456785
ooniggers will cross the finish line before ends even start to accelerate
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>>729455683
Horses are on all fours.
Imagin an Uma being eye to eye with you while on her hands and knees
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>>729456785
Completely unusable in my opinion.
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>>729456605
Yeah i dont think a single person gives a shit about Believe, or Rhein Kraft, or Bubble Gum Fellow, or K.S. Miracle because they dont feature anywhere if you dont play the game.
Gold Ship and Tachyon have their screentime in the anime adaptations and in promotional material and the earlier is based on a horse with some real fucking character for an animal.
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>>729456812
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>>729456604
>spooky horror original manga one day
>horny milfed uma the next
Fascinating dude. At least Tosen Jordan has fags of her own.
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>>729456785
if you run end you may as well do debuffmaxing and ruin everything for front fags
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>>729456872
You'd be surprised, they have some dedicated fags
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>>729456872
I like bubble gum fellow!
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>>729456745
OP post
>But it has uma in it
Some topics you should avoid broaching on /v/ if you don't want to attract those people
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>>729456814
I would but I got humiliated in my last room and I kinda don't want to open the game for a while, it hurts too much to be this third-rate
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>Implying Fronts will be good in the CM
Angling doesn't even proc properly in this track.
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>>729456862
>Imagin an Uma being eye to eye with you while on her hands and knees
Every day of my life
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I love building brown bricks in Rhein Kraft
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>>729456902
I might be in a minority but I like the Fuku and Suzuka one more than Machan manga
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>>729456939
Oh you are right, it was probably the "tall" shit that triggered the secondaries
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>>729456952
That happened to me in gemini and I don't join rooms anymore, have faith thirdrate bro, one day you and I will make it.
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>>729456464
shit taste
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>>729456872
I will be rolling on K.S. Miracle though
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>>729455805
>enters the Mejiro mansion dressed like a bum
>bangs both McQueen daughters
>???
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Who is the best late surger?
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>>729457015
I'm about to become 007 in this game, I can't believe how fucking shit I still am after all this time, nothing I do helps.
>0 plats
>0 whales killed
>7 CMs lost
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>>729446750
Fetishfags get the bullet
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>>729457059
There's not a single concrete answer. They all excel in different tracks, situations and distances.
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>>729457059
YOUR FAVE NIGGA! START DOING RUNS NOW! NIGGER!!
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>>729457107
I killed a whale by accident once, still platless
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>>729457059
Your least favourite.
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>>729457118
Ya something zephyr, shes one of the least talked about umas i dont know anything about her.
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>>729457128
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>>729457118
Hmmm like two days ago I noticed on gametora an uma that was never mention, I think her name was Zephyr
Is that Zephyr? I think she had some red ear thing
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If my uma isn't taller than me then I don't want her
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>>729457173
Damn, I didn't knew Seiun Sky was that good at late
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>>729457215
They're all womanlets so fuck off
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>>729456902
Went is NTR wearing such a slutty top?
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>>729457215
None of you gtsfags ITT actually play the game, fuck off tourists
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I know about Curren/Rice calling you onii/onee-chan and Dober being less tsun if you're a girl.
Does changing your character's gender change anything else about any of the other dialogue?
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>>729457118
Nobody knew who Blast Onepiece was until she was deumafied for a wit check thread, so there is always a first
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>>729457242
Late seiun sounds very funny, would it not lead to the strongest angling ever since lates have the most acceleration
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>>729457258
Gtsfsg OP though
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You may only reply to this post if (You) are as tall/taller than Akebono
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>>729457258
I do
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>>729457178
The only stand out thing about her i can think of is that she ruined Scarlet's chance of being a double Arima Kinen winner. In fact, Zephyr irl won the Arima Kinen over BOTH the Daiwa brothers who were in fire all season long.
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>>729457310
I only know Blast because she's top tier on the bust rankings
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>160cm
I got unreasonably upset when I found out this tomboy is a fucking shorty.
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>>729456169
They are pretty much the most popular Umas. This makes contrarians mad at them
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>>729457305
Not as far as im aware of
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>>729457252
Thanks god I'm American
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I just finished King's career. What is wrong with her mother?
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>>729457362
Look man, tallest uma, Buono, is 180cm's, all things considered Brian is somewhat tall
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>>729457382
My big boy...
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>>729457118
i like her, she's a loner obsessed with the wind and gets access to all the seasons runner so it's always +40spd for free
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>>729457362
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>>729457252
don't care, Akebono is taller than me
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>>729457362
Nah I find it hilarious brian is so short, the super cool edgelord being essentially a shortstack is very funny. I wish i had her so I could run her in CMs
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This is a public service announcement. You will be rolling for Wonder Acute in 8 months. Thank you for your attention. That is all.
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>>729457335
Yeah let's take note to never do such shit again
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>>729457416
Seems narcissistic.
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>>729457483
I wonder.
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>>729457483
>Nakayama Festa and Wonder Acute back to back
I really hope I don't need to spark both of them.
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>>729457416
She's an Uma so she's retarded. You did fuck King while her mother listened over the phone, right?
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>>729457416
Well if you manage to win Arima Kiren, her mom sorta alludes to it being a reverse psychology thing with her saying "it seems everything I've done until now was unnecessary"
So she might not be malicious, just stupid
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>>729457416
The real king halo's mother (Goodbye halo) was a ridiculously strong horses winning 10 fucking graded stakes races, the real life king halo was a big disappointment compared to her.
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King Halo's daughter btw
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>>729457362
Japanese people are awful at heights. "Freakishly tall" girl in FGO is imfamously 175cm.
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>>729457483
>turf G
RELEASE HER
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>>729457652
My daughter btw
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>>729456450
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>>729456253
they re really the best, doto is so fun. cute drawing broski
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>>729457362
That's because everyone in japan is a fucking dwarf
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>>729457128
>>729457252
>>729457258
Stand a horse up on two legs and tell me she's a womanlet, retard.
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>>729457652
I never understood, did she punch the shadow monster or headbut it?
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>>729457652
I've been trying to gutsmaxx her on my own time and I feel like she has potential to be decently strong, its a shame everyone gets NSM for free.
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>>729457416
You can say she's a bitch, but the reality is she's like a world famous 7 G1 winner who's lives an almost aristocratic lifestyle and she doesn't want her daughter to try to fill those shoes. She would rather King be happy doing something that keeps her out of the limelight because she realizes a career like hers is 1 in a million and people will always compare the two if King tries. But she's an autismo and can't actually say that without crushing her daughter's dreams (just like King can't admit the truth about her feelings half the time and has to hide behind her act).
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>>729457715
They're not horses, theyre umas. They're as tall as japanese girls, akebono is the tallest at 180 CM. Now talk gameplay or fuck off.
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>>729457658
that's taller than most anons and like 20cm taller than the average japanese woman
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>>729457809
>They're as tall as japanese girls
Only the jap umas though
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>>729457745
T. King Halos mom
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>>729457382
God Moonlight Lunacy had such a great design. Shame we didn't get to see more of her. Pokke's dad is also really hot
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For onige suzuka should I be aiming for at least 900 wit?
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>>729457809
>They're as tall as japanese girls
On all fours yeah. You'd barely reach up to their navel when they stand up though, and they always do.
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>>729457745
When you put it like that, it's not so clear if her mom is actually evil.
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>>729457809
Why are you so scared of people talking about tall umas? Do you feel insecure about your height or something?
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>>729446750
SIZEFAG POSTS WORST OP OF ALL TIME
ASKED TO LEAVE /v/MA FOREVER
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Post rooms
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>>729457945
what the fuck is that thing on the right
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>>729457947
we wuv giant umas doe, speturd
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>>729457710
Unironically bad nutrition. Asian diet of rice and fish leaves them all malnurished as children, which results in stunted growth.
Explains those pictures of mongol warriors 2 heads taller than other gooks. They eat red meat.
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>>729448029
God I wish she'd do that to me. I'd cum so hard
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>>729457982
>post rooms
>rooms doko
>any rooms?
no u
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>>729458025
Gimlet's fursona
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Why does this horse always look like she's about to rape you?
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don't ever (You) me again you useless fucking nigger
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Not looking good....
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>>729447315
yes. imagine having your village overrun by genghis khuma's horde and being forced to impregnate extremely /fit/ horsegirls until your seed runs out
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>>729457945
Horses are weird, here is our bro (>>729456678
)
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>>729447315
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>>729458118
puppy-chan...
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>>729457941
Well it takes some work as you have to win second Arima Kiren, but she shows a softer side
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>>729458038
Sex with tall and giant women.
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>>729458118
She spends a majority of her career sexually harrassing you with petplay.
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>>729454323
Being worn as jewelry is so fucking hot and highly underrated. My pp thanks you anon
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>>729458158
>>729458025
Whoops
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>>729458118
She's full of bottled up emotions and needs an outlet.
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I always confuse Ikuno Dictus with Transcend, they look very similar
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>>729457945
>>729458038
Because this is one of the worst uma threads of all time and there is barely any on topic discussion, fuck off tourists
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Here's a room, Throw in as many as you want
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Its all so tiresome
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Just let me tell you about my love for Dic
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>>729457670
8 months is more than enough time to build those 18* turf parents.
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>>729458235
Being a manlet is okay, anon.
Don't worry too much about it.
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>>729458263
I know this is a very unpopular opinion but I love spicamans haircut
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>>729457464
I want a big woman to do this to me t. 5'5
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>>729457635
>>729457745
I think I'll play her career again. Any other optional races I should do?
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>>729458235
no... no....! one of the worst uma threads... of all time....? NOOOOO! YADAAAAA!!!
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>>729458293
I'm taller than Akebono, kill yourself
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>>729457947
Be happy it's just size.

For now.
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>>729458352
Hang yourself nigger
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>>729458319
Last Arima Kiren has a secret scene/ending as seen here >>729458190
Also you get an extra scene if you win one race of each length
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>>729458360
Woah anon, calm down.
Getting so mad is bad for you.
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>>729458319
I think king halo has a secret event if you win a G1 in every distance, I personally like winning the arima kinen with her
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>>729458425
>Teiobro
Makes sense
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>>729457670
The dirt jail...
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>>729458235
Post some rooms then.
Otherwise people will get bored and start talking about whatever. And sperging out won't do anything.
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>I'm taller than Akebono, kill yourself
>Hang yourself nigger
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This thread should be treated like the usual AI janny bait ones
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>>729458421
>>729458437
Thanks.
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My Umas arent very good but ill post a room as well
13445137
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>>729458227
Ikuno: Big circle glasses, front bangs shorter than back, washboard, wears the thing on her left ear
Transcend: Doesn't wear glasses half the time, front bangs longer than back, titties, wears the thing on her right ear
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>>729458360
It's canon that all umas are 200cm+ and pass trainer around like a submissive sex toy though?
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>>729458262
>Long
Shit mane, im not even ready for arima yet.
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15 medium sparks, 2 turf sparks btw
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>>729458262
Oh people are actually joining, I was making fun of that guy asking for rooms and not making one
>>729458575
it's just a random room for fun
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akebono is canonically 50 feet tall, I don't think you're taller than her bwo
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>>729457635
>her mom sorta alludes to it being a reverse psychology thing
I didn't read it that way. It just seemed to me that she really was just that super concerned that King wasn't going to be able to hit the highs she did in her time and would suffer for it badly. Problem is she's just too awkward and prideful to straight up say what she's thinking not at all unlike miss "I accidentally all of my laundry and totally meant to wear this for regular practice today".
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HOT
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>>729458659
Do you think I could live in her pussy
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>>729458578
I had a stray medium spark in one of my old mile parents that kept popping up more than all my mile sparks, inspiration is nonsense.
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>>729458551
>Somehow it filled before I could find my uma
Fuck man, I wish there was an auto glue option. I'm such an uma hoarder.
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>>729458687
No, but you could live under her little hat.
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>>729458665
Like mother like daughter, huh
Your interpretation is probably right tho
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Can I still make it and spark the megabanner?
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>>729458687
Won't know until you try.
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How viable are Libra veteran umas for Sagittarius?
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>>729446750
why are you using secondary bait as the op nigger, have you not learned anything from the gold ship
anyway for those of you that aren't /trash/ tourists, lets test some scorpio 55956040
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>>729458805
The hell did you carat dump on? Jordan?
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>>729458805
If you never roll again... possibly
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>>729458720
I had a bit of a hiccup with my wifi and started the race before noticing there were 2 less Umas per player and 1 more guy joined us
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Sizefags are AIjeet/scat tier, what a bunch of annoying cunts
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>>729458823
Anything other than Fronts lmao can get recycled.
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>>729458837
gonna bet on this Uma
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>>729458720
Anon, you can preset racing teams to use for the rooms before joining one.
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>>729458805
Where the fuck did your carats go
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>>729458859
>>729458827
>>729458536
Settle down, Beavis.
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>anon got so mad that he starting saging and posting scat
This is a new low
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>>729446925
A
BIG
FAT
PIG
BITCH
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>>729458837
>>729458839
>>729458897
I was hoping to get spooked by seiun
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why arent uma masumes of santa reindeer>??
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729458878
>got so mad over size (mostly not even giantess) he starts spamming scat
kek
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Isn't that scene where Tachyon experiments on her trainer and ends up shrinking him real? The voice acting sounds like the real deal. Uma is sizefag game
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>>729458954
Seiunlet...
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>>729458954
BUT YOU COULD HAVE JUST SPARKED FOR SEIUN IN THE MEGABANNER
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>the people calling you tourist on /uma/ threads are scatposters
Yeah, it checks out.
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>>729458918
Its the jeet breh.
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>>729458954
>admitting this when the compilation anon is ITT
brave
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>>729458805
Perhaps if you killed someone in Oy Neigh or /v/mers and took one of their spots for yourself.
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>>729458841
Wow I'm 3 lengths away from the actual good trainers, I shouldn't even bother with this shit
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>>729458918
>new
this is a frequent occurrence unfortunately
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>>729458918
>image spam all thread
>gets called out repeatedly
>turns to scat
Seems more likely
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>call others jeets
>start scatposting
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>>729459013
>/uma/
>Doesn't know about the jeet
Way to out yourself as a tourist.
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>>729458976
It is.
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>>729458918
>>729458975
>>729459013
Ok congrats on outing yourselves as tourists because if you know anything about these threads you know that the AI scatjeet is someone completely unrelated
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>>729459124
That's exactly what an scatposter would say
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>>729459124
Literally, its the exact same images too so it should be recognizable.
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Is it worth it to use my rainbow crystal right now on Fine Motion SSR(up to LB2)? My trainings have gone so fucking bad I'm coping and seething hard right now
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I am more aggravated by how widly out of character tourists protray GolShi and Tachyon than anything else. Gold Ship isn't all that mean to other umas (banters heavily with McQueen but thats it) and Tachyon is a fucking "mad scientist" dork over some cool alt girl Mommy. Reeeeeee
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>>729459192
>an scatposter

Interesting.
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>>729457947
every fucking time
they don't even engage in discussion, it's just spamming fetishistic images without any fucking text like it's a blue archive thread
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>>729458976
Yes. They released the short on youtube like a week after global launched
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>>729458827
gold ship threads* lol
KINO room with 7 front runners, next 78690693
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>>729459239
Golshi fucking hates Jordan though.
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Sorry to the two Anons that joined the long slop room. Next time I'll put some more thought in a joke room.
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>>729458976
Uma is size game
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do your fucking job retard
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Testing a new Suzuka.
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>>729459013
>/uma/
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>>729459013
>/uma/
Talk about a self report
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>>729446843
fpBOATp
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>>729458297
> Gold Ship isn't all that mean to other umas
She is a complete nuisance in other uma careers, you tourist.
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>>729459273
8/9
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>>729459379
8/9
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>>729459461
I was going to join but my PC got 2 BSODs in a row
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You guys weren't lying, Fuji level 5 is no joke, even Bakushin is struggling
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>>729459379
Isn't that power way too low for a runaway?
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>>729459528
God is striking down my fuarking rivals...
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>>729459443
Shes ANNOYING and a werido but not intentionally mean
also youre a fucking jobber who replied to the wrong post
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I think tall girls are hot.
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>>729447437
I’d TANK this by the way
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>>729459270
>>729459320
Based
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>self reports as /uma/ raiders
>image dump suddenly stops
>at the same time it starts WITH THE SAME PICTURES on that general
wow who could have fucking guessed
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>>729459443
No no, he is right, while Golshi is a bit of a menace, she targets Jordan specifically, which she doesn't do to any other uma other than maybe McQueen
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>>729459590
I'm not your rival don't worry, I'm one of the worst trainers on /v/
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>sage and scat stops exactly at the same time as spe posting starts
I'm noticing
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I accidentally made a Taiki with medium S so I want to test her out. Bring whatever you got for Scorpio
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the /trash/ spammer fears the special week edits
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>>729459689
Ah, so you're MY rival
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Newfag here, I play daily and do 5 careers a day. Are there any requirements for A clubs?
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>>729459642
>/vg/nigger raid
Of course, how did I not figure this out earlier?
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>>729459750
First come first go, we take it easy fans-wise around here, our clubs are casual
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>>729447437
Both umas are totally submissive by the way
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>>729459607
I think they're cute
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>>729459750
No but you'd have to find one that has an open spot. Last month there were next to none for them.
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>>729459771
>Replying to your own shitpost
No anon, you aren't going to start thread/board shitposting wars with a false flag this obvious



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