>cinematic stories to validate their totally adult hobby>redemption stories to appeal to regretful life decisions >mentor stories to resonate with parental lifestyle>yellow paint for their cataract riddled eyes>turn based combat for the osteoporosis>full time radio instructions followed by handheld gameplay for the dementia Can gamer dads fuck off to watch birds already?
Missionary sex until impregnation occurs.
nobody calls turn-based games ‘dad games’, you frequently see those games being mocked for not respecting parent’s time.
>>729450120you'll be one of us someday except for the dad part.
>>729451530lol no I'm not retarded enough to touch a videogame after 30
>>729450120the only good looking jap, until she she lost her monos.
>>729453159who?
>>729453820My future wife: Enako
>>729454107she must feel so good to fuck
>>729454336I wouldn't know. We haven't met.And pls, avoid using such vulgar language when referring to me and her.
>>729451650Because you'll be hanging from a rope by then?
>>729454107What a lovely dress she's wearing
